Thread 214027364

I was beloved on The Office...

>buy my litter robot.

>>214027364 (OP)
Grim.

>>214027445
>simping on inane bullshit is Le Fantastique

It’s for Jenna.

>>214027445
It's over Jenna.

>>214027445
Are you over Jim yet?

Jenna’s selling used cat litter?

>>214027445
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selling_out

>>214027364 (OP)
isn't she like dying from cancer?

>>214028114
>Phoneposter

>>214028368
After chemo her breast cancer went away.. (for now)

>>214027364 (OP)
>another fading celeb whores herself out for cash and flushes what's left of her career down the shitter

Bye Jenna.

>>214027364 (OP)
sorry goy but one role on a tv show is not enough to cement your fame for eternity, unless you're one of god's chosen

>>214028399
>Le master race pc poster that complains about something that doesn't matter.
How autistic are you? Are you nonverbal? Verbal?

>>214028496
Seinfeld must have given you a great hand job... How did it feel?

>>214027364 (OP)
I would trust Angela about cats and Oscar could sell buttplugs.

>>214028498
Lmao he got mad.

cat lady club

>>214027364 (OP)
>>214028591
CAT LADIES, ASSEMBLE!

>>214028649
So much talent

>>214027364 (OP)
I don't want your litter robot.

Those things are simultaneously dangerous and deny the cat's instincts to clean. Grow up and get a litter box.

>>214028649
>where were you when you realized the force a female?

>>214027445
Absolute fucking loser lmao

>>214028482
this made me laugh really hard for some reason

>>214027364 (OP)
>mommy

isn't that the automated litter box that literally beheads cats?

>>214029911
no

>>214029978
Jenna simp pls fuck off

>>214029911
Yes. Many cats have been decapitated because some like sleeping in their pan.

Somehow 4han took offense to my thread and banned my IP. I'm on phone data now to post this. Lol, how mad are jannies? Damn, I can't believe how sad that is.

>>214027364 (OP)
I just put cat litter in an old dryer I found in the ally I’d does the same thing.

>>214028482
I don't see them kicking your door down for an endorsement.

>>214028591
Imagine being such an insufferable twat that you get blacklisted from an entire industry.

>>214031502
kek the handmaid did the same thing after her first big gig ended

you're all going to be fucked when you find out what the current job market is really like.

hnnnnnng

>>214028114
>"This tiktok user has sold out!"

>>214031637
I am entitled to this.

>>214031637
Pampam booba

>>214031338
Oh shut up Jenna

>>214031637
she had breast cancer so I'm sure the booba has been taken away surgery wise

>>214031637
Jenna won. A natural beauty. Imagine Emily’s bogged face without makeup.

>>214031338
>MUST... DEFEND.... WEALTHY CELEBRITIES!

>>214032093
She didn’t undergo mastectomy since it’s just a stage 1 breast cancer. She had a lumpectomy instead( breast conserving surgery).

>>214032205
The booba still exists! It's a good day.

>>214032180
It's more about putting a nobody in their place.

>"She's doing endorsements? Fucking pathetic."
>"Oh, you're apparently a big deal. What endorsements have you been paid for?"
>"...REEEEEEEEEEEEE"

>>214028496
I was watching the office a and I noticed that BJ Novak got such a prominent slot in the opening credits, disproportinate to the size of his role, even in episodes he's not in

Turns out he's super jewish

>>214028591
>>214031394
Lol now she’s cat poop lady

>>214033811
he was one of the writers and they dont change the title cards that often.

>>214028482
JENNA ARE YOU OKAY
WOULD YOU TELL US IF YOU'RE OKAY

>>214033669
So what endorsements have you been offered anon? I mean, you wouldn't just be a "nobody" too, would you? You're not just a piece of shit trying to "put people in their place" that you're actually no better than, are you? Surely you have endorsements, right?

Right?

>>214034042
I don't think he does, anon. I think he's just a celebrity-worshipping faggot. But thank you for sticking up for me.

>>214032123
100% agree. I'll take tradwife Jenna over Emily any day.

>>214028482
He cute

For 900 dollaridoos Pam from the office is selling me a self cleaning litter box
I mean im sure it helps with the odor and ites easier to clean but fuck off
900 bucks
My cat has two litter boxes and they were like 12 and 30 bucks.

>>214034335
yeah she's a fraud

>>214027364 (OP)
Shed rather do these ads than have sex WITH ME in exchange for money? Hope her toxoplasmosis is terminal.

>>214034409
"Shilling the deathbox" is the new "choosing the bear"

All her cats are named after office charecters so she can talk to them and pretend it’s 2010.

>>214027445
It is kind of sad that they were on the show for as long as they were and still feel the need to do this kind of thing. It's understandable for someone like Stanley, but Jenna had a leading role and was in several films after the show ended.

cats are such shit pets
>here's an animal that at best is moderately friendly and at worst completely hostile to you
>also it drops mad deuces you have to smell through your entire house and tracks fucking kitty litter everywhere so have fun getting that all over your house and furniture
>sometimes it just vomits up a hairball at 3 am for no reason no it's not sick it just does that
>if you let it outside there's a 50/50 chance it comes back (probably why so many cat owners just throw their cats outside, they get tired of dealing with it)

>>214034558
I heard she has a dog named Jim.

>>214027445
She has more money than this entire thread with more being dumped in her bank account probably hourly, she has literally zero reason to shill cat shit cleaning products

>>214035050
Sounds like youre just an asshole my guy, cats are easily triggered by how they are treated so if youre a fuckin retard in life, theyre gonna treat you like one, but we thank you for calling yourself out like that!

>>214032205
what caveman of a doctor comes up with these terms?
>ok we'll start with the boo-booectomy now

>>214035152
>jenna why do you keep a year's worth of peanut butter?

>>214035050
all of these are solved if you have a house and an outdoor cat. Shits outside, is back by 10pm every night, kills all birds and mice in a 200m vicinity so I don't get woken up by birdcalls in the morning, cuddles up to me when I watch Columbo but is gone 90 percent of the day.

I like dogs too but I don't want to have to walk it all the time, haven't fenced in my yard yet and don't know how to train them to stay near the house.

>>214035576
too many predators in my area for an outdoor.

>>214027364 (OP)
Should have been Angela, since she loves cats

Cats are a founding pillar of 4chan's history. We used to respect them here. Why are zoomers such doomer cucks

>>214035978
Cats are Reddit, dogs are 4chan. One is smug and self-important, the other rolls in mud and bites strangers for fun.

>>214036051
Newfag

>>214035978
>le wacky cat can I haz a cheeseburger
Fuck off newfag.

>>214027445
Unless she signed a shit contract, she makes royalties every time The Office reruns on TV. Just like how the Friends cast make millions a year from residuals.

>>214027364 (OP)
>mfw I’ve always preferred Angela, especially when I saw her nude

>>214035674
ah that sucks, only one I have to worry about here is a fox killing my hens every few years.

>>214036051
>cats are reddit
smug, fat, thinks it’s smarter than it is

>dogs are 4chan
loyal to nothing, rolls in mud, bites strangers for fun

>parrots are twitter
never shuts up, just repeats what it hears

>hamsters are 9gag
running the same stale wheel since 2012

>fish are tiktok
3 second memory, swims to the next shiny thing

>ferrets are tumblr
weird little freaks in dark holes, somehow still alive

>horses are linkedin
pretend to be majestic, just there to show off pedigree

>goats are facebook
screaming boomers eating trash, headbutting everyone

>>214036422
And what’s my favorite animal: centaur-girls?

>>214036422
This is a real 2015 post

>>214027445
Jenna stop

>>214031637
ABSOLUTE MOMMY

>>214036702
She totally fucked him at least once right? She seems very obsessed with John Krasinski.

>>214036867
100%. I’m convinced she left Gunn because of him.

>>214036051
>Cats are Reddit, dogs are 4chan. One is smug and self-important, the

>>214027364 (OP)
He show her tits