Thread 214021647

Briekino back on menu

Lol there's not going to be a 5&6 after the next slop drops.

Fuck Brie

>>214021647 (OP)
She's going to be the first big death to show that Doom isn't fucking around. I hope they kill off anyone who's left from the original avengers, besides Thor, but especially hulk.

>>214021724
Next one is 5

FUCK BRIE

How aren't people done with Capeshit yet? Last one I watched was Guardians, was it 3? They should have just stopped at Infinity War.

>>214022337
Studios aren't done.
because they really just have nothing else.

I really hope the mcu is dumb enough to do this.

>>214022410
CONSENSUALLY

>>214021647 (OP)
>Captain Marvel 3 never ever
Briechads…

>>214021647 (OP)
there was at one time amateur porn of her about 5 years ago
she was getting fucked by a middle aged white guy with a gigantic penis.
pics have since been scrubbed but the feet features, hands, and hair style were an exact match at the time.

>>214022337
Everyone but WB and Disney are abandoning this dying genre now.

>>214022214
Ok

>>214021647 (OP)
Well what else are they supposed to do? They’ve wrote themselves into a corner and I’m sure they can’t get the old guys to come back in big enough roles so they have no choice but to use their current roster of unliked heroes in them.

>>214021647 (OP)
Hopefully they won't fuck up her role to push "team diversity" at her expense like they did the last time.

>>214023421
WB and Disney are 99% of the capeshit industry, bruh. What do the indie publishers have? Spawn?

>>214022337
its just hatewatching at this point

>>214022214
I don't know if I could fuck the feminist bitch out of her, but I'd sure try my best.

>>214023570
Some people on here like to refer to anything as "capeshit". They think LOTR trilogy is capeshit.

>>214021647 (OP)
>After a series of flops for our next big movie we're brining back...that character everyone hates. You know, the one from the biggest box office bomb of all time?

>>214023529
Her role didn't get "fucked up", she got upstaged by her castmates who had actual talent.

Why do people fall for these rumor posts evey time

Befriend Brie

Just stoo...

>>214021647 (OP)
We love you Brie

>>214025538
>ESL shills already damage control posting
Good morning sirs your mother is prostitute

>>214022337
People are done, they've been nothing but flops all year. This "avengers" level movie will also flop

unfriend and ignore brie

>>214021647 (OP)
>Briekino
No such thing

>>214021728
no thank you!

>>214023529
>completely redesign Captain Marvel's costume to something a man can wear
>make an entire anti-male film showing that women don't need to work hard to achieve anything, they just need to believe in themselves and not the men who put them down!
>have the actress just blatantly say they don't like the male gaze and the male audience can suck it
>acting is shitty, wooden, and emotionless

>immediately 180 on your anti-male stance when the "modern audience" fails to show up and support your hubris, start posting thirst traps online, try pretending to be a gamer, hire a crisis team to spin a narrative that Brie is just so relatable *cough* like the faggot shills in this thread *cough
>try to go back to theater, people with actual talent get pushed aside for the "hollywood" star
>still only manage to give mediocre performances

Brie "toe fungus" Larson and Captain Marvel are fucking jokes that keep on giving

>>214025921
Its kind of kino to watch really shitty actors sometimes, it takes you out of the movie so much that you feel a kind of 4th wall breaking and an awareness youre just watching someone play pretend, but doing it very badly

>>214025830
>Bringing back every big MCU actor plus Fox X-Men.
>flop
No.

>>214026186
>investor logic
Go back to your cubicle corpo shill

>>214021647 (OP)
I like this one

>>214021647 (OP)
Here's a novel idea: let the fans pay in advance to ensure that she never appears in another movie again.

>>214025894
She has to friend me first :(

>Disney buys marvel
>goes out of its way to rewrite stores that lean towards female rhetoric
>in some cases make blatant anti-male propaganda movies like Captain Marvel
>even encourage your female stars to disparage "toxic fans" (a.k.a. the majority of the male fanbase with masculine views)

>wtf where did all the men go???

>>214021736
>besides Thor
Why? L&T destroyed the remains of whatever interesting stories could be told with Hemsworth's version of the character.

>>214021647 (OP)
THIS MAKES ITS FAILURE A CERTAINTY THEN.

>>214027276
Even so he's the only one who still seems fun which is what marvel movies were supposed to be.

>>214022359
>they really just have nothing else
people go to the movies just to go to the movies. you're gonna watch something. they'll adjust the budgets and keep rolling.

>>214027438
>people go to the movies just to go to the movies
Either a boomer take or a corpo shill, movies have been on a downward trend year over year. Nobody "just goes to the movies" anymore grandpa

>>214026016
That meme about her butt totally broke her.
>Don't you EVER think of me as pretty, you chuds!
>Ok fine, you're not pretty
>Wait! Yes I am, look at my new butt! play video games with meeeeee!!!

>Rumor
>Sources say
>An anonymous report
>A source close to his thinking

Brie should fatten up

>>214026016
kek!!!

>>214021647 (OP)
I don't see how she isn't in these movies because they've got fuck all other characters to fall back on.
Doomsday is gonna bomb so hard.

>>214021647 (OP)
>Rumor: Brie Larson to have the Marvels sequel.
This will surely pander to men and White men in particular.

What happened to the ass2ass poster

>>214027817
I can't wait!!! Their tears will be Epic!

Sure thing, sweaty.

>>214026392
why didnt the world become like this instead...
both men and women would be happier

>>214027276
L&T is non-canon.

Imagine the smell.

>>214021647 (OP)
Guys i want the world to know what Brie did to me.

> Got raped by fit Brie. I tried reject her advances and tell her i am saving myself for marriage with my 22-year-old tradwaifu. She looked at me like in OP's picrel. Then I tried to run for it, but she quickly caught up and neutralized me with a flying shoe to the back of my head. I was dazed by the fall and the flying shoe to the head, but when I come to, I see Brie wild-eyed and completely bottomless, pawing at my pants yelling "Come here! COME HERE!!!" as I tried to struggle away *SOB* but this only exposes me! Then she exclaims "Game over pussy!! My hag- gina is hungry!!" And she squats down over me. All i see is her angry bush hovering over me before utterly engulfing me in one loud dusty queef "PFFFFTTTTTT!!!!". The violation was punctuated by my shrieks of fear and wet, loud sloshing as I am robbed of my virginity at the tender age of 36.

>>214021647 (OP)
She's gonna buck break Doom. And not only that, she's gonna smile doing it.

>>214021647 (OP)
I was already planning on skipping these movies anyways.

>>214029141
Why are Indians always posting mentally retarded slop

>>214021647 (OP)
So you are saying the Captain Marvel/Thor team up movie is still possible?

>>214021647 (OP)
Its called Brieno OP. Brieno is back on the menu.
>>214021736
That could be dope if she gets a scene where he looks like oh its just another cakewalk and then Doom takes her blows then grabs her head and breaks her neck true lol

>>214029495
Thor is gonna hammer her alright.

>>214021647 (OP)
It's been like 10 years since the last one. Is she going to 50 when 6 arrives?

>>214029219
what, is she going to show him her feet?

>>214029645
Marvel is already pretending that a geriatric old women and 50 year old senior citizen are suppose to pass as fresh young first time parents. Why not pretend an old emotionless slag like Brie Fungus is suppose to be a young fit hero

>>214029495
>Thor and Captain Marvel are forced to team up for some reason to track down and beat the bad guy
>they are both strong enough that this is a task that would be simple for either of them to handle alone
>however because they can't get along the bad guy gets away multiple times
>they spend half the movie mercilessly insulting , bickering, and shit talking each other
>Loki has to play mediator between them

>>214029909
Kirby is only two years older than Brie but looks way worse.

>Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers was raised by single mom and she's never had a father figure in her life.
It all makes sense now.