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Anonymous No.214035642 >>214035755 >>214036325 >>214036585 >>214036678 >>214036934 >>214037434 >>214037457 >>214037515 >>214038473 >>214038635 >>214038855 >>214038856 >>214039016 >>214039741 >>214042499 >>214042778 >>214043266 >>214043813 >>214044221 >>214044616 >>214047725 >>214048085 >>214049908 >>214050806 >>214053185 >>214054720
Jay is the luckiest husband in sitcom history
Anonymous No.214035755 >>214047725
>>214035642 (OP)
Sofia is one of if not my most coomed to celeb
Anonymous No.214035774 >>214037259 >>214047725
It's his reward in the afterlife for his time suffering on Earth as Al Bundy.
Anonymous No.214035892 >>214035918 >>214036240 >>214036711 >>214047725
I still remember the meantweet where someone said "It sounds like she speaks with a dick in her mouth" and she responds "So what's wrong with having a dick in my mouth?" Mommy Sofia
Anonymous No.214035918 >>214036242 >>214047725
>>214035892
God I wish I was her son who needed a guiding mother.
Anonymous No.214036240
>>214035892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5gvtg5Kxqo

Yep..gonna need a few minutes alone boys
Anonymous No.214036242 >>214037525
>>214035918
why? She would just constantly try to spy on you and catch you masturbating and tease you
Anonymous No.214036325 >>214036760
>>214035642 (OP)
>what are you doing anon? Mom needs some more lotion
Anonymous No.214036585 >>214036741 >>214036785
>>214035642 (OP)
If your wife is dressing like that then she thinks you're a cuck and fucks other dudes.
Anonymous No.214036678 >>214036781 >>214037539
>>214035642 (OP)
>never-nude
Yawn
Anonymous No.214036711
>>214035892
I always thought that was really hot too
Anonymous No.214036741
>>214036585
it was a comedy
Anonymous No.214036760
>>214036325
Mommy I Want To Sniff You AssCrack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.214036781 >>214043595
>>214036678
>He hasn't seen her Glorias areolas
Anonymous No.214036785 >>214042962 >>214047693
>>214036585
My ex had a hot Colombian mom that would dress like that too. Colombians like to show off the goods
Anonymous No.214036934 >>214037168 >>214046494 >>214047709
>>214035642 (OP)
very possible
Anonymous No.214037168
>>214036934
Even Phil couldn't resist Gloria.
Anonymous No.214037259 >>214037371 >>214045345
>>214035774
peg was a semen demon in her own right too

ed o'neill is based
Anonymous No.214037260 >>214044221
Anonymous No.214037304 >>214055296 >>214055789
Spanish dirty talk is the most erotic
Anonymous No.214037371 >>214047320
>>214037259
>peg was a semen demon in her own right too
katey segal's voice is like nails on a chalkboard to me, I'd have to gag her with something
Anonymous No.214037434 >>214038464
>>214035642 (OP)
Not really. Imagine listening to that voice every day
Anonymous No.214037457
>>214035642 (OP)
Imagine sucking and squeezing on those things
Anonymous No.214037491
Gloria is kind of a retard though
Anonymous No.214037492 >>214037540 >>214044221 >>214052054
What is the phenomenon when a woman looks fucking atrocious in still frame, but 11/10 in motion, regardless of the motion? I.E. not necessarily (intentionally) enticing, sexual movements, etc...
Anonymous No.214037515
>>214035642 (OP)
>tfw no bombshell Latina wife with a thick accent
life truly isn’t fair
Anonymous No.214037525
>>214036242
Ahh noo not that
Anonymous No.214037539
>>214036678
Clothed > nude
Anonymous No.214037540 >>214037807
>>214037492
It's surprisingly hard to get a good photo of a person because light and angles can make it look weird.
Anonymous No.214037807
>>214037540
i know my mom tells me i'm the handsomest 19-year-old she's ever seen but i look like some sort of goblin in every photo taken of me
Anonymous No.214038464
>>214037434
>he doesn't find her voice and accent intensely erotic
Anonymous No.214038473
>>214035642 (OP)
Colombian women are like American women in the sense that everything about them is materially transactional, but the difference is that as long as you have money, you trickle it to them, and you never show any social vulnerability that makes them think they can slit your throat, they will be the most passionate, loyal, and caring women on Earth. Unlike American women who are always plotting a path to fuck you over and want you to thank them for their service.
Anonymous No.214038635
>>214035642 (OP)
I would not stop nutting in her.
Anonymous No.214038780 >>214039697 >>214043146 >>214044221 >>214046068 >>214046494 >>214055835 >>214056425
>titcow and assqueen
What a woman
Anonymous No.214038855 >>214038923 >>214043038
>>214035642 (OP)
this little mexican was also the luckiest son
Anonymous No.214038856
>>214035642 (OP)
doesnt she wear the pants in the relationship? a fate worse than death to be emasculated like that as a man
Anonymous No.214038923 >>214049697
>>214038855
>pretend sofia is your mother for 10 of your most developing years
What does this do to a man?
Anonymous No.214038974
google bring up ava addams pov housewife videos
we goon
Anonymous No.214038978 >>214039007
>flash Thompson divorced her because he wants kids
Shame.
Anonymous No.214039007 >>214041728
>>214038978
what a homosexual gay retard
Anonymous No.214039016 >>214039035 >>214039047 >>214039770 >>214040987 >>214053480
>>214035642 (OP)
Do you think she likes to titty fuck or is she one of those annoying bitches just gives you a bored look as you fuck their tits
Anonymous No.214039035
>>214039016
Don't worry about it you will never experience it anon, focus on real life bro
Anonymous No.214039047
>>214039016
She seems like the type that would be into anything, especially blueballing
Anonymous No.214039537 >>214039804 >>214040147
what does chocolate milk taste like
Anonymous No.214039697
>>214038780
>You just gonna post that and not mention those beautiful toes?

K
Anonymous No.214039741
>>214035642 (OP)
her brother was kidnapped in Venezuela when she was young, read it on her bio
Anonymous No.214039770
>>214039016
She's got a huge mouth. She probably needs a 20 cm dick to match her huge pussy. Sure she looks attractive, but I wouldn't go near.
Anonymous No.214039804
>>214039537
poopy asshole
Anonymous No.214040147
>>214039537
Obligatory post.
Anonymous No.214040987
>>214039016
Nah, she loves having hard dick between her tits
Anonymous No.214041135 >>214043098 >>214047415 >>214053156
can you imagine
Anonymous No.214041386 >>214041856 >>214042908 >>214044221 >>214046494 >>214047512
She's not even a good actress
Anonymous No.214041632 >>214043687 >>214044638
iirc she has a son who is now in her 40s that mofo is older than us
Anonymous No.214041728 >>214047578 >>214047815 >>214055533
>>214039007
Downgrade?
Anonymous No.214041856 >>214042736
>>214041386
Anonymous No.214042381
loved the few scenes where she forgets to do the accent and you hear her real voice
Anonymous No.214042499 >>214042704
>>214035642 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oXiBu6r13M
>i turned my back i'm so sorry
Anonymous No.214042613 >>214042692 >>214049556
Modern Family is still without a single doubt the most Jewish show I’ve ever seen. Genuinely no idea how even normies can’t see it when they’re laying it on that thick. And I’m not even one of those morons who actually believes all jews are somehow in cahoots on some unspoken plot for world domination. It’s really that gross of a show that it makes me racist because I don’t know any other way to accurately describe what it clearly is.
Anonymous No.214042692 >>214042775
>>214042613
have you ever touched another person?
physically?
Anonymous No.214042704 >>214042783
>>214042499
hot
Anonymous No.214042736 >>214042843
>>214041856
Being hot doesnt make you a good actress
Anonymous No.214042775 >>214042813
>>214042692
Besides your mother? No. I’m a family man though.
Anonymous No.214042778 >>214044936 >>214048109
>>214035642 (OP)
She seemed hot until she revealed she's one of those women who refuses to date anyone unless they make more money than her. Like, who would that even be? And of that 0.0001%, who would you even want to fuck? And of that 0.00000001%, which one of them wants to fuck you back and not the 20-year-old waitress?
Anonymous No.214042783
>>214042704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqK38Ja9QCQ
<3
Anonymous No.214042797 >>214042843
Weirdly I was more into Claire
Anonymous No.214042809
Would rape to death but for some reason I get the feeling she smells bad, and not in a good way
Anonymous No.214042813
>>214042775
>Besides your mother?
christ
Type the CAPTCHA here
?
Anonymous No.214042829
Would you even wife her with that mongrel of a kid? Also irl shes been run through
Anonymous No.214042843
>>214042736
I'd still take a hot actress who can't act well rather than the uggos who cannot act we got today.
>>214042797
Claire was pure MILF material, but once I saw that beach pic of her roid gut I never could fap to her again
Anonymous No.214042908
>>214041386
Acting?
Anonymous No.214042962 >>214055402
>>214036785
To what end? Just narcissism?
Anonymous No.214043038 >>214043108
>>214038855
He had her huge tetas pressed on him and his face in her culo
Anonymous No.214043098
>>214041135
>Mr Tucci demanded up to 14 takes
Anonymous No.214043108 >>214043141
>>214043038
do you think he inhaled
Anonymous No.214043141
>>214043108
Ay papi you have something in your pocket
No wait don't press ughghghghhhhhhhhhhhgghghhhhgghahhhhh
Anonymous No.214043146 >>214043228
>>214038780
>somehow avoids the wall
Anonymous No.214043228 >>214044705
>>214043146
Not going full retard with plastic surgery helps
Anonymous No.214043266
>>214035642 (OP)
She’d cuck that old geezer with some hot blooded latino guy(s) while spending all his $$$ and laugh in his face in the process
Anonymous No.214043595 >>214043775
>>214036781
You're right, I haven't. Neither have you.
Anonymous No.214043687
>>214041632
>she has a son
>in her 40s
>her
anon, don't tell me...
Anonymous No.214043775 >>214043849 >>214044323
>>214043595
Wait till you learn about this thing called google. Here, I'll help you with your first search. Sofia Vergara GQ Mexico. Take your time old man. I know you're retarded and probably shit yourself again.
Anonymous No.214043813
>>214035642 (OP)
>My wife's son: The show
Anonymous No.214043849
>>214043775
>falling for b8
>spoon feeding the troll
baka you damn broccoli heads
Anonymous No.214044100 >>214047356 >>214047618 >>214049548
>Chef
>written, directed and acted by Favreau
>his character is fucking this milf and prime scarlett and Johannesen at the same time period

Lol favreau. Who you kidding
Anonymous No.214044221 >>214045109
>>214035642 (OP)
>>214037260
>>214038780
>>214041386
God, she makes me instsntly erect and i wanna cum inside her and breed children so bad. She is just pure sex.
>>214037492
Anyone got a source for red tanktop?
Anonymous No.214044323
>>214043775
>faggot falls for my bait and shits hisself
Anonymous No.214044616 >>214044652
>>214035642 (OP)
Sofia looked incredibly sexy in the later seasons, but I also liked how cute and beautiful she was early on.
Anonymous No.214044638
>>214041632
No she doesn't.
Anonymous No.214044652
>>214044616
would make a good Morticia,
Anonymous No.214044705
>>214043228
She's had quite a lot though
Anonymous No.214044936 >>214048232
>>214042778
almost all women are like this
Anonymous No.214045109
>>214044221
Same. I wanna pound her butthole so hard and fast and watch her body tremble when I make her climax again and again with no rest
Anonymous No.214045323 >>214045371
Enjoy
Anonymous No.214045343 >>214045371
Anonymous No.214045345
>>214037259
Peg was super hot, but in Al's eyes she was horribly ugly.
Anonymous No.214045366
Anonymous No.214045371
>>214045343
>>214045323
BUMMMMMMMM!!!!
Anonymous No.214046068 >>214054628
>>214038780
Is there a point to working out and being in shape like this as you age if youre a genuinely socially inept?
Anonymous No.214046494
>>214036934
>>214038780
>>214041386
imagine being a horny teenager and this is your mom lol not that I would imagine such a scenario for myself haha
Anonymous No.214047320 >>214054380
>>214037371
>something
Anonymous No.214047356
>>214044100
like you wouldn't have done the same
Anonymous No.214047415
>>214041135
Her facial expressions are kino even though I don’t think she’s a great actress
Anonymous No.214047473 >>214055943
she has to work so godamn hard to not be old and busted and rickety
Anonymous No.214047512 >>214048035
>>214041386
she looks kinda neanderthalic here.. bushy eyebrowns, thick nose, fat lips, hairy skull, muscular arms
Anonymous No.214047578
>>214041728
Yes.
Anonymous No.214047618
>>214044100
You are now aware that 80% of Hollywood movies are Jewish revenge fantasies, mostly about getting revenge on those chads and stacies that ignored or bullied them in high school.
Anonymous No.214047693
>>214036785
did you fuck the mom?
Anonymous No.214047709
>>214036934
Snnniiiiiffffffff
Anonymous No.214047725 >>214047852 >>214053054 >>214055382
>>214035642 (OP)
>>214035755
>>214035774
>>214035892
>>214035918

Unpopular opinion: I never found her attractive

She is old and fat and her voice is so fucking annoying i would lose my boner in an instant
Anonymous No.214047815
>>214041728
she's cute
Anonymous No.214047852 >>214047952 >>214048215 >>214053054 >>214055382
>>214047725
Sort of agree. Her voice is extremely grating, and as an expert in females, I have a strong feeling that her vagΓ©ne is unusually big, naturally thick-hairy, and very very stinky.
Anonymous No.214047868 >>214047956 >>214048158 >>214048311 >>214054310
>even her son is chad
Anonymous No.214047952 >>214048215
>>214047852
>her vagΓ©ne is unusually big, naturally thick-hairy, and very very stinky.

sounds perfect desu
Anonymous No.214047956
>>214047868
you just know
Anonymous No.214048035
>>214047512
>implying those are bad things
Anonymous No.214048085
>>214035642 (OP)
She never got her tits out?
Anonymous No.214048109
>>214042778
She dated Lewis Hamilton
Anonymous No.214048158 >>214048194
>>214047868
You think her son takes naked photos of her like Elizabeth Hurley's son?
Anonymous No.214048194
>>214048158
he has a healthy relationship with his mother. He's not a degenerate midwit like hurley's son
Anonymous No.214048215
>>214047852
same for me, im actually a chad and fuck teenagers which I prefer over some 60 year old fat roastie

sure her tits and ass look good when she is wearing tight clothing and doing her best to look good for a picture, but i think the real deal would be massively disappointing

>>214047952
its not, chicks with big vaginas suck
Anonymous No.214048232 >>214048255
>>214044936
Yeah but my point that she is so high up on the income bracket that the only people that meet that criteria are old rich fucks or ugly rich fucks.
Anonymous No.214048255 >>214048308
>>214048232
That's probably where she needs to be shopping now.
Anonymous No.214048308 >>214048617
>>214048255
Yeah, that's what Salma Hayek did when she started to get a bit moldy and stale and stinky. Married some ugly old billionaire when she was 43. Because at the end of the day, women are whores to the highest bidder.
Anonymous No.214048311 >>214049329 >>214049476
>>214047868
I wonder what it's like to have a mom that is one of the sexiest women out there. Do you not feel even a little attraction, especially when she's dressed like that?
Anonymous No.214048617
>>214048308
>that's what Salma Hayek did when she started to get a bit moldy and stale and stinky. Married some ugly old billionaire when she was 43
Don't they have kid together?
Anonymous No.214049329
>>214048311
would be gay not to
Anonymous No.214049476
>>214048311
It probably takes a while to come to terms with it
Anonymous No.214049548 >>214051013
>>214044100
> he doesn't know how much pussy chefs and even just scrub line cooks can pull
NGMI
Anonymous No.214049556 >>214049676
>>214042613
Trying to not stare at the 13 year olds huge tits made me uncomfortable
Anonymous No.214049676
>>214049556
Anonymous No.214049697
>>214038923
Learn puberty very quickly lol, tfw it should have been me.
Anonymous No.214049885
Anyone could do it with Gloria
Anonymous No.214049908
>>214035642 (OP)
>Of course I won! Imagine this when I was thirteen!
What did she mean by that?
Anonymous No.214050806
>>214035642 (OP)
>ariel you need to cut your tits off NOW
Anonymous No.214051013
>>214049548
>t. watched the bear once
Anonymous No.214052054
>>214037492
Perfect curves
Perfect calf to thigh ratio
Perfect heels
Perfect toes
Perfect colour
Perfect movement

How the fuck do you get a woman like this and if it’s money how the fuck can I get a lot of money quickly I just want to fuck
Anonymous No.214053054
>>214047725
you could try to have sex with men, because you are a fucking faggot
>>214047852
here, you can fuck with this faggot
Anonymous No.214053156
>>214041135
>Voted for Pat Buchanan in '00.
Anonymous No.214053185
>>214035642 (OP)
A body that hot is still no where near enough to put up with that voice.
You have to be a virgin to disagree
Anonymous No.214053480
>>214039016
>just gives you a bored look as you fuck their tits
Not chance. She's 100% the type to pull your dick out of her puss and shove it in her ass completely unprompted
Anonymous No.214054310 >>214054325
>>214047868
Do you think they...you know
Anonymous No.214054325
>>214054310
Voted democrat?
Anonymous No.214054380
>>214047320
>IT'S LIKE SOMEONE WITH A FEVER IS YELLING INTO MY PANTS
Anonymous No.214054397 >>214054735 >>214054819
daily reminder she convinced Ariel Winter to get a tit size reduction LOL and she did it the absolute madwoman. This resulted in Vera being the biggest titcow on their show and Ariel fading into irrelevance
Anonymous No.214054628
>>214046068
Well it helps you not feel like shit physically and mentally.
Anonymous No.214054720 >>214055018
>>214035642 (OP)
If you wouldn’t let her brap down your throat you are GAY.
Anonymous No.214054735 >>214054978
>>214054397
She was never going to amount to anything desu
Anonymous No.214054819 >>214054978
>>214054397
This is typical woman behavior, sabotage their rivals so they can stay on top.
Anonymous No.214054978 >>214055233
>>214054735
Banking on her massive milkers to build up a good IG influencer career would have been better than fading into obscurity.
The truth is what this guy says >>214054819
Sofia knew Modern Family was her chance to make it as big as possible by using her sex appeal, and her only competition was the other titcow in the show. So she manipulated Ariel into chopping off her talents.
Now Sofia is infinitely more famous than Ariel is. Why? Because she knows how to play to her strengths, not because on her talents as a thespian.
Anonymous No.214055018 >>214055244
>>214054720
I would rim her asshole and eat her shit and pee and you're a fucking faggot if you find that disgusting.
Anonymous No.214055233
>>214054978
sofia was the highest paid actress well before any of that, she was never going to hurt her potential. She probably just wanted to maniacally dab on the dumb titpig
Anonymous No.214055244
>>214055018
I kneel.
Anonymous No.214055296 >>214055356
>>214037304
why are Spanish women so horny
Anonymous No.214055351
Anyone have a copy of the fanfic the guy would post here all the time?
Was like american psycho and had alex eat her own parents.
Had a chapter from 30 rock also that is like nuked from everything.
Anonymous No.214055356
>>214055296
The spanish language is very sexual and sensual.
Just like how french is romantic and german is autistic.
Anonymous No.214055382
>>214047725
>>214047852
You both are gay. Maybe go make out or something.
Anonymous No.214055402
>>214042962
To please their man, a foreign concept to Americans I know.
Anonymous No.214055533
>>214041728
If he's putting babies in here, upgrade.
Anonymous No.214055789
>>214037304
SI.
Anonymous No.214055835
>>214038780
Comic book 'fans' say this pose is anatomically impossible.
Anonymous No.214055943
>>214047473
I appreciate the effort.
Anonymous No.214056425
>>214038780
For me its the hips that elevate everything else to near perfection