Thread 214026106

Did this scene make anyone else hard?

>you're handsome Joel. Tie him up, I want to ride him.

NOOOOOOOOO DON'T TIE ME UP

>>214026106 (OP)
NOOOOOO, DON'T FUCK ME WITH YOUR HAIRY, UNWASHED, APOCALYPTIC PUSSY

>>214026106 (OP)
Imagine getting knocked up from a man YOU raped.

The actress brought major getting off energy.

>>214026106 (OP)
The messy bed head look is hot as fuck

>>214026294
Dollars to donuts she went home and gooned to Pedro for 3 hours after the shoot

oof

I hope Abby wipes out all her adversaries in the next season.

>>214026106 (OP)
Angry enough to snap off his cock

Can't believe they are blaming the producer for the thing he got criticized for doing in the game. They knew what was going to happen and how fans felt and they still did it.

>>214026257
They have to be a little smelly, huh?

>>214026106 (OP)
>in the adaptation, Ellie is an ugly troon and Abby is the dainty QT

Did Cuckmann want us to support Abby all along in the game and realised that no one was going to support the uglier girl? I wanted Dever to murder Pedro and I want her to kill that mongoloid too.

>>214027820
It's quite cunning. I wanted to see Devers crack the Pedro pinata last season and mash the potato in the next season.

>>214026257
>>214027766
I’m a hiking trail instructor and I help guide people from novice, advanced novice, to moderate and one of the first lessons they learn is body odor. Especially women. It’s always one of my longest explanations and why I always try to set expectations early.

>>214028346
Du you sample the pungent goods anon?

>>214028375
A gentleman never tells.

>>214028395
Good answer.

>>214028346
huh?

joey pants getting shot for zero reason was so contrived when ellie already had a reason to hate joel
also what the fuck was the point of the therapist character at all, apparently she and her husband weren't even in the game, was it solely to spoonfeed "joel is bad and selfish btw" to the audience? second season was such ass, at least the first one works as an adaptation

>>214028346
What is there to explain? That you won't smell fresh out of the shower after walking for days without a shower?

>>214026106 (OP)
Does this actually happen in the game? Why haven't there been memes about it?

>>214029919
>trust the science
>just let them kill your daughter, bro
Do they really expect us to buy this?

>>214029919
>apparently she and her husband weren't even in the game
Why is that point of contention for you if you haven't played it? You sound like a woman grasping at straws.

>>214030240
because I would understand their inclusion if it was some moment from the actual game that the showrunner felt some obligation to include, but they're OCs and not even good OCs so I don't really understand what either of them contributed to the narrative other than redundant knife-twisting and explaining things to the audience

>>214030240
>>214030332
I will note that I didn't mind the kansas city plotline and liked it, you can take things in a different direction or just reinterpret them for a show's sake and still do it well

>>214026257
Fuck that’s crusty

>>214027820
>wait a sec, character design matters?
Sherlock holmes over here

>>214026355
Gooned?

>>214026355
In detail tell me how a woman goons

>>214032015
sustained bean flicking

>>214027820
yes, he hates the characters of the first game because he didn't write it

bump

>>214028346
So you teach them that when you sweat you smell bad?
Nice job.

>>214034821
Yeah I don't get his point either lol

>>214028346
what fucking lesson? unironically what did he mean by this?

I can't wait to see her get naked

>>214028346
Anon you have to tell us what the lesson is please

>>214035052
>Tell me about *Abbie! Why does she wear the *bra!

>>214028346
>hiking trail instructor
>"so yeah guys you walk down this dirt path here, and yeah that's pretty much to it!"
is it that easy anon?

>>214035052
...that's a man

>>214026106 (OP)
>Pedro Pascal
>handsome

>>214028346

I know what you mean. I'm a radar technician. The first thing I go over with people is body odor.

>>214034674
>Me leaving for school talking to mom

>>214035209
t. Total amateur
Bet you don’t even know about body odour. You wouldn’t last a day on the trails

>>214034674
>normal hot woman gets into relationship with super autismo man

I can only suspend my disbelief so much.

>>214030166
Not in the game. And there's no way for live action to do the best scene in the game justice.

>>214035313
>woman marries star surgeon
>that's a bridge too far
Sure buddy.

>this tries to beat you to death
>you don't immediately throw her over your shoulder and take her to bed

>>214028346
>It’s always one of my longest explanations
explain

>>214026106 (OP)
>>214026270
>>214026294
I can't remember the name of the show but I remember watching a scene were Liv Tyler(??) rapes some tied up dude inside a truck for breeding. Anyone know what show was this from??

>>214028346
There's absolutely no way you have to explain to people that they're going to smell bad after spending all day sweating outside.

>>214028346
I hope you make minimum wage

Did we find out the lesson of the trail hiking ladies? Does this have to do about bears being attracted to women menstruating?

>>214026106 (OP)
No, I can’t get hard.

>>214035920
That hrt is a bitch ain't it

>>214035888
He hasn’t said a word. I think he’s forgotten about this thread

I've heard of the body odor problem at anime conventions. It's so bad that they sell or sometimes give away free deodorant and the have explainer segments to teach weebs about body odor and etiquette. I've never heard of that being needed for trail hiking though.

So maybe he's hiking with a bunch of weebs

>>214036868
Body odor is part of anime culture. If you can't put up with the problem is you

>>214036868
That stuff gives you cancer

>>214036723
Ssris but yeah

>>214028346
Its so they don't get attacked by animals. Its why they always say a woman's period will attract a bear.

>>214036868
i hate anti-perspirants
who knows what kind of toxins you're absorbing with some sticky layer of aerated metals clinging to your skin all day
women don't give a second thought to this kind of shit and it's why they should be banned from autist spaces

>>214037178
>who knows what kind of toxins you're absorbing
Schizophrenia is one hell of a drug

>>214037057
>>214037115
You need an intervention.

>>214026106 (OP)
Just made me cringe. This bitch could not kill a dog let alone a man with a golf club.

>>214037237
She mogs you

>>214037208
t. lead brained boomer

>>214037208
Imagine being a retard that thinks cans of deodorant ripped a hole in a layer of the earth's atmosphere but are perfectly healthy for the human body.

>>214026257
>>214028346
One of the best sexos i ever had was with my wife (then gf) in a tent after hiking all day. I also made her grow her bush out really thick cuz i like that. the smell was heavenly. the pheromones made me diamonds.

>>214037236
Women need to leave male spaces

>>214037348
Human bodies arent made if gas

>>214035230
>>214026294

>>214037356
Even that powerlifter looks more feminine

>>214037376
Cool. Guess nerve gas/mustard gas/etc should have no effect on you then.

>>214037404
Youre feminine

>>214037143
Nah, he's just some perv tricking women into showing him their pits

>>214037441
They arent real. Let me guess you read about them in wikipedo and believed it lmao

>>214037483
>BRRRRAAAAAPPPPP
Now who's not real?

>>214034674
That is not autism

>>214037441
You're spiraling lol

>>214037398
How does he do it?

>>214039198
How don't you? It's the easiest thing in the world , just pretend you're an anxious massive faggot

>>214037143

>ALL THE WOMEN STOP HIKING NOW AND DROP TROU! BEAR INSPECTION!

>>214034891
>>214035109
>he doesn't know

bump

This show and game aren’t relevant anymore and were never good in the first place

>>214026106 (OP)
I'm glad the people who like the game can enjoy hating the story now by there being a horrible adaptation to hate on.

>>214035615
If you're still here I think the show was The Leftovers btw. Can't remember when that happens might be season 2

>>214037398
Post the full video you coward

>>214042645
He's just nervous, OKAY?

>>214042645
damn, AI is getting good

I'm sorry I said those horrible things about AI in the past. All hail AI.

>>214026106 (OP)
Did this really happen?

>>214037356
>steroids, endless protein rich foods and the time for a strict regiment exists in the post apocalypse
uh huh

imagine her making that face when fucking

>>214026106 (OP)
>>214026230
>>214026257
Does this really happen? I'd at least try to find this once scene if true

>>214034891
It's a fucking larp. Even if you sweat you don't necessarily smell unless certain conditions are met. A "hiking trail instructor" would know the concept of different clothing materials and the effect they have on body odour.

>>214044766
You know there would be mild strangulation too.