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George Carlin
Why does /tv/ hate this man now? Pre-2012 you all loved him. Honestly I don't agree with him on everything, but I think he's pretty spot on with what he talks about
Anonymous No.214035211 >>214035561 >>214035943 >>214040014 >>214046647 >>214047590 >>214050726
>>214034568 (OP)
Proto-Reddit. He was an outsider rebel of source, circa 1960, but his faction came to dominance and hold powerful positions. They failed to deliver substantial changes, and are also massive faggots who polarize and divide people so that things just keep getting worse and worse. And, stepping back, the entire anti-religion, anti-conservative, etc position is very historically contingent and makes little sense outside of a backlash to dieas of the era.

Think: Could you make a country founded only on the ideas espoused by George Carlin, or would it become a violent crime ridden hell hole with a weak government?
Anonymous No.214035235 >>214040535 >>214050207
>>214034568 (OP)
>White Middle Class Bankers
Anonymous No.214035533 >>214043251
>>214034568 (OP)
A total lack of faith in Jesus Christ
Anonymous No.214035561
>>214035211
Pro Reddit sums it up well
Anonymous No.214035704
Zoomers who didn't grow up with Shining Time station
Anonymous No.214035728 >>214035858
>>214034568 (OP)
People never bring up that a corporation paid for his childhood. His dad was a corporate stooge and when he died the corporation paid his wife, George's mom, his father's salary for the rest of her life.
Anonymous No.214035761
>>214034568 (OP)
>white people bad
>god bad
>tradition bad
He’s euphoric
Anonymous No.214035787
>>214034568 (OP)
Only boomers like him because they were self hating and wanted to be humiliated.
Anonymous No.214035791
>>214034568 (OP)
if you have to ask...
Anonymous No.214035822
>WHITE
Anonymous No.214035824
>>214034568 (OP)
>used to think he was hilarious growing up
>listen to him at 0.75x speed
>he’s no longer funny
Anonymous No.214035858 >>214038502
>>214035728
>And yet you also are subsidized by capitalism.
Anonymous No.214035943 >>214036883 >>214043035 >>214048963
>>214035211
Oh is that why trump and his faggot followers have been dividing the country, because of the liberals, gosh what 4d chess! Moron
Anonymous No.214035959
is he the gay
Anonymous No.214036060
>>214034568 (OP)
They hate him because his specials are longer than 34 seconds, the average zoomers attention span.
Anonymous No.214036376
>>214034568 (OP)
>Bitter hippie stands on his soapbox
Make me laugh clown
Anonymous No.214036597
he's a hack. if you watch some of his old sets you'll quickly realize he's not funny and has no jokes ("football is played in a stadium, baseball is played in a park"). he only switched to the whole angry asshole shtick in order to trick the fox-news-watching boomer crowd into liking him. same thing bruce springsteen did when he pretended to be an all-american everyday working man.
Anonymous No.214036872
are you the gay
Anonymous No.214036883
>>214035943
Yeah its all drumpfs fault
Anonymous No.214038502 >>214048282
>>214035858
Yes, he was. He sucked a big capitalist cock and then cried about it
Anonymous No.214038606
He was great, you're just an old fag who filled his head with bullshit and now you got a make sure everyone else knows 24/7
Anonymous No.214038647
Preachy liberal smarmy unfunny smug boomer cunt
Most overrated faggot ever
Anonymous No.214038686 >>214043244
Anonymous No.214038787
I wish Carlin was still alive so I could torture him to death
Anonymous No.214038788 >>214039057
he gave up on comedy and just became a cokehead yelling at people on stage about the government. really he wasn’t far removed from a homeless person in that way, but he had some charisma and he had that quick-rhyming gimmick (that he’d done to fucking death since the 60s in my opinion) so no one called it what it was.
Anonymous No.214039057
>>214038788
>Those fuck heads ruining the world. How dare they?
>snorts a line
>oh yeah that hits the spot.
>gives a bag of money to Rafael his dealer
>Rafael gives money to DeShauntus the middle man
>who gave money to Raul the human trafficker, cartel member, mass murderer, serial rapist, and drug smuggler
>Raul thinks Hollywood are the best market for his wares
Anonymous No.214039884
He's not really that funny. Bill Hicks did his schtick better.
Anonymous No.214039956
one day these threads will actually sound organic and nobody will remember they started off as trolling. i'm rooting for you op!
Anonymous No.214040014 >>214040333
>>214035211
>He was an outsider rebel of source, circa 1960
He was still the straight laced, suit-and-tie comic at that point. You're probably some dumb zoomer who doesn't know what he's talking about.
Anonymous No.214040153
>>214034568 (OP)
There had been a psyop spam thread posted here for the last year programming the chuds to hate him.
Anonymous No.214040270
>>214034568 (OP)
His gimmick gets really old , really fast.
Anonymous No.214040273
>>214034568 (OP)
He was wrong about everything but he wouldn’t shut the fuck up about it.
Anonymous No.214040311 >>214051102
Anonymous No.214040333 >>214040344
>>214040014
>He was still the straight laced, suit-and-tie comic at that point.

It's what you wore at the time so he was playing the part. They wanted him to tone down his act by going against "both sides" rather than just going against conservatives. So his act starts with "oh those silly protestors" then goes much harder against right wingers. He was even then a left of center comedic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu-trYf96xo
Anonymous No.214040344
>>214040333
kek
Anonymous No.214040406 >>214040515
>>214034568 (OP)
>WHITES? KILL EM, RAPE EM, PUT EM IN THE STEW
>BLACKS? COOL, WORSHIP EM, CODDLE EM, RESERVE YOUR DAUGHTERS FOR EM
*boomer and millennial laugh track and whispers of him being a philosophical juggernaut*
Anonymous No.214040500 >>214040695
>>214034568 (OP)
Because dissident culture has become mainstream and retards who forget how the world used to be think it has always been that way, so based figures like George Carlin who openly espoused controversial opinions are seen as cringe because espousing those same opinions today would be seen as milquetoast.
Anonymous No.214040515
>>214040406
Gen X loved carlin , zigger
Anonymous No.214040535 >>214040638 >>214050969
>>214035235
Turns out most of the top people in banking are WASP's and not Jews like you want to believe
Anonymous No.214040638 >>214041367 >>214050207
>>214040535
We’re not talking about branch managers you retarded pervert.
Anonymous No.214040695
>>214040500
Him being a dissident has nothing to do with it. Him having no idea what he was talking about does.
Anonymous No.214040749
>>214034568 (OP)
One of the right wing thinktanks which shape chud opinions has targeted him with a historical revisionism campaign.
Anonymous No.214040918 >>214041133 >>214041618
>boomers unironically simping for Carlin in this post
Holy fuck it’s too cringe, the old farts probably think bill hicks was funny too. I think it’s time to get off the 4chan and go do some old people shit, leave the internet for the young funny and relevant people gramps
Anonymous No.214040983 >>214041018
>>214034568 (OP)
He’s great,
Anonymous No.214041018
>>214040983
>t. Balding crusty musty boomer
Anonymous No.214041133
>>214040918
Millennial website
Anonymous No.214041367 >>214041621 >>214041630 >>214043171 >>214050615
>>214040638
The banking industry is run by White guys and always has been. There is no shadowy cabal of Jews who secretly run them. Jews control certain industries like entertainment and media, but banking is not one of them.
Anonymous No.214041618 >>214043104
>>214040918
Younger people are not funny just cringe with silly bullshit
Anonymous No.214041621
>>214041367
Oh ok well if you say so Mr goldstein
Anonymous No.214041630
>>214041367
I do think /poltv/ overstates their influence in banking somewhat, but Goldman-Sachs exists anon, and it is the largest investment bank in the world. What ethnicity do you think Goldman and Sachs were? What about their current President and CEO David Solomon?
Anonymous No.214042720 >>214043244
>Oh Beautiful for smoggy skies, insecticided grain,
>For strip-mined mountain's majesty above the asphalt plain.
>America, America, man sheds his waste on thee,
>And hides the pines with billboard signs, from sea to oily sea.
Anonymous No.214043035 >>214050853
>>214035943
you may disagree with the execution
but philosophically all his policies are sound and the basic fundamentals of a typical society
>crime-free cities
>secure border
>welfare only for people who truly need it and not the able-bodied lazy
>don't let other countries take advantage of our resources
it's really hard to disagree with any of it without sounding crazy
Anonymous No.214043101
I still like his bits on the banality of human interaction. The whole softening of vocabulary to lessen their impact was good. God a little too tips fedora at the end, but he was just trying to stay relevant.
Anonymous No.214043104 >>214053690
>>214041618
>Fuck piss shit cock ass shit! Religion is dumb!
Fuckin hilarious bro
Anonymous No.214043171
>>214041367
>The banking industry is run by White guys
Sure, who are the last five chairs of the federal reserve again?
Anonymous No.214043244
>>214038686
>>214042720
That attitude is perpetuated entirely by city-dwellers. The majority of the planet is as beautiful and green as it ever was, but these fucking urbanites refuse to leave their concrete jungles.
Anonymous No.214043251
>>214035533
It's this. Hope he's enjoying hell.
Anonymous No.214043288
I wish I could rape George Carlin. I feel like it would be a very esoteric bit.
Anonymous No.214043305 >>214044988
>>214034568 (OP)
We have a lot of really dumb conservative types who don't like being reminded that souls aren't real and when they die they won't go to heaven.
Anonymous No.214043441
>>214034568 (OP)
This nigga cracks me up!
Anonymous No.214043555 >>214050214
>"Its a big club and you ain't in it."
Lived in a $2 million mansion in Beverly Hills
>"You and I are not in 'the big club'."

Carlin was disingenuous.
Anonymous No.214043607
I remember that video that people always used to link to show that he questioned the validity of 9/11 but he was really just trying to be nice to a schizo weird.
Anonymous No.214043719
>>214034568 (OP)
Ah yes, the multi-millionaire "man of the people"... quit falling for old Boomer bullshit, OP.
Anonymous No.214044105
>>214034568 (OP)
Nu-4chan are incels and racists. They're also brown.
Anonymous No.214044176
>>214034568 (OP)
No I didn't.
Anonymous No.214044988 >>214045137
>>214043305
And you say this on the basis of?
Anonymous No.214045137 >>214046780
>>214044988
evangelicalism being the primary conservative voting block with the largest conservative political lobbyist organizations
Anonymous No.214046647
>>214035211
kek
Anonymous No.214046780 >>214046863
>>214045137
No, my question is where do you base the idea that there are no souls or afterlife as fact?
Such things are ultimately unknowable.
Anonymous No.214046863 >>214047462 >>214047700 >>214048532 >>214049025
>>214046780
What is your evidence that magical demons are real and the king demon planted an invisible eternal demon inside your body before you were born? Why would you believe something that you can't possibly know for sure?
Anonymous No.214047370
>>214034568 (OP)
I've never watched him, but the post-2014 world woke a lot of people up to how stupid most Boomer ideals are and how vapid and pretentious most celebrities are.

I used to like John Stewart, for example, but now I recognize him as the origin of the smug leftoid who's convinced himself that he's a genius for fighting an evil 10 IQ strawman and parroting left wing lies and sophistry.
Anonymous No.214047447
>>214034568 (OP)
I like him still. His HBO specials are still kino. In retrospect he's got some liberal douche flaws in his work but much of it is hysterical and spot on. If he was alive today I think he would be nuRight like Jimmy Dore
Anonymous No.214047462 >>214048532
>>214046863
because he's a scared animal
>b-but what if?!?!!?
Anonymous No.214047569 >>214050207
>FUCKING KILL ANTI SEMITES!
>KILL RACISTS!
>SOME DUMB HICK SAYS JEWS CONTROL THE MEDIA? WHITE CHRISTIAN BANKERS CONTROL THE MEDIA
>REPEAT AFTER ME: KILL ALL WHITES! KILL ALL WHITES!
Anonymous No.214047590
>>214035211
>Proto-Reddit.
You should have ended your post right there
Anonymous No.214047644
>>214034568 (OP)
Adolescence is thinking that Carlin was some witty edgelord. Adulthood is realizing he's nothing more than the 'old man yells at cloud meme', with nothing more than 'White people bad' material.
Anonymous No.214047700 >>214047736
>>214046863
Not that anon, but the scientific research of Dr Ian Stevenson is pretty compelling.
Anonymous No.214047736
>>214047700
Sure, just not compelling enough to remember anything about it that you can explain in detail.
Without even looking I am guessing you are just conflating a few examples of lucid dreaming/OOBEs with magical omnipotent demons.
Anonymous No.214048282
>>214038502
Nigga he didn't choose how to feed himself as a child
sage No.214048532
>>214046863
>>214047462
>no arguments
>double whataboutism
I accept your concession, samefagging retard
Anonymous No.214048626
Because unintelligent people are still intelligent enough to realize God isn't real, but not intelligent enough to not get massively ass-blasted when you say it out loud.
Anonymous No.214048649
>>214034568 (OP)
I like him
Anonymous No.214048699 >>214048790 >>214048850 >>214049948
>>214034568 (OP)
he's just ranting, literally said nothing funny in entire career as a comedian
Anonymous No.214048790
>>214048699
daaaad, im home
"like I give a damn"

made me laugh
Anonymous No.214048850 >>214048968
>>214048699
Angry rants are hilarious, tf you talking about
Anonymous No.214048963
>>214035943
Trumps policies hilariously enough largely follow the same as a 90's democrat, yet the democrat party of these last 2 decades have changed to identity politics as their base and eroded everything they had going for them from the 50s and onward
Anonymous No.214048968 >>214049019 >>214049942
>>214048850
literally the most serious alex jones rant is infinitely funnier that anything carlin ever said
Anonymous No.214049019
>>214048968
he sets a really high bar though
https://youtu.be/FvJEOxWpTfw
Anonymous No.214049025
>>214046863
Why don’t you ask the elites of the world? They’re the ones that worship them
Anonymous No.214049907
>>214034568 (OP)
WHITES??? not good
BLACKS????? very cool, good actually, build a statue of me black people
MEN???????? bad
WOMEN??? also bad but I don't really mean it this time have sex with me
Anonymous No.214049942
>>214048968
Both are funny. Anger is funny. It's why I come here.
Anonymous No.214049948
>>214048699
ranting can be funny, he is just a failed philosopher who doesn't have the punchlines of Bill Hicks, so every joke is just set-up THIS IS BAD repeat.
Anonymous No.214050207
>>214035235
>>214040638
>>214047569

Such a weird thing to freak out about given he not only never said this, but also bitches and cried about Israel being mean to the poor wittle Arabs
Anonymous No.214050214
>>214043555
lol
checked
Anonymous No.214050231
The people who don't like Carlin are the same people asshurt over the recent South Park episodes
Anonymous No.214050272 >>214050363
Why does /tv/ hate this man now? Pre-hyde you all loved him. Honestly I don't agree with him on everything, but I think he's pretty spot on with what he talks about
Anonymous No.214050289
>>214034568 (OP)
>Why does /tv/ hate this man now
Why do you think you can change perceptions with baseless assertions? Are you 4 years old?
Breaking fucking news, dipshit, that didn't work with your parents either, they just played along to get you to shut the fuck up.
Anonymous No.214050363
>>214050272
someone wrote an anti-carlin bot for shits and gigs
Anonymous No.214050426
Because /pol/cels have invaded the collective psyche of 4channel users. Carlin is both hilarious and correct about his assessment of the American soul, and that upsets the polcels
Anonymous No.214050468 >>214050663
>>214034568 (OP)
Carlin opposed fascists. /tv/ is full of fascists. Simple as.
Anonymous No.214050615
>>214041367
and yet burning America flag is fine, burning the israeli flag will get you a visit from the fbi, kicked out of your university

You can scream conspiracy theory all you want but the brazen double standards around us reveal exactly who has the money power.
Anonymous No.214050663
>>214050468
I honestly don't think Carlin was mature or intelligent enough to form a coherent political opinion
Anonymous No.214050726 >>214051051
>>214035211
>And, stepping back, the entire anti-religion, anti-conservative, etc position is very historically contingent and makes little sense outside of a backlash to dieas of the era.
Being anti-religion and anti-conservative is a direct response to the faggotry they have pulled for decades you underaged retard. Just look at how much of your tax money is spent on Israel because of the delusions of Christfags, just look at how much of Americans' tax money was spent on Afghanistan and Iraq thanks to conservatives. Being pro-conservative and pro-religion is a sign of severe mental retardation and a complete lack of knowledge of why everything is so fucking shit. Kill yourself, you fucking mongoloid
Anonymous No.214050781
>>214034568 (OP)
>FUCKING RICH COCKSUCKERS, MAN!
-a rich cocksucker

Virtue-signalling is bad, but nothing's worst than rich people "trying to relate" by trashing other rich people.
Anonymous No.214050853
>>214043035
>you may disagree with the execution
>but philosophically all his policies are sound
What the fuck does that even mean? "Oh there should be more jobs and less inflation, but I'm gonna do retarded shit that causes fewer jobs and more inflation" is fucking retarded from beginning to end and you dumb faggot niggers are still refusing to acknowledge that he's fucking retarded.
Anonymous No.214050969
>>214040535
>not only did he marry a jew, he was married by a rabbi
lol you couldn't pick a worst example, the guy even looks jewish
Anonymous No.214051051
>>214050726
>Just look at how much of your tax money is spent on Israel because of the delusions of Christfags,
says delusional thing while calling others delusional

pissrael had no probs getting its weaponry when Biden was president. If we're discussing reality and not some libtard cope, pissrael's support is unanimous across the political elite. Is AOC considered a conservative? Because she voted for them to get more weapons.

blaming zionism on Christians is another mega-libtard cope. Likely because they're too cowardly and blinded by shit ideological beliefs to articulate exactly who is committing the chaos and carnage - j*ws. And it's the purest expression of their j*wish ethno-religious identity.

Funny, Christians can trash America's diplomatic rep, send billions and billions of dollars overseas, command foreign policy, but they can't keep a Nativity scene on public land during Christmas without getting sued. They can't keep crucifixes in public schools. Hey, take a shit on a crucifix, we'll call it art and put in the museum, Christians will be utterly powerless to stop you, the media will write a glowing review. They get everything when it comes to pissrael but they are totally incapable of moving the needle in every other regard - strange, isn't it?! Is that how real power works in libtard lollipopland?
Anonymous No.214051087 >>214053960
>>214034568 (OP)
He wouldn't shut up about not washing his hands after pissing a d shitting like it's a proud thing to do, like he really insisted on telling everyone he doesn't bother to do it unless he literally shits in them which is also a weird thing to say implying it happened at least once. Really off putting for me, also way to many specials with to little original content. He's still alright though probably better then most modern ones but doesn't come close to Hicks, Norm and Hedberg
Anonymous No.214051102
>>214040311
It’s funny to think that despite all the money he made, that his blood line ends with his daughter
Anonymous No.214051394
If Carlin was alive he’d be supporting Israel because he’s a crypto kike shabos goy
Anonymous No.214051452
He's a clapping comedian. Any comedian where the audience claps instead of laughs is a fucking hack. Simple as.
Anonymous No.214051548
>>214034568 (OP)
I don't hate him. His old stand up is still entertaining. I just know that if he were alive today, despite all his past free speech activism, he'd be staunchly on the side of giving the government the power to censor people's free speech. He'd also be calling other people nazis for disagreeing with him.
Anonymous No.214052860
>>214034568 (OP)
>Why does /tv/ hate this man now? Pre-2012 you all loved him
>WHY DID YOU CHANGE YOUR OPINION WHEN YOU GOT OLDER AND WISER AND REALIZED THINGS YOU DIDN'T AS A CHILD??????????????????????????? THIS IS INCONCEIVABLE

finger, trigger, pin, cap, bullet, brain
Anonymous No.214052985 >>214053377
I still luke him.
/tv/ isn't one person.
Welcome to 4chan.
Anonymous No.214053377
>>214052985
You are me.
Anonymous No.214053690
>>214043104
Younger people are even worse "trump nazis! Youre a chud!".. how is that any better
Anonymous No.214053960
>>214051087
He just liked to say things to piss off dumb fuck proto-sjws and Karen's and delusional religious people. Hes based for that stuff and funny. Hes not someone to take political and intellectual opinions off of. Thats dumb and people are retarded to expect that from a comedian