Thread 214017445

>>214017445 (OP)
best robberry sirs

>>214017445 (OP)
provide full movie link now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

only legends did watch this

how do they balance the card so well sar?

>>214017445 (OP)
I always wondered why this scene in particular is so popular with indians it doesnt take place in india none of the characters are indian there's no blonde haired white woman with D cups i dont understand

would you rather be
>an indian in the worst part of india for a day (24 straight hours, no you can't sleep through half of it, you'll be awoken with 4 hours of sleep at 5 am by the sound of jeet traffic)
>an underage chinese sweatshop worker for a week (you also have to attend CCP approved schooling at the allotted times)
>an african tribal for a month (not the hunts lions and wears facepaint kind, the "wears a mickey mouse t-shirt but lives in a mud hut next to a sewage creek" kind)

I cheer in theater for this scene

>>214017577
Tribesman. In a month I'll probably get to impregnate like 12 women

>>214017512
I made a video of this scene on repeat for 10 hours and it has 1.3M views

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCRSR7LIcAU

>>214017577
The first it'll be like The Purge but with indians but it'll only be a day other two are far more dangerous

>>214017576
Low IQ population easily impressed with cheap and nonsensical showmanship with no substance

>>214017576
indians love trickery, magic, social engineering, scams, and anything "slick", "suave" or what they perceive as "cool" - which is a quality you can assume they loosely formulate around bootleg dvd copies of cringy american highschool romcoms and blockbuster action flicks all from the early 2000's, an effect which undergoes massive amplification when chewed up into its most elementary tropes and motifs and shit back out into bollywood

>>214017601
it needs the satisfiyah to become the real movie : ) thumbs up if you love this

>>214017577
Obviously the jeet, it's only 24 hours. I can just sit that out doing nothing, not even having the rancid food and cholera water.

>>214017630
i am indain village boy

>>214017635
You get transported into Sydney sweeneys body for those 24h but keep your male brain

Good luck.
I'm choosing the Chinese one

>>214017635
now what would you do if i told you the greasy little witch that cursed you with jeetdom now required you to succeed in trials three? you must survive a trek to the ganges to shit in the sacred waters (no vehicle), you must earn at least 500 rupees from a street food hustle, and you must catch and rape at least one living creature - could you survive, all to fully understand the plight of the common jeet, and escape eternal shitskin status, and break the witch's curse?

>>214017679
>>214017577
i'm realizing now i should have said indian WOMAN. would have made this a true puzzler

I'm a rider.
Provider.

>>214017601
??? Why are they tossing around a playing card and hiding it from the chinese?
The latter part is probably why indians like this so much, they hate chinks.

>>214018137
the unassuming playing card is for some reason actually the vehicle for some paper-thin, super advanced computer bullshit they need to continue the plot. your questions next may be something intelligent like - why pass the card to the next person to get searched, making it harder on yourself, if you have already been searched and are safe to hold the card? or you may ask, why would this ultra-high security chinese cyber-intelligence facility let in 4 retarded looking white people who are all acting extremely suspicious and have barely a half credible excuse to be there?

my answer to those two would then be: i don't fucking know, this movie is a monument to just how retarded a hollywood production can truly be and still have people watch it and generally regard it as "decent"

saar pls listen to me you hav to purchose gift card to unlock bank profiles now mister or money will be gone very soon sar please yu hav to listen

>>214018222
best robbari

>>214017601
LMFAO

>>214017601
I had never seen this entire scene before. How did they get a bunch of decent actors to perform this shit? This is so embarrassingly bad

>>214018234
kek

>>214018332
there's 2 of these movies by the way. it apparently did well enough to warrant a sequel

get ready for every movie to one day be even more retarded than this as jeets become the primary market demographic

>>214018332
The 2nd one had a budget of $120m, the 3rd one is rumoured to be nearing $200m

It's probably the biggest payout in some of these actors' entire careers

keep crying whitoids
its only a matter of time until all of go extinct ;)

>>214018432
>the 3rd one

>>214018461
Sorry to be the bearer of the bad news but it's coming in November, and they already greenlit a 4th one

>>214018482
>a 4th one

>>214017576
Indians love the idea of tricking people or “getting away with something”
It’s why they think making a u turn on a highway in a truck and killing 3 white people is cool

>>214018559
3 pedophiles

>>214018559
Cope timmy.
If wh*tes could drive as good as Indians that grow up in an extremely hectic road environment where they have to react and adapt quickly to other drivers the cracker in the van might have kept his family alive. Clear cut case of skill issue.

I learn math for she

>>214017576
Today I will remind them

Blond Fuwari IS BACK! She is debuting a cover before first stream at 23 pm JST

>>214018559
Doing a U-Turn on a highway is pretty cool though

>>214017601
This is the scene that indians were going fucking crazy over? This is honestly the dumbest scene I have seen in a long while, like insultingly bad. Someone would've spotted that furtive shit so fucking fast.

>>214018683
I hope AI gets trained on more jeetspeek than regular English.

AM A RIDAH

>>214018559
Wait what happened? QRD?

>>214017601
I can’t even watch the entire thing. That whole idea is extremely retarded. Zoomers wrote this.

>>214017712
I would just spend 24 hours in my hut feeling my tits while riding a dildo and rubbing my purple clit to porn on my massive android phone.

>>214019326
>anything bad or that I don't like is muh zoomers
You do realise that this film released in 2016, and was probably written in 2014, when the oldest zoomers were 18 and thus obviously not writing screenplays for hollywood films, retard.

>>214018772
LMAOOOOOOOO
this is your brain on hollywood, jeets are just taking it to the next level

hello
where can I watch full movie hindi subtitles. please give website

>>214017576
judging by its unacceptably low quality, it's likely that the cgi was done by indians.

>>214018460
India's birth rate is barely above replacement level and going down. There's still a billion of them, but they're going the way of China because Indian women outright refuse to mate with Indian men

>>214017601
>ShowBob'sBestMovies

kek

>>214018460
Andrew Tate is a genuine retard whose literacy is barely middle-school level. No one should listen to this retard's advice, no matter how "based" or "redpilled" it might be.

>>214018772
>tfw I'm not a zoomer

>>214017445 (OP)
hello good morning plzz need hindu in subtitles full

>>214019513
Do they have a choice? Pretty sure arranged slave marriages are the reason so many saaars are born

>>214019513
>Indian women outright refuse to mate with Indian men

well yes, they literally always did. but indian men didn't let that stop them, they decided to meet that challenge with mass rape.

>>214017445 (OP)
a very cool video with such amazing techniques.

>>214019566
That dumbass got arrested for recording himself eating pizza

>>214017601
>mfw they watch this crap

>>214018772
hahaha what a bunch of shits
no wonder Intel chose their populace as their primary source of slave labor

>>214019591
Dalits are right about how the majority of Indians are subhuman. However, they are just as prone to lying, cheating and scamming, only with a more educated background

>>214017577
Indian would be over in 24 hours. I can probably fuck off to some corner somewhere. Maybe i can find a book or two.

Worst case i can just go around shitting everywhere.
Captcha "Poo JK"

>>214017577
24 hours as a jeet.
I think it'd be funny to commit rape and other fucked up crimes to make poos look even worse, then 24 hours later I'm back at home posting things like this.

>>214019513
>because Indian women outright refuse to mate with Indian men

>jeets
>caring about consent

>>214019625
>rape
>Indian women

Bad end.

>>214017445 (OP)
good mornings sirs
I plead with you sirs with respect please we cannot take this disrespect from your beautiful mouths sirs you musts respect us noble Indians we made Intel and AMD on the same Indian soils sirs we are super powers now sirs

>>214017445 (OP)
beautiful cabin crew

>>214019680
Reminds me of that church scene in 28 Days Later

>>214018373
Idiocracy was wrong. The academy award won't go to "Ass", it'll be "Poo".

>>214019680
betiful woman mam please good mornings and please love me as much as you can because I love you too very muhc so

>>214019680
do you have the one where pajeet gives a rose to the little girl

>>214018772
The second guy just holding it in plain view always gets me, best robari

>>214019779
please saar to not be of noticing indian incompetence saar. india can not be incompetent. india can only having superpowers by 2020.

>>214017576
It's just a white racist who randomly noticed indian comments on a video and made a screenshot of them, the world doesn't revolve around you.

>>214019644
/pol/ said this video was staged

>>214018559
That's EXACTLY, what ALL indians, want, aim for and enjoy

>>214018772
Top kek

Death to america

>>214019202
Take it easy Ebbert

>>214019751
>NOOOOOOO DO NOT REDEEM

>>214019513
Indias birth rate is only going down because all of the jeets of child bearing age are leaving India and moving to the west where they proceed to have 5 children. When half of Indians aged 20-40 move to Canada of course Indias birth rates will drop. Unfortunately Indias birth rate dropping doesn’t mean what you think it means and is just a symptom of a problem destroying the west.

>>214017445 (OP)
Let me guess, another cope thread about how Indians aren't taking all your jobs and white women? Every year, white birth rates drop while indian birthrates rise. Soon, after we've facefucked every white women, timmy wont have any left.

>>214020291
You're lucky /tv/ doesn't have flags.

hahaha it gets funnier every time you post it lol

>>214019394
Indians don't understand concept of privacy or personal space

>>214018482
>>214018432
I'm convinced this movie franchise itself is just the set up for some elaborate scam. Even with all of india watching this shit, there's no way in hell it actually turns a profit, right?

>>214019751
>I am brahmin sar

King Terry has spoken

>>214019746
that one angers me

>>214018720
What Zack Snyder movie is this?

>>214020236
>When half of Indians aged 20-40 move to Canada
>half
lmao, the scary thing is they could send 10% of Indians aged 20-40 to Canada and instantly become a majority there

>>214019779
For me, it's the guy filming whose finger is in the shot the whole time at bottom left

>>214020085
Of course. /pol/ is full of jeets.

>>214020697
Especially that one Swiss jeet

>>214018683
if only I had more creativity while driving

>>214019566
I don't care about his background or whatever makes leftoids seethe about him. "Whites are the only race that care what women think and say" is a fact and the only thing that matters here.

STOP MAKING FUN OF THIS FILM YOU WILL SEE ONE DAY AS GLOBAL INDIA INFLUENCE INCREASES WE WILL MAKE FULL MOVIE AS GOOD AS THAT MOVIE and then finally pretty lady can we can show all magic for beutfiul eyes........

this shit legitimately scares the shit out of me. I live by a highway that's a major trucking line, and I have personally noticed that there are a lot more truckers recently that seem like they have no idea how to drive a truck. I just figured it was because of DEI or some shit. but the fact that these assholes can't even speak english or read a road sign is just fucking insane

Do you guys remember being a little kid and India was treated as an exotic cool place with a deep rich culture and once in a while, like pretty rarely usually it was y'know a gas station owner or maybe you had one immigrant kid in your class you saw an Indian and were like yeah they're alright they're cool LOL how did their reputation get so flipped

>>214021325
My best friend in grade school was a jeet. His parents were both college professors that left India because it was a shithole. I remember their house being immaculate too. What a difference 30 years makes.

>>214021325
It all went downhill after a pajeet got Apu removed from the simpsons
In a very ironic fashion

>>214021410
I don't see blacks complain about Cleveland on Family Guy.

>>214017635
i'd take a thousand hours in biblical hell before 24 in jeetland

>>214021410
>>214021436
That particular poo was gunning to be Apu's new voice actor by causing a controversy but the execs just got rid of him instead

>>214018772
The contrast between their "hip" clothes and their disgusting malnourished bodies is fascinating

>>214021410
Wasn't the story behind that, that people just wanted him to be voiced by an Indian voice actor rather than an American one doing an Indian accent and then the producers threw a hissy fit and had him killed off?

>>214017601
KEK

>>214021189
>He doesn't listen to his mommy
ngmi

haha sirs you bloody basterd india jadoo is home of natural indian jadooer. an indian jadoo is much stronger than a white magic. it takes them 9 white to magic but one indian jadooer is all that is needful

>>214021591
timmybros.....

>>214021509
no he wasn't killed off he just awkwardly exists as a background character now. they addressed it in the show with a meta gag where they basically say they have no fucking idea what to do so apu is just in limbo now

>>214021509
As I recall it was more some poo crying and whining that kids made fun of him when he was young because of Apu's accent
>>214021489
Lmao based

>>214021268
>but the fact that these assholes can't even speak english
It's actually illegal to drive a semi without a competent grasp of English and you can report their truck if you have the DOT number to the DOT and get them permanently suspended.

>>214018683
Jesus christ can we glass this fucking continent already, imagine the nature preserve it could become after all the shit neutralizes. With no Indians in the world engineering firms would have to hire whites again and would be able to actually get work done, and we'd develop some enzyme to break down all the trash piled up all over India too. It could be beautiful, a meeting place for real humans instead of an overflowing warehouse and prison for shitorcs.

>>214021112
>Like in my favorite Bollywood film, I'd simply go through the driver window out to the hood. I'd stomp on the hood so the car gracefully flips in the air and avoids the semi truck. My car lands safely on the other side and I save the truck drive from a terrible mistake :)

>>214017577
Chinese so I can spend all day touching myself. Or touching myself at the sweatshop I don’t give a fuck.

>>214018559
mindbroken

>>214018683
>Surjeet
>SAARJEET
So why do Indians get offended by "jeet" again?

>>214018720
>discombobulate

>>214018720
lol, i love how 3rd worlders have just accepted that they live in death trap shitholes, and incorporate that into their power fantasies

>>214017601
>>214019470
idk the comments are pretty funny

>>214018772
kino

>>214017445 (OP)
amaze he act like a brilliant

>>214017577
do you get to keep the aids, cholera, leprosy or whatever you contract?
I feel like this would make the choice more interesting and less obvious

>>214019194
And killing 3 is the cherry the top on it

>>214019779
he looks like he's not into this retarded shit but they asked him so he caved

Saaaar

>>214017577
I'm suprised no one's chosen Africa

If you get a half decent tribe you live a good life
Sure you work hard, but you the good and air is so clean that you feel amazing

You get to live such a simple life,free from all the brainwashing and chemicals that are so prevalent today

>>214022416
Did you miss the 'underage' part?

>>214024632
For some reason this made me think of one piece.

>>214018772
Kino!

>>214018720
The first guy remains completely unharmed, he just tripped.

>>214017601
>most of the top comments are actually westerners doing a bit
Close enough. Welcome back, colonialism.

>>214024761
You didn’t read correctly, these are not the tribals who hunt and roam the savannahs of kenya and live a simple life, these are the tribals who live in shitty mud huts while wearing western hand me down clothes and doing god knows what.

Also, most of these rural africans still have access to products that contain chemicals/plastic etc., to illustrate: a friend of mine spent some time in tanzania and did some volunteer work for the rural kind of people I am talking about. One of the works he was involved in was planting trees and such, however he would more often than not find plastic trash whenever he made a hole to plant a tree, turns out these people just bury their trash because public services are unheard of and they don’t have a clue what kind of harm this causes to their environment.

>>214017601
sirs bros cannot loss

>>214024453
I just noticed an official Microsoft slogan is "Work Brilliantly" and I immediately knew a jeet came up with that.

>>214027695
perfect image

>>214027695
>pic
Fucking lmao

>>214031286
>Visajeet
Almost had me

>>214030314
Jeets love Bean.
if you look up anything Bean related on youtube its all Pajeets, see?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xJeDFwJWZEc

>>214031286
he was immediately released after the police apologized for the mix up

>>214031286
>Visa jeet
kek

>>214025502
What? Did you wait until you were 18 to start jacking off?

>>214018649
>>214018683
>>214022868
>>214019194
good morning saars!

good morning sirs

>>214031856
>>214031937
GREETINGS FROM BENGALURU