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Honest question are hollywood excs all over 75 oldies that have no clue of anything?
What the fuck is "Knight rider"? who see this shit? this is beyond nostalgia bait theses retards think *anything* from the 80s need a reboot? it seems all this stupid industry it's made by boomers with alzaimer that have no connection to everyday life, this it's not even zog appeal, it's just stupid nitpick of the barrel.
Anonymous No.214031256 >>214035721 >>214040449 >>214040758
that's sort of it but the people making it will also hate the show or know nothing about it and it won't please anyone
Anonymous No.214031301
>>214031221 (OP)
What do you have against Knight Rider faggot?
Anonymous No.214031331 >>214031392 >>214031526 >>214032511 >>214032912 >>214033807 >>214037647 >>214040503 >>214042134 >>214042437 >>214043647 >>214045873
>>214031221 (OP)

Knight Rider has had multiple reboot and spin-off attempts at this point. None of them has ever recaptured the success of the original show.
Anonymous No.214031345 >>214033451
>>214031221 (OP)
Knight Rider is fucking awesome you zoomer fuck.
Anonymous No.214031366 >>214031487
>>214031221 (OP)
>alzaimer
>nitpick of the barrel
Anonymous No.214031369
>>214031221 (OP)
Personally, I was hoping for a β€œCharles in Charge” movie. Would also like to see more β€œBaywatch” movies.
Anonymous No.214031392
>>214031331
>new car is like the typical shit you buy when you win the lottery and you also happen to be some clueless douchebag
Anonymous No.214031402 >>214031459 >>214037149
>>214031221 (OP)
For me it's when a movie is super successful in everyway, box office, word of mouth, goes viral on social media for a long time. And the studio doesn't do a sequel till about 15 years later and it fails and they bin the "IP". Lmao they have to be doing it on purpose.
Anonymous No.214031459 >>214033225
>>214031402

Can you give some examples?
femanon !M6R0eWkIpk No.214031472 >>214031521 >>214040077
>>214031221 (OP)
why dont boomers simply just die?
Anonymous No.214031487
>>214031366

ENGRISH is hard
Anonymous No.214031503
>>214031221 (OP)
>me imagining kitt as a modern car
Anonymous No.214031521
>>214031472

They do. Every second of everyday. And eventually you’ll be the boomer next in line to die too.
Anonymous No.214031526 >>214040449
>>214031331
which is why the hacks will just recreate the original show scene by scene but jumbled
Anonymous No.214031586 >>214031680 >>214032942 >>214033165 >>214033254
>>214031221 (OP)

If they’re gonna do KNIGHT RIDER, they might as well bring back BLUE THUNDER, too.
Anonymous No.214031680
>>214031586
>If they’re gonna do KNIGHT RIDER, they might as well bring back BLUE THUNDER, too.

Where's my Viper reboot?!
https://youtu.be/QfBmqLSRzWU
Anonymous No.214031763
>>214031221 (OP)
>brown dyke girlboss finds KITT in storage
No thanks
Anonymous No.214032130
>>214031221 (OP)
Top Gun Maverick and F1 director is doing a new Miami Vice movie next.
Anonymous No.214032194
The first season will be cool like S1 of Cobra Kai, then it will get progressively worse as the seasons go on
Anonymous No.214032266 >>214032471
I'm not impressed by a talking self-driving car with nitros in 2025.
Anonymous No.214032308
OG knight rider was kino but this looks like slop.
Cobra kai became bad after one season so I can't trust these niggers with knight rider.
Anonymous No.214032332
>>214031221 (OP)
I can't wait to see the mutt goblina playing the lead
Anonymous No.214032397 >>214035032
>>214031221 (OP)
>Hurwitz
>Schlossberg
>Heald
>Leitch
Anonymous No.214032471 >>214032647
>>214032266
>I'm not impressed by a talking self-driving car with nitros in 2025.

yeah, I know, right... It was a novel idea back in 1982, that seems rather passΓ© in 2025- 2026...
Anonymous No.214032501 >>214040304
Calling it now, Hasselhoff will be the voice of KITT
Anonymous No.214032511 >>214032551 >>214032589 >>214037698
>>214031331
Yes but have they tried making the main character black? It could work!
Anonymous No.214032551 >>214039885
>>214032511
>Yes but have they tried making the main character black? It could work!

You just might be onto something...
Anonymous No.214032589 >>214039885
>>214032511
tell me more............
Anonymous No.214032607
WOW a car with a computer and voice commands, it's not the 1980s anymore, it's not even the 2010s anymore
Anonymous No.214032647
>>214032471

1982: "Oh my god! The car can talk, and drive itself! It has a personality to boot! AHHHH MY BRAIN!"
2026: "Fucking, A.I. SLOP! My Tesla can drive itself better than you!"
Anonymous No.214032655
>>214031221 (OP)
It's not just hollywood. there are rumors that GM is planning to bring back pontiac and knight rider together with smokey and bandit are responsible for like half of pontiac firebird sales

im pretty sure this is part of rumored pontiac return and collab of GM and hollywood
Anonymous No.214032719
bro
what
having a car with a voice assistant, self drive and a couple gadgets in 2025 is supposed to blow the zoomers' minds or something?
in the 1980s it was fucking impossible to talk to a computer in your car that could talk back to you.
now it's in every fucking car.
what's the new KITT gonna do? have a scanner that tells you someone's exact white privilege score? hormone injections dispenser for the kids on the street?
how do they think they can make this work today?
Anonymous No.214032753
>>214031221 (OP)
It was a show enjoyed by straight white males. Denigration was needed.
Anonymous No.214032770
For me, it's Knight Ridder.
Anonymous No.214032796 >>214032945
>>214031221 (OP)
>What the fuck is "Knight rider"?
heh, would't you like to know
Anonymous No.214032815
>>214031221 (OP)
Are you stupid? They're not rebooting this shit because they think people are nostalgic for it. It's exactly the opposite. They're rebooting it because they know millennials, zoomers, and gen alpha have not seen it. It means they don't have to come up with anything original, they can just recycle some old premise and kiddies will think "whoa this is something new i haven't seen before!"
Anonymous No.214032912 >>214032967 >>214033218 >>214033289 >>214033318 >>214033641 >>214039908 >>214040038 >>214041219
>>214031331
Watched the reboot when I was younger and thought it was the coolest thing ever, looking back now I still vividly remember most of the show and holy shit was it terrible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igRMFIGUQsk
Anonymous No.214032915 >>214033814
1957 Chevy KITT from Knight Rider 2000 was the best KITT:

https://youtu.be/8CiAoR9mIrg

Honestly, this made for TV movie was a stealth pilot for an updated (for the 90's) Knight Rider series, as it ends with KITT in a 'future car' body and he has a new female partner that replaces Michael. It was never picked up.
Anonymous No.214032937
>>214031221 (OP)
what level of pajeetnglish is this
Anonymous No.214032942
>>214031586
Is that fucking Dana Carvey?
Anonymous No.214032945
>>214032796
There was also the time-shifted porn parody Knight Rider, a quixotic tale about a knight with a talking horse that goes on adventures while also constantly having cowgirl style sex with every wench & princess he meets.
Anonymous No.214032967
>>214032912

2009 KITT was also voiced by Val Kilmer.
Anonymous No.214033006
get Jensen Ackles to play Michael and I'm in
Anonymous No.214033165 >>214034159
>>214031586
Don't forget Airwolf
Anonymous No.214033196
>>214031221 (OP)
They rebooted Knight Rider at least 3 times already.
Anonymous No.214033218
>>214032912
um this is actually kino incarnate
Anonymous No.214033225
>>214031459
28 Days Later.
Anonymous No.214033254
>>214031586
This, except Street Hawk.
Anonymous No.214033289
>>214032912
One episode had a cage fighter chick played by Meghan Markle.
Anonymous No.214033318
>>214032912
I liked their version of KARR, voiced by Peter Cullen.
Anonymous No.214033451 >>214033539 >>214033732 >>214037182 >>214039728 >>214042419
>>214031345
Gen X here. I agree but here's the problem. KITT is basically real tech today and no longer scifi. Self driving cars, AI, phone-wristwatch etc are already here. Essentially, KITT is just a Tesla.
Anonymous No.214033517 >>214041476 >>214042239 >>214042396
We need to murder 80's nostalgia already.
I'm 34 and all I've grown up is shit just born from the 80's that always finds a way to rear it's head into popculture once again every couple of years. I'm so done with it. Novel when I was a teenager but this shit is such a tired bag if we're digging up a new Knightrider movie in 2027
Anonymous No.214033539
>>214033451
Except heterosexual and a Dodge Challenger Hellcat.
Anonymous No.214033569
>>214031221 (OP)
Cool. He needs to fight Chat GPT who is in control of every car train and plane for 1000 miles. He has to drive the impossible gauntlet where every machine in sight wants to kill him and Mike has to rizz up multiple women to save the world.
Anonymous No.214033592
How about Automan, it had a cool car...
Anonymous No.214033641
>>214032912

this looks fucking awesome
Anonymous No.214033732
>>214033451
they could set it in the 80s
Anonymous No.214033807
>>214031331
It should be a dodge hellcat and a black guy
Anonymous No.214033814
>>214032915
>Honestly, this made for TV movie was a stealth pilot for an updated (for the 90's) Knight Rider series, as it ends with KITT in a 'future car' body and he has a new female partner that replaces Michael. It was never picked up.

Knight Rider 2000 ends with KITT in the KIFT (Knight Rider Four Thousand; based on a Pontiac Banshee concept car) body, with Michael being sidelined for the woman in image related who has KITT's missing memory chip in her head. The bald guy Maddox replaces Devon. This would have been the premise for a second Knight Rider series. With Michael Knight making guest appearances. The Knight Rider 2000 TV movie was not received well.
Anonymous No.214034158 >>214034313
>>214031221 (OP)
the car is gonna be electric and will lecture you about gas and climate change 5min into episode 1
cap this
Anonymous No.214034159
>>214033165
The superior choice.
Anonymous No.214034313 >>214040163
>>214034158
Anonymous No.214034327
>>214031221 (OP)
born to be alive is by patrick hernandez, not the village people
Anonymous No.214035032
>>214032397
>KITT I am noticing something, can you confirm?
Anonymous No.214035220 >>214041537
Make KITT a sultry female with possessive tendencies and give her the ability to project a holographic image of herself (she's a pale goth girl with fat ass titties.)
You're welcome Hollywood
Anonymous No.214035289
TV shows nobody remembers...
Anonymous No.214035586
KR's main theme has been stuck in my head for the last 30 years and it pains me to think how are they going to botch such an iconic theme for the modern audiences.
Anonymous No.214035682
>>214031221 (OP)
I don't know why everything has to be remade even if it was fucking shit the first time around. Red Sonja and I Know What You Did Last Summer in the last couple of days alone. Has Knight Rider got a big enough fanbase in 2025 that would give two fucks about the IP? I mean I loved it as an 8-year-old but I can't imagine wanting to watch it now.
Anonymous No.214035721
>>214031256
They will both hate the show and know nothing about it.
Anonymous No.214035752
>>214031221 (OP)
Zoomer nostalgia is going to be YouTube videos like "steal a brainrot".
Anonymous No.214035861
Half of all 70s and 80s shows can't even be remade faithfully because nobody buys into the "private detective agency" nonsense anymore
Anonymous No.214035911 >>214035953 >>214036047 >>214036534 >>214040108
Speaking of 1980's nostalgic properties I'm a bit surprised nothing has been done beyond some toys for ALF in years.
Anonymous No.214035953
>>214035911
I'm surprised too because it could easily bring some lecturing on illegal immigrants
Anonymous No.214036047 >>214036485 >>214037102 >>214041982
>>214035911
>Speaking of 1980's nostalgic properties I'm a bit surprised nothing has been done beyond some toys for ALF in years.

Alf still makes random appearances in things.

He was a guest on Impractical Jokers...
https://youtu.be/jbiy1DOghSM

And appeared at Summer Games Fest Live a few years ago...
https://youtu.be/E2RWgRtru7Q?t=2260
Anonymous No.214036104
>>214031221 (OP)
you have to be white and not a zoomer to appreciate knight rider
Anonymous No.214036232
>>214031221 (OP)
This is all made just to cash out of nostalgia and avoid producing anything new and valuable. It's lazy-moneygrabbing scheme.
Anonymous No.214036485 >>214036516
>>214036047
Ah that's cool he's popped up in a few things. Thanks.
Anonymous No.214036516
>>214036485
>Ah that's cool he's popped up in a few things. Thanks.

I think 'ALF' does random freelance stuff these days. he appeared in an episode of Young Sheldon in like 2019. I think he showed up in a few TV commercials. I doubt there is any one big project planned with ALF.
Anonymous No.214036534
>>214035911
the dad being caught doing crack and doing guys did put a shadow on the Alf name
Anonymous No.214036555 >>214042772
ALF was captured and vivisected by the CIA. It's time to let him go.
Anonymous No.214037102 >>214041982
>>214036047

Does anyone remember the Funny or Die mocumentary movie based on Trump's book: The Art of the Deal? ALF makes a cameo in that...

https://youtu.be/3TJV3uaR4mY
Anonymous No.214037149
>>214031402
Still waiting for the Drive sequel.
Anonymous No.214037182 >>214039728
>>214033451
This is curiously the same problem Dick Tracy has. His scifi aspect (the phone and radio in his watch) is now thoroughly a reality.
Anonymous No.214037647 >>214039674
>>214031331
The idea of an AI car seems less impressive the closer it's becoming to being a reality
Anonymous No.214037698 >>214039885
>>214032511
NBC, make this man the showrunner right now!
Anonymous No.214037904
>KITT please generate an oversized cartoon poney with a big ass and tits wearing a golden bikini, make it quick
>Yes Michael
Anonymous No.214038987
>KITT please increase the diameter of your exhaust so I can penetrate it and then change your voice to female and call me Master from now on
>Yes Master
Anonymous No.214039141
>>214031221 (OP)
>Studio needs to produce something to keep the hold of the copyright
Here, the big mystery solved.
You dumb faggot
Anonymous No.214039674
>>214037647
>The idea of an AI car seems less impressive the closer it's becoming to being a reality

One of the cars in Twisted Metal season 2 is AI powered. Which is also an NBC series.
Anonymous No.214039728
>>214037182
>>>214033451
>This is curiously the same problem Dick Tracy has. His scifi aspect (the phone and radio in his watch) is now thoroughly a reality.

I don;t know if that is the same problem... because Dick Track doesn't seem to stray from it's 1940's prohibition inspired mafia universe. Knight Rider reboots generally move thing into the 'current year'. But Knight Rider 2000 did set itself in the fictitious year of 2000, even though it was made in 1991.
Anonymous No.214039764
>>214031221 (OP)
The Fall Guy didn't work, so now they dig for IP's. Ppl who remember this are streaming or dead.
Anonymous No.214039790 >>214039865
>Cobra Kai a hit show based on Karate Kid
>zoomers a few years ago: "Who knows what the Karate Kid is?"
Anonymous No.214039845
Anonymous No.214039865 >>214040018
>>214039790

It's not like anyone remembers the Jackie Chan/ Jaden Smith movie, or anything like that.
Anonymous No.214039866 >>214039888 >>214046968
>>214031221 (OP)
>What the fuck is "Knight rider"?

Its a pretty lousy show; but the theme song was sick.

https://youtu.be/enUjYiHKQhk
Anonymous No.214039885
>>214032551
>>214032589
>>214037698
The main character is a gay woman of colour wrongfully dismissed by the !Tesla corporation by a right wing South African billionaire in bed with a corrupt right wing government that's secured lucrative military contracts to use technology the MC's developed for self-driving cars meant to help the elderly and disabled gain mobility.

She uses an advanced prototype she's built at home that's more advanced than anything she's shown her evil ex-boss, and wipes her work from the serves. Incompetent, evil white male scientists try to reverse engineer her work from an inferior prototype, but it leads to an inferior product prone to glitching. To test new iterations of these evil cars, the billionaire gives them to alt-right white supremacist gangs who use them to harass communities of colour, which are all portrayed as well to do, cultured, liberal, and unarmed.
Anonymous No.214039888
>>214039866
>Its a pretty lousy show;
No it wasn't, broccoli head
Anonymous No.214039892
>>214031221 (OP)
It was popular as hell and made The Hoff a household name long before Baywatch. (you do know Baywatch, right?) It's not like they're trying to remake The Highwayman.
Anonymous No.214039908
>>214032912
>Watched the reboot when I was younger and thought it was the coolest thing ever, looking back now I still vividly remember most of the show and holy shit was it terrible.

I'm old enough that I watched the original when I was younger and I have similar feelings.

MacGyver is still great though.
Anonymous No.214039975
Be me, 90s kid. Want a spiritual baywatch-jurassic park crossover with hot young stars in bikinis getting chased by dinosaurs.
Get old AF busted fatty scarlet johanson and a goblina that never takes off the long white t shirt over her bikini.
Anonymous No.214040018 >>214040037
>>214039865
>It's not like anyone remembers the Jackie Chan/ Jaden Smith movie, or anything like that.
I legit don't think anyone does.
Anonymous No.214040037
>>214040018
>I legit don't think anyone does.

touche.
Anonymous No.214040038
>>214032912
Zoomer retard
Anonymous No.214040043
>>214031221 (OP)
I can just watch the show on vhs tho so why would I go watch a terrible nu-movie that costs 50 bucks to see in the nigger filled theatre?
Anonymous No.214040077 >>214046682
>>214031472
It can’t happen fast enough. It genuinely seems like they will destroy EVERYTHING before they go.
Anonymous No.214040108
>>214035911
an illegal alien in this day and age?
Anonymous No.214040163
>>214034313
Man I was crossing my fingers toes and cock that she got blown the fuck up in gaza but the retarded kikes picked up the boat wayyyy before it got there.
Anonymous No.214040199
>>214031221 (OP)
>it's made by boomers with alzaimer
knight rider is still a fairly well known show. they already did a baywatch remake and they just did a naked gun movie. im surprised when i find out some of the remakes they tried. recently they tried to remake perry mason and of course the stupid matlock reboot with a fat elderly woman playing matlock. there is currently a walker texas ranger reboot on tv and they are bringing back buffy. there is also a new version of the fresh prince currently airing
Anonymous No.214040234
>>214031221 (OP)
Yeah, I've also been getting the feeling that hollywood execs are simply too old
Anonymous No.214040304 >>214040328
>>214032501
That sounds like good and obvious idea, which means they won't do it
Anonymous No.214040328
>>214040304
Too drunk
Anonymous No.214040449
>>214031256
>>214031526
Cobra Kai is like the gold standard when it comes to remakes of popular properties. It might just be the best property resurrection ever. This could be really good.
Anonymous No.214040479 >>214040616
boomer tv shows as movies can be kinda good sometimes thoughbeit
Anonymous No.214040503 >>214041167
>>214031331
Deanna Russo was hot
Anonymous No.214040616 >>214040675
>>214040479
>boomer tv shows as movies can be kinda good sometimes
Anonymous No.214040675
>>214040616
zoomer
Anonymous No.214040758 >>214040860 >>214040912 >>214041781
>>214031256
The contempt the people who made the Perry Mason remake had for the original was palpable and fucking Matlock got revived, what's next, Cannon? Peter Gunn? Might as well revive fucking Gunsmoke or make a reboot of the Brady Bunch but the kids are now gay teens during the Reagan admin
Anonymous No.214040860 >>214041781
>>214040758
>The contempt the people who made the Perry Mason remake had for the original was palpable
it was the same way for the dark shadows comedy movie. it was a popular thing for hollywood to do for years. take a popular show and make fun of it and insult the fans that liked it.
>oh you liked this show? well it sucked and you are an idiot for liking it!
they did it with starsky & hutch, the johnny depp dark shadows flop and the chips movie.
Anonymous No.214040912
>>214040758
>make a reboot of the Brady Bunch but the kids are now gay teens during the Reagan admin
Calm down Ba'al, don't give out those ideas for free before the virgin sacrifice is ready
Anonymous No.214041167 >>214041918
>>214040503
>Deanna Russo was hot

I kinda liked the 2008 reboot. At least it tried to keep the tone of the original show while updating it for 2008. It wasn't really a reboot as it was more of a sequel.
Anonymous No.214041219
>>214032912
kino
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Anonymous No.214041476
>>214033517
It will be over after they get to the absolute bottom of the barrell to series like Street Hawk.
Anonymous No.214041537 >>214041595
>>214035220
>Make KITT a sultry female with possessive tendencies and give her the ability to project a holographic image of herself (she's a pale goth girl with fat ass titties.)
>You're welcome Hollywood

Basically image related. This movie was made in 1994, it is some weird Mad Max inspired post apocalyptic film with a weird AI powered car that can generate a female hologram. The movie was called Knight Rider 2010... but it was clearly only called that in name only, as it has fuck all to do with Knight Rider, other than just using the name.
Anonymous No.214041595
>>214041537

https://youtu.be/msAMcYrt-1I
Anonymous No.214041674 >>214041811
>>214031221 (OP)
in germany david hasselhoff is regarded the way daniel day lewis is in the US kek
Anonymous No.214041781 >>214046630
>>214040860
>>214040758
They already did a bad parody film of the Brady Bunch in the 90s with them all acting like it was still a sitcomin the 60s. They also did a Dukes Of Hazard movie in the 00s as a modern teen sex comedy.
Anonymous No.214041811
>>214041674
That's sad. The Hoff is way better than that guy.
Anonymous No.214041918
>>214041167
I liked the pilot especially the ending with the reveal that Tracer was Michael's son.
The show was mildly entertaining at best, but it all started to go downhill when it went full transformers tier with KITT.
Anonymous No.214041943 >>214042010
>>214031221 (OP)
>geriatric millennial has no clue what the gen alpha is into
Anonymous No.214041982 >>214042174
>>214037102
>>214036047
I didn’t smile once.
Anonymous No.214042010
>>214041943
>geriatric millennial
would know about knight rider
OP is a broccoli
Anonymous No.214042023 >>214042057
Wonder what car is going to get picked to be nuKITT. Imagine if they chose a chink made electric EV full of screens, now that'd be more embarrassing than a plain shitty Mustang.
Anonymous No.214042057 >>214042144
>>214042023
a tesla truck
Anonymous No.214042134
>>214031331
That's because David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff carried that show on his back. They spent all of the stroestring budget on car stunts while 75% of each episode was The Hoff either sitting in his car talking to himself or interacting with two guest stars. You have to have a level of charisma unseen in today's Hollywood to be able to pull that off.
Anonymous No.214042144 >>214042179
>>214042057
that would be a billion times worse than a chinese ev car
Anonymous No.214042155 >>214042192 >>214042226
>>214031221 (OP)
Millennials have never seen Knight Rider, but the boomers won't shut up about it for some reason. I've heard a thousand knight rider references from tv shows.
Anonymous No.214042174
>>214041982
>I didn’t smile once.

https://youtu.be/E2RWgRtru7Q?t=2331
ALF: "I think you have been done since that Dorito's segment"

Alf giving Geoff Keighley a sick burn was pretty funny, right?

It's paid and bought ALF who follows someone else's script.. what do you expect?
Anonymous No.214042179 >>214042240 >>214042320 >>214042367 >>214042435 >>214042438
>>214042144
it's already out there, solving crime
Anonymous No.214042192 >>214042226
>>214042155
>Millennials have never seen Knight Rider
yes we did you dickhead, i watched it as a kid
Anonymous No.214042226
>>214042192
There are many zoomers who try to pretend that they are millennials because they were born in 1997 or whatever. >>214042155 is one of them.
Anonymous No.214042239
>>214033517
>We need to murder 80's nostalgia already.
The 80s and 90s were the last good decades, maybe the 2000s up to 2007 if we're being generous. We need to remember them more than ever in this globohomo slop era.
Anonymous No.214042240 >>214042269
>>214042179

*survives a grenade blast, but the door still falls off when slammed to hard*

Maybe Goliath could be the Cybertruck?
Anonymous No.214042269
>>214042240
>but the door still falls off when slammed to hard
even superman has his weakness
Anonymous No.214042320 >>214042348
>>214042179
>stops in the middle of the road due to a software update
Anonymous No.214042348
>>214042320
>KITT FFS, THEY'RE GETTING AWAY!!!
Anonymous No.214042367
>>214042179
>KITT suddenly catches on fire
>"I'm sorry Michael, I can't let you leave.You haven't paid your X blue checkmark account this month."
Anonymous No.214042396
>>214033517
>I'm so done with it.
Nobody asked, plus you talk like a faggot.
Anonymous No.214042419 >>214043226
>>214033451
>KITT is basically real tech today and no longer scifi.
We have fully-autonomous, self-aware robotic cars today?
Anonymous No.214042435
>>214042179
>car gets locked after Michael posts shit about Elon on x(formerly twitter)
Anonymous No.214042437
>>214031331
they didn't know about synthwave at that time
Anonymous No.214042438
>>214042179

"KITT! Pursuit mode!'
*KITT's battery dies in mid transformation*
Anonymous No.214042477
>>214031221 (OP)
agreed they shouldn't remake any of it because they ruin it every single time.
Anonymous No.214042563
>>214031221 (OP)
What the fuck are you, you zoomer nigger?
I cared more about kitt going into that acid bath than I ever will about how high you got before you shit your own bed
Anonymous No.214042772
>>214036555
Nu uh, ALF was freed by a crack team of commandos who were imprisoned for a crime they didn't commit
Anonymous No.214042808
>>214031221 (OP)
Are you new to the fucking world? These reboots have been happening for decades retard
Anonymous No.214042927
>>214031221 (OP)
Cast Knight as a young niglet and fill it with rap and it might succeed
Anonymous No.214043226 >>214043271
>>214042419
>We have fully-autonomous, self-aware robotic cars today?

Not on a mass production level. But things are certainly heading in that direction, with a lot of self driving cars being put through various testing states. AI will advance enough to make it a thing. As a whole, KITT will still look advanced, but also more plausible. The AI self driving angle will make KITT more incognito, and possibly give the movie some better opponents.
Anonymous No.214043247
>>214031221 (OP)
>hating on Knight Rider

Go play your Pokemon, you dumn nog.
Anonymous No.214043271 >>214043481 >>214043494
>>214043226

https://youtu.be/ioI0hYuhqTs
Anonymous No.214043481
>>214043271
The Chinese give no fucks about beta testing...
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MwHr1DhrQ4o?feature=share
Anonymous No.214043494 >>214043535 >>214043702
>>214043271
The Chinese give no fucks about beta testing...
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MwHr1DhrQ4o
Anonymous No.214043535
>>214043494

https://youtu.be/J-ovVTYD8kI

https://youtu.be/Ie5BTH9mHUk
Anonymous No.214043647 >>214043866
>>214031331
At the time a self-driving car was a wonder. Now they're relatively common. You can't remake the show unless you get a lead actor with Hasslehof levels of cheese and who has a good rapport with the GhatGPT in the car itself.
Anonymous No.214043702 >>214043866
>>214043494
In China the general public and pedestrians are the beta testers.
Anonymous No.214043866
>>214043702
>In China the general public and pedestrians are the beta testers.

Exactly. Whatever gets results fast.

>>214043647
>At the time a self-driving car was a wonder. Now they're relatively common. You can't remake the show unless you get a lead actor with Hasslehof levels of cheese and who has a good rapport with the GhatGPT in the car itself.

Just because driver less AI powered cars are becoming more of a reality doesn't mean that KITT can't be some level of AI beyond everything else out there. But still trying to impress audiences with a 'super duper enhanced' car is harder to do now than it was in 1982. Not only would the actor have charisma, but the car personality would too. The OG KITT was voiced by William Daniels, who many might recognise as Mr. Feeny from Boy Meets World. He did add a lot of back and forth dialogue for David Hasslehoff to engage with. So, it wasn't just David Hasslehoff holding the show together.
Anonymous No.214043964
>>214031221 (OP)
>What the fuck is "Knight rider"?
Fucking zoomers
Anonymous No.214044789 >>214045144
>>214031221 (OP)
It's not young vs. old.
It's normal, decent people vs. vapid aristocratic narcissists.

The best analogy that I can think of for western institutions (including institutional entertainment) is a crumbling old empire. The people in charge are either:

A) Sheltered nepo babies who were handed success by their connections, usually their families. They feel entitled to power and think that they're better than the masses. They're always out to prove their sophistication, but they're not smart enough to do this with their accomplishments and intellect, so they cling to stupid shit like jerking each off at parties and pretending to find meaning in a woman menstruating on a canvas. They really are exactly like tabletop fantasy nobles.
B) People who are unthreatening to the nepo babies. More midwits.

As for why they can bleed money and always bounce back, it's because half of the country's wealth is being sucked up in taxes and then laundered into their machine through NGOs and government contracts, and they're also allowed to rig the economy through various mechanisms like regulatory bodies and the fed. The average westerner does hold some responsibility for letting themselves get taken in by the dishonest "raise taxes and regulations to hold the elites accountable and make them pay their fair share" rhetoric. Like the criminals that they are, the only things that they're good at is intrigue and scamming people.
Anonymous No.214045144
>>214044789
Ma'am this is a knight rider thread
Anonymous No.214045506
>>214031221 (OP)
>What the fuck is "Knight rider"?
It's a better version of "Automan"
Anonymous No.214045873 >>214046630
>>214031331
>Knight Rider has had multiple reboot and spin-off attempts at this point. None of them has ever recaptured the success of the original show
I rewatched it all last year. It works because of hasslehoff. Sometimes it's just him in the car pretending to talk to the car, and his breezy smile makes it work. You can't recreate that, it's either there or it's not
Anonymous No.214046630 >>214046797
>>214041781
yep, i didnt watch either
>>214045873
>It works because of hasslehoff.
devon was an enjoyable character. i watched knight rider 2000 only recently and there is a scene where the villian kidnapped devon. i thought nothing of it until they actually killed him!!! wtf
Anonymous No.214046637
>>214031221 (OP)
basically yes

they prefer remaking anything they already own the rights to instead of paying good writers for new ideas.

you never heard of this thing called the writers strike? the one back in '07? the corpo's just realized they could still make money creating any old bullshit

and besides the younger generations don't consume old media anyways so there's no need to attract them
Anonymous No.214046682
>>214040077
I find it baffling when people say shit like this. Do you have no awareness at all of what people your own age do?
Anonymous No.214046710
How long until we get an Airwolf/Blue Thunder remake?
Anonymous No.214046754
>>214031221 (OP)
retiling
Anonymous No.214046797
>>214046630
>devon was an enjoyable character. i watched knight rider 2000 only recently and there is a scene where the villian kidnapped devon. i thought nothing of it until they actually killed him!!! wtf

Knight Rider 2000 was really just a back door pilot to what could have been a new series. The made for TV movie was a complete bait and switch. Advertise the show as the return of KITT and Michael Knight, along with Devon. Shift the storyline over to the new characters Shawn McCormick (The replacement for Knight) and Maddox (The replacement for Devon). The voice of KITT was the only aspect that did not change. The rating were huge for NBC, as it was seen as a Knight Rider reunion. There was also a lot of negative criticism that killed the prospects of a TV series based on the TV movie. David Hasslehoff called it a mistake. I don't think it is really cannon to anything, as it was already set in a weird fictional year 2000. I think it is a neat 'what if' type of scenario. But it was abandoned.
Anonymous No.214046968
>>214039866
Disagree I like watching it. It’s comfy and fun. So is baywatch.