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Anonymous No.214040433 >>214040507 >>214040585 >>214040627 >>214041699 >>214041777 >>214041938 >>214042375 >>214043173 >>214043824
What does high ground matter when you can jump thirty feet?
Anonymous No.214040464 >>214040519
only a sith deals in absolutes
Anonymous No.214040477
Obi Wan had the moral high ground. He didn't specify what the high ground was or that it had to be physical.
Anonymous No.214040507
>>214040433 (OP)
Obi Wan can jump thirty feet too.
and that high ground makes it thirty two.
Anonymous No.214040519
>>214040464
But you just did? Is this like a 360 joke? I fail to see the comedy.
Anonymous No.214040585 >>214041675 >>214043131 >>214043945
>>214040433 (OP)
This scene is one of the most retarded ones in the entire "series".

Anakin was glazed entire episode as the chosen one, he won every duel with Obi when they trained. But somehow managed to lose limbs to him and then later in Rogue One he got clapped again. That's ridiculous.

Also. I hate to say it. But (gay)AI did a better job at their final duel than Lucas did.

https://youtu.be/to2SMng4u1k?si=eX9Mie34W8VKsryr
Anonymous No.214040627 >>214041888
>>214040433 (OP)
Obi Wan was based and undefeatable.
>didn't have the high ground against Darth Maul
>still killed him
>Had the high ground against Anakin
>cripples him and leaves him for dead
>only dies from Vader because he let him kill him to prove a point
You don't fuck with Obi Wan.
Anonymous No.214041675
>>214040585
>(gay)AI
Bruh this was before AI shit. They actually filmed it but superimposed Alec Guiness' face that's why it looks off.
Anonymous No.214041699
>>214040433 (OP)
Anakin couldn't fuck up and obi wan had more room
Anonymous No.214041777
>>214040433 (OP)
Lucas is a bad writer. This movie is so retarded
Anonymous No.214041819
The movie is actually overrated, I think it's because of the memes. Phantom Menace is a better movie.
Anonymous No.214041844
>It's over Anakin, you are minus! Mashing will not help you here
Anonymous No.214041888 >>214042553
>>214040627
>didn't have the high ground against Darth Maul
but he did have the high ground from a certain point of view
Anonymous No.214041938
>>214040433 (OP)
if you've ever played in FPS games and gotten good at them, you'd quickly learn jumping is a dog shit strategy. when you jump you're pretty much locking yourself into a very obvious path and landing point for anybody that's watching, at least anybody who knows what they're doing.

anakin's force jump took what, 2 seconds, 3? and a jedi can already see a couple seconds into the future? he might as well have just stood there and let his limbs get chopped off at that rate. obi wan had more than enough time to figure out exactly what he was doing, where he was going, how fast he was going, and where he'd ultimately end up

and all the while you're up in the air with no way to change direction, defend yourself, or feint/switch up. it was a rookie move and he got punished for it hard
Anonymous No.214041951 >>214042534 >>214043131
I don't hate the prequels, but pretty much every battle in this movie was disappointing. They never reached the peak that was Maul vs Obi Wan and Qui Gon. Worse, they were actually very anticlimactic.

Anakin and Obi Wan vs Dooku - nothin special, too short
Obi Wan vs Grievous - bad
Sidious vs Jedi and Windu - awful.
Sidious vs Yoda - mediocre, too goofy
Obi Wan vs Anakin - good, but with disappointing finale
Anonymous No.214042375 >>214043893
>>214040433 (OP)
Obi-Wan should duel Riley Stearns
Anonymous No.214042534
>>214041951
30 second duel between dooku and anakin AOTC
Anonymous No.214042553
>>214041888
TRVTH NVKE
Anonymous No.214042607 >>214043243
If anakin hadn't lost on mustafar and was trained properly as a sith, wouldn't he be canonically the strongest force user in star wars?

I forget but doesn't one of the vader comics claim hes about 80% as strong as palpatine despite essentially losing all 4 limbs.
Anonymous No.214043131
>>214041951
Official Star Wars Live Action Duel Ranking:

SSS God Tier
>Qui Gon v. Maul
>Qui Gon & Obi Wan v. Maul
>Obi Wan v. Jango Fett
>Obi Wan v. Darth Vader (EpIII)
>Luke v. Darth Vader (Ep V)
>Luke v. Darth Vader (Ep VI)
>Kylo Ren v. Finn
>Ahsoka Tano v. Anakin & Darth Vader

Good Tier
>Obi Wan & Anakin v. Darth Tyranus (EpII)
>Obi Wan v. Darth Vader (EpIV)
>Kylo Ren v. Luke
>Ahsoka Tano v. Darth Maul
>Obi Wan v. Grievous

Literal Trash Shit Tier
>Yoda v. Darth Tyranus
>Obi Wan & Anakin v. Darth Tyranus (Ep III)
>Yoda v. Darth Sidious
>Rey v. Kylo Ren (Ep VII)
>Rey & Kylo Ren v. Praetorians
>Rey v. Kylo Ren (EP IV)
>Obi Wan v. Darth Vader (Desolate Moon)
>Ahsoka Tano v. Baylan Skoll
>Sabine v. Shin Hati
>Ahsoka Tano v. Morgan Elsbeth
Unclassified Unintentionally Timeless Meme Goldmine Tier
>Mace Windu v Darth Sidious

>>214040585
Anakin only loses to Obi Wan because Obi Wan was his teacher.
Your mentor would fuck you up too.
Anonymous No.214043173
>>214040433 (OP)
I'm so glad you asked
Anonymous No.214043243
>>214042607
I'm not sure now that the old EU lore all got tossed out, but that was originally the idea yeah
Vader getting crippled stopped him from ever reaching his full potential, which was greater than Palpatine for sure. Palps even says it himself in the movie to Yoda - "vader will become stronger than both of us"

That's why palpatine was so pissed off about the whole situation. His perfect successor that he'd groomed to become the most powerful beign in history got reduced to a fraction of what he should be trapped in an iron lung
However, even crippled, Vader was still the strongest guy he could possibly find to be his #2. So he was stuck with him, and Vader was stuck with Palps too because he had literally nothing else to live for.

A rule of 2 where the pupil can never surpass the master, definitely not ideal. That's why Palps jumped at Luke immediately to replace Vader

The exact figure of Vader only being 80% of Palpatine's strength supposedly comes from George Lucas himself but I've never seen it properly sourced
Anonymous No.214043523 >>214043548 >>214043577 >>214043620
Sheev hated Vader for losing like a bitch to Obi Wan. And I don't blame him.
Anonymous No.214043548
>>214043523
Hated him so much he saved him vis a vis, Vader's allegiance
Anonymous No.214043577
>>214043523
one of my favorite old stupid lore bits was the idea that he created Vader's suit to be uncomfortable on purpose just to fuck with Anakin for failing
and how subsequent writers took that idea to more and more ridiculous levels until we ended up with shit like
>his life support chest panel would just beep randomly at irregular intervals, for no reason
>sometimes the breathing apparatus would just shut off for a few seconds, also for no reason
it was stupid but also kind of funny
Anonymous No.214043620 >>214043689 >>214043814 >>214043874
>>214043523
It actually killed Vader as intimidating character for me. He grovels like a bitch before Sidious, he gets tortured, humiliated and sissified by him countless of times and all he can say is: "Yes, Master".
Anonymous No.214043689
>>214043620
>OK I killed everybody including the children, can we save padme now?
>Ummmm yeah well you see to cheat death is a power only one has achieved, but uhh...if we work together I know we can eventually figure it out
Anakin should've killed him at this very moment
Anonymous No.214043814
>>214043620
Sidious sounded like a tranny himself desu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq-Ho8aazU8
Anonymous No.214043824 >>214043884
>>214040433 (OP)
watch the RLM reviews
Anonymous No.214043874 >>214043934
>>214043620
Did you fucking miss ROTJ? Vader was already looking sissified there. He has always been the Emperor's bitch.
Anonymous No.214043884 >>214044324
>>214043824
>watch the obese fatfuck and his autistic obnoxious hick sidekick
Anonymous No.214043893
>>214042375
YOU UNDERSTIMATE THE POWER OF MMA
Anonymous No.214043934 >>214044037 >>214044053
>>214043874
Yeah, old trilogy isn't really that consistent between films. I noticed it when I rewatched the movies in my 30s.
ESB Vader wants Luke to join him and destroy the emperor. This is completely ignored in ROTJ.
Anonymous No.214043945
>>214040585
Obi-Wan was his master and he knew every move Anakin could try. He also went through exactly the same scenario with Maul back in TPM, so he learned what Maul did wrong and how to act correctly. Also in the EU Obi-Wan is a master of defense while Anakin is basically a retarded damage dealer.
Anonymous No.214044037 >>214044053
>>214043934
>This is completely ignored in ROTJ
Vader tries to turn Luke to the dark side during their duel but Luke doesn't play ball, so he keeps trying to the point he almost dies, because he knew he needed Luke's help to kill the emperor. He couldn't just ask luke to help him no biggy because Luke would still remain a good kid and maybe even job Vader after both of them finished Sheev, that's if even both of them survived a direct obvious assault against Sheev.
Anonymous No.214044053 >>214044115
>>214044037
>>214043934
>Luke decides to join Vader
>he doesn't know Palpatine can shoot lightning out of his hands because Yoda never told him about that
>Luke and Vader both get fried by lightning and are completely unable to defend themselves
>they die
Anonymous No.214044115 >>214044204
>>214044053
Bro just use the fucking lightsaber... even Obi-Wan knew this, how the fuck could Vader not know this?
Anonymous No.214044204 >>214044242
>>214044115
Vader dropped his saber when his hand got cut off, and Luke had thrown his away too
Anonymous No.214044242
>>214044204
So... just use the Force to pull the lightsaber. Even Luke already knew how to do this back in the beginning of ESB. Ez.
Anonymous No.214044324
>>214043884
>hick
Jay is Jewish, fren.