Thread 214038280

Why is getting caught jerking off a comedy trope in films when it's incredibly humiliating and not funny at all in real life?

>>214038280 (OP)
People laugh at humiliation

i try to purposely get caught

>>214038280 (OP)
Why didn’t she help him finish?

>>214038325
Uh, based?

>>214038280 (OP)
Wow the ick face is timeless

>>214038328
porn is emotional cheating.

>>214038280 (OP)
Why did she make a face? Is she gay?

>>214038328
She wasn't a real homie

>>214038383
Tiny penis.

>>214038280 (OP)
>it's incredibly humiliating and not funny at all in real life?
life would be much better if it was like movies. i've always said that.

>>214038280 (OP)
OP got caught greasing his monkey

>>214038280 (OP)
Women masturbating
>empowering
>taking control of their sex life
>graceful and soft

Men masterbating
>loser
>cant get a chick
>hunched over in the shower like Gollum clutching his precious

>>214038280 (OP)
Boomers used to be based
>Do you know what would be so funny for our comedy? If we get this hot 18 year old chick to walk in slow motion taking her tits out, unclipping her bikini from the front. So good man it'd be uh .. so funny for our comedy film

When I lived in my brother’s house I was jerking it in my room and I only had blinds on my window. I heard a noise outside my window but figured it was just my sister in law and in the garden and she couldn’t see shit anyway. I came home from work the very next day to brand new curtains installed in my room. They didn’t even mention them and now I’m horrified she saw me

>>214038516
Masturbating while being a loser that cant get a chick makes it inherently more humiliating.

>>214038531
>and now I’m horrified she saw me
more like now you jerk off to the memory of her watching you

If he was packing a sledge hammer her reaction would've been much different

>>214038280 (OP)
>jerking it in your own house and your own bathroom
That bitch should’ve knocked.

>>214038949
that's why you lock the fucking door

>>214038961
And turn the fan on

>>214038328
They don't want to see it standing up and get goop all over their hands.

>>214038325
based and redpilled

there should be a scene of a woman masterbating and a man walks in and SHE FREAKS AND CALLS HIM A SICK FUCK!!!!!! and everyone agrees with her.

>>214038988
That too. make them think you're taking a shit

>>214038280 (OP)
what a great fantasy to be on film forever

>>214038280 (OP)
premature ejaculation and jerkoff stuff has never been funny, it's just there

>>214038325
Your not a truck driver by chance?

>>214038280 (OP)
Am I the only one who will occasionally forgoe sex just so I can stay home and masturbate?

>>214039075
It's 'funny' because it's embarrassing. It's embarrassing because a male masturbating has been seen as a sign of weakness and degradation for centuries.

>>214039135
>male masturbating has been seen as a sign of weakness and degradation for centuries.
imagine if we could break free of chud culture

>>214038325
Based and voyeur pilled

>>214038280 (OP)
It's only humiliating if you have an average or small penis

>>214038280 (OP)
>Why is getting caught jerking off a comedy trope in films when it's incredibly humiliating and not funny at all in real life?

Its all a matter of attitude.

post the one from Not Another Teen Movie

>>214039776
But what if a girl catches you?

>>214038325
i done it once in a common area while a woman was using the computer, facing away. i casually took it out and maintained light conversation with her, she would glance back and then fixated on it. "what are you doing" she said, and she kept looking, i told her "show me your ass" and she stood up, pulled her pants down, i stood up, moved over, squeezed her ass while still jerking. i said we should basically go fuck right now but she didnt want to, came on way too strong probably. but yeah she was into being a slut, right away, pretty cool experience

>>214038280 (OP)
This movie is highly blackpilling, very weird from a heavily bluepilled era

>>214039078
See. That's funny. OP is wrong.

>>214039852
its a no win scenario unless you live in a far right country like Iran when the woman would be punished.

ITT: "Trad" larpers who want women to be shamed for their actions but don't want to be shamed themselves

>>214039855
>i done it

>>214040157
kek bad habit but i like the bri'ish accent, boh'o'a'wot'a innit?

Do people really barge into every closed bathroom and bedroom door in sight
What are they hoping to see

>>214040375
>What are they hoping to see
Judge reinhold jerking off. It hasn't happened for me yet but it's only a matter of time until it does.

>>214040495
Fuck man, tell me about.
All I got so far was Judd Hirsch in a stall at the Shobogen Airport. Grim.

sex with phoebe cates

>>214038280 (OP)
>i was gettin' changed mafucka!

>>214040652
kek

>>214039852
Still keep going, if you stop she'll have power over you

>>214038280 (OP)
Because things that are humiliating irl are funny in movies

>>214038280 (OP)
>>214038307
>>214039776
Americans come from sexually repressed puritan retards that got brainrotten by Christcuckianity and by extension the Jews.

That's why sex is so sacred and holy to the Muricans and nudity is a fucking "WOW" moment. Everyone else in the world doesn't fucking care.

>>214038325
Based

>>214041025
Sex and masturbation = le bad

Americans get their dicks cut off to reduce the pleasure of sex.
One of the inventors of American breakfast, Kellog purposefuly made his product so that American men will be defficient in vitamins and minerals and begin to have Erectile Dysfunction.

Americans are THAT fucking retarded, dumb sheeple.

>>214041025
Post some titties if it's not such a big deal then

Schadenfreude, dipshit.

>>214039776
>>214039852
>But what if a girl catches you?

Then you've got another reason not to stop.

>>214041106
Only male sexuality is looked down on in the US. Women can be the biggest sluts they want to be. But as a man, you're expected to be a sexless eunuch cuck who would never even look at a tiddy

One time at swim practice an older girl barged into the unisex bathroom I was using to change and she saw my tiny penis. I’ve been into humiliation ever since.

>>214042175
That’s because the more “civilized” society becomes, the more culture shifts towards feminine ideologies. Aggression and competition become less needed (as perceived by the average member of society at least) and so in a way, everything just kind of shifts more feminine, including the average view of what’s considered acceptable. Women are more attracted to men who seem to not want or at least need them sexually. In a more male centric culture, dominant behavior and spreading your seed are the end all, be all definition of cool. Now it’s based on what turns chicks on like lying about how good of a person you are to convince other people to pretend to like you. Gay as fuck, isn’t it?

>>214038280 (OP)
remake it but genderswap this scene

>>214039063
I think the issue is that she didn't know he was spanking it to her. Had she known, she would have been flattered. Her character was far from a prude and she loved older men - they prolly would have fucked in the bathroom.

>>214038280 (OP)
Been a minute since I've rewatched this, but doesn't she also give him a little nudge/bump before closing the door?

Like WTF was that all about.

>>214042682
Image replies to text posts just let everyone know you’re too retarded to actually refute anything. Use your own words, pussy.

>>214038280 (OP)
You know how people talk about people triggered online? You simply got triggered. It's funny if you're not a loser who gets humiliated a lot.

>>214041025
GOOD MORNING SAAR

>>214038280 (OP)
>>214039063
tummy

>>214042861
I have no pajeets in my country.

>>214039063
The only other woman to even be as cute as Jennifer Connelly

>>214043111
antarctica?

>10 Things I Hate About You
When the film starts, picrel is getting a school tour and he sees Bianca (Alex Mack) and basically cums in his pants. His buddy goes,
>"Put her in your spankbank and move on."
And confirms he will masterbate to her later, lol. I think she's 15 in the movie.

>>214039078
>Icking a woman
This is what life is about.

>>214039078
what a cunt, let the man jack off in peace

>>214039078
God forbid men have hobbies!

>>214039900
Yes

had to reverse search to find the movie and torrent and click through to find the scene...

its weird how all the guys there are so goofy looking

>>214039078
>tfw when you'll have have truckfu gf

>>214038988
Americans have fan in bathroom? Is that where shit hits the fan comes from?

>>214043136
>I think she's 15 in the movie.
And?

Because its taking a #3, its in the same category as a dump and piss. Its not sexy, its un-sexy. But what makes it worse is its a bodily function that is optional, but it must get done.
#1 Piss
#2 Dump
#3 Jizzing

and #3 for chicks is bleeding or "spotting".

>>214043366
Chicks don't masterbate?

>>214043321
Yes a ventilation fan on the ceiling is the standard you 3rd world garbage.
Outside of white countries most subhumans have not developed the plumbing skills to produce toilets that can handle paper so they throw shit paper in the garbage can. Also its super pathetic you fuckers have to bolt down public toilet seats.

>>214043394
no need to be so hostile, its clear he was genuinely curious and made it known that he was a foreigner.

>>214043384
Yea but its not like when a mans self serving draining his balls to clear his mind. Its not sexy and its pathetic because its a women job. Its insanely primitive looking thing to do. A women jilling off can be #4 i guess.

>>214043384
They do but not as much as guys, usually. Not necessarily because they don't want to but it's a more involved process.

>>214043419
Its 2025 if your country is to fucking retarded and low iq to not think of a ventilation fan in a bathroom to fan out the shit smell then I have 0 patients or empathy for them.

>>214043452
If they get caught theres a million excuses they dont have a silly boner thats impossible to hide. The comedic element is how funny it is that the person caught jacking off trys to hide a boner thats impossible to hide no matter how hard they try.

>>214043491
While they don't have a boner to hide, they also can't just reach into their pants and do some tugging, either.

just here to say how fun it is to beat off

>>214043528
you are going out of your way to mis understand fo to reddit and upload a picture of your dildo collecttion fuckin bullqueer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAv-fGFTMRE

>>214043586
What's misunderstood?

>>214043610
Shut up faggot and stop asking questions

>>214043622
What I thought. If a girl gets caught masturbating, no, it's not something that can easily be explained away.

>>214043394
Houses here are ventilated by an air-source heat pumps or whatever they are called in English. Never seen a fan that has to be manually turned on when you are having a shit.

>>214043470
Is it to cover up the sploshing sound then?

>>214038280 (OP)
It's called schadenfreude. Like how being cucked is funny when you're not the one being cucked or identifying with the cuck.

>>214043289
Why did she come back?

>>214039078
There's no evidence she just drove off and didn't suck the guy off

>>214044502
Real life isn't porn.

>>214043733
Fans are in full bathrooms, because it also helps disperse all the steam from a hot shower. Why do you think so many degenerates smoke weed in the bathroom? Because they can easily open the window and turn the fan on.

>>214038516
All of these are right.

>>214043136
>>214043334
And, idk. The actress, Larissa Oleynik, acknowledged that a lot of boys "came of age" thanks to her and she thinks it's HOT.

>>214044537
That's exactly the problem.

>>214043289
why does she keep going back in?

>>214044594
What other actresses like knowing that men masterbate to them? Sydney Sweeney for sure.

I wish we needed to ask consent before masterbating to a celebrity. And they say "Yes!". One problem... they want to watch you do it!
Would you?

>>214044656
They both have short term memory loss. They'll be stuck in this loop until they both starve to death. Tragic really.

you have to actually be retarded to get caught, has never happened to me

t. 30

>>214044679
>What other actresses like knowing that men masterbate to them?
All of them.

>>214044683
Naw, the other girl was there. After she fucked Damone in the pool house, she would have found them and broke them out of the loop. Made them lunch.

>>214044679
>Bella Thorne
>Lindsey Shaw
>Millie Bobby Brown
>Kiernan Shipka
>Natalie Alyn Lind
TOP 5 COOMER ACTRESSES

>>214044743
>All of them.
Some actresses are turned off by men jerking it to them. They even cut their own tits off to spite men! One actress literally became a "man" because she hates men. How bout dat!

>>214038325
Reminds me of that one guy who would purposely jack off in hotels when the housekeeping maids came in on the off-chance that they would help out. Ironically the one time it actually worked, it was a gay dude.

>>214044860
it will work you just have to be attractive. then its just a thrilling kink for you and not "I NEEEED SEEX" lame desperate stuff

>>214043136
In January 2013, she was granted a restraining order against a stalker who was so obsessed with her that he changed his last name to "Oleynik".[31][32]
But this means we're married?

>>214044860
That's an urban legend. I've gotten handys from two maids (female). You just have to be a big tipper.

>>214044877
Kek. Maybe I was wrong? When fans try to murder you, that sorta ruins the whole consentual masterbation angle.

Man, idk. Isn't logic on our side. The older bitches get, the more they want young men wanting to fuck them? Tale as old as time.

/tv/ should tribute this Pic and send it to them saying, "we still think you're sexy, never give up".

>>214044848
They still like it.

>>214044809
Add Willa Holland
>>214044866

>>214038484
Impossible. who would visit his house?
CAPTCHA: 0RGAN

>>214040375
Idk, but closed door worked on my mom like red cloth for a bull

>>214039855
I was the ass. And it didn't happen.

>>214038280 (OP)
If you ever got caught fapping you are certifiably retarded. Yes, even if you were 12 at the time.

>>214039855
Sex with multiple men

The closest I ever got to being caught was when my mom and brother came home and I was in the one room with no lock on the door, I slammed my body against the door to hold it shut and then finished cumming while sitting right there on the floor bareassed pressed against the door while my brother knocked and told me to let him in.

>>214045475
it am being like red coloured fabric to that of male cow

>>214039855
similar happened to me I was in the library and this 10/10 librarian was there she was 20 let's call her Jane even though I'll never refer to her name again, and I was jerking off like all cool chads do I the library and then suddenly she said wow and I said take off all your clothes and she did and then she said stick it in me and I said OK and she said OK and then I sticked my dong in her sluper. then the police came bcoz someone phonedthen and the policewam was 10/10 and she said wow and tooked away her clothes and so my penis such long that it go in both of thems. and I make them pregbert with two giant sperm that walk out of me to enter of their stomachs.
then more police camed and I was arrested but at trial judge was 20 year old 10/10 and I jerking it and she says wow and then I make her pregbert too. so no prisern

>>214038516
>>214038557
There's nothing that's as suppressed and shamed as a man's sex life.

>>214041025
This trope is such bullshit. There are exceptions but eurocucks are just as sexually repressed if not more. Not to mention all their stigma and laws against sex work. The only thing they tolerate is faggotry and the sort of disgusting degeneracy that no one wants to have anything to do with.

>>214046140
To be fair men are revolting. I don't know how fags and straight women do it.

>>214041025
Buttcrack bad, buttcrack filled with blood and a helping of flayed spine good. Dog bless.

>>214046181
no, it's all 100% fact. your coping is demonstrative of that.

>>214046204
there's an enzyme secreted by the penis head which drives women wild. it's why yanks have their glans sliced off at birth as part of the arabian death cult's wishes

>>214046224
Yeah im sure the country that produces the most porn in the world with the least censorship of the media, the internet and liberty in general is the most repressive. That makes complete sense.

>>214038280 (OP)
Judge Reinhold's jewish micro penis could never satisfy a red-blooded woman like me.

>>214046204
>I don't know how fags and straight women do it.
Compared to what these groups are known to tolerate and push for, straight men must be a blessing

You can't pretend to care about equal rights and encourage open sexuality if you're gonna ridicule half of society for their basic sexual needs.

>>214046248
Practically no one in Europe does it. It's just your rabid Protestant madness. The English under the influence of religious revivals were doing it too in the 19thc to an extent but then they realized that it was retarded.

>>214046366
Did they have hair down there hahahaha lol

>>214046379
I'd like to find out

>>214039742
>The people who find it funny have small penises
kek

>>214046366
Right was considered comically obese when this came out.

>>214039852
punch them to the ground

>>214043470
>I have 0 patients
good

>>214043289
They don't stand next to door with the jerker anymore, they just keep walking..

>>214044809
>forgetting Dafne Keen, the queen coomer
lmao

>>214038280 (OP)
>getting caught jerking off
>HEY I'M FAPPING HERE!

IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU

>>214040128
Fapping is tradition, antifap is innovation.

>>214039776
/thread

>>214039078
God forbid a man has a moment for himself after trucking all day. She should mind her own business, cunt.

>>214046366
Didn't the brother have to pay for the abortion because Damone didn't show up? I think that deserves a free blowjob from the best friend, that's what I think.

>>214038280 (OP)
I don’t like that Phoebe Cates even knows what masturbation is. She’s too pure for that. That’s probably just because I associate her more with Gremlins and Drop Dead Fred than Fast Times though.

>>214038619
It would have been exactly the same face expression just in an aroused way. You have no clue.

>>214049712
In the context of Fast Times, she's a huge whore. She teaches girls how to give blowjobs on carrots.

>>214038280 (OP)
>>214038325
aggravating women in this manner is much more satisfying than an even more pitiful attempt to have sex.

>>214039078
The ewww thumbs down and smile part was actually cute. Tf is wrong with me?

>>214038516
the only woman I've seen masturbate and have it look erotic and not painfully awkward is that teacher's leaks from MadMen.

>>214043366
I never made that connection as a kid.

There’s an episode of Ren and Stimpy where Ren is trying to cure Stimpy of his addiction to TV, and Stimpy keeps coming up with excuses to leave the room so he can sneak some TV watching in. He tells Ren that he’s got to go do a #1, and Ren’s fine with that, then a few minutes later he tells him that he’s got to do a #2, and again Ren doesn’t suspect anything of being off, but when Stimpy tells him that he’s got to do a #3, there is a beat or two, and then Ren realizes the implication of what that means and flips his shit. I always just thought they were being random.

>>214049784
You're a sucker for hot retarded women.

>>214044679
Alexandra DDar'ddario has acknowledged men jerking it to that scene in True Detective

>>214039078
>I saw a man in a truck and he was jerking off and he was butt naked and he was looking at naked ladies and the naked ladies made babies and one of the babies looked at me

>>214038280 (OP)
>women
>claim to be attracted to men
>apparently do not like seeing men do anything sexual in real life
not sure if I believe this

>>214038280 (OP)
Spanish version
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kpsiI0bnOw

>>214041106
>This motherfucker staying awake at night thinking about American dicks.

>>214050007
that's hot, I wish a frustrated feminist would film me and then go nuts about it online like she's mad she's not getting any action

The premise of this thread doesn't address the obvious: something can happen to a fictional character that would be embarrassing if it actually happened to you, but it's humorous to see it happen to the fictional. That's just a very basic bit of humor.

>>214049995
>>women
>>claim to be attracted to men
>>apparently do not like seeing men do anything sexual in real life
that's because they're not attracted to their betabux husbands, if chad was jerking off to porn they'd suck his cock while he continues to watch it

>>214050171
Schadenfreude

>>214038325
master, i kneel

>>214049947
Sneed

Men masturbating gives women the ick. It means they are so undesirable that they can't find a willing partner.

>>214050469
This. The entire female race is repudiated by a man's decision to masturbate. They are all collectively rejected at once. Nothing destroys women's ego like a man who does not need them for pleasure, a man who finds them less desirable than his own hand.

>>214038328
smol pp

>>214050469
When women see me fap they go nuts. Now I have a zoomette friend irl who gets mad when I refuse to show her my dick or let her suck it. Truth is they either like your dick and everything you do with it or they don't.

>>214050469
Find a based woman who isn't that retarded. Most of them are probably sex workers.

>>214050180
I think women's entire ouevre of seductive qualities is hollow and it wouldn't surprise me if they were 100.00% fiscal pragmatists to the core.
In my entire life I've only known (2) women to have existed and love men and they were both prostitutes so chances are they were just better at lying.

>>214038280 (OP)
Maybe if she wasn't so hot he wouldn't be jerking off. Did she ever think about that?

>>214038516
a lot of women these days are FAT

>>214046305
>>214046397
such a shame lace never took off

>>214038516
Only problem is modern society tries to convince people double standards don't exist.

>>214038325
Do you wear a pirate costume?

NON KNOCKING MAHFACKAS

>>214039852
Tell her to show her disgust by spitting in your mouth.

>>214050879
That's what I said earlier, he should just said,
>"I'm jerking it to you because I love you."
Girls think masterbation is gross unless you're cumming to them which they love.

>>214039855
you done done it now.

>>214039078
What is the context of this? She walked in the truck of another driver and the guy was jerking?
Was this a Louis CK situation where the guy wanted her to see him jerking?
Truck driving must be lonely as fuck so Im sure there are lots of guy drivers masturbation all the time, if she was forced into a situation to see him jerking off I can understand her reaction.

>>214038373

Only if you have a girlfriend or wife.

>>214038516
>>empowering
>>taking control of their sex life
>>graceful and soft
Jamming the clam with some plastic isn't anywhere near as beautiful and natural as you're making it out to be.

>>214038280 (OP)
I jerked off while a barber was cutting my hair, i was 15 or something. Didnt get caught though. The thrill was crazy. Just maintain a pokerface

>>214038280 (OP)
It's more humiliating for other people. The older I get the funnier I think it would be too jerk off in public. I won't but it would be based to make everyone see your dick.

>>214053160
This. I honestly think realistic female masturbation could be funny depending on how it is portrayed.

>>214053463
What about the beginning of Not Another Teen Movie?

woman masturbating
>the director has put a bedsheet over their hips so no one knows what they're doing and also they are Hollywood thin, the room is lit like it's the most innocent summer day and there's a laugh track

man masturbating
>a dingy rape dungeon where the bucket of sweat guy is trying to break his dick off and howling at the computer screen buck-naked watching two women shit themselves and some nun enters the room even though it's his house and asks him to repent

Do women edge or do they just cum and keep going?

>>214039852
I'm saddened to admit it but if a girl caught me masturbating there is no chance she'd be escaping from that situation unsullied. I become a different person while I'm jacking.

loved getting caught

>>214053599
>>214053463
Well there was this, it was ok. I thought it'd be more popular with the chick from Stranger Things in it.

>>214053855
Checked. Did not realize skeletons could masturbate

Why did she not think he was pissing?

>>214043289
the face she makes is so perfect lol