Thread 214037793

>When I want to judge the quality of coffee, I order the most hipster drink possible
>To judge the quality of the coffee I make sure it is an espresso filled with steamed milk
Kek! How can you be a "coffee snob" if you order a drink that is more milk than coffee?

Who tf cares

Get a hobby

This is more embarrassing than when he apologized to China.

>>214037793 (OP)

He orders a flat white in every café because he wants to see how well they can do the basics. Not hard to understand.

>>214037793 (OP)
>John Cena

>>214037793 (OP)
Is this your first time seeing people call espresso based drinks "coffee"?

>>214037793 (OP)
>it must be in a 6oz cup or it's not a real flat white
Pretentious twat

>>214037793 (OP)
ah john cena the coffee expert

>>214037793 (OP)
He really was raped, wasn't he?

Imagine being a zoomer who grew up watching PG-era superhero Cena and watching him turn into a giant faggot. At least Hogan became a based chud.

>>214037793 (OP)
>Kek! How can you be a "coffee snob" if you order a drink that is more milk than coffee?
A flat white has far less milk in it than a latte. The point is that terms like flat white have become massively misunderstood by big brands making them meaningless.

>>214038015
"the basics" is a small black coffee

>>214038099
There's no way Vince McMahon didn't take his anal virginity desu

>>214038015
>He orders a flat white in every café because he wants to see how well they can do the basics
That's not a basic drink outside of Australia and the U.K. It's not even a staple item in most quality coffee shops in any region known for good coffee beans. Basically the origin of the drink is someone made a failed Latte and some customers liked it. A cortado is vastly superior and more coffee forward. If you really like the taste of coffee you would be drinking espresso though, not all this hipster shit.

>>214037793 (OP)
Evaluating based on an otherwise simple drink that's easily bastardized by shops accommodating to garbage American tastes that thinks a Frappuccino is coffee.
What's the problem?

>>214038124
Both are shitty drinks that people that actually like the taste of coffee would never touch, one just happens to be shittier.

>>214037917
it is. could have just lied and said he drinks it black. i guess nobody on his team is capable of telling him no and that this makes him look like a bitch.

>>214037793 (OP)
What about slave labour in China does he judge that or bow down

I just drink black coffee

My coworkers throw shit fits when they can't get their 19$ onions Frappuccinos with whipped cum and have to drink the break room coffee but that shit is my bread and butter

If I am ever anywhere fancy I'll get something nice but that's a treat, not the regular

>>214038120
when the fuck was cena not cringe?

>>214038215
espresso is not a small black coffee. drip coffee is americanized horseshit water.

>>214038344
>>214038350
t. coffee fags, protip everyone you associate with hates your guts (goes double if you choose to wax lyrical about beer)

>>214037793 (OP)
Do bodegas make flat whites?

goddamn i hate coffee snobs. bourdain was right.

Coffee makes me poop inconveniently.
I prefer plain ole black tea.

It seems like most cafes fuck up cortado too.

>meathead pro-wrestler not a meathead outside of the ring
>whyyyyyyyyyyyy

Should he stick to his lane and go into politics instead?

>>214037793 (OP)
That you bothered making this thread makes you 1000 times the faggot he is
John Cena is an autistic bitch about a stupid beverage
You are an autistic bitch about HIM being an autistic bitch about him being an autistic bitch about a stupid beverage
He might as well be raping you

>>214037793 (OP)
This could be a scene from American Psycho.

>>214038746
>tryhard profound douchebag
>obsesses over his oneitis as a 50 year old man, stalkers her socials, and then kills himself over her
Everything about this dude would be vile if he wasnt so pathetic. I dont get how hes some sort of hero to people

>>214038746
>After filming the next day, Leerhsen reported, Bourdain texted with Argento again — and it was their last text exchange.
>He asked, "Is there anything I can do?"
>She replied, "Stop busting my balls."
>He replied, "OK."
>He hanged himself that night.

>>214037793 (OP)
I thought John Cena was like 60 but he's only 48. He is aging horribly

>>214038838
Whats vile about him?

>>214038540
>Spend how long making dinner?
>I think not.
>It's a meal; it's not a lifestyle.

>>214038920
Hes a very mean and miserable man who hides this behind a mask a fake positivity. Its a sort of pissant personality thats vile to me.

>>214038869
Steroids are a hell of a drug.

>have a flat white
>have 2

>>214038920
it's strongly believed he is the one who paid off the minor that Asia raped which is pretty vile

>>214038861
Did that really happen like that? That's a freaking brutal sequence of events.

>>214038099
I wonder who is his current Hollywood pimp, because otherwise, I don't see why they keep hiring him.
Fuck John Cena

>>214039241
Oh 100% he did and Asia mocked him like a cuck for it too.

>>214038861
How fucking insanely cathartic do you think she felt when he kms himself
Knowing that someone as irritating as Bourdain who would've hounded you forever is gone from your life forever must be absolute bliss

>>214038746
she's so mid though

>>214038772
Exactly. Patrick was a psycho with no personality that talked in length about stuff nobody really cares. That's exactly what tranny Cena was doing in the video.

>>214037793 (OP)
Cena’s personality is incredibly off putting and unlikable

>>214039307
she seemed to have a laugh about it as well

>>214039319
What kind of food did Bourdain rave about? What was his favourite drink?
>Ohh my GOODness is that mediocre overpriced sugar over protein over carbohydrates served by an ethnic person in an ethnic country on a bright green disposable plastic plate?
>It's so wonderfully below average, and costly!

>>214037793 (OP)
Fuck blue suits.
They're ugly as hell, i don't know how those garish-ass fits got popularized.

>>214039434
Women are truly evil. Don't get me wrong, I have no sympathy for that pretentious faggot Bourdain or the fact that he necked himself over his ex, but sheesh.

>>214038467
this thread is about john cena, not you. are you a woman? they like to make everything about themselves too

I am not cena big but at 35 getting 250g of protien a day and taking supplements does a number on my stomach. The days I can have my 1st choice of black espresso even over ice are few and far between.

>>214038375
there's room for black and for cream and sugar mixed drinks because those flavors complement coffee. i generally don't drink lattes, cappuccino or flat whites because I prefer black coffee but they're a fun treat.

>>214039508
>disagree
>look up images of guys in blue suits to prove a point
>they're all faggots
hope that answers your question. I still think blue jacket is perfectly fine.

>>214039546
fuck off girl. not everything has to be the way you like it you prissy little bitch

>>214039938
Enjoy your 20s. I start my morning with a quad and pay the price when I do it black now

>>214037793 (OP)
not enough mumford and sons motherfuckers for you in hell, Anthony?

>>214037793 (OP)
I don't like the flavor of coffee, just its effect. So I simply swallow a dry spoonful of it.

>>214040284
I'm 39, brother.

>>214038507
Concentrating coffee has no benefit other than allowing it to be mixed with milk. A good pour over or French press is more tasty and refined than stupid bean syrup.

>>214038099
It’s pretty much the only way to make it in the industry

>>214040367
This makes 4chan really, really mad but it's cute

>>214038540
>There are few things I care about less than coffee

Apparently being alive was one of them

>>214037793 (OP)
Explain this first John Cena!

>>214038746
>still using Google
That's the real heartbreaking part of the story.

>>214039526
>>214039307
>>214039434
To be fair Argento always seemed to be Exhibit A for this shit. None of this surprises me. Not the perceived evilness, the lack of empathy, the egoistic and selfish behavior. None.

>>214040576
Lol

>>214040576
>>214040639
I knew I should have screencapped this while the thread was alive.

Is he a psyop? Why is he popular anyway?

i only know him these days as the bingchilling guy

>>214038215
You don't even know what coffee is anon. Lol. Do you think pretending to drink black coffee impresses people online in 2025

That's hilarious. When I come back to this site I just see the younger generation floundering.

>>214038344
>It's not even a staple item in most quality coffee shops in any region known for good coffee beans

Protip: nobody fucking cares about what you do in your third world country. Nobody white is ever talking to you.

>>214037793 (OP)
> I like my coffee like how I like my women.

>>214041034
I'll be honest, I do enjoy super tiny 95lb flat white girls. Throw them around in bed so easily and they're so dainty.

how the fuck is a flat white hipster?
Its the most basic shit ever.
>t. Melbourne Cuck

>>214037793 (OP)
a flat white is just about the most generic possible way to make coffee unless you're a complete fucking retard.

>>214038344
if you aren't australian or italian, nobody gives a shit what you think about how to make coffee.

>>214037793 (OP)
>flat white
>hipster drink
You neet faggots really are too fucking stupid to function aren't you

>>214038507
Coffee is just another drug to stimulate the demoralized wagie. Americans are honest about this and we based our coffee culture around it. Simple, accessible, utilitarian caffeine water for the common man. Non-Americans are still deluding themselves that it's some proper culinary artform.

>>214038344
He claims it's supposed to be a double shot of espresso in 5-6 ounces of steamed milk, and is supposed to be coffee-forward.
That being said I don't know anything about coffee, I just know he's a giant pseud retard who is trying to appear intelligent.

>>214038478
I never watched wrestling because it was fake and gay, but the memes surrounding his wrestling persona were kind of funny. I don't know how he's continued to have a career after the John Xina fiasco, though.

>>214037793 (OP)
with so much milk, it's practically bing chilling

single origin machiatto, the true hipsters choice

Flat White is a term that sums up his personality.

>>214038052

>>214038015
He orders a kind of coffee that reflects his personality.

I’m Italian and I despise foreigners appropriating my culture.

>>214038478
That Roman Reigns promo.

>>214038120
Which is just another kind of huge faggot.

>>214038920
He wants all white people gone, is that vile?

>>214037793 (OP)
he likes spanakopita, he can only be based.

>>214044891
Well it does seem like a pretty cool holiday

>>214038099
Why does everyone here hate Cena now??

>>214042557
It is that in the middle east. Americans can't help but vulgarize everything but kahwa is not some cope-opium to us.

>>214037793 (OP)
that's not hipster at all
>t. medtard

>>214042189
This.
I've never heard anyone in Melbourne order a flat white in a cafe.
A latte or cappuccino is a basic coffee here.
Also starbucks is for fucking fags.

>>214042676
It's just an article about how he orders the same coffee everywhere, and that when he was filming Ricky Stanicky, Melbourne had the best coffee

>>214040981
If you only drink coffee with tons of milk and sugar until you can't even really taste the coffee anymore then you just don't like coffee.
So stop being pretentious and just order a warm milk instead.

I tend to get flat whites a lot too desu
>but le milk
Don’t care, tastes good

Does anyone here use Aeropress coffee maker? Been thinking about that one. Worth it?

>>214040544
No it doesn't, you balding homosexual. It gets spammed and most of the time passes by with zero replies.

>>214040367
I'd like to spray some instant coffee over her asshole and then lick it.

>>214045950
You're mad about it right now

>>214046028
No I'm not. I'm calling you a liar. I don't care if someone spams some webm.

>>214045018
>Why does everyone here hate Cena now??
>Stop other wrestlers from getting famous.
>Buries other wrestlers careers by demanding they lose.
>Demands to win the championship belt like 20 times.
>Spends years insulting Hollywood and saying he would never abandon wrestling to act in movies.
>Insults the Rock by saying he's a coward for abandoning the WWE to act in movies.
>So many other wrestlers say Cena is a Diva and huge pain to work with.
>15 years later, he gets the chance to work behind the scenes at WWE to help build new wrestlers for the future.
>Cena says fuck that, and immediately runs to Hollywood and abandons WWE.

The list goes on and on.

>>214046102
>>Buries other wrestlers careers by demanding they lose.
He's the big Face.
That's how wrestling works.

How is it different from previous generations like Hogan?

>>214046142
Cena is basically politically correct Hogan. A mirror image even in a way.

>>214046142
Cena was already champion 10 times over. There was no need to have him crush up and coming fan favorite wrestlers. But Cena demanded to never lose. He threw a shit fit backstage when Vince told him he had to lose to the Rock.

>>214037793 (OP)
Because if the self proclaimed barista is a fake, flat white is a good test for at least 2 skill: number of shot(s) and milk foaming. The latter is the tricky one, most fake baristas ended up making latte or cappuccino.

>>214045018
We never liked Cena. He's not authentic and too concerned with his public image. He's also extremely jealous of other wrestlers and uses politics to crush their careers.

>>214046336
Just like The Rock?

>>214038344
That’s why he orders it though

>>214037793 (OP)
love how this makes chuds cry
>>214037917
how can chuds criticize him for the china thing when they worship russia?

>>214037793 (OP)
Ceno looked soft af here no lie, really sweet sht

a lot of niggas wont fw him no more

Dude is the definition of gay for pay.

>>214046560
That's the whole of Hollywood!

>>214046353
>Just like The Rock?
Cena is quite jealous of the Rock.

>>214037793 (OP)
I like cena more and more as the years go by. He's like a big kid, so genuine about everything he does. It's like he wants so badly to be taken seriously that he does this serious voice and act for all his stuff to make up for all his years in the wrestling stuff, and now he's playing a dumbass goof in peacemaker.
He's cute.

>flat white
>hipster drink
Ordering a flat white is one step up from saying "Hello, could I get a coffee please"

>>214038537
Agreed. Imagine basing your entire personality around the fact you like to drink rancid burnt bean juice.

>>214040367
that's cute

>>214044891
based

>>214037793 (OP)
i don't judge coffee i just drink it

>>214037793 (OP)
What exactly is wrong with this
I feel like it's just a food quirk, everyone's got one

Coffee isn't a something like a simpleton like Cena can judge. It's a hobby at least and a lifestyle at most.

>>214039434
>>214038746
so what, they combed through his personal phone while his body was still hanging and dumped the contents to TMZ?

>>214047433
Cena speaks like 4 languages and is an expert pianist.

>>214047539
Family probably requested them and did it.

>>214045872
yes

>lavazza pre-ground from supermarket
>aeropress that takes under a minute with minimal effort and cleaning
>small amount of milk, no sugar
beans are gay, expensive setups are gay, grinding is gay. instant coffee is also gay

>>214040981
Dude, you just drink cum. Because that's how gay you sound right now.

>>214037793 (OP)
Is this board free from Hogtits aka Figtits aka Bitchtits? That morbidly obese Indian tripfag from /pw/, the one with huge gyno titties, the one who shoved a WWE Batista action figure up his anus trying to frame some Twitter tranny? He makes /pw/ unusable.

>>214047433
Coffeefags are like audiophiles, they delude themselves into thinking they're special just because they spent 20 grand on useless gadgets.
Absolutely insufferable faggots.

>>214049194
I've been hearing this.

>>214049232
I'll raise you TV guys that spend a fortune on identical looking flat screens that will be obsolete in a year and don't know how to turn off motion smoothing and only watch Netflix.

Americans are absolute neanderthals when it comes to coffee. You either have coffee at home or the office where they still use those archaic drip coffee makers where the coffee sits in a glass pot and has been simmering for hours on end, and so fucking terribly tasting that a cockroach would throw up.

And then you have Starbucks where the coffee they make is 5% some shit burnt espresso that smells like a burning tire, and then the other 95% is extra sugary milkshake with some added sugar and then sugar sprinkled on top of that sugar. And this comes in a gigantic styrofoam cup and is usually about 900 calories.

Americans are disgusting fat animals.

>>214037793 (OP)
Flat white uses Ristretto not espresso

>>214049316
Risotto is rice anon.

>>214049232
Coffee itself is extremely good if done right. Sorry you’re vulgar.

Audiophiles are sort of out of date as the sound filtering and power amplifiers are so good and noise free but it wasn’t the case in the 50s and 60s and the cables could be noisey and electrical work in houses was noisey

>>214047563
Only instrument he has mastered is the skin flute

DID SOMEONE SAY COFFEE? DON’T TALK TO ME UNLESS I’VE HAD MY MORNING COFFEE!

>>214049314
they hated him because he told the truth

>>214046504
Nobody here cares about ziggers or their war other than delusional fags who think russia is some trad country. As for china you faggots can just lick their boots while they supply fpv drones to blow up your favourite hohols.

>>214049680
>Nobody here cares about ziggers
What do you have against fans of the Zig programming language?
Are you a Rust tranny?

>>214049232
If you watch the whole webm he admits it doesn't taste better than normal coffee and just thinks it's fun to make

>>214045018
Bing Chilling

>>214037793 (OP)
Another masculine icon reduced to a basedlennial wholesome masc faggot. How many humiliation rituals did he endure to get a starring role in a capeshit show.

>>214037793 (OP)
The amount of rehearsal and staging built into this production makes him less likeable and far more off putting. Gives off Rock levels of fakeness.

>>214038937
False equivalence, you basic bitch

>>214038746
Is this public information because he committed the crime of killing himself? Like how they go through terrorists' search history? Or do the cops just go through people's computers and tell the papers what they find when they die if they are famous enough? I'm not googling suicide anything, they would probably come to take me away.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQNI1KfGXBA

>>214038746
I feel ashamed to admit that I've been this pathetic whereby I stalked my ex's social media for a year afterwards

>>214045858
>calls other people pretentious while telling them to stop ordering what he doesn't like

>>214050515
Who said I don't like it? Who doesn't like warm milk?
But it just ain't coffee and you need to stop pretending it is.

>>214045980
>her

>>214049314
>styrofoam
no one uses that in the USA except for Chick Fil A as some kind of chud virtue signaling
in the 2000s, every place got rid of white napkins, white bags, and styrofoam
it's all brown for the environment or something now

>>214050533
You are mind numbingly pretentious.

>>214049314
Truth nuke.

>>214049314
Only a third world faggot who cant even afford AC would be this pretentious about coffee

>>214044825
Hogan had a huge dick, fucked hot sluts, and dropped n bombs. He experienced freedom you will never even dream of because youre a pussy and always will be.

>>214038540
>google bodega
>means a wine house or wine cellar in Spanish
Did NYC get trolled but the Spanish or Mexicans or something? Why do they call their stores bodegas?

>>214050600
>more 'no u'
disappointing

>>214049379
Too far bro

>>214050964
You're saying coffee isn't real coffee if it has milk in it. Get real.

>>214051075
I'm not talking about a cup of coffee with a small drop of milk in it.
A flat white has over double as much milk than it does actual coffee.
It is objectively more milk than coffee.

>>214051185
It's espresso.

>>214038540
This is how I feel about food in general. Just fucking eat something, it's fuel to keep us going you faggots.

>>214037793 (OP)
I was today years old when I found out Australia had good coffee

>>214038540
>i don't care about coffee
>blathers on autistically about coffee
Hopefully his line ended with him.

>>214037793 (OP)
He wanted Taiwan ded to judge some milk.

>>214040112
woman moment

>>214040367
Would rape

>>214038467
I just drink instant coffee. Black. I have ome brand I like, some I hate. I don't have time to make 'real' coffee. Fuck that shit. I'm not cleaning a coffee maker or grinding beans. I have a fucking job and a life. It's just tasty liquid I drink, not some super special shit. I basically think about something else when I drink, so even if it was the best coffee in the world I wouldn't even appreciate it.

>>214037793 (OP)
So I guess it's not hard for him to play Peacekeeper gay huh

>>214051749
Nespresso takes 30 seconds to make. You literally press a button. And it's nice. Instant coffee is like sucking toilet water through a dirty sock.

>>214037793 (OP)
Here's your coffee, Mr. John Cena-sama.

>>214051796
Nespresso is barely coffee you faggot.

177 posts dedicated to that annoying faggot that considers drinking black coffee an important part of his personality.
You all have some sort of complex and everyone thinks you're gay.

>>214051796
Meh, I use instant powdered espresso. It taste good enough.

>>214037917
Good. Prostrate Gweilo.

>>214037793 (OP)
>When the barista puts too much milk in your flat white, that's hard times, daddy!

>>214039546
Did you enjoy your 29$ plus tip onions basedichinno which Extra onions
Faggot

>>214047433
>its not even better coffee
Then you are just wasting your time and looking like a dickhead in the process.
I can accept the "hey man it's just a hobby" part but if you are expending all this effort for something that isnt any better then you need to get an actual fucking hobby.

>>214038120
I kinda assume this is something a pr type person coached him on and he does not actually give a fuck about coffee
I don't really trust anything about entertainer's public personas after the will smith slap

>>214051861
>fire all baristas
>hire them back as jannies to wipe up after the robot
bravo starbucks

>>214051861
this is just coffee vending machine with extra steps

>>214045819
It's not an article, it's a video, and I don't even need audio when watching it to be able to see that he's trying to appear intelligent and failing.

>>214038838
he's literally me

>>214045863
I never had a flat white before. Is it really light tasting? I like my coffee drinks bold and bittersweet.

>>214047433
No, I'm not bothering with all that shit first thing in the morning. I'll never apologize for taking it dripped.

I wish coffee tasted like it smelled and that they made an actual good coffee creamer with the zer0 caloires sugar

nothing makes a better homemade coffee than a simple aeropress or even just a french press is fine. It's just about the beans and the water ratio. Unless you're doing some fancy pants frothing or something there's no point

>>214037793 (OP)
>flat whites

Like Brianna Love?