Thread 214023486

The whole woodpiles getting down /tv/ you in?

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>>214023486 (OP)
as someone who watched both of these movies before they were even memes, felon is the superior movie to SC.
SC is the higher budget, large audience appealing movie, a more fantastic version. while felon is grittier, more brutal, and delves more into the "psychology of the human animal" as SC would put it.

>>214023614
Thanks for the reminder, gotta watch Felon.

>>214023486 (OP)
No thank you, I'm not cliqued up, so I think I'll sit this one out.

>>214023881
Oh are you that nerd that thinks you're gonna get by just minding your own business, sitting in the library?
Look at this fresh fish, thinks he can walk the yard without a car. Let me spell it out for you, bookworm: there are no lone wolves in here.

Shot Caller gives you this look wwyd?

>>214024057
>go to my cell
>stip down and put my on panties
>apply rouge and lipstick made from red koolaid packets
>get a pot of water boiling using the induction heater I made
>pre-lube my asshole with olive oil to get it nice and wet
>use a broom handle I stole from the woodshop as a dildo to help get myself stretched out and ready for him
>work it in real fast and get myself hard but not quite cumming yet, don't want to ruin it for him
>as I'm teasing my ass with the broomhandle make sure to pour some sugar into the boiling water
>when he comes in all hot and sweaty, muscles rippling from his workout, I hop off my bunk (I sleep on the top bunk) and get on my knees for him
>slurp and suck on his shaft just how he likes, running my tongue along the rim of his head
>don't forget to cup his balls too
>right when I feel him swell inside my mouth and his precum dribbled onto my tongue as his eyes roll back into his head, I reach over
>grab the boiling sugar water and fling half of it on his cock, half of it on his face
>as his flesh peels and melts off, I rise
>as he kneels on the floor of my cell in agony, I place my foot upon his defeated back
>all the other woods kneels before me in recognition of my victory
>truly, I have become the Shot Caller

I literally was in a prison just like this and so much of this movie was just like what I experienced

>>214023486 (OP)
Who shaved down the rabbi??

>>214024258
Story time? What'd you do? How long served? What'd you miss the most?

>>214024258
how was the tyrone?

>be me, in prison
>on my hands and knees in my bunk
>cellie is behind me railing me
>cell stinks of sweat and olive oil lube
>feeling my cellies balls slapping against my taint
>feel my own rock hard pp rubbing against my stomach
>cellie is grunting and moaning as he thrusts into my hole
>saying things like "yeah take it bitch" and "you like that dick don't you fuckpig"
>feel tingling warmth start to spread from my asshole through my whole body
>cellies rough hands are grabbing my hips tight as he thrusts deeper and deeper into my boypussy
>feel my balls retract in and the cum flow down my erect cock
"yeah cum in me daddy, shoot your shot!"
>cellie groans and weezes as he busts a load in my sweaty bussy
>I cum at the same time
>truly, I am become Shot Caller (2017)
>I explode
>

>>214023698
Val Kilmer as a veterono who tries to guide deacon frost is legit fear inducing.

I'd prefer NOT to spend any more time in prison than is absolutely necessary. So no, I will not get down.

>>214024346
My step dad would yell at my mom and one day I snapped and I ended up stabbing him. He ended up being fine but I was charged with attempted murder but it was reduced to assault with a deadly weapon and I got 3 years. This was in 2011. I don't miss anything about it, 99% of people in there are drug addicts and are always dramatic about everything. You could follow the advice everyone gives you and mind your business and don't gamble but all it takes is for one guy to look at you and think you're out to get him because he's paranoid and then you're in a world of shit. The only good thing was getting pizza sometimes.
>>214026009
Like in the movie shotcaller prison was segregated by race so I didn't have much interaction with blacks. Especially being that I'm white and just being seen talking to a black guy in passing is enough to make other white guys think you're a traitor or something. Like I said all it takes is that little bit of suspicion and then suddenly people start spreading rumors about you and you find yourself having to constantly defend yourself from all these unfounded allegations.

>>214023486 (OP)
Here we go AGAIN

If my paperwork checks out, can I bunk with you?

>>214027102
Did you prefer taking it in the ass or sucking dick?

>>214027395
There were no gays or rapes or anything like that. The inmate rule is that if someone is gay they have to be stabbed but what usually happens is their cellie will ask a guard to move them to protective custody.