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Anonymous No.214022099 >>214022188 >>214022407 >>214022424 >>214022430 >>214022490 >>214022496 >>214022676 >>214022709 >>214023101 >>214023175 >>214023262 >>214023347 >>214023419 >>214023828
Shouldn't Hermione be in Ravenclaw because she's so smart?
Anonymous No.214022188
>>214022099 (OP)
In the books, the hat tell her to apologize for her car and she refuses. That is why she was sent to Gryffindor.
Anonymous No.214022244 >>214022325 >>214022453 >>214022625 >>214023808 >>214023846
She's smart but she's that kind of smart where you're above the IQ of most of the people around you but not quite child prodigy tier.
Like a 120 IQ kind of thing.
Like most of /tv/ :)
Anonymous No.214022325 >>214023724 >>214023851
>>214022244
Most of /tv/ has an IQ in the 80s, this place is full of retarded, overly emotional subhumans.
Anonymous No.214022392 >>214022456
>Kindness, Intelligence, Bravery and... being evil as fuck

Uh... Rowling?
Anonymous No.214022407
>>214022099 (OP)
The hat considered putting her there, but chose Gryffindor, probably because she thought it was the best house beforehand.
Anonymous No.214022424 >>214022441
>>214022099 (OP)
An orgy with these four would be priceless...
Anonymous No.214022430
>>214022099 (OP)
I love Meruclaw!
Anonymous No.214022441
>>214022424
The Slitherin cunt would tie up the rest and just drain you herself.
Anonymous No.214022453 >>214023108 >>214023235
>>214022244
Hermione is the quintessential midwit. Snape - an actual topwit - makes multiple references to this throughout the books, including one where he rains on her parade to giving the perfect answer by noting that it's almost word-for-word from the textbook and contains no original thought. Say what you want about Rowling, but she's very good at writing characters that appear very different compared to first impressions when you read them more deeply.
Anonymous No.214022456 >>214022520
>>214022392
>what is cunningness
Anonymous No.214022490 >>214022524
>>214022099 (OP)
She should have been ravenclaw
Ron should have been hufflepuff
Then leave harry and draco alone. But Rowling is a hack and oy wanted to do her good vs evil crap
Anonymous No.214022496
>>214022099 (OP)
4>2>1>3
Anonymous No.214022520
>>214022456
wait, there's pussy eating in Harry Potter?!
Anonymous No.214022524 >>214022659
>>214022490
Would have been kino if they did that in the harry potter tv series. Would help differentiate it too and you could explore the other houses.
Anonymous No.214022544
Great worldbuilding ruined by execution
Many such cases, unironically
Anonymous No.214022616
>Shouldn't Hermione be in Ravenclaw because she's so smart?
Anonymous No.214022625
>>214022244
nah, I'm a retard
Anonymous No.214022659 >>214023072
>>214022524
>Scared, Potter?
Need to genderswap Malfoy for equality reasons.
Anonymous No.214022676
>>214022099 (OP)
i remember when some nerd took the time to carefully craft that pic. now an AI could do it in under a minute. excelsior!
Anonymous No.214022709
>>214022099 (OP)
God imagine gape-popping Ravenclaw Hermione
Anonymous No.214023031 >>214023082 >>214023116
Shit story for faggots and male feminists
Anonymous No.214023072
>>214022659
I based my HL witch on this chick.
Anonymous No.214023082
>>214023031
>t. seething Lunasimp
Anonymous No.214023101
>>214022099 (OP)
ravenclaw means chinese
Anonymous No.214023108
>>214022453
>Snape - an actual topwit - makes multiple references to this throughout the books, including one where he rains on her parade to giving the perfect answer by noting that it's almost word-for-word from the textbook and contains no original thought.
When answering my teachers' questions, I always spoke and worded my answers to sound like I was reading from a book, just to fuck with them.
Anonymous No.214023116
>>214023031
What's this expression meant to convey?
Anonymous No.214023175
>>214022099 (OP)
does anyone have the ballgag version of this pic
Anonymous No.214023235
>>214022453
>Say what you want about Rowling, but she's very good at writing characters that appear very different compared to first impressions when you read them more deeply.
I'm not sure I buy that she wrote them that way on purpose tb h.
Anonymous No.214023262
>>214022099 (OP)
Yes, and it's said multiple times Harry fit Slytherin way more.
Anonymous No.214023347
>>214022099 (OP)
The original concept was for Hermione to be a Ravenclaw kid and Neville as Hufflepuff, and Draco was supposed to be part of their friend group too I think. This way all four houses would have been represented in the story.
Anonymous No.214023419
>>214022099 (OP)
>good house
>bad house
and the other two
masterful writing
Anonymous No.214023724
>>214022325
Guilty as charged, officer
Anonymous No.214023808
>>214022244
she is rowling's self insert and is always right and good at everything
Anonymous No.214023828
>>214022099 (OP)
Rowling did reveal she first wanted the trio to be in different houses, but this was detrimental to their companionship, so she changed it into the dullest franchise. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

a-at least the books were good though "No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Anonymous No.214023846
>>214022244
Giving us way too much credit there, buddy.
Anonymous No.214023851
>>214022325
But enough of the Indian menace.
Anonymous No.214023891
>Shouldn't Hermione be in Ravenclaw because she's so smart?