Thread 214031143

rachel getting btfo

Rachel just spilled to Keanu that she knows Keanu told Vince what he told her.

>>214031216
SHE FEELS YOUNG AT HEART YOU SICK FUCK!

Bitch, where were you when I was was walkin, now I'm King Keanu got the whole house talkin.

World War Keanu

>>214031201
who the fuck does she think she is
second worst thing to ever happen to this show

HUG IT OUT

Two days in a row of Keanu kino in the gym

Keanu really is her weakness

>>214031346
lauren's birthday will be better because lauren's in it

:(

keanu getting scolded by mommy and he's just listening

morgan gotta go

adrian would've ran this house

need a King HOH so bad

yeah they're done with each other but part of me feels like Rachel still wants to work with him kek

please don’t break up

>>214031779
kek she definitely does, he’ll wear her down eventually

rachel wants to smack him so bad

and then probably kiss him too

if Grod is so good at brainwashing why doesn't she get through to Keaanu

>>214031835
it’s crazy how she has a weakness for him

>>214031838
Keanu rolled a 1 for his intelligence so that spell can't work on him, he's too dumb

>>214031838
maybe she told Rachel to scoop him up and teach him things and he just keeps backstabbing Rachel. his edit being so great helps too

does keanu stink or something? i feel like a bunch of people have complained about the furniture he sits on

>Now she’s got me thinking about Vince again
>I believe what Rachel says
>Fuck man I want to trust Vince so bad but….

Anyone else get tsundere vibes from Rachel when she’s talking to Keanu?

I love how they love and hate how they hate

frenemies bros we will be back soon

>>214031918
they have said he stinks, yes

winning HOH would be the first step to mending their relationship
please

Keanu’s noms if he wins HOH are Mickey, Morgan, and Ashley

>>214031918
he's a big guy that works out a lot (for you)
it's only natural he's a little stanky

Bro what if they did a Reverse Cookout where Vince, Rachel and Keanu all gaslit the darkies they were outside the alliance but they can put up fake targets like Lauren or Katherine and then put out threat "pawns" like Ashley. That could really work.

>>214031329
Whats the first? The cookout?

morgan was legit sleeping in there with him for hours

How the hell hasn't Rachel, Vince, or Keanu proposed that the blacks are using the brigade strategy. It wasn't there intention but think about it
>Mickey had Rylie, now Kat
>Morgan has Vince
>Will has Ava
>Ashley has Rachel

KEANU IS A KING

FUCK RACHEL

>>214032145
scared of getting kyle’d

>>214032083
grodner replacing arnold shapiro

what was said between keanu and rachel? i missed it

>>214031918
he's got the stink yo
thas it

kelley saying rachel tried to bar her from hanging out on the hammock with her morgan, mickey and will

>>214032174
it's going to be such a fucking disappointment if he gets evicted next week right before jury

>>214032145
mickey does not have kat stop trying to force this its not a thing.

>>214032291
Probably how she took it when Rachel wouldn’t let her sit in the hammock

Ive only seen BB2-19 but Keanu is for sure one of my fav HGs since atleast BB16. Is there anyone BB20-26 that even compare to him?

How did Kelley pass the psych eval

>>214032321
thats exactly what happened. rachel is a c-bomb

here's a TRVKE for you

I can't even feel bad for the non-nucookout side of the house. They've won 14/20 comps. They all just suck at BB. Their social games suck. Their reads suck. Their strategies suck. All they’ve done with their power is send their allies home. They had so many chances and blew it every time.

>>214032357
She's one of the more sane HGs this season

>>214032415
not much of a nuke when everyone here agrees with you

>>214032357
Why?
Kelley might have stirred shit earlier.
Rachel was being cunt here by not letting her on hammock.
There are no sides to take.

>>214032324
for me it was bb20 Tyler, Brett and JC and bb25 Dud

>>214032262
Long conversation where she spilled that she knew Keanu ratted on her and she almost got put on the block. Keanu denied he was trying to get her out and said his plan was to split up Morgan and Vince. Eventually Keanu apologized and said he understands if she doesn’t trust him anymore. He said he wants to win HOH and keep her safe to build trust and work together again. She said we’ll see. Seems like they will work together again eventually.

Keanu's a good liar, maybe the best liar in there

It tastes grainy because they don't know how to cook steelcut oatmeal.

kelly bros....

>>214032250
That's fair. Also fuck taylor

Morgan is literally attached to Vince, she’s a psycho

>>214031440
She's literally the least important person in the house. On her birthday. Lol.

>>214032415
retard take. 6 of those comp wins you are counting are the blockbuster and 5 vetos which resulted in each of those who won staying, also jimmy was working with the so called nu-cookout and so is rachel and ava. the only person who won anything and got evicted is rylie. sounds like they are doing ok to me

>>214032578
She was so sweet and wanted digiorno pizzas on her birthday. :( she isn't a good player but I'll never hate her.

if they had let people start napping in earlier seasons we wouldn’t have lost paloma

>>214032416
>>214032460
She's an emotionally unstable schizo with a victim complex. If you're taking her side after seeing that in real time I'm sorry anon...

>>214032578
yet she is the most important person in our hearts and she's never been on the block like derrick levasseru

Morgon is talking about how eating oatmeal for 1 week is the worst thing ever for about 10 minutes now

>>214032650
godspeed

whats the laughter scale going to be when lauren wins hoh and puts keanu up cause if she didnt it'll look weird

that’s not what happened morgan

Are feeds watchable yet?

>>214032652
I'm not taking sides.
Women play victim there on bb all the time.
They play it up like some kayfabe.
They even admit that it is for TV moments.
>Rachel: confrontation with Zae, kerfuffle with Keanu in the bathroom, with Kelley at the hammock.
>Kelley: Passing comments to Mickey and Rachel.

>>214032652
Enough about morgon

damn they are so wrong about the week tucker left

>>214032728
you missed rachel and keanu kino in the gym

>Keanu HoH
>Kat/Kelley HoH
>Lauren HoH
>Keanu HoH

W-we can still win this bros....

why don’t they show the veto speeches anymore

Dr Pavel I'm TLP

>>214032899
Uh you don’t get to bring nuggies

>>214032733
I'm not even sure she's playing it up. If she was intentionally playing the "bullied underdog sweetheart" angle she wouldn't talk so much shit behind peoples backs. She's just unstable.

based kelley clocking ropes

>>214032757
Keanu interactions are starting to get boring since nobody listens to him and he affects nothing in the actual game

>>214032927
She is bullied by the hags though

>>214032927
everybody talks shit behind people’s backs, it’s big brother. the thing is they act like only kelley talks shit and they’re better than her.

kelly is objectively annoying and weird, even riley was sick of her. the hags are also mean and petty. both things can be true

>>214032992
Lauren doesn't talk shit.

>>214033036
that’s true but I wasn’t counting her cause she’s a princess and an anomaly

>>214033041
does he even need to? nobody is wasting an HOH on will anytime soon

kelley just said “will won’t”

>>214032992
I'm talking about playing it up for the audience.
Most houseguests don't even know she talks so much shit, they don't like her for being a messy compulsive liar.

conehead rachel

>>214033073
wtf they let you lurk /bb/ in the DR?

Kelley says she should have the votes to stay over Ava.
It's not an act, she's retarded.

>grilledcheese exclusion is mention
>morgon asks about it
>feeds cut

Are Rachel and Keanu back together or is that done for good?

>>214020748
I wanted factual evidence to chuck in the faces of the people whining about when seasons were or weren't dying so yeah, I mean it took me like 2 minutes it's just searching the archive for threads with our standardized subject (only applies to 18 onward though, before that is messier). it's not perfect since it misses threads not formatted right and includes new threads that didn't get any posts, but close enough.
then I was bored one feeds day and figured I'd also get a rough idea of threads a day by dividing the total # of threads by the length of the season daywise to account for variation in season length.
Here are things as they stand, mind you 27's threads a day count is a bit unfair since almost all season see a huge drop in activity later on with dead feeds. you can expect it to dip over time as well no matter how good or bad the season is from here on
27: 234 threads - day 50 - 4.68 threads a day (83 days total)
26: 266 - 90 - 2.96
25: 351 - 100 - 3.51
24: 200 - 82 - 2.44
23: 165 - 85 - 1.94
22: 343 - 85 - 4.04
21: 350 - 99 - 3.54
20: 460 - 99 - 4.65
19: 332 - 92 - 3.61
18: 296 - 99 - 2.99

>>214033211
they have a phone in the hoh room now

>>214033279
can you do OTT?

>>214033270
not back together but they talked for a while and rachel hit him with a “we’ll see” so the door isn’t shut

need to get that yum yum sauce

i love it when they finally clean out the fridge and find shit thats been in there since week one

>>214033279
very cool. s20 was popping off

They're clearing out the fridge a lot of the food they're throwing away is still good

sex with lauren

>>214033279
interesting thanks for crunching the numbers

rachel is afraid of kelley

>>214032650
Why would taking a nap save her

>>214033279
post count would be better

>>214033293
can't believe I forgot OTT kek, I pulled a grod
OTT:227 - 65 - 3.49

kelley staying over ava is actually better for lauren keanu and kats game unironically but they would never vote to keep kelley and no way anyone else from the other side is going to keep kelley

>>214033270
The reason Rachel wants it to work so bad is because she knows production loves the duo so much with probably how they word it & how much they mention it to her in the DR. Just through her DRs she can decipher that Keanu was loyal, but recently switched up. And so theres apart of her still possibly trying to make it work but only if Keanu didn’t put her up on his HOH

>>214033404
holy based

kek it really do be like dat

>>214033461
it would but I'll leave that for other anons if they want, I'm fine with just a rough metric
>>214033474
kelley's such a wildcard I'm not sure if she's really better desu, but yeah she's simply donzeo if shes up there post blockbuster

>>214033440
because she was sleep deprived

>>214033270
rachel always has a soft spot for the people she really likes and keanu is such a deluded oaf I think it makes her more willing to forgive him

>>214033575
they owe each other sex

>>214033479
I don't think that's it. When the entire house shittalked him and wanted him out, she stood by his side and wanted to work with him. Then he betrays her for the ppl that still want him out. She's clearly very upset about it.

he made it bros ( T﹏T )

>>214033649
>not covered in goo
RIGGED

watching this kelley vince convo. its like watching vince play with his food

>>214033703
it skirted off his divine form

Jimmy in his tiktok live is saying he heard from “the people we’re not supposed to talk about” that there will be two jury double evictions and a split house twist planned.

>split house
>two black hohs

Jimmy stole the key from the dresser

>>214032415
many are saying this

>>214032625
cope take

here's a TRVKE for you

Water is WET

>>214033858
Did these two ever speak in the house?

>>214033951
no one thinks this

kelley just listed off the judges alliance to vince
says no way he can be in it because all those people have been targeting him

>>214031201
Imagine sitting next and inserting

>>214033951
retard take. calling water wet is like calling money rich. nah bro, money makes you rich stupid bih.

kelly bros....

>>214033820
he doesn't know shit lmao

rip kelley

KELLEY IS A RETARD FREAK

Kelly bros, we got this

>>214034083
What the fuck does that even mean
Does Morgan even talk to Kelley?

KKKELLEY

>>214034083
It’s over

>>214034146
she is in her own world

kelly bros....

Kelley chomping an apple by herself on the main cams
she's the main character

>>214034211
:D

>>214033957
I can't recall an actual 1 on 1

cute apple munchy asmr with kelley

>>214034278
what is asmr?

>>214034323
fuck you

can we just ff to thursday already

>kelley: im gonna tell you how i got into dream interpretation and i wana hear how you got into it
>ava: ok cool
>kelley: so i was in a barnes and noble as a sophomore in highschool
>and there were two books
>palm reading and dream interpre---
>feeds cut
why does grod hide the esoteric knowledge from us?
>>214034323
its supposed to be that sensory triggering thing were you get the hairs to stand up on the back of your neck etc etc, like a full body type tingle. but i would say its devolved or evolved into more of a sexual kink thing? just go on youtube and search ASMR and you'll get a whole host of things

>kelley basically admitting she was helping ropes win veto
yeah I don't want to hear anyone whining about the blacks dominating this season
this is a woman whos in the same convo bringing out cookouts admitting she helped the one in danger stay safe just to spite vince

>>214034412
we've been fucking saying for days this is all her fucking fault
kelley defenders are fags

>>214034412
Did she give the reason for it?
To spite Vince for burning her twice?

>>214034355
Watch the f-bombs

>>214033951
proof?

>>214034412
when she say that? in the vince convo?
>just to spite vince
thats funny. honestly deserved

>>214034435
vince defenders are fags cause if he did the right noms it’s likely kelley wouldn’t have even played in veto

>>214034398
All life is connected and dreams are the easiest way to access this connection. The oppressors use this to their advantage and use phones and emf waves to amplify this while waking. I also rarely use youtube and that sounds like something best not to be added to the metadata file.

have there still been NO tmc interviews?

>>214034559
>muh moms
lmao

>>214034587
So cool

>>214034562
meds

>>214034559
true. It’s a lot of copium with vince stans since they know this would have all been avoided if he just voted out Morgan. Morgan forced him in the judges and ran his hoh, she’s a literal parasite that’s attached on his brain

>>214034601
>muh moms
SHOUTOUT

>>214034601
I accept your concession.

It's 4:20

>>214033465
nice thanks!

Why couldn't Zach just give the fucking Jew her money

poor girl
you're not allowed to say the quiet part out loud even after bb23 or the fact that all the blacks are working together/looking out for each other this season

>>214034959
She doesn’t deserve it

>>214034976
it doesnt even make sense though. why would morgan not be able to optically vote out ashley over her??

>>214034959
because she won money in the veto comp

>>214034976
I still don't get why she thinks Morgan wouldn't keep ashley over her and why anyone would keep her over Ava?

>>214035040
Black

i hope kat doesnt by this bs. she was venting furiously about rachel to vince last night

Mickey making the most nigger looking food imaginable

Have we all just forgotten Devin or what?

>>214035067
i dont think she is. she said she had to play nice with rachel but thats her target

Kat/Lauren/Rachel/Keanu alliance to boot Vorgan would be so kino

morgan even unintentionally talk blocks

>>214035091
We haven't.

FUCK OFF MORGAN YOU DONT NEED TO BRUSH AT 5:00 PM

>Enters room.
>Makes everything about her.
>Leaves.
How does Morgan pull this off so effortlessly?

>>214035159
Literally the least kino most boring thing ever.

>>214035226
>t. vince simp

>>214035045
Kelley constantly overestimates her social capital in the house, which is basically at 0 with everyone.

what we having for dinner /bb/?

>>214035283
>mfw morgan enters the feeds

>>214035287
Don't you know that Vinny is only here because Kelly convinced Mickey to rally the votes??

>>214035305
I have recently switched to a diet consisting almost exclusively of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch and microwaved potatoes and carrots with butter and sour cream.
I love both of these meals.

I just feel like even with 750k Morgan will live a life of envy and misery

>>214035045
ashley is annoying

>>214035376
She will because that’s who she is as a person.

he won

>>214035384
Not anymore than Kelley? AND, Ashley is Morgan's #3 so why would she keep Kelley over Ashley?

>>214035406
Morgan is not a prize.

I can't fucking stand this guy

I hope Kelsey breaks up with him

>>214035447
She told him to flirt.

>>214035417
>Ashley is Morgan's #3
yeah, optically speaking

>>214035470
you don't know women then

>>214035406
>>214035425
smug bastard

>>214035425
keanu vince and rachel for the W this season

>>214035406
shes pregnant

>>214035493
If she told him to flirt, and he's flirting, what's the problem? She gave him a pass so she doesn't get to be mad when he uses it.

morgan has the M&M's out again

>>214035515
>I don't care where we go to eat
>I don't need anything for my birthday
>go ahead, hang out with your friends all night
it's a classic woman trap

>>214035583
Whatever, it's her problem.

I’m not watching feeds but any chance Morgan votes out Ava this week or is Vince refusing to use his dick mist to actually benefit his game

kelsey is Italian and Scandinavian

>>214035618
as of now, ava is 100% safe. no one has even brought up the idea of getting rid of her except kelley trying to get votes against her

Why is Vince flirting "for his game" when Morgan is actively sabotaging it? What does he even get out of it?

>>214035695
She isn't sabotaging shit.

>>214035695
vince is banking on when jury starts. the whole voting block of will rachel morgan ashley mickey ava breaks apart and starts targeting each other.
when they starts, he'll have morgan as a loyal soldier
but i dont really see that happening until keanu lauren kat are out. and more likely, they get keanu out first then vince is probably used as a "pawn" and if he is still up on the block why not take the opportunity to take him out

>>214035695
ratto can't adapt and thinks he can continue the game by getting on everyone's good side
keanu was spot on when he told him he should be taking big shots and now was the time to do it

>>214035803
keeping rachel around is awful for vince’s game

>>214035838
Easy for Keanu to say.

>>214035889
Rachel was never leaving.

>>214035803
He wasn't thinking with the right head when he voted Rytard out. He knew keeping Morgan over him was bad for his game, but he couldn't stomach the idea of not being her friend outside the house.

>>214035425
>that camera look
yeah he knows kek

>>214035916
You’ll never know unless you take the shot.

>>214035934
That's his own fault.

>>214035916
Rachel 100% goes if she was up against Ava
Against Kelley she'd probably have the votes because people want Kelley out before jury

>>214035937
Maybe Keanu should win hoh and take the shots he wants everyone else to take himself.

>>214035972
t. morgan

>>214035950
That's true but it doesn't help she's a succubus

>>214035964
You're a fool and a newfag if you think Allison Grodner was going to allow Rachel to leave before jury.

>>214035972
Yeah true Rachel would never target Vince so he shouldn’t worry about her.

>self inserting vincecucks getting ultra defensive
lol

>>214036005
I'm just saying that Keanu is all talk.

we really need another girl who sleeps around for votes

the rate of return for sucking a few dicks would be so high

>>214036021
Oh, sorry. I'll let you guys get back to talking about absolutely nothing. Lauren's nuggies, maybe?

>>214036044
why couldn't america do what she did on the challenge on bb25???

>>214036044
Who was the last one?
I know the turboslut floaters on BB4 did, but surely somebody else has since then.

>>214036058
based

>>214036075
taylor with monte I'd say

>>214036130
True actually, I forgot about that.
Not sure that it's really a central example though - she only slept with one (1) man for his vote.
We need a bitch who gives head to the entire male population of the house (and half the female population) to stay.

>>214036151
that's disgusting. just watch porn.

>>214036075
how many non-showmances have fucked since then?
I can think of Jackson/Kat and Anal/Jack off the top of my head but most of the time people don't have casual sex

>>214036179
I don't wanna watch them do it, and they'd cut away from them on the feeds anyway. I just think the ramifications on the game would be interesting to watch. The other foids would be pissed.

>turn feeds on
>ropes on 2 cams
>ashley and morgon on the other 2
>feeds back off

>>214036151
unless you cast a literal porn star, I doubt many girls would want the negative association of being "that slut from big brother"

>>214036292
Casting is supposed to find people who are a little bit unhinged and don't care about looking crazy on TV. They just suck at their jobs now.
The fact that we had chicks in BB4 sucking dick for votes proves this. Casting was simply better back then.

>>214036292
We need a pornstar on the next season of Celebrity Big Brother.
Cast her, /bb/ros.

SCHEDULE UPDATE

thursday 9/11 is back to 1 hour

thursday 9/10 is 2 hours

>>214036342
what the fuck is grod planning

>>214036342
oops

SCHEDULE UPDATE

thursday 9/11 is back to 1 hour

thursday 9/18 is 2 hours

>>214036340
Emily Willis (comatose version)

The Captain has hopped in bed with them damn kids.

>age does not matter

giga fucking cope from the HAG

>I threw the comp

the black dr will

>>214036363
Why would they pushback the double eviction?

>>214036557
will WONT be putting his ass in the firing line

ashley making morgan absolutely seethe

>>214036340
Daisy Taylor

>>214036580
maybe worried about her trio of golden kids (rachel/vince/keanu) being in danger?

>>214036580
double eviction eps are 1 hour

lauren walks into the HoH room with vince ashley and WONT all closely huddled on the bed with morgan in the bathroom
not sus at all

>>214036655
she’s thinking that’s the group

>>214036591
she's absolutely mindfucking her and she knows it

>>214036655
she knows the niggers are together and will still evict ava/kelly/kat over them

>>214036671
that's the optics*

>>214036591
who doesn't make morgan seethe?

>>214036687
no she wouldn’t

>>214036734
desu i could see her doing some bullshit like keanu + rachel + ashley/mickey

>>214036734
yea she will
she's a retarded cum dumpster
most likely got gang banged so hard at LSU it made her mentally disabled

this was a comfy watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjp4WDFRtW8

ofc morgan and ashley left

>>214036869
will probably wants to leave but knows it would look weird if he left along with those two

>>214036320
was there actual dick sucking in bb4????

>>214036926
alison gave a mean bj

>>214036890
why though? i can see it if whoever came in was an asshole or a creep but lauren is a good person. they are just mean

>>214036591
what did ashley do, I sorta miss more frequent updates about ash bombs.

>>214036971
with will and lauren they just plain don't interact much, they went a two week stretch without talking kek
I don't think it's so much dislike as awkward at this point

>>214037015
sure but she is clearly putting in an effort and if he just got up and walked out that would be plain rude. i get they can only have so much in common but you have to give someone a chance

lauren has the plant nugs out in the SR

vince scrambling to try to mist lauren that she didn't see what she saw in hoh, an alliance meeting
>>214037049
he didn't leave though?

>>214037127
yeah that would be why i said "if"

>>214036707
Twitter is already freaking out about this

what is kelley trying to spin to keanu here

When Kelley's plans are so retarded even Keanu laughs at her

>>214037327
What did she say

>>214037258
somehow trying to vote ava out over kelley or kat

>>214036687
nbombs please???

whenever lauren is on the feeds i can know i can mute as nothing of interest is happening

Lauren having some nuggies!

>>214037455
welcome to the boren club my fellow convert

kek why am i not suprised lauren cant handle spicy food

We could've had Ropes out already if Zach had used his power and I'll never forgive him for that

>>214037129
kek so similar to the bb20 zoom-in

>>214037481
>lives in louisiana
>can't handle spices
incredible how she continues to fail like this

if keanu gets out morgan, he can actually pull in vince fully

lauren wants beans!

just not gonna make a new thread i guess

>>214037559
she has the pallete of a 16 yo. give her some time YOU SICK FUCK

kek why would kelley say she was in keanu's hoh jesus this bitch

what happened with that doritos casserole they were making? did they eat it already?

>If you can even get a 4th vote, even if you go home cause Vince fucking lied to you
At least Keanu knows that's an option now, he's growing

>>214037596
thats keanus running joke with the house. the gym is his HoH

>>214037651
>>214037651
>>214037651
new thread buckaroos

>>214037607
oh nm keanu is eating some right now and saying its good

>>214035633
Vince can only date italians his family approves of because he has pure genes.

>>214036058
Lauren's poop is partially nuggies most days.