Thread 214035642

Jay is the luckiest husband in sitcom history

>>214035642 (OP)
Sofia is one of if not my most coomed to celeb

It's his reward in the afterlife for his time suffering on Earth as Al Bundy.

I still remember the meantweet where someone said "It sounds like she speaks with a dick in her mouth" and she responds "So what's wrong with having a dick in my mouth?" Mommy Sofia

>>214035892
God I wish I was her son who needed a guiding mother.

>>214035892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5gvtg5Kxqo

Yep..gonna need a few minutes alone boys

>>214035918
why? She would just constantly try to spy on you and catch you masturbating and tease you

>>214035642 (OP)
>what are you doing anon? Mom needs some more lotion

>>214035642 (OP)
If your wife is dressing like that then she thinks you're a cuck and fucks other dudes.

>>214035642 (OP)
>never-nude
Yawn

>>214035892
I always thought that was really hot too

>>214036585
it was a comedy

>>214036325
Mommy I Want To Sniff You AssCrack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>214036678
>He hasn't seen her Glorias areolas

>>214036585
My ex had a hot Colombian mom that would dress like that too. Colombians like to show off the goods

>>214035642 (OP)
very possible

>>214036934
Even Phil couldn't resist Gloria.

>>214035774
peg was a semen demon in her own right too

ed o'neill is based

Spanish dirty talk is the most erotic

>>214037259
>peg was a semen demon in her own right too
katey segal's voice is like nails on a chalkboard to me, I'd have to gag her with something

>>214035642 (OP)
Not really. Imagine listening to that voice every day

>>214035642 (OP)
Imagine sucking and squeezing on those things

Gloria is kind of a retard though

What is the phenomenon when a woman looks fucking atrocious in still frame, but 11/10 in motion, regardless of the motion? I.E. not necessarily (intentionally) enticing, sexual movements, etc...

>>214035642 (OP)
>tfw no bombshell Latina wife with a thick accent
life truly isn’t fair

>>214036242
Ahh noo not that

>>214036678
Clothed > nude

>>214037492
It's surprisingly hard to get a good photo of a person because light and angles can make it look weird.

>>214037540
i know my mom tells me i'm the handsomest 19-year-old she's ever seen but i look like some sort of goblin in every photo taken of me

>>214037434
>he doesn't find her voice and accent intensely erotic

>>214035642 (OP)
Colombian women are like American women in the sense that everything about them is materially transactional, but the difference is that as long as you have money, you trickle it to them, and you never show any social vulnerability that makes them think they can slit your throat, they will be the most passionate, loyal, and caring women on Earth. Unlike American women who are always plotting a path to fuck you over and want you to thank them for their service.

>>214035642 (OP)
I would not stop nutting in her.

>titcow and assqueen
What a woman

>>214035642 (OP)
this little mexican was also the luckiest son

>>214035642 (OP)
doesnt she wear the pants in the relationship? a fate worse than death to be emasculated like that as a man

>>214038855
>pretend sofia is your mother for 10 of your most developing years
What does this do to a man?

google bring up ava addams pov housewife videos
we goon

>flash Thompson divorced her because he wants kids
Shame.

>>214038978
what a homosexual gay retard

>>214035642 (OP)
Do you think she likes to titty fuck or is she one of those annoying bitches just gives you a bored look as you fuck their tits

>>214039016
Don't worry about it you will never experience it anon, focus on real life bro

>>214039016
She seems like the type that would be into anything, especially blueballing

what does chocolate milk taste like

>>214038780
>You just gonna post that and not mention those beautiful toes?

K

>>214035642 (OP)
her brother was kidnapped in Venezuela when she was young, read it on her bio

>>214039016
She's got a huge mouth. She probably needs a 20 cm dick to match her huge pussy. Sure she looks attractive, but I wouldn't go near.

>>214039537
poopy asshole

>>214039537
Obligatory post.

>>214039016
Nah, she loves having hard dick between her tits

can you imagine

She's not even a good actress

iirc she has a son who is now in her 40s that mofo is older than us

>>214039007
Downgrade?

loved the few scenes where she forgets to do the accent and you hear her real voice

>>214035642 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oXiBu6r13M
>i turned my back i'm so sorry

Modern Family is still without a single doubt the most Jewish show I’ve ever seen. Genuinely no idea how even normies can’t see it when they’re laying it on that thick. And I’m not even one of those morons who actually believes all jews are somehow in cahoots on some unspoken plot for world domination. It’s really that gross of a show that it makes me racist because I don’t know any other way to accurately describe what it clearly is.

>>214042613
have you ever touched another person?
physically?

>>214042499
hot

>>214041856
Being hot doesnt make you a good actress

>>214042692
Besides your mother? No. I’m a family man though.

>>214035642 (OP)
She seemed hot until she revealed she's one of those women who refuses to date anyone unless they make more money than her. Like, who would that even be? And of that 0.0001%, who would you even want to fuck? And of that 0.00000001%, which one of them wants to fuck you back and not the 20-year-old waitress?

>>214042704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqK38Ja9QCQ
<3

Weirdly I was more into Claire

Would rape to death but for some reason I get the feeling she smells bad, and not in a good way

>>214042775
>Besides your mother?
christ
Type the CAPTCHA here
?

Would you even wife her with that mongrel of a kid? Also irl shes been run through

>>214042736
I'd still take a hot actress who can't act well rather than the uggos who cannot act we got today.
>>214042797
Claire was pure MILF material, but once I saw that beach pic of her roid gut I never could fap to her again

>>214041386
Acting?

>>214036785
To what end? Just narcissism?

>>214038855
He had her huge tetas pressed on him and his face in her culo

>>214041135
>Mr Tucci demanded up to 14 takes

>>214043038
do you think he inhaled

>>214043108
Ay papi you have something in your pocket
No wait don't press ughghghghhhhhhhhhhhgghghhhhgghahhhhh

>>214038780
>somehow avoids the wall

>>214043146
Not going full retard with plastic surgery helps

>>214035642 (OP)
She’d cuck that old geezer with some hot blooded latino guy(s) while spending all his $$$ and laugh in his face in the process

>>214036781
You're right, I haven't. Neither have you.

>>214041632
>she has a son
>in her 40s
>her
anon, don't tell me...

>>214043595
Wait till you learn about this thing called google. Here, I'll help you with your first search. Sofia Vergara GQ Mexico. Take your time old man. I know you're retarded and probably shit yourself again.

>>214035642 (OP)
>My wife's son: The show

>>214043775
>falling for b8
>spoon feeding the troll
baka you damn broccoli heads

>Chef
>written, directed and acted by Favreau
>his character is fucking this milf and prime scarlett and Johannesen at the same time period

Lol favreau. Who you kidding

>>214035642 (OP)
>>214037260
>>214038780
>>214041386
God, she makes me instsntly erect and i wanna cum inside her and breed children so bad. She is just pure sex.
>>214037492
Anyone got a source for red tanktop?

>>214043775
>faggot falls for my bait and shits hisself

>>214035642 (OP)
Sofia looked incredibly sexy in the later seasons, but I also liked how cute and beautiful she was early on.

>>214041632
No she doesn't.

>>214044616
would make a good Morticia,

>>214043228
She's had quite a lot though

>>214042778
almost all women are like this

>>214044221
Same. I wanna pound her butthole so hard and fast and watch her body tremble when I make her climax again and again with no rest

Enjoy

>>214037259
Peg was super hot, but in Al's eyes she was horribly ugly.

>>214045343
>>214045323
BUMMMMMMMM!!!!

>>214038780
Is there a point to working out and being in shape like this as you age if youre a genuinely socially inept?

>>214036934
>>214038780
>>214041386
imagine being a horny teenager and this is your mom lol not that I would imagine such a scenario for myself haha

>>214037371
>something

>>214044100
like you wouldn't have done the same

>>214041135
Her facial expressions are kino even though I don’t think she’s a great actress

she has to work so godamn hard to not be old and busted and rickety

>>214041386
she looks kinda neanderthalic here.. bushy eyebrowns, thick nose, fat lips, hairy skull, muscular arms

>>214041728
Yes.

>>214044100
You are now aware that 80% of Hollywood movies are Jewish revenge fantasies, mostly about getting revenge on those chads and stacies that ignored or bullied them in high school.

>>214036785
did you fuck the mom?

>>214036934
Snnniiiiiffffffff

>>214035642 (OP)
>>214035755
>>214035774
>>214035892
>>214035918

Unpopular opinion: I never found her attractive

She is old and fat and her voice is so fucking annoying i would lose my boner in an instant

>>214041728
she's cute

>>214047725
Sort of agree. Her voice is extremely grating, and as an expert in females, I have a strong feeling that her vagéne is unusually big, naturally thick-hairy, and very very stinky.

>>214047852
>her vagéne is unusually big, naturally thick-hairy, and very very stinky.

sounds perfect desu

>>214047868
you just know

>>214047512
>implying those are bad things

>>214035642 (OP)
She never got her tits out?

>>214042778
She dated Lewis Hamilton

>>214047868
You think her son takes naked photos of her like Elizabeth Hurley's son?

>>214048158
he has a healthy relationship with his mother. He's not a degenerate midwit like hurley's son

>>214047852
same for me, im actually a chad and fuck teenagers which I prefer over some 60 year old fat roastie

sure her tits and ass look good when she is wearing tight clothing and doing her best to look good for a picture, but i think the real deal would be massively disappointing

>>214047952
its not, chicks with big vaginas suck

>>214044936
Yeah but my point that she is so high up on the income bracket that the only people that meet that criteria are old rich fucks or ugly rich fucks.

>>214048232
That's probably where she needs to be shopping now.

>>214048255
Yeah, that's what Salma Hayek did when she started to get a bit moldy and stale and stinky. Married some ugly old billionaire when she was 43. Because at the end of the day, women are whores to the highest bidder.

>>214047868
I wonder what it's like to have a mom that is one of the sexiest women out there. Do you not feel even a little attraction, especially when she's dressed like that?

>>214048308
>that's what Salma Hayek did when she started to get a bit moldy and stale and stinky. Married some ugly old billionaire when she was 43
Don't they have kid together?

>>214048311
would be gay not to

>>214048311
It probably takes a while to come to terms with it

>>214044100
> he doesn't know how much pussy chefs and even just scrub line cooks can pull
NGMI

>>214042613
Trying to not stare at the 13 year olds huge tits made me uncomfortable

>>214038923
Learn puberty very quickly lol, tfw it should have been me.

Anyone could do it with Gloria

>>214035642 (OP)
>Of course I won! Imagine this when I was thirteen!
What did she mean by that?

>>214035642 (OP)
>ariel you need to cut your tits off NOW

>>214049548
>t. watched the bear once

>>214037492
Perfect curves
Perfect calf to thigh ratio
Perfect heels
Perfect toes
Perfect colour
Perfect movement

How the fuck do you get a woman like this and if it’s money how the fuck can I get a lot of money quickly I just want to fuck

>>214047725
you could try to have sex with men, because you are a fucking faggot
>>214047852
here, you can fuck with this faggot

>>214041135
>Voted for Pat Buchanan in '00.

>>214035642 (OP)
A body that hot is still no where near enough to put up with that voice.
You have to be a virgin to disagree

>>214039016
>just gives you a bored look as you fuck their tits
Not chance. She's 100% the type to pull your dick out of her puss and shove it in her ass completely unprompted

>>214047868
Do you think they...you know

>>214054310
Voted democrat?

>>214047320
>IT'S LIKE SOMEONE WITH A FEVER IS YELLING INTO MY PANTS

daily reminder she convinced Ariel Winter to get a tit size reduction LOL and she did it the absolute madwoman. This resulted in Vera being the biggest titcow on their show and Ariel fading into irrelevance

>>214046068
Well it helps you not feel like shit physically and mentally.

>>214035642 (OP)
If you wouldn’t let her brap down your throat you are GAY.

>>214054397
She was never going to amount to anything desu

>>214054397
This is typical woman behavior, sabotage their rivals so they can stay on top.

>>214054735
Banking on her massive milkers to build up a good IG influencer career would have been better than fading into obscurity.
The truth is what this guy says >>214054819
Sofia knew Modern Family was her chance to make it as big as possible by using her sex appeal, and her only competition was the other titcow in the show. So she manipulated Ariel into chopping off her talents.
Now Sofia is infinitely more famous than Ariel is. Why? Because she knows how to play to her strengths, not because on her talents as a thespian.

>>214054720
I would rim her asshole and eat her shit and pee and you're a fucking faggot if you find that disgusting.

>>214054978
sofia was the highest paid actress well before any of that, she was never going to hurt her potential. She probably just wanted to maniacally dab on the dumb titpig

>>214055018
I kneel.

>>214037304
why are Spanish women so horny

Anyone have a copy of the fanfic the guy would post here all the time?
Was like american psycho and had alex eat her own parents.
Had a chapter from 30 rock also that is like nuked from everything.

>>214055296
The spanish language is very sexual and sensual.
Just like how french is romantic and german is autistic.

>>214047725
>>214047852
You both are gay. Maybe go make out or something.

>>214042962
To please their man, a foreign concept to Americans I know.

>>214041728
If he's putting babies in here, upgrade.

>>214037304
SI.

>>214038780
Comic book 'fans' say this pose is anatomically impossible.

>>214047473
I appreciate the effort.

>>214038780
For me its the hips that elevate everything else to near perfection