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Anonymous No.214017467 >>214018842 >>214018860 >>214018919 >>214019052 >>214019623 >>214019839 >>214020308 >>214021031 >>214021130 >>214021184 >>214022740
I'm not Superman :)
Anonymous No.214018801 >>214021368 >>214022740
She’s Xenia Onatopp of comic movies.
Anonymous No.214018820
Superman couldn't pull off this look.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlU53taGqno
Anonymous No.214018842
>>214017467 (OP)
I can't do this all on my own
Anonymous No.214018860
>>214017467 (OP)
Why did he let go
Anonymous No.214018919 >>214019626 >>214019636
>>214017467 (OP)
Anonymous No.214019052 >>214019380 >>214021599
>>214017467 (OP)
Serious question. Did your theater audience unironically cheer when she killed totally not Netanyahu?
Anonymous No.214019106 >>214019710 >>214021049
I literally just skipped and skimmed through this movie to see what all the fuss was about and my god, this might be the sloppiest and shittiest movie I have seen in a minute.
How do people unironically enjoy this? Does the audience have no taste, or is that relegated to just capeshit? Is the audience getting dumber or something?
Anonymous No.214019380
>>214019052
I cheered
Anonymous No.214019503 >>214019600 >>214020301 >>214022957
If Gunn puts her in this costume I'll never call him a pedo again
Anonymous No.214019600
>>214019503
Moner better hit the gym to get these abs when the time comes
Anonymous No.214019623
>>214017467 (OP)
Ofc they're obsessed with the Puerto rican.
Anonymous No.214019626
>>214018919
>no, but really
Anonymous No.214019636
>>214018919
Yeah because you really can tell this thing is Hispanic
Anonymous No.214019710
>>214019106
It was a bad film. But I think DC vs Marvel fan boys generated false hype. F4 probably sucks as well, but MCU fans have to pretend it's good.

One thing I couldn't get over is that Luthor was this world renowned philanthropist who lived in the same city as Superman but they never even met before the film? Furthermore, Lex was studying Superman for years. That alone should warrant some face time, but nope.
Anonymous No.214019839
>>214017467 (OP)
Why she singing the theme to Scrubs?
Anonymous No.214020002 >>214020213 >>214023069 >>214024327
cute
Anonymous No.214020198
I watched Superman with my girlfriend. It was a nice feel-good movie for the purpose of taking your loved ones and having a nice time.
Anonymous No.214020213
>>214020002
>White guy leading
>Cute latina eyecandy
>Nerdy black friend
Is this the ultimate kino group?
Anonymous No.214020301
>>214019503
She's way too fat and lazy to ever get in good enough shape to pull that off.
Anonymous No.214020308 >>214020578 >>214020663 >>214020871 >>214022844
>>214017467 (OP)
i still have no clue why people are obsessed with this particular sequence
Anonymous No.214020578
>>214020308
The statement coming from Hawkgirl sound ludicrous. Yeah, no shit you're not Superman. I think the wings and being a fat latinx gave it away.

Superman comparisons should be left for fellow Alphas.
Anonymous No.214020663
>>214020308
sexy latina lips
Anonymous No.214020693 >>214021795
>I'm no Superman
Anonymous No.214020732 >>214020807
>conflict in a Superman movie is effectively resolved by a cocky teenage latinx quipping about how she's not Superman while doing something Superman wouldn't do
this is way more disrespectful to Superman than anything Snyder did
Anonymous No.214020807 >>214020838 >>214020897 >>214020952
>>214020732
>Literal alien who wasn't raised on Earth >Had a magic metal mace and wings
>Kills some skeevy jew stand in because she doesnt give a fuck.
Why is this a problem?
Anonymous No.214020838 >>214021106
>>214020807
Because it's essentially calling Superman a pussy who doesn't have the balls to do what's necessary. In a Superman movie. How is that not disrespect?
Anonymous No.214020871
>>214020308
you need to be straight to understand
Anonymous No.214020897 >>214021173 >>214021246
>>214020807
>Moral dilemma of Superman refusing to kill resolved by and outside party (and portrayed as a good, necessary thing to do) instead of having Superman's moral code confronted, and having him to reckon with that.

Same shit when Doakes was killed by some chick, instead of Dexter having to make a tough call.
Anonymous No.214020952 >>214021246
>>214020807
superman was able to solve it without having to kill the guy though

it was luthor who fucked that up
Anonymous No.214021030
Hawk tuah
Anonymous No.214021031 >>214021171
>>214017467 (OP)
What happen if someone removes her mask
Anonymous No.214021049
>>214019106
>I skipped around this movie instead of just watching it
>whoa wtf why do I hate this shit?
???
Anonymous No.214021106 >>214021146
>>214020838
Superman went out of his way to save a squirrel and fight a gigantic mutant creature nonlethally.
Anonymous No.214021130
>>214017467 (OP)
You can see her getting sexually aroused knowing she is about to murder this old man.
Anonymous No.214021146
>>214021106
And?
Anonymous No.214021171
>>214021031
it would be extremely painful
Anonymous No.214021173
>>214020897
Good point. Supergoy is legitimately a fucking pussy
Anonymous No.214021184 >>214021218
>>214017467 (OP)
Anonymous No.214021218
>>214021184
my fragile ego!
Anonymous No.214021246 >>214021249 >>214021313 >>214021328
>>214020897
>>214020952
So? She says she isn't Superman. If you've ever read any comics Batman and Superman don't kill people because they believe its wrong and they know they can solve it another way. However, its not like they kick Green Lantern off the Justice League because he killed some spider aliens who were trying to invade earth.
Anonymous No.214021249 >>214021289 >>214021805
>>214021246
>comics
don't care
Anonymous No.214021289
>>214021249
Most movies too.
Anonymous No.214021313 >>214021356 >>214021386 >>214021874
>>214021246
Yes, but this is a SUPERMAN movie. He should be the one to solve this things, he should be challenged on his beliefs, not have Hawkgirl step in and solve it for him.
Imagine if in a Gunn Batman movie, Wonder Woman just shows up and beheads the joker.
Anonymous No.214021328
>>214021246
Outsourcing the solution to the hero's moral dilemma to a tertiary character so the hero can just ignore it makes for a shitty unsatisfying narrative.
>but he saved the heckin squirrel
Anonymous No.214021356
>>214021313
That character and that entire warring nations plot line was extraneous? I think the kids nowadays say it's "so extra". Meaning, didn't need to be in the film at all. None of it did. Like all the early screeners said before the re-shoots/cuts,
>"This film is like 10 different short stories smooshed into a feature length film."
Anonymous No.214021368 >>214022740
>>214018801
If they ever redo the plot of Goldeneye in a future Bond movie I hope they cast her as a latina version of Xenia Onatopp.

Just imagine the admiral scene, seeing her thick latina thighs wrapping the rib cage of that lucky old bald bastard and crushing him to death, all the while she is orgasming and screaming her head off in ecstasy.

I would coom so hard.
Anonymous No.214021386
>>214021313
I guess you didn't see the movie lol. All of those things happen
Anonymous No.214021599
>>214019052
Well not nettyahoo and not Putin is not explicitly a Jew so no one cares if he is impaled by one of his candylandass buildings.
Anonymous No.214021795
>>214020693
This is him now
Anonymous No.214021805
>>214021249
kek, based
Anonymous No.214021874
>>214021313
Did we watch the same movie? Most of Superman's growth was about balancing his internal beliefs with what the people thought of him. Also not trusting the C-listers because he didn't agree with their methods. The whole end sequence is him telling his friends to go handle the border situation and he trusts them to make the right call because he knows his attention needs to be on the dude who's splitting the world in half.
Anonymous No.214022740
>>214017467 (OP)
>>214018801
>>214021368
I miss sexy women being campy villainesses in movies. Its a type of character that need to make a comeback.
Anonymous No.214022844
>>214020308
her mouth is beckoning my penis
Anonymous No.214022957 >>214023518
>>214019503
>tummy
Anonymous No.214023069 >>214023311
>>214020002
>Guy's hair was CGI
wtf?
Anonymous No.214023311 >>214023326
>>214023069
Yes. Fillion is like 60 years old and doesnt have red hair. Both a good and bad choice to cast as Guy Gardner of all people. He was like 1/4 of the movies budget.
Anonymous No.214023326
>>214023311
Guy was blonde in Superman.
Anonymous No.214023518
>>214022957
Express yourself anon.
Anonymous No.214023949 >>214024264
I wonder why superman was in this movie , it was supposed to be a justice thugs movie right?
Anonymous No.214024264
>>214023949
Introduce us to Kara.
Anonymous No.214024327
>>214020002
This is probably the first role I've ever seen Nathan Fillion in where I don't immediately boil the character down to "Hey, that's Nathan Fillion!"