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Xenomorph Get Computer edition

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EVERY SINGLE WEEK

Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Wendy. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her.

Wendy really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.

RELEASE THE DAMN EPISODE BUT I PISS MYSELF

>>214033502 (OP)
IT'S MY TURN TO PLAY ASTEROIDS BITCH, STEP AWAY FROM THE WEYLANDPUTER

Why'd they make'em so cute, fellas?

I am slowly morphing into an alien egg...

In EP3 when Morrow is reading up about Kavalier, he sees this article:

>Wunderkind and CEO of the newly minted Prodigy Corporation, Boy Kavalier, showed off his latest exercise in synthetic human beings. Boy Kavalier indicated that the progress made came as a direct result of throwing himself into his grief after the death of his..."

It cuts off right there. Considering that his parents are notably absent from the show, my guess is he tried to transfer one or both of his parents to new bodies and that's how he found out that transferring older people doesn't work.

>>214033502 (OP)
Based

What will happen in the next episode?

>>214033551
kek

>>214033659
stupid redhead will do something stupid, boy genius will do something retarded, morrow will ASMR seduce pajeet

CURLY BROS RACING TO THE TOP

>>214033659
sadly i think probably nothing much, and episode 5 is going to be the maginot, the whole season is basically worldbuilding and set-up for season 2.
this episode will just be more talking, kirsh doing an experiment with the aliens, more talking, morrow beginning to make a move, alien escapes, episode over.

>>214033659
nibs will be hot

>>214033616
>It cuts off right there. Considering that his parents are notably absent from the show, my guess is he tried to transfer one or both of his parents to new bodies and that's how he found out that transferring older people doesn't work.
Kirsh and Dame Slyvia almost are like parental figures.

>>214033746
how do i get a kiwi gf?

>>214033659
I'm pretty confident it's going to be a calm before the storm episode where it's mainly about character and relationship building between the cast.
It'll probably end with those shots of the Weyland-Yutani mercenaries entering the facility.

Did anyone read any of the Aliens novels growing up or more recently? This was my one I really liked when I was younger. Its also a prequel to Alien.

>Someone on Earth knew about the aliens. Someone battled them, and survived. Before Ripley, there was a first encounter. Aliens and humans have fought before! When a human spaceship discovers a vast egg-shaped vessel in Saturn's orbit, the crew powers in to investigate. Thinking the ship might contain usable metal for Earth, they force their way aboard. Three teams split up to explore the ship. Already the aliens have awoken. The first of all the battles unfolds.

>>214033754
oh and janny will be earning his keep

platonic kiss and hug next ep

>>214033746
Picture for ants.
>>214033777
Do a haka.

>>214033781
I also recall this one being good. Its a sequel to Alien Resurrection.

>>214033781
i listened to the three Alien audio dramas

Out of the Shadows and Sea of Sorrows were really good

River of Pain was ok

>>214033781
I just like the comics even when they are silly.

>>214033799
>Do a haka.

In English, doc

>>214033527
Thats what happens when jeets, niggers and kikes get high speed internet

>>214033799
new zealand accent is easily my favorite, its too bad they made her such a shit character wanting to be best girl when she already is

>>214033841
Yeah the old Dark Horse comics are fun

>>214033781
I strongly dislike the comics, but I've read all the books afaik.

>>214033861
can we just keep it alien related?
it's not too difficult you know

>>214033899
better than the prometheus bullshit for sure

>>214033847
I think it's that little bean bag thing that you kick and try to keep it from hitting the ground.

>>214033531
>>214033549
>>214033551
>>214033579
>>214033607
Took me a second to realize, this is just some massive discord faggot group trying to bump it up to the top of the board. Thats why they spurged out over another thread regardless of the lack of traction it has. What is the benefit here to doing this, is this just a typical loser neet shit or is someone at least making money from this?

What Dark Horse ALIEN comics should i read, bros?

>>214033847
>haka is a traditional Māori ceremonial war dance involving group chanting, vigorous rhythmic body movements, foot-stamping, and facial expressions, performed to demonstrate power, pride, unity, and to challenge opponents.
>>214033862
>new zealand accent is easily my favorite, its too bad they made her such a shit character wanting to be best girl when she already is
It is really cute. I liked Bobby in The Expanse too just for the accent. Curly is best girl.

>>214033799
the only downside to her is why would you put a scar on a freshly made androids nose?

>>214033920
true, prometheus was shite

>>214033959
Lovesick

>>214033841
Just going to read this.

>>214033959
all of them

>>214033917
Well seeing as this Tibetan basket weaving forum is artificially kept alive, I'm curious to know how many of you are on a discord? Any reason for the same fagging or is it just your typical ego trip?

>>214033956
You've never been to another general before, have you?

>>214033899
that one with the jockey in earth orbit and allahuakbar earth representative and synths giving him a support was cool
I think it was connected with the books

>>214033847
>>214033968
I think its what the rock did at the end of moana to draw agro

>>214033968
Do I have a chance with a Maori girl if I'm English?

>>214033996
that's a kino creative trio
I don't think I've read this

>>214033799
Mogs Wendy degozaimasu

>>214033772
Dame is married to the other scientist. It could be they're his parents but they don't know it because being older wiped their memories or some shit, and that's how Kavalier found out about the age thing. That's why he experienced grief, because the transfer truly killed his parents. And Kirsche totally knows.

>>214034013
I’m new here, I’m usually on Reddit

Dame is the one that will be Barefoot Kavalier's demise because how dare he go "evil" against le children she helped mindfuck into synthetic bodies
The cuck husband will also go against her due to she prefering robots instead of actual real flesh and blood human children born out of his seed

>>214033799
you keep looking at me like that, you're gonna get yourself kissed

>>214034105
why can't they just IVF?

>>214034013
Ah yes the adorable discord tranny replying in my stead, no ive been here for a decade just as things started to become as they are now. I just don't understand the the psychology behind doing that here for this series, i guess its typical neet friendless brown skin behavior? I'm just hoping someone is getting payed, cus if this is what online friend faggots do with their time then thats fucking crazy. Also the sites dead after 15 minute post times and Isolation was the last real piece of alien.

>>214033959
Apocalypse - The Destroying Angels

>>214034173
>>214034105
she's old

>>214034194
this is as good as it gets when it comes to Aliens comics

how's your sperm count ano?

>>214034173
He says he has a low sperm count to Wendy but the way he says it feels like it's more an excuse, as in Dame doesn't want actual human children
And yeah, it's literally retarded that low sperm count in the year 2125 would stop you from getting a kid when there's already treatments for it in 2025, and low sperm count by itself doesn't mean you can't have children naturally, especially if your wife is a fertile bitch
niggas be cyborg uploading shit to their brains and literally uploading consciousness to realistic artificial bodies but can't improve sperm count?

>>214034026
Yep.
>>214034036
Curly is mine bro.

>>214034194
that one with the owl and the big guy?
was pretty good

>>214034225
she was so happy she can't take a shit anymore

>>214034244
>scat fetishists on suicide watch

>>214033502 (OP)
Are there streams? What time is it on?

xinags
reporting
FX is playing Guardians of the Galaxy

>>214034244
dude i'd do anything to not have to eat and shit ever again

>>214034218
Wendy only wants BBC (Big Bro Cock)

new ep streaming live w/no ads in an hour on bretty good dot coom

>>214034275
everytime i see this guy i think he's Lobot

>>214034283
Isn't it in 1h anyways

What's the deal with the lung(?) they took from Hermit(?) and infected with baby alien embryo forcebly removed from its comfortable notvagina home?

is there a single ypeepo in this?

>>214034275
That actor is Adrian Edmondson, British bros might know him from comedies like Young Ones, Bottom.

>>214034373
the pederast is, unless proven to be, you know.

>>214034275
8 pm est for me

>>214034344
I think the twist is that he was already infected and they took out his good lung to artificially grow a second alien.

>>214034403
Filthy, Rich, and Catflap

Who has that link to watch fx live online?

>>214034438
you can clearly see the xray of the hollow area in his chest is the same side he got stabbed. they probably gave him a synthetic lung and used his bad lung to feed the xeno tadpole

>>214034344
Hermit had already been injured and they just took an opportunity to take a lung for their research. It isn't that complicated.

>>214034438
you think wrong starting from the fact that there's a stitching on the lung and that he had no contact with a facehugger through the fact that it would be retarded plotwise

>>214034312
Nope, thats Eddie -they just removed the glasses

>>214034344
>facehugg embryo uses host genetic material to evolve
>wendy's brother is just lying there in a lab
>you know, let's choose someone related to wendy and save the effort to kill another person
>maybe killing wendy's brother is too much
>let's try some lungs. we can give him an artificial one, you know

>>214034296
Oh sweet, didnt see it on their schedule. Thanks

>>214034511
I have no idea why they couldn't have just made a cartoon as a fun little easter egg.

>>214034403
Yeah, thats the guy. Was acc looking up if he was doing something and was pleasantly surprised to see he had flown right under my nose when i had watched e01 t day before

>>214033527
This show is too poorly written to be kino.

>>214034189
i just got off the phone with qanon and he told me the democrats are hiring eslbrownjeets to botpost alien earth here, i think youre on the right track anon we dont know the purpose yet but it probably has something to do with hillary and her nazi BS! #WWG1WGA #YWNBAW #MAGA #MYSONISAVETERAN

>>214034511
unlikely but not impossible, especially if they have an autistic dad that wants them to like the things he likes

>>214033659
ep 4: watch the xeno grow. breach containment at the end
ep 5: flashback to how everything went wrong in space

How many hours till the new episode drops?

>>214034667
>ep 5: flashback to how everything went wrong in space
Can't wait for this. I've wanted to see more 'space truckers' for a while now.

>>214034436
Nice, thank you

>>214034637
Yes, we all know American elections mind break you every 4 years. There is a vast array of meds for that, also outside and sex having might be the remedy you need.

>>214034696
38 minutes
Probably gonna run to Walmart and grab some snacks
Thinkin' Munchies, any other suggestions?

>>214033502 (OP)
Heard this shit was terrible and woke as hell. Decided to give it a shot.
The episode is about kids transitioning....

>>214034800
into adults?

>>214034800
the xenomorph is a big black dick that gets beat by women and the bad guy is basically based elon musk, its a misandrist racist demoncrap bs...

>>214034770
Cheetos

>>214034586
And spend more money rather than doing what Disney does best and reusing shit? No way fag

>>214034825
No its humans transitioning into android bodies and yes 1 does do what u think

>>214034800
It's about transcendence ackshually

>>214034909
It could have been so fun

I'm enjoying the show so far. could go in different directions that would be intredasting

GET IN HERE NIGGAS IF YOU DONT HAVE A STREAM


brettygoodDOTcum/

>>214035316
/ what anon? / WHAT?

YEAH NIGGA YEAH
WELCOME TO ERF

>>214035158
>Boy Kavalier is actually..... alien, and everything Giorgio said about ancient aliens is real

wendy got mind raped

>>214035455
Will Smith please

QUADROON BOWLCUT GIRLBOSS TIME

Please, please let the brother die this episode

>>214035509

Don't be mad because she be incesting.

>>214035556
I'm good with that but Hermit is too much of a faggot to dare

>wendy can translate xenomorph speech
>"PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT PLAP PLAP PLAP"

NOBODY START WATCHING UNTIL I GET BACK FROM PICKING UP MUH FOOD. i want to watch it with you bros. everyone wait 20 minutes

I want to see Kavalier get his head exploded

What scene would best go with this song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD

This talking to the aliens thing is going to be so fucking cringe

RIPLEY BTFO
she would have never heard it

>streamer just got banned
lol

>>214035614
I'll probably get a torrent tomorrow anyway

>>214035624
Sully flying his space ship into the Hudson river

THE JEALOUS KIWI BITCH IS GONNA KILL WENDYS BRO

Sorry Curly.

mother of dragons!!!! i mean.. erm.. xenos.

>>214035641
???

>>214035639

We're back soi bois!

>>214035686
https://youtu.be/H6VDURPQSjs

so lore fags just cummed their pants with this intro
it was very good ngl

>>214035631
It's because it's a hint at wendy eventually teaming up with at least 1 xenomorph to destroy the whole island and beat not peter pan, I can already see it in my head.

same boy, same

Curly BTFO

>>214035736
I can see the scene where she talks an alien down from harming her brother already and I fucking hate it

still would

he wanted to cum.

>>214035743
so kavalier came up with the term xenomorph?

The editing of this has gone weird again

>20 minutes
>nothing has happened
boring af

My name is Coomie

So are you a hero or villain?

CUM ME TOMORROW
CUM YOU TODAY

>>214035830
It's the middle of the season. Modern television only has stuff happen at the beginning or end of the season.

>>214035830
>thinking nothing has happened

>>214035859
makes me miss Babylon 5

GUYS SHOULD I DOWNLOAD THIS? SEEMS LEGIT!

so much cum this episode

>Aurush whaaat

Heh

SAAR DO NOT SING

>>214035830
slower episode than the prior three, but it's building up to something

>>214035890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnSHNSpYGRA

>>214035960
Goon

>>214035816
its latin ya dimmy
foreign changer thingy would be english speak

>that little morality check test with the Indian android
I'm not sure I trust that weird android fella much more than the weird cyborg fella. That Indian kid is gonna be getting manipulated one way or another.

>>214035816
he said it before tho

>>214036022
No shit, he's mentally a child

mom and dad

>>214035960
it's ZOMBEYE

Well, that sheep is fucked.

what if they mentally grow?
or they will be children forever

>>214035960
THE BEST BOY

>WENDY ALIEN BRIDE
>CURLY SIDELINED
>NIBS PREGNANT
Waifuists on suicide watch

>>214036024
why?

>new episode premieres
>Moviesjoy down
KMS rn

>>214036097
>CURLEY BTFO BY THE FAVORITE

The guy that helped build the Lost Boys literally doesn't know whether they are copies or transfers

>Better explain to them what being a robot actually means after we've made them one
Is there no competent corporation in the Alien universe

>>214036125
yes thats what happens with transfering technology

>>214036140
I don’t think a kid is really going to understand this kind of stuff.

>>214036140
anon plz this all started when Tyrell wanted to try making toys

Do they actually not have a failsafe shutdown switch for exactly this reason?

>>214036141
>did we kill six children to create AI impersonating them?
>I dunno lol
You'd think one of the guys that built the fucking thing should know

alright who creamfucked nibbs?

This redhead is wacko

>>214036174
anon Tyrell didnt even know if his robots could live past 4 years

Weyland didnt know that David had a God Complex

>>214033781
Have read Colony War and all of the Earth Hive trilogy. The Dark Horse comics from the 90's are must reads. The reboot series from the late 2000's is excellent also.

im the dad.

>>214036097
KEK
E
K

>>214036205
Replicants are not robots but genetically engineers living creatures (not human)

ENTER
>the most likeable character in the show

>>214036266
who's the father /tv/?

>>214036270
still spoken about in the same way

>>214035614
ok we can start now bros

>>214036174
nta but I'm sure it's more about them questioning the nature of the human soul and whether what they produced still counts as the original and all that than about the exact methodology of the process. Perhaps somewhat like the ship of theseus, they replicate the person bit by bit as data through transference or replication but question the outcome as truly being the original.

Can we get to the part where the alien breaks out

so are the droids all sperging out

>>214036315
Next episode is dedicated to the ship crashing so you're going to get your wish

>>214034539
I'm hoping for a xeno that can spray clouds of acid like an aerosol.
I get there have been xenos that can spit acid, but most don't seem to have tat ability, and a laser stream of acid is dangerous, but a lingering slow moving cloud?
It'd eat away at everything came into contact with and inhaling it would probably be fatal. At least, debilitating enough that the xeno could grab your body and carry it off for eggs and you'd be too weak to fight back due to lack of oxygen in your acid damaged lungs.
The facehuggers can feed you oxygen in large enough amounts to keep you alive. It did that with Kane on the surface of LV426.
You only need to live for a few hours.

>>214036097
Bros ;_;

Why is he so obsessed with fucking Peter Pan, and is it smart to antagonize a super synth.

>>214036315
no anon its about the build up

>>214036332
But I already saw that, I want to see Boy Wonder get his face eaten

>>214036193
>pregnant nibs
nice

>>214036303
I did say not human

this show any good?

Okay, bitch is crazy. Put her down.

>wants to name the kid Trevor
ugh terrible choice of name

>>214036097
It is so fucking over.

>>214036407
Smokes now let’s go

so she went CRAAAAAZY

>>214036377
yep

>>214036427
maybe that explains the guy with the mold

was that kersh in the publix ad

>>214036097
Justice for Curly.

Yeah Nibs is fucking crazy Why Did T Oculus break her mind

Whatever happened to those two guys Hermit was with, anyway? The woman and the black guy? They just sorta vanished.

>>214036097
Asian Janitor man who does the spraying got Nibs pregnant

>>214036097
Well Nibs certainly got some kind of bonus situation.

>>214036460
there off doing Military things

Oh. There they are.

>>214036346
>I'm hoping for a xeno that can spray clouds of acid like an aerosol
Cool but that would be too hardcore for the typical 'horror movie experience' character to deal with. The average character in an Aliens movie forget to even be cautious of putting their face directly in front of the weirdly twitching eggs, if those xenos started creating area of effect acid sprays throughout entire rooms or hallways then it would be game over.

>>214036513
Yeah, fuck

>>214036174
I think it would have worked better having a twist about that guy actually being a spy from any of the other rival companies to prodigy and WY, expanding the world building and justifying why he doesn't know how it all works, but has to report it back.

>>214036513
So where do the United States Colonial Marines come from?

>>214036530
Man it's gotta suck being Dynamic

>>214036447
they are just using her to explore the "what if the human mind cant accept not doing human things" question, kind of like girlbosses who go crazy when they miss their opportunity to have children

>>214036513
>governments don't exist
Sounds like some kind of anarcho capitalist wet dream.

Isn’t Tyrell canon in the Alien universe? Why weren’t they one of the five?

>>214036556
No Tyrell is defunct and from like a century ago

>>214036540
the Us and Canada dont just stop existing even when the corporations are in charge

>>214036513

Thats Alien for you.

Remember when Resurrection said Weyland-Yutani was bought by Walmart?

Why is Wendy suddenly sympathetic and motherly towards the creatures that stabbed her brother in the chest

>>214036556
Blade Runner actually being canon was always dubious at best.
But even if you consider them canon, BR takes place in 2019 and by BR2049 Tyrell no longer exists.

>>214036447
>Nibs turning into a crazy bitch
I'm just hoping for Nibs to survive and get through this, she's too damn innocent and cute to be turned into a psycho killer who is just going to get shot down by the security forces.

>>214036097
Wendy is an alien WHORE

>>214036556
tyrell was bought by wallace who was bought by someone else

>>214036548
until she sticks the dude in her Eyesocket

That sucked.

>>214036097
WENDY IS NEW QUEEN

>>214036586
the hivemind is influcning her

ALIEN BEST FRIEND LETS

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>214036291
me

Perry Ferrell is a faggot junkie jew. That is all.

>>214036586
Why was she allowed into that room? Why wasn’t there security watching over an alien species? Why was the glass not reenforced

>>214036586
>why she so motherly to them
I'll admit that it is a bit of a leap for me given the sheer sympathy she seems to display, but she is a dumb kid. She also forms very strong attachments based on how she kept tabs on her bro, so she may have a very strong 'protect the poor babies' reaction to all of this.

one think that made me think was the brother saying he was working on the other side of the earth (WEYLAND YUTANI)
is the brother a yutani agent?

This show is such trash. Just plain boring, suffers from the same thing every modern series has, writers that don't know how to entertain, pace a story while holding interest, and just dump everything in a slosh of dumb shit in the final episode.

Fuck me it gets worse every week kek

>>214036604
she's not biological, it wouldn't do anything accept damage her

>episode 4
>bonus situation still not addressed

pinky promise?

>>214033841
Are any of the recent comics from Marvel any good?

>>214036659
interesting twist i mean he did want to go to weyland controlled mars

i told you fuck all would happen this episode, only the last 2 will have anything happen, 5 will be maginot, 6 will be the only actual escalation and breakout.

So which corporation owns the colonial marines

>>214036677
>not thinking our dude is crafty enough to convert camera feeds into pluses he can control

>>214036697
My big thing is how do you make a full series out of this?
They can't keep locking up aliens and having them break out of a quarantine every season
I thought season 1 would set up something more longterm but so far it's just a really long version of Alien

>>214036530
If the writers knew what they were doing, they would introduce something like that as a new subplot to create human drama and intrigue, unfortunately, this show takes place before Alien, and since that movie didn't introduce all this lore, it means everything and everyone here will die and get destroyed, with the exception of wendy and maybe some of the other kids, so they can't just open the world building like that.

>>213969611
>>213970249
FUCKING SHOW YOURSELF RIGHT NOW ANON
I FUCKING told YOU
I FUCKING told YOU THAT WENDY WAS HOOK
SHOW YOURSELF RIGHT NOW AND BEG FOR MY FORGIVENESS

>>214036654
>Why wasn’t there security watching over an alien species?
Well I guess a bit of nitpicking never hurt anyone. I assume they could have afforded to have background touches like extra security around, but it is still a show and some things slip through the gaps or exceptions are made for the sake of having fewer moving parts in a scene or the script.

>>214036654
kirsh oversees it, and hes curious about everything with his own motivations

>>214036724
This has at most two seasons in it

>>214036654
>>214036737
Do you guys really think actual security guards will be walking around a century from now?
It'll 100% be monitored by some kind of AI that alerts soldiers when something is suspicious.

This episode revealed that Kirsh really does know every dangerous and treasonous thing everybody is doing in the compound

And this is his genuine reaction

where torrent

How the fuck can anyone defend this series?

Episode 4 was what?

Boy genius is pathetic and a shit character, should he not be watching her at every moment? Yet somehow missed the moment she fucking becomes an alien whisperer ????

Is this fucking real?

Singh/Marrow story was a waste of fucking minutes, he could have told him to get the egg in 2 minutes but they longed it out

Nibs is a good thing but I called

Fucking eyetocupus… more waste of minutes all these wasted time and fucking cgi moments when they could have been focusing on the alien


4 episodes in and then still haven't explained how she them

>>214036777
He's a secret asshole like David.

>>214033841
I think those alien comics keep getting better and better.

picrelated: it just triggers CHRISTKEKS - filename

>>214036697
>wendy is motherly and concered about the xenomorphs Hivemind might be incfluning her
>Hermit might be a spy mentioning that he was in weyland controlled territory during a war
> Nibs is crazy and thinks shes Pregant
> The Scientists dont know if they sceeeded and one crazy robot
> Curly got BTFO by Boy's Favorite and Cant talk to Xenomorphs
> Best EYE Boy is Smart and now has a sheep body

Thinking nothing happend

Anon cant watch tv to short of attention span

How many times did Timothy Olyphaunt picture stomping his head in two seconds?

>>214036697
>only the last 2 will have anything happen
>5 will be maginot, 6 will be the only actual escalation and breakout
Is there just six episodes total for season 1? I could see that being the case, I heard that this is somewhat experimental on their part and they are testing the waters to fully commit to it.

>>214036777
Kirsh has it pretty good, just sits back and goes "that's interesting" to everything that happens.

>>214036802

8 episodes.

>>214036724
my guess is episode 6 will have everything break out while WY/morrow also lands on the island as pajeet causes chaos or fails to have hermit facehugged due to wendy intervening or finding out, it will have a lot of deaths happening, episode 7 and 8 will be like an alien movie where things actually happen and there will be more killing again as everything is set free and people are trying to capture or find it.
they say season 2 was already planned, and it kind of seems like they're making shit up as they go regarding all the themes and reveals, from episode 1 it already showed this was going to be one of those mess of a shows that may last 3-4 seasons at best with huge fluctuation in quality and pacing.
>>214036802
there are 8 episodes i think.

>>214036713
The one that stayed honest and true to this franchise
>>214036697
And of course, they baited us with the 1 for 1 sequence from the first episode and its all down hill from here. You know, I got high on 2 tabs of acid the other night and I put on Aliens and holy fucking shit it rocked. I could watch the first 2 films a couple of times a year and even host a party for it.... but this show will be forgotten and become background noise the moment it ends

>>214036801
He gets through his work day by reciting Harlan Ellison's hate monologue in his brain every picosecond

I really like this show

>>214036789
idiot thinks it must be not stop Xenomorph

>>214036799
literally all of this was already known and obvious since atleast the last episode.

>>214036730
Her brother is Smee

>>214036831
I like that they introduced new alien species.
We've seen the xenomorph and all its iterations like 6 times now.

>>214035887
Yes, do it faggot

>>214036844
yes we deffinly new Nibs would think shes pregant

>>214036856
Yea because it’s about the fucking xeno you fucking inept retarded faggot
Go transition you fucking cunt

MURROW NAILED IT
also Kirsh is looking suspicious now that he knows how those eggs behave

>>214036724
>how do you make 5 seasons out of Fargo

>>214036821
Early cancellation and then brief mentions in discussions of future movies about how they at least aren't as bad as that tv show is future of this show.

>>214036766
>actual security guards will be walking around a century from now?
Well I was playing devil's advocate in a sense, but I wasn't thinking too deeply about it. AI monitoring makes sense but directly present security can be a presence that helps ward off any attempts in a more visible way. Kind of like how imagery portraying watching eyes or observers are known to be things which dissuade potential trespassers, a physical presence may still make a difference.

>>214036884
not pregnant, but go crazy yes. i actually predicted she would go evil in the previous thread before the episode started. they showed her dissociating and ptsd since she got the eyeball guy attacking her.

>>214036856
Nah they're shit. At the end of the day it's all diminishing returns. In 1979 we had the same themes of parasitism but wrapped up in discomforting sexual imagery and a creature design and process that was inspired genius. Now they just do the same thing but ten times more generic. What's the point? They should find another artist with a vision. This adds nothing to Alien that we didn't already have better decades ago.

>>214036892
Obviously it isn't or else you wouldn't be complaining

>is she really your sister
>you tell me that
>no that's what we need to know from you because the entire project hinges on if you believe she's your sister
>she's a human
>no she's not she's a shitty robot
What was the point of that entire conversation if bald guy was just going to flip and say she's a robot?

>>214036777
Not only that
it shows that those hybrids are volatile and not a trans humanism solution yet
>>214036789
it's more lore related
and as a lore fag I LOVE IT

>>214036901
Fargo works because it's an anthology series with an entirely new cast every season.
If this is an anthology series I could actually see it working but afaik it isn't.

>>214036919
the point is shes not human anymore but whether shes a robot or has a soul or is the same consciousness is a philosophical question now

skipable episode

>>214036919
Literally every conversation on this show is one character shit testing another character

This show will only be redeemed if Wendy the ayy charmer forms a band with a ragtag group of xenos and they all perform Down with the Sickness in the xenomorphian language. Imagine the opening "ooo a a a a" but with xeno chittering.

>>214036789
>How the fuck can anyone defend this series?
>4 episodes in and then still haven't explained how she them
You seem to be so angry about this show you chose to watch so you can belly ache about it that you forgot some words. There is plenty to defend about any viewing experience that offers a reasonably engaging story or the occasional action scene. And as always there are different strokes for different folk. Sure I don't think its been perfect so far, but it doesn't need to be.

>>214036884
They’re on epsteins island at some point someone was going to fiddle one of them girls she was clearly the one or curly>>214036910
That’s the point you hormonal fucking bitch it’s literally called “alien”, not fucking “5 species” 2 which we havent seen anything of so they’re going to have to shoehorn them in last minute now.

They should have just solely focused on the alien could have done so much more than show a few eggs, dead facehuggers and a xeno or chestburster for 2 mins an episode it’s fucking retarded

>>214036948
retard doesn't understand the point

>>214036919
shes not human, the debate is if she has the consciousness of the sister or is just an AI pretending to be his sister

>>214036979
Put your trip back on Eko and stop pretending to be multiple anons who actually like the show

>>214036949

Feels like it, yeah.

>>214036986
Cry more lol

>>214036893
If I wanted to listen to 20 minutes of an African man calling up a vulnerable person to manipulate them I'd watch my grandma answer the spam callers.

>>214036823
about to start doing the same whenever he's on screen tbqh fám

>a vicious alien snake lunges and hisses at Wendy
>she tries to pet it
>it works
HIS LEGACY RECLAIMED

the indian is going to take the brother to get hugged!!!!!

>>214036949
>skipable episode
There always gotta be at least one. Decently relevant in the grand scheme I am sure, but not much for generating intensive moment to moment interest like the prior ones.

>>214037022
Don't worry, Wendy will just tell it not to

>>214037020
Wendy is a curious child
Millburn is a biologist who should know fucking better
That denture wearing freak deserved getting a snake up his arsehole

>>214036924
There’s zero lore faggot they’re literally raping the lore worser than an immigrant fucking a white schoolgirl in the uk

They’ve ruined everything

AND YET ANOTHER FUCKING SHITTY ROCK SONG AT THE END ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

>>214037000
the person said he is not a person.that is literally a answer to the question.

the confusion here is the shows intent.
the bald man clearly doesnt see the synths as human. Yes the debate is wether she isnt a human, but the butler arch-type has his own bias.

>>214037003
>Eko
>randomly seethes about some tripfag
You two autists can keep your personal vendetta to yourselves.

it would have been kino if bring me to life by evanescence played when the xenosnake appeared

>>214036097
>Waifuists on suicide watch
Fuck you

>The UA doesn't exist
How did Aliens happen

>>214036939
Unless they focus on a different company every season, which would explain why yutani was so Blasé about leaving the specimens and jyst getting the black back home to them the cyborg nigga

So if ayys talk on multiple different frequencies inaudible to the human ear and Wendy's alien ASMR mouth sounds are like a translation for humans. Then why the fuck is she talking to the baby ayy in the human translated chittering? Shouldn't she be doing unintelligible high frequency whispering? Noah Hawley is a fucking hack he can't even follow the logic he established like 20 minutes prior.

>Wendy is the new Alien Queen
>Nibs got PTSD
>JeetSynth is being blackmailed
>NigSynth is goofy

So the only good guys left are Kirsch, Curly and Isaac, right?

>>214036924
Ron Cobb had better lore in his footnotes

you kids having fun with the biomechanics over there?

what if Nibs is actually Pregant and T Ocullus is more dangerous then we know

WELCOME BACK MOTHER (raised by Wolves ) Praise Sol

>>214037084
CURLY STATUS: REDEEMED
She will save the day because she is the key to all this

>>214037084
and the good boy black synth

>>214037042
Nah, Millburn was right to assume the snake was harmless regardless if it wanted to attack. It should have been like a cat scratching at you but you have thick leather on. Little shit can't do anything so who cares if it's throwing a tantrum? It shouldn't have been able to break his arm nor penetrate his suit and go into his mouth. That's idiotic to assume such impossible things. And also Ridley's fault for cutting the scene showing Millburn see the baby snakes earlier pre-goo and they were harmless, so he was still in that mindset.

So this meme is canon now

>>214036979
Stop begging it, it doesn’t need to be perfect?

Are you serious

How about at least respecting the fucking franchise

>>214036097
I got nibs pregnant

>>214037070
>bring me to life by evanescence played when the xenosnake appeared
Nah man they are saving that for the season finale.

>>214037044

Final episode, xeno looks into camera and this plays while it breaks into dance

Killing in the name of
Killing in the name of
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me

>>214037084
kirsh has his own motivations and may have the most control and power soon, and isaac will probably do what he says now that he feels like his scientist apprentice. curly will rageout at wendy and accidentally get killed because of it.

>>214037100
CURLEY GOT BTFO BY THE FAVORITE

>>214036903
It's just depressing that there is infinite good idea with this entire franchise, but since the 4th film its boiled down to what if evil corporation is le evil and smart genius has a plan. In this day and age I dont want to be lectured by millionaires and their fucking kids about how bad capitalism is and the meaning of the soul... I just want a horror/thriller with a fucking bunch of cracked up alien bugs with acid blood fucking shit up. They called this alien earth, they dont even need to make it a super city or anything like we see with Ripleys apartment and hospital from Aliens, it could just be a bunch of aliens unleashed on some jeet community and them getting fucked up and nuking Bangkok or whatever. Like all modern film and TV its just assholes thinking talking down to their audience is a good way to sell their trade, but really it just makes anyone of average and above intellect annoyed. Im just gonna play Abiotic Factor and pretend to be a scientist in black mesa

>>214037118
yes

>>214037118
always has been

>>214037120
>Stop begging it
wat?

>>214036919
For the luls

>>214037136
Wendy is an:
>Alien Queen
>A WHORE
Meanwhile Curly is learning and waiting to WIN

This show blows hot ass.

>>214037147
I wish a woman would do this to my penis.

Oh goodie, a superfluous flashback episode.

>>214037137
Anon, if they just did Aliens attack x place or some simple thing, you'd be back here complaining that it wasn't pushing the lore.

>>214037147
Why does scritching an ayy look like the comfiest thing in the universe?

>when it leaned its head into her hand

>These threads are just simps for each of the robokid girls
Ah, I get it now, the quality of the show is irrelevant.

>>214037082
Bro you’re thinking about that way too deep wtf it’s an alien language it’s that simple

>>214037147
DUDE BABY YODA BUT THE XENOMOPRH!!!!

absolute fucking hacks

What is a human?

>>214037200

Ew, no. The redhead has a fish face and Wendy has dyke hair.

>>214037200
i get paid by the democrat party to shill this show

>>214037137
>if evil corporation is le evil
Evil corporation exists in every fucking movie before 4 you fucking retard. Evil corporation is all across this franchise.

I swear to god when the goat stood up I really thought it was gonna do this

You guys ruined my brain

>>214037187
it's the nature of this place, it is mostly just complaining in good times and bad times

>>214037219
lel

>>214037200
Contrary to popular believe shows aren't all the best thing ever or worst thing ever, some people can watch and enjoy things whilst understanding the flaws without getting upset.

>>214037084
Curly is going to go dark side to win Sid the sloths attention

>>214037147
>>214037118
>alien was born
>wendy: picrel
murrow episode next

>>214037163
she might be a Whore but shes Still Boy's Favorite because of it

you will never...

ayo whats the eta on the torrent dropping

>>214037200
Anon, this is /tv/, of course we waifu post.
It's part of the experience.

Wendy will become the first xenomorph queen
Don’t ask me how I know.

>>214037283
this looks very exploitable

>>214037200
Half of every thread is people shitting on it.

>>214037283
so cute it's just like baby yeed but a xenomorph
i bet she will carry it around in a little bundle
i can't wait to buy the merch

>>214037211
I will call him
XENI
he CAN'T be treated like any other xenomorph
he's special

>>214037213
Red looks like fucking pilot from Farscape

Is wendy prepared populate a xeno hive by birthing so many eggs from her ovulating queen body?

>>214037267
Who cares about favourites, Curly is a good person, Wendy is not.

>>214037302
by watching the past 2 episodes?

>>214037315
>>214037309
>>214037283
Is this show hacky enough to make him good and have him save everybody from the other xenos?

>>214037296
About 24 hours.

What a shit episode

>>214037337
>>214037283
I like the baby xeno more than the retard kids. So, yes

>>214036097
Nibs will make a beautiful mother

>>214037308
>the threads are actually one part criticism, one part cute chicks, one part praise, and one part irreverent shitposting like any other thread
Yeah but he needs a special narrative where he gets to be the one and only critic holding back a wave of 'bad taste' rather than just another critic in a group of them.

>>214037359
:(

>>214037373
Baby xeno is cute. CUTE!

>>214037325
inb4 Curly Helps Nibs in her delusions

while Wendy parties with her new Pet

>>214037379
she's already marked as dysfunctional and returned to the fab

>>214037369
Next is a flashback episode to the ship about people that are now dead so it's going to add nothing. Please be excited,

>>214037403
>seeing more of the species fuck everyone up

adding nothing

>>214037390
It’s officially over when casuals are saying this

Franchise is officially dead

Good morning I hate Kavalier

The Morrow/Slightly scenes and Nibs scenes are honestly more unnerving and creepy than the Alien shit. Babou Ceesay, Adarsh Gourav and Lily Newmark are really fucking selling it.
Kinda lame we didn't get to see what the end result of a Level 3 Event is this week; that happened just over halfway through the episode.

>>214037337
>first xenomorph ever born without killing anyone
He's free from Original Sin

>>214037414
Just start with it instead of putting it halfway through as a flashback to try and maintain interest in this fucking android plot

>>214037403
For real, this episode was nothing but filler. I liked the sheep scene, fine. But that was 2 minutes and the other 48 was shit we already know was going to happen, like Pajeet being groomed or Hapsburg waifu getting psycho.

>>214036097
>>214037379
>Nibs talking about being preggo and losing it
Well that wouldn't have been any of my predictions for her character arc. I only wish that I could have been the daddy.

I love that the baby alien likes getting petted like a puppy

How do we make it horrific again? I was thinking just a slew of aliens raping women like gigers art, but violently like full 10 minute scenes that will make irreversible look tame, this way it’ll stop women and fags saying shit like it’s “cute”

>>214037337
>>214037390
>>214037423
>Saying this in the same thread with Jeri in the OP

>>214036097
Shut up

>>214036097
My Nubian queen is still holding up though.

>>214037464
>How do we make it horrific again?
You can't. Passively watching a movie isn't scary or horrifying after you're a teenager. It's only scary again when YOU have to actually interact and outsmart the monster to escape like in the game Isolation.

>>214037464
Don't worry
Those xenos will go crazy in the last episodes
>>214037436
indeed
that makes him special as >>214037248

BTW while we were watching this, Starship worked 100% without exploding for the first time

Real life corporate dystopia space empire here we come

>>214037408
wtf is tghat real?!?

>>214037464
To be fair when it actually gets to kill people on-screen it's pretty freaky.

>>214037506
Are you signing up to live in Elon's pods on Mars? You can be a slave like Rain and work to death

POST MAGNET
>POST MAGNET
POST MAGNET
>POST MAGNET
please

>>214036097
Worst episode of the season

>>214037506
>starship relying of gravitational pulls to reach some celestial body
lol, call me when they get a drive capable of constant-trust
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AojKy1iDloQ

>>214037534
gimmie 4K HDR DV please

>>214037464
the whole concept has been beaten to death for 50 years, its never going to be scary anymore.

When does Wendy give the ayy a cute pet name and dress it up

>>214037506
>>214037528
>Starship worked
I'm just gonna say it, I don't think Elon has what it takes to ever actually make it to Mars and create some sort of colony or whatever his end game is. Unfortunately I think we'll have to wait a while longer for corporate dystopia in space.

>>214037490
they killed the whole squad and put them in clone bodies to fuck with hermit and see how he responds to them as humans or not and shit.

>>214037599
baby xeno

Noah Hawley
>yeah I'm gonna ignore the prequels
Also Noah Hawley
>yeah I'm gonna do the David T-posing at the NECA figure scene but even more shit

Hack.

>>214033579
Truly kawaii!!

>>214036097
MONER WON

>>214037296
My favorite site had it over an hour ago :)

>>214037624
every hybrid is losing its mind after some pressure
only wendy is holding and very likely she has some real attachment from her human life
>nibs got craaazy
>curly needs approval
>isac (new name) is developing
>jeet is cooked
>blackbrid is just chilling

>>214037599
>I will name you... Tinkerbell

>>214037599
Already named as the crocodile

>>214037385
I love Moo Deng

>>214036601
Don’t call her thaaat!

>>214036601
your momma

>>214037704
>only wendy is holding
>The aliens chose me!

>erm please is not a good argument
C'mon bro she literally has the mind of a 12 year old

>>214037711
truth

there were like a bunch of comics like this

in the last alien book the alien talked through a speaker on its chest lmfao

>>214037759
Man's fishing for something

>>214037699
oh nice, btw whats ur fav site? :^)

>>214037752
>no one else can't hear them
yes, they chose her and she's still sane

>wendy is the mc doing mc shit
>curly is educating herself to compete with wendy
>isaac is becoming a scientist
>slightly is getting scammed over the phone in a shocking turn of events
>nibs is going cray cray
I like how they made the black guy just be really lazy and sit aroubd doing nothing kek

>>214037764
Iirc they don't react the same to synths, so the little one looking at Wendy and going "wassup bitch" is a nothinburger. Still what a shit episode, nothing happened.

Why no upload of Ep4 yet?
wat do?

>>214037804
Smee might be my favorite character.

>>214037804
>slightly is getting scammed over the phone in a shocking turn of events

>>214037759
the whole point of the stupid conversation was basically that BK is less human than her because she has empathy and love, and this is increasingly becoming a meme in the writing.

>>214037804
>>I like how they made the black guy just be really lazy and sit aroubd doing nothing kek
That's a real black guy. 100% suspension of disbelief.

>>214037777
Hermit is the most gormless dude since jon snow, I really hate every scene that he is in.

>>214037768
1337x.to
Some absolute mad lad has been uploading the episodes around 40 minutes flat in high quality after they're out, or at least that's around when I've been checking.
Just check the television category for the torrent. Also if the site link doesnt work just turn up a vpn.

>>214037682
KIKI LOST

>>214037804
hes probably gonna get killed first i guess

>>214037820
You can find them, but most of them are 480p (kek), 720p, and 1080p. I am waiting for 4k HDR or DV

>cute best boy CEO shows feet several times an episode
Best part of the show tbqh
Also, he's clearly building the synths to try and cure twink death. My GOAT.
When will he be violently ground-pounded?

>>214037704
most of them are still acting like children, nibs is the only crazy one
>wendy is just overly curious
>curly wants daddies approval
>isaac wants to be a grown up scientist like hes playing a character
>nigsynth is 1:1 still acting like a child
>jeet is getting groomed by cybernigga

>>214037876
I dont know yet if hes going to die by xeno, by eye monster, by one of the kids, or by Kirsch.

>>214037876
Curly get out this website is 18+

>>214037868
I tried 1337 and tpb but nuffin

>>214037886
Nibs is still acting like a child even while she's crazy.
Lily Newmark really sold the whole temper tantrum vibe.

I like it less with each episode

>>214037804
they went too real life about that
they need to stop
>>214037853
you're just jealous because he's got wendy's attention

NEW THREAD:
>>214037953
>>214037953
>>214037953
>>214037953

I was pretty skeptical about them acting like kids, I still dont like it, but its not as bad as I thought it'd be.

>>214037886
>nigsynth is 1:1 still acting like a child
>jeet is getting groomed by cybernigga
based af

>>214037876
>Also, he's clearly building the synths to try and cure twink death. My GOAT.
>When will he be violently ground-pounded?
I would pay to watch it. Timothy Olyphant is DILF

>>214037861
Thanks babe, but luckily the episode just popped up on my qbittorrent search.
>Also if the site link doesnt work just turn up a vpn.
Yea its blocked in my country, but ill vpn it up nexttime

>>214037982
did you see 4k? I am waiting for it. damn it.

>>214037604
>I don't think Elon has what it takes to ever actually make it to Mars and create some sort of colony or whatever his end game is
His goal is to have huge government contracts if pretending he will go to mars helps then so be it

>>214036314
soma already answered these questions. noah hawley is a retarded hack fraud