Thread 214036133

>i love the numbers
>i love your product
>but you're ugly, and for that reason I'm out

I'm gonna tell you a story, okay? 4,000 years ago there was a people called the Phoenicians. They found a way to take sea mollusks, crush their shells and make purple dye. Because it was such a rare color, everybody wore purple robes for royalty. These guys would dye the sails of their boats purple and sail into every war zone in the Mediterranean. Nobody touched them. You know why? Everybody wanted the purple robes. Everybody else got killed, but never the Phoenicians. No one else knew how to crush the snails to make the purple dye. My point is this: If you had the purple dye that no one else could make, you could sail off and make millions of dollars, but you don't. Everybody could make a colored spray for a dog. And for that reason, I'm out. You're not a Phoenician. Sorry.

>>214036133 (OP)
I like when he goes
>The big players will SQUASH you like the roach you are. I'm out
or when he offers a ridiculous loan deal

>>214036414
the loan deals are fun because they're more creative and believable than some fat ass NSA payout

the sw0ce technique

>>214036133 (OP)

>first of all, your valuation is outrageous. It’s ridiculous. But I do like this product so, look, I’m not going to give you the 100 thousand for 10 percent but what I will do… is give you 50 thousand for 40 percent and I’m giving this as a loan. In return, I want sixty cents on the dollar for every foreskin cleaner sold then, once the debt is repaid, I want forty cents in perpetuity. I also need you to tell the Canadian Maritime Police you were piloting my boat at a time and place I’ll reveal backstage. Do we have a deal?

>>214036365
Kek at the uneducated female sharks that thought he made the story up

I remember when /tv/ used to have shark tank watch parties, it was so kino

>>214037771
>peasants gather around to watch elites make peasants trot out their trinkets and gizmos to impress their superiors
This is a minstrel show for bougie cunts and low IQ dogs.

I prefer the dragons

>>214038071
You have to watch non-American versions of Shark Tank as satirical comedies, otherwise it's too depressing. There really is no entrepreneurial spirit in other countries.

>>214038897
I like it because it seems so much more grounded. shark tank some tiktok person comes in and wants 5 mil for .0001% and some of the sharks will humor the pitch or even make offers. dragons den, at least the earlier stuff I've watched, people come in asking for 100k for 20% and half the dragons begin having panic attacks immediately. plus I really love how autistic the brits are about people knowing their numbers.

I have never seen that cup of wine product in any store in my life and I am an alcoholic

I fucking love O'Leary posting. I have all the old pastas saved but now I can't find them, shit.

>>214038071
Where's my dragonfu?

>>214039533
the english rose herself

>>214038071
>Posts a shit tier lineup
I'm out

>>214041478
Forgot pic

>>214036133 (OP)
it's not proprytree?
I'm out

>>214038071
i would very much like a disinterested cfnm handjob from those two cougars if you catch my drift

i'm in.
and for that reason, i'm out.

>>214036133 (OP)
wow he's literally me watching any modern movie or TV show

>>214036133 (OP)
A Safdie brother movie about ping pong starring Kevin O'Leary and Tyler the Creator is the last thing I ever expected to exist

>>214038071
Deborah is such a twat on twitter