Thread 214037651

HOH: Vince
Noms: Ava, Kelley, Katherine
Veto: Mickey

previously on /bb/: >>214031143

possibilities of kat pulling mickey and getting the votes to stay against ava?

fuck hags and fuck niggers

need the tight little piece to start eating pussy and sucking cock for votes

Lauren.

>>214037666
against ava would be extremely hard, you'd need ropes and ashley and roping other people in

they think the have nots (ashley specifically) can eat the pickle de gallo cause its "salsa".

cmon

>>214037670
watch the nbombs please

>>214037666
if it somehow got back to mickey that ava is going to target her. then i think there could be a better chance of kat and kelley staying.
if kelley can tell mickey she isnt coming for her if she has her vote. i could see mickey doing some hinky shit

>>214037686
lauren

Ava is a vote for Rachel over Mickey. This could easily flip for real.

>ruins your self inserts game
nothing personal, kid

>>214037758
mickey won't believe a word out of kelley's mouth
mickey hates her more than anyone

Almost a week since last eviction and Simpmode still hasn't done any exit interviews.

>>214037799
vince is going to be fine though

is that an uzo brother in op image

OMG ITS UP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RvHrGUQ90g

>>214037837
they're keeping him for the battleback
Grod won't let go of her showmance

>>214037837
who gives a shit? he's beyond forgotten.

>>214037855
they let non blacks on their channel?

>>214037855
cuckold pod with bad energy

>>214037674
ANALLICE

bullriding battleback

>>214037837
go back to humping bulls and making zero dollars doing it, bitchmode

I'd eat lauren's poo.

>>214037860
>>214037916
Bringing him back to the feeds would make me drop the season but Grod would be based for just blatantly giving the Twitterfags the finger by doing it

>>214037855
sex with america

>>214037950
Would you?

>>214037837
Do you guys think if Kat gets evicted will she get an exit interview or are they going to hide her and tell her she's a victim?

>>214037916
>>214037980
I can just imagine if Rachel was evicted, there was an emergency battle back and Rylie gets the win

if its not a keanu/lauren/kat/kelly hoh next week, the season is over and either morgan, ashley, or will are going to win

>>214038062
They need two HoHs in a row for things to be salvaged

king keanu for hoh

kelly bros....

will saying rachel doesnt use enough seasoning in her food
ashley saying the worst food ever was jimmys pasta
of course the people who dont cook are the biggest critics

>>214038253
jimmy's pasta looked awful to be fair but yeah the rachel critique is dumb as hell

>>214038253
No one went for seconds for jimmy's pasta and people were dumping on salt and pepper. It was made on kelly's birthday so it is possible that c*nt made bad pasta on purpose.

>>214038253
Yeah I guess Jimmy made mushroom pasta with barely any mushrooms in it and was a weird texture. Mickey was being over the top about it though and made a whole meal after just to show Jimmy she didn’t like his pasta

>>214038291
oh wow, i didnt even remember it being on kelleys birthday. thats fucked lol

>I hear Rachel is telling people I'm going to be a bitter juror
>btw I WILL NEVER VOTE FOR RACHEL IN ANY SCENARIO, I DON'T CARE WHO ELSE IS UP THERE

>>214038315
You don't remember kelly's birthday... anon :c

>>214038377
>lauren when you take out your peepee

>>214038390
based

>>214038018
if its chicken nugget rich

>>214038404
oh i remember kelleys birthday, i just dont remember that it was jimmy who cooked the pasta meal for it

lauren asmr joi

>>214038452
That's ok I forgive you

kellheads....are time is up soon...

>>214038291
>>214038308
how do you even make bad pasta
am I making bad pasta?

*slip sound effect*
*honk*

So I'm rewatching the episodes but since hardware acceleration is on caps don't work so sorry team. But caps on feeds do still work this season with hardware acceleration on.

>>214038710
I’m guessing it was a major problem with the sauce

>>214038710
Do you use a barometer?

>>214038722
Thank fucking god

>>214038710
it looked extremely dry from what I remember especially for an alfredo, and it had few mushrooms despite being a "mushroom alfredo"

….

>>214038760
rude

>>214038833
thanks vincenzo

RACHEL IS TEACHING THEM HOW TO PLAY BIG BOOTY

Two more days and our girl is gone if she doesn't win the blockbuster

ITS THE BIG BLUE COUCH

imagine will playing this

BIG BOOTY is back on the feeds for the first time since 2011

is this what brenden is doing in that gif where is is acting really gay and pounding on the table?

>it took until day 50 for this cast to actually have fun playing games
based

post the brendon gif

it’s the 13th anniversary of dan’s funeral

>>214039162
Yes

>>214039208
RIP in peace

>>214039200
it looks like he's saying "Zae soup today!"

kek rachel failed to recruit anyone else

>>214037666
Are any of the three nominees campaigning at all? Do any of them game period?

>>214039255
They're going to get bullied by rachel is they try to campaign

>>214039255
kat campaigned to mickey today and rachel a bit
kelley did a little to ava just 30 minutes ago
ava i dont think has done anything really cause she knows she is safe no matter what

>>214039295
Ava's strategy is to sleep all day and what ever happens happens. She slept in until 2 today.

why is it called big booty?

>>214039296
lewd lauren

keanu trying to flip it to keep kelley over kat if ava happens to win

>>214039405
Lauren’s smile :)

why was Lauren so irrelevant today?

>>214039440
>today

>>214039440
she was the star of the feeds playing chess

>>214039440
cause she isnt hoh or otb and she is keeping kat over kelley or ava so no need to campaign to her

>>214039440
i dont think she was. someone said earlier she had some nuggies. thats pretty cool

the group

wtf was lauren doing with her arm

keanu fucking with lauren while she tries to piss

>>214039547
He had a good point that it was dumb as hell she knocked right after she saw Kat leave

>>214039547
Id fuck lauren while she tries to piss if you know what I mean

kek keanu fucked that up

it’s impossible but ava leaving would be so based

BLOCK PARTY

>>214039646
There is a chance

keanu telling lauren she has to earn her stripes if she wants to be part of the block party

>Kelley wins blockbuster
>Ava gets evicted
>Kat wins HOH

>>214039743
please bb gods

just a reminder, lauren and vince did this

>>214039743
dangerously based

>>214039743
Grodner should want this if she wants split house kino. she can just rig the blockbuster for rachel and send an n-bomb home and then you have split house into jury

>>214039844
Lauren is soaking wet!

laurens naked nude body

>>214039802
if he played a better game and had more than 1 fake alliance maybe some people would have kept him

computer generate nude lauren

vince has eaten a lot of food today

rachel gave the hoodie back to keanu

Keanu got the pink hoodie back! Progress made!

will said he doesnt think about nothin

I just ate a pepper!

pinchy going to worrk

>>214039985
He WONT be thinking

keanu will have his red haired queen

kelly bros, it's on vince yet again if we get the votes

will wont be going upstairs cause that takes too much energy

Kat sitting quietly by herself in the bathroom makes me sentimental for the good old days that were taken from us

>>214040046
>vince the scared yellow-belly doing anything that doesn't benefit the blacks

I now walk like Lauren and pinch my eyebrows like Kat

>>214039912
i didnt realize how tall lauren was until the wall

>>214040066
>>214040092
remember the good times that we had

>>214040129
in the big brother house

>>214040110
She said she's 5'7"

kat doesnt like the monkeys

>>214040099
you got a big clit and a bitchy attitude ?

>>214040046
Vince was already lying to Kelley and Keanu and telling them they have Morgan's vote against Ava. Morgan was only talking in-regards to Kelley/Katerine OTB. I have zero faith in Vince to be pushy & try to mist Morgan to vote Ava out under any scenario

>>214040252
>Morgan if you vote out Ava I will fuck you

Kelley talking about tchotchkies. Keanu says it sounds like how Amy referred to her boobs.

Oopsies Lauren forgot to bring pants with her to change into after showering

kelly is going poop and lauren doesn't have pants

>>214040343
shes got to go pantless

Lauren forgot to bring her clean clothes to the bathroom

wont will got ballistic if morgan votes out ava

Winnie the Pooh don't need pants and neither does Lauren

LETS GO LADIES AVA GOTTA GO

ashley is completely useless. she has protection for one reason. if she looked like kat she would be gone already

>>214040384
What's he gonna do, win slip n slide hoh?

Force Lauren to go pantsless for the rest of the season!

>>214040446
all of america is asking for this

>>214040438
judges will be finito

>Lauren, please take off your pants.
wtf based production

cbs poll

>Which departed houseguest were you saddest to see go?

https://poll.votenow.tv/XZtKfMp

>>214040494
voted Zae

>>214040494
Adrian winning

>>214040438
>what are you going to do? use some of that... Military Training you received!?
>queue laugh track

>>214040514
kek so did i

>>214040514
baesed

a very cute banana mole

>morgan basically on top of vince on the couch
yikes

>>214040494
none of them

i've been watching feeds less and less. i didn't watch any today. not sure if it's just a boring week or i'm depressed in life

>>214040618
it just the week anon. vince really took the piss

>>214040619
>is this lauren? hi, can you please remove your pants?

huh morgan moved one of the decanters and its definitely real liquid in there and not some poly resin

lauren is so cute in that sweater

Mickey is telling Ashley that Vince is way too old to be hanging around Lauren. She also thinks he's lying about being 34 because he said he turned 30 in April of the year Covid started, so he should be 35 now.

Suddenly had the idea that the last Blockbuster could be a triple eviction, both losers gone if they lose it, no vote or something.

>>214040685
what? isnt morgan like 33+?

kek ropes and ashley talking about how vince is secretly 35 not 34 and hes too old to have anything in common with lauren

based ropes calling vince a predator

>>214040685
>>214040704
classic miserable cunts jealous of lauren as usual

>>214040685
>>214040703
oh nm i read morgan for some reason

SHE'S 23 AND YOU'RE SECRETLY 35 YOU SICK FUCK

>>214040697
>the winner of the blockbuster picks a replacement nom
>hgs vote for the 1 out of the three houseguests they want to stay the other two are evicted

>>214040703
And that makes Morgan more "age appropriate" for Vince based on what Mickey was saying.

mickey says she's 35, morgan is in her 30s, not sure what she says

vince isn’t even trying to fuck lauren what are these hags on about

>>214040732
whatever fuck those two beat-ass hags. theres a reason mickey is alone and ashley will be too

>she really likes pizza
>and then she eats the pizza

welcome to papa’s pizzeria

Ashley looked a bit nervous when Mickey started talking about movies with sorority houses and brought up Legally Blonde. She asked Ashley what she knew about the plot and Elle Woods.

Ashley’s laugh drives me nuts, it’s so fake and obnoxious

kek vince is eating again

>>214040494
>>214040514
Samesies

Which HBCU did you go to, /bb/?

excited to see how that veto played out desu

imagine the hate fucking between keanu and rachel

Taran constantly pointing out that Keanu illogically favors the men constantly and might be unintentionally misogynistic

>>214040771
lol lauren

Did Mickey transfer schools? She's saying she went to Dillard, but earlier in the season she mentioned Missouri State.

>>214040798
>checked

>>214040837
Nigga U

YOU GAVE THE SWEATSHIRT TO HIM TO KEEP?

>>214040878
>men
>only vince and wont left
Wut has keanu linked up with wont? Guess they just want him to kiss the ground rachel walks on

>>214040878
>if you aren't subservient to Rachel then you're frickin' problematic, okay??

stfu ashley

>>214040961
so does everyone here for some reason

>>214040619
*breathing heavily on the other end*

mickey is so pathetic

>>214040910
Watch the 70 yard touchdown bombs, no seriously these are cool.

>>214040890
She meant she went to Dillards, its a store.

>>214040951
Effay color on him

going to a baseball game with lauren

>>214041040
>the call that saved /bb/

>>214040494
>simp
>20%
YUCK
I'd sooner the bogged slampig or zaesty over his methed up ass

Mickey doesn't think Kelley would nominate her

>>214041040
hello TLP department

>>214041082
mickey and kelley are two delusional peas in a pod

>already gave him the sweater back
by hook or by crook grod is giving us the vince/rachel/keanu F3

>>214041130
is that supposed to be a good thing? just grodball the whole damn game? how fucking boring.

the hagout

>>214041040
Savannah Banana date with Lauren.

Production must not give a shit about the hags talking game because their mics aren't turned up

kelly sisters....

>>214041189
I notice we've stopped calling her Ropes and this upsets me

>>214041227
she will win blockbuster so she can do something retarded again next week

>>214041235
prefer 'mickler' myself

love an live at the dining table, hate and death in the lounge room

Ashley: "I've never had a vote so far where I've been conflicted."

>>214041296
trvke

>>214041312
liar

kek keanu

>>214041341
>
what'd he do

based keanu rewinding

>>214041356
hes going backwards xD

Keanu doesn't know the Pokemon Ekans

>>214041356
he was talking and walking backwards

morgan is going to push hard for kat going over kelley but I just don't see it happening, the other hags aren't that receptive

Rachel says if you need "Vegas hookups," James Rhine is the guy

keanu's parents were big fans of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

Ashley: "I remember Helen hanging on and everybody thought she would win, they wanted her to win, and she fell."

>>214041459
SHE WAS PUSHED

kitchen crew is based

Keanu thinks he is now the second most famous Keanu in the world

>Kat - My name doesn't return any search results
not anymore :)

kek ashley just told morgan she looks beat up

>>214041505
oh

lauren said her tiktok name but i can't find her profile

>>214040110
shes a big girl

>>214041533
why does nobody want to follow kelley :(

>>214041531
i'll be bummed if kat leaves

>>214041522
nvm i found it :)

>vince katherine and lauren are the targets of the hags
VINCENZO

>>214041587
sex with Lauren and Addison Rae at the same time

>>214041622
stupid fucking weasel

>>214041622
and morgan is ok with this??

total hag death

>>214041672
>we'll have the votes to keep him

>>214041622
Morgan will push back on that once she starts eating real food again and gets another dose of whatever amphetamine-based prescription dug she's likely getting from the DR

>>214041622
vincecucks...

>>214041622
>vince its ok, we have the votes to keep you

ashley doesnt know there was a spiral staircase inside

>>214041746
She downplays what she's seen. I've caught her in a few lies.

Reminder that Vince was set on the Rachel renom until he was called into the DR and coaxed with an edible into doing Kat instead

caleb falling down the spiral staircase

>>214041764
Edible > 750k?

>>214041764
yeah it was just the edible not the intense mindrape that changed his mind

>>214041764
They gave the house in 26 edibles one night if they wanted and they gave tucker edibles at least twice a week.

>>214041794
He only had two 2-3 hour long dr sessions.

Reminder that Vince was set on the Rachel renom until he was called into the DR, strangled to death by Grodner, and an android Vince was put into the game who obeys Grodner's every order

>>214041822
>it was only a three hour long mindrape
ok

I miss jankie so much

all these people are horrifically annoying holy shit

>>214041760
how would that lie benefit anyone. like ok i get it you probably dont want to rattle off who won otev every season but even the most casual of fans would be able to know that one. she isnt as smart as you think she is or pretends to be

>>214041878
stop watching the wine room

ava basically making morgans point about katherine
>i could see going forward working with her
>she has a good head on her shoulders

>>214041900
i was watching the quad cam actually

>>214041905
h-hi

>>214041679
^__^
KEANU 4 HOH

the hobbit sleeps all fucking day I want her gone

I knew Mickey's comment about how "social game doesn't even matter in our season" would set Morgan off.

>>214041958
*mindfucks this donkeyanon by merely existing*

>>214041991
And Morgan made sure to bring it up to Will, the only other person playing social game alone since neither have won anything.

why does morgan want to evict kat over kelley? does she really want to hurt lauren that badly?

No blacks will be evicted until all whiteys are out the door

>>214042044
thanks vince

>>214042041
yes she despises lauren cause zach liked her more

Morgan says she needs to "check in" with Vince tonight because she doesn't know how he would vote in a tie.

>>214042041
>>214042067
i didnt even think about the lauren aspect. but that could be a part of it for sure.
for some reason though, morgan thinks she has pull with kelley. which out of all hag squad, she probably has the most.
kelley noms would probably be, rachel mickey ashley? or vince if she just wants to fuck with him more

>>214042067
seems that would only push lauren closer to vince though

Tucker being a huge baby has led us to everyone being allowed to nap & break the rules more often now. Least they have to fend for themselves for food.

>>214041235
she will always be ropes to me. all the tourists call her mickey etc

>>214042198
kat isnt putting morgan up either though

>>214042200
they've also been giving production more than enough content
if these people were as boring as most of 26 grod would make mickler look like gandhi with her regime

kat and kelley agree that morgan and vince being all touchy would upset them if they were kelsey

>>214042235
who the fuck asked them?

lauren v vince chess

its a chess grandmasters episode

>>214042245
I did

>>214042235
they don’t even know how much worse it is behind closed doors

>>214042235
guarantee kelley wouldn't mind if she was the one vince was touching

>>214042231
People had to sit through Kimo farting, burping, eating ham/mayo, & singing shit madeup song all last summer.

>>214042272
i just turned the feeds off

>>214042272
that song was gay as fuck dont remind me

WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT MICKEY GO B ACK TO THE CHESS MATCH

anon, i believe you ordered comfy feeds?

that’s the group upstairs (I wish)

ok the eyebrow pinching is starting to aggravate me

>*gasp OMG I luv the blue man group*
>The Le Reddit Hat Society
I hate these two faggots so much

based retard button boy

>>214042319
Cozy

i love to joke around and atg post, BUT WHY DO THEY NEVER SHOW THE CHESS BOARD?????????? ive been watching this show for so long and they never show it

>>214042319
time to get comfy

comfy feeds have been cancelled

cmon lauren you got this

>>214038253
WIPIPO DONT SEASON THEY FOOD (aka drown food in salt and pepper)

Why did Vince betray his comfy best friends in the house? Also does anyone have any clips of the Kelley breakdown I missed it

>>214042458
which breakdown? she's had a few.

anything interesting happen today?

>>214042428
>>214042429
just saying you never get more than two moves before cameras change

>>214042474
Something about not getting a hug from Rachel and locking herself in the HOH room but what other ones did she have?

>>214042481
no. a terrible day all around.

The hags are telling Ava she shouldn't even bother packing since she's so safe

>>214042481
lauren became a chess champion

Vince is so much happier with this group

>>214042481
Vorgen had a 3 hour "nap" together

ALERT SHE IS PICKING HER EYEBROW AGAIN ALERT

imagine mudhole sam on this season

>>214042481
Keanu and Rachel discussed their breakup

>>214042520
jesus christ it's CONSTANT wtf

>>214042520
she does it at such weird times. i thought it was like a stress or nervous thing but she just does it at random times like right now when she is watching chess and having fun

>>214042531
brave of Racheal to walk into Keanu's dojo

final 4

>>214042525
I honestly believe putting Sam into that house bordered on a war crime.

>>214042567
the threads would be nothing but lauren caps and kat pinching her eyebrow

>>214042582
sounds like heaven

>>214042582
holy based

>>214042596
watch the nbombs

>>214042481
Rachel cleaned the house

>>214042582
so whats the problem?

>>214042610
Rachel cleaning places that haven’t been cleaned since they started using that house

Is there any way for Ava to leave this week???

>>214042627
no

>>214042627
no

>>214042627
if she somehow started chimping out at some of the hags publicly
that's it

>>214042627
maybe if she has another crashout at vince about dreaming of him winning AFP, then maybe but no

>>214042627
I FUCKING WISH!

>>214042627
if kelley wins blockbuster its a 50 50

>>214042627
yes

they need to show the chess board. zae was eliminated week one because he knew how to play chess

Vince is such a fucking idiot for betraying this comfy ass group. Persona cast vibes rn.

>>214042595
east virginia

Cornbread mentioned. Rachel wants to make some.

>>214042666
kelly has a better chance against ava. she is going to throw it

>>214042673
yeah honestly fuck him for siding with the bitter hags over this group, this group has the comp winners too

She is STILL picking at it. I want to bite it.

kek kelley fogged kat with a fart

new thread
>>214042738
>>214042738
>>214042738

KELLEY BLEW ASS

based kelley

YUMMY DELICIOUS AWKWARD PUBLIC FARTS

KAT INHALING THE FECAL MATTER OF KELLEY

FARTED