Thread 214026652

>You... you made me a what?
>What is a "burr-gurr"?

>Yes sir, it's quite large
>No, I'm sure women do prefer uncut men
>Yes sir, I got your "extra meat" joke
>Sir, please take your penis out of the burger, this is a family establishment

>15 cents for a burger?
>Well, did you know that six million jews died in the Holocaust?
>It should be free!

>You just... smother them, and then... you throw it all out!
>...In your garage, at your job site, in a volcano...
>Wherever you like!

I really don't understand the spam on this board.

>>214027036
>You just... type in the captcha, and then you post!
>Pepes, founder memes, Twitter screencaps...
>Whatever you like!

>I... I think I ate too much, Speedee...
>What do I do no-
>BLEAAAAAAAUAUGH

>Wait a minute, this bag is full of food...
>How am I supposed to take a shit in here?

>>214026652 (OP)
isn't this shit just a shameless ad? god I hate American culture

>>214029270
no one asked for you to come here thirdie

>>214026652 (OP)
>burger?

>You made me a... burg-er?
>Is that like a nigger?
>Did you make me a nigger?
>Turn me back at once!

>>214029513
>Burga please

Fuck the sandwich Ray. Fuck it hard.

I JUST ORDERED THIS BURGER FIVE SECONDS AGO YOU SICK FUCK

>>214026652 (OP)
Why do americans go so crazy about burgers? Is it just because it's cheap and fast?
I like some american food like BBQ and some negroe food is quite good but burgers are just meh

>>214026652 (OP)
>where's all the black people and women in there?

>>214027026
LOL

>>214027036
High IQ shit is going on in here. Outta the way dumbass.

>>214027205
The Founder was the first zombie

>>214029332
I usually have to poop after a mcdonalds too

>No...
>Don't feed me burgers...
>DON'T FEED ME BURGERS
>NOOOOOO

>>214029878
jej

>>214030365
>what'd you sexy mcdonalds workers gonna do to me?!
>SPEEDEE WAIT.. NOOOOO I JUST ORDERED!! IT'S TOO SOON

>>214029270
Yeh but you want to go to McDonalds now so it worked

>>214030541
LMAO

>family movie
>about a family oriented brand of fast food restaurants
>still make it needlessly erotic
The people that made this flick are sickos.

>>214030861
does she not know that someone shit in that?

> Burh-gurh yes, it was thiiis big.
> They said I could name it after the biggest thing I've ever had.
> I'm naming it Big Mac.

>>214030860
kek

>>214030861
She's imagining it's Tyrone's meat

>>214030984
> I'm gonna get on that plane as soon as I get my fries with that vodka.

>>214030704
I want to go to 1950s McDonalds. I want to go the 1950s. Somebody please save us, please God.

>>214030984
>i ate the burger

Why did this become a meme suddenly?

>>214031059
Wish we could turn back time

>>214031194
My eyes were drawn to the big fat ass on that black mama walking by

>>214031124
>suddenly?
someones a newfag

>>214031292
>3 month spam
someone’s fat, bald and lives in his parents back yard

>>214031375
This has been a meme for more than 3 months. How much of a newfag are you?

>>214031124
It's been methodically forced multiple times a day for months

>>214031124
>suddenly
Checkout the NEWFAG kwab

>>214030989
Seek help

>what the fuck is money?
>no I don't have any
>what the fuck is that
>how do I get money?

>>214032322
>15 cents?
>Is that a lot?

>>214027036
These threads are always funny. They shouldn't be, but they are.

>>214027036
filtered

>>214030664
im stealing this next time i go to a drive thru, which will be basically never since I dont have a car

>>214032322
he wasnt actually being this retarded. he was just confused by the speed of the transaction.

>>214032746
He's also confused by the green stuff and whats that brown stuff? DID YOU SHIT??
SHIT A POOP IN MY BOIRGER?!

>>214027036
Be thankful the anon that spamed pedo shit died in the Ukraine war

>>214026966
>>214029567
>>214030298
lmao

>>214026652 (OP)
>you're telling me im supposed to eat this dead animal and enjoy it?

>>214033350
>american culture

>>214027026
>the other daughter too?
>Yes.

>>214027026
Diabolical

>>214033350
How did they invent invisible food?

>>214033350
What a reddit ass scene, real life isn't like this

>>214027275
You take the food out and eat, then you shart that into the bag and throw it away sir

>>214027834
omg a bourdain/founder crossover must be made

>>214030664
>To you, am I the McDonalds? Should I be taking your order?

>>214032322
>transaction? you fucking sicko!

>>214029991
I'm not even American but a good burger is just based. Who doesn't like burgers?

lol

>>214026652 (OP)
dead meme

>>214034903
Kek

>>214032391
>Ronald wept

>>214033893
>now why in the hell would i go through all those extra steps? i'll just throw the food out and cut out the middle man.
>but sir, y-you paid for that. you're supposed to eat it for nourishment!
>what? you speaking chinese? some sort of oriental here? you're not making any sense son.

>>214026652 (OP)
alive meme

>>214035135
>Why don't I just give you the money and then leave. No one else does anything. I'll be a millionaire.

>>214026652 (OP)
We call them steamed hams, actually.

>>214026652 (OP)
I refuse to watch this shit because its an ad. qrd?

why do mods delete founder threads now? founderposting was allowed pre-hack.

>>214029270
You've cracked the code, saar. McDonald's owns this board.

>>214029706
KEK

>>214026652 (OP)
Movie was mid. Like the burgers

>>214030664
Sir I’d say you have autism but it’s 1954 and that term hasn’t been invented yet.