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Anonymous No.214040536 >>214040593 >>214041013 >>214041145 >>214041172 >>214041491 >>214042899 >>214042955 >>214043295 >>214043544 >>214043833 >>214045126 >>214046052 >>214046249 >>214046271 >>214046343 >>214046704 >>214047065 >>214049150 >>214052283 >>214053586 >>214053833 >>214057619 >>214058442 >>214058803 >>214058861
>immediately kills your interest in seeing the sequel
Anonymous No.214040552 >>214047782 >>214054028
filtered
Anonymous No.214040565
Ah fuckin go
Anonymous No.214040593 >>214040626 >>214040850
>>214040536 (OP)
The whole movie did that. And it's why they kept Cilian and teased him being in it. After that slop they needed an ace in the hole to bring people back. There will be no trilogy.
Anonymous No.214040626
>>214040593
only jeets thought Cillian was coming back
Anonymous No.214040850 >>214041083
>>214040593
I thought the film had an acceptable ratio of ups and downs until the Jimmy scene came and shat all over everything. Why on earth would Boyle put this bullshit right before the credits if he's hoping to bring audiences back for further 28 films?
Anonymous No.214041013 >>214042917
>>214040536 (OP)
>implying Jack O'Connell doesn't save everything he's in
Kill yourself
Anonymous No.214041083 >>214042425
>>214040850
The funny thing is that the script doesn't have the Jimmies doing their shenanigans. It ends as Jimmy finds Spike and asks him to be friends. Garland is much more dry in his writing, but Boyle is incredibly excentric filmmaking-wise. They're such an odd couple.
Anonymous No.214041116
Loved the movie rare 9/10 for me. Ending had me laughing
Anonymous No.214041145
>>214040536 (OP)
you got filtered badly.
Im looking forward to mad max: england
Anonymous No.214041172 >>214041393 >>214047489
>>214040536 (OP)
I feel like the only person who disliked 28YL, but is interested in the sequel. Jimmy was the only interested thing about 28YL unironically.
Anonymous No.214041393
>>214041172
You're not the only one. It wasn't just bad it was insulting. But yea, clearly catered to Zoomers, which are now the main users of 4can.
Anonymous No.214041437
The ending didn't kill all interest, but it certainly didn't increase my interest.
Anonymous No.214041485 >>214042018 >>214043218
I despised the editing in 28 Years Later.
The ending was the cat shit on this puke sundae of a movie
Anonymous No.214041491
>>214040536 (OP)
It was weird and it could have been much better, but at least it wasnt a generic hollywood zombie movie. That whole fad has been over for years.
Anonymous No.214042018 >>214042885
>>214041485
Are you talking specifically about the arty insertions near the beginning, during the "boots boots moving up and down again" poem, or do you mean the editing in general?
Anonymous No.214042425 >>214043134
>>214041083
Did they both work on Sunshine? Who was responsible for the Pinbacker twist?
Anonymous No.214042628 >>214043237 >>214046773
Anonymous No.214042649 >>214043237 >>214046773 >>214046903
Anonymous No.214042664 >>214043237 >>214046352 >>214046773
Anonymous No.214042885
>>214042018
Both.
Anonymous No.214042899
>>214040536 (OP)
This is the only sequel I live for
Anonymous No.214042917 >>214043168
>>214041013
Money Monster was a dud, when his breakout was promising Clooney put a damper on it
Anonymous No.214042937
The Savile thing is like an online hot take, fully meaningless. No balls to make him a major character and really satirize as a major part of apocalypse.
Anonymous No.214042950 >>214043088 >>214049070
>Dad doesn't bother going to find his wife and son
Kinda based
Anonymous No.214042955 >>214046002 >>214047782
>>214040536 (OP)
it wasnt that bad. stop crying you fucking retard.
This movie was an 8/10 maybe a 7 at the least.
Im so annoyed that this movie got review bombed because it was too cerebral for the tik tok watching dumbed down masses.
Anonymous No.214043088 >>214049070
>>214042950
The tide was out!
...for two days
Anonymous No.214043134 >>214043215
>>214042425
That was all Garland. They had a bit of a falling out over some creative choices in the film tho, some of the religious aspects if I'm not wrong. They reconciled over the years.
Anonymous No.214043168
>>214042917
He still made an otherwise boring film bearable. Looks like Sinners is finally getting him attention anyway.
Anonymous No.214043210
I'll only watch it to see how they all get killed
Anonymous No.214043215
>>214043134
>Garland was responsible for the worst part in Sunshine
This squares him and Boyle in my eyes, they need to not enable each other's cringe
Anonymous No.214043218 >>214047782
>>214041485
you are brain dead
Anonymous No.214043237 >>214043264 >>214043516
>>214042628
>>214042649
>>214042664
I suddenly want the Jimmies to run a train on her...
Anonymous No.214043264 >>214043435
>>214043237
Girls aren't for sex.
Anonymous No.214043295 >>214043451 >>214043904
>>214040536 (OP)
>the sequel
why the fuck would they make a sequel to that piece of trash "movie" if you can even call it that
Anonymous No.214043326
remember when this was shilled hard and called the best film of the 2020s
good times
Anonymous No.214043435
>>214043264
I suddenly want the Jimmies to run a train on each other while she watches?
Anonymous No.214043451 >>214046380
>>214043295
I haven't seen 28 Years yet, please explain why you didn't like it
Anonymous No.214043516
>>214043237
You're going to give Dick Bush more ideas. He's already having a ball with this recent crop of films

>28 Loads Later
Anonymous No.214043544
>>214040536 (OP)
oi u wo' m8? y'don loik fags n le random?
Anonymous No.214043637
First part of the movie was a masterpiece on par with the first film. Second half faltered as soon as the kid left the island. The appearance of the Jimmies redeemed the film for me because of how jarring it was. If there would be no trilogy it would have enhanced the film entirely.
Anonymous No.214043833
>>214040536 (OP)
Filtered.

More kino for me then. :)
Anonymous No.214043904 >>214053489
>>214043295
planned sequel that started filming before this one was already released
Anonymous No.214044937
Oi m8 you jost don’t fookin get it cause you’re not british
Anonymous No.214045126
>>214040536 (OP)
Whole movie should have been the Saville rape gang.
Anonymous No.214045903 >>214046024 >>214046048 >>214046793 >>214049183 >>214049185 >>214051492 >>214053376 >>214058023
Its was kino.
It was refreshing. Cant wait for sequel soon
Anonymous No.214046002
>>214042955
It was a retarded movie for retards
Anonymous No.214046024
>>214045903
You should ignore the opinion of anyone who describes a piece of media as refreshing.
Anonymous No.214046048 >>214046232
>>214045903
Would it have been better if they'd looted a museum and were all dressed as medieval knights?
Anonymous No.214046052
>>214040536 (OP)
I, the viewer, like where they took this character.
Anonymous No.214046232
>>214046048
would have been too on the nose. the saville rangers are the classic fantastical archtype of the mystical monks that come in and reward the hero for their sacrifice by saving him, almost incidentally to their journey, as if fate or karma guided their meeting
Anonymous No.214046249 >>214046506 >>214046728
>>214040536 (OP)
Now I'm even more interested. Based on all the imagery from the movie that is clearly ripped off from Attack on Titan (yeah, tranime, blah blah blah), I think the Jimmies are the sons of the infected and they have superpowers based on the adrenaline boost fron Rage, but without losing their minds.
That said, using that as a sequel bait at the end of the movie instead of a trailer or a post-credits scene was utterly retarded and a mood killer.
Anonymous No.214046271 >>214046395
>>214040536 (OP)
I thought the 2 minute movie clips you can see on youtube did that, practically every part of this film seems to be retarded shit and swinging penises
Anonymous No.214046343
>>214040536 (OP)
Eh, fuckin' go
Anonymous No.214046352
>>214042664
This is what they want you to believe Hunter Stroonerlooks like
Anonymous No.214046380
>>214043451
Nta, but it's effectively "Boy's first adventure" 90s TV movie, except it's set in a zombie-overrun Britain, 28 years after the zombies showed up and the island got quarantined.
If not for the title and one minor reference to 28 days, this movie could be entirely its own thing and nobody would even make a connection.
Anonymous No.214046395
>>214046271
>Zoomies ickied once more by naked human body
Anonymous No.214046506 >>214046674
>>214046249
Nice theory but the leader of the Jimmy Rustlers is the priest's son we see in the flashback prologue. We know he's not born from infected and he has the same fighting ability as the other Jimmies, so I don't think your theory is right.
Anonymous No.214046674
>>214046506
We didn't actually see him fighting, he was just watching. And he is obviously much older than everyone else since he groomed and modeled them after his autistic childhood interests (power rangers, teletubbies, being called Jimmy)
Anonymous No.214046704
>>214040536 (OP)
The Jimmys were the best part of the flick thoughbeit
Anonymous No.214046728 >>214046990
>>214046249
>Based on all the imagery from the movie that is clearly ripped off from Attack on Titan
Garland is a big nerd so this is possible. Can you give some examples?
Anonymous No.214046773
>>214042628
>>214042649
>>214042664
>wot if...yeah...
>now this is propah men'uhl, but heah me out...
>wot if in the fyutjah, Jimmy Saville was a cute and pretty waifu?
Anonymous No.214046793 >>214046803
>>214045903
What the fuck did I just watch?
Anonymous No.214046803
>>214046793
pure kino
Anonymous No.214046903
>>214042649
Big up Leeds
Anonymous No.214046990 >>214049402
>>214046728
>Infected are former humans who are now naked cannibals that run like retards, just like titans.
>Alpha infected are smarter and control other infected by screaming, just like the switch titans.
>Different types of infected too, just like different types of titans.
>Alpha titan running after the protagonist also looks exactly like the Attack Titan running.
>Underlying child soldier theme.
>Protagonists live in a small village isolated from the rest of the country which is overrun by mindless monsters
>Turns out the rest of the world has moved on like normal and decided to ignore them, is only the island where the story happens that is screwed.
>Clear patternity theme going on, the kid from 28 years has an asshole dad just like the kid from AoT, infected are having children, just like titans also come from Eldians having children in AoT, etc.
>Obviously more shit going on than what we are initially shown in both stories.
Anonymous No.214047065 >>214051287
>>214040536 (OP)
Just started watching the second season of SAS Rogue Heroes. Didn't recognize that Jimmy and Paddy Mayne are being played by the same actor. Nice, looking forward to the next 28 film.
Anonymous No.214047489
>>214041172
Same
Anonymous No.214047782
>>214040552
>>214042955
>>214043218
Morons.
Anonymous No.214048141
No Jack O'Connell is the reason to watch.
Anonymous No.214049070
>>214042950
>>214043088
They kinda specifically establish it's against their laws to leave and go look for someone
Anonymous No.214049150
>>214040536 (OP)
It do be like that
Anonymous No.214049183
>>214045903
Audience came for Left 4 Dead but got Dead Rising instead.
Anonymous No.214049185
>>214045903
>Cant wait for sequel soon
It's called Power Rangers 2017
Anonymous No.214049272
Why did the movie transition into a completely different movie halfway through? Is it because the studio demanded a trilogy halfway through, just like with Dune? Why would you even hire a higher profile actor like Jack O'Connell just for him to appear for 10 seconds at the end.
Anonymous No.214049402
>>214046990
First film ripped off The Day of the Triffids step by step, so no wonder Garland did the same with AoT. Garland is a hack that shouldn't be allowed to write anything ever again in his life
Anonymous No.214049543 >>214049638 >>214049888 >>214051508
crazy how this, weapons and eddington ended up being the pleb filters of the year
Anonymous No.214049638 >>214052019
>>214049543
The film is messy and keeps changing tone without a good reason, two flaws that stand in the way of a fully satisfying experience. No one was filtered.
Anonymous No.214049888 >>214052019
>>214049543
>films are bad 6/10 slop films
>no you just got filtered!
you retards don't know what cinema is you fukcing faggots
Anonymous No.214051287
>>214047065
O'Connell gives me prosopagnosia or some shit because I did not realize Jimmy and Remmick were played by the same dude.
Anonymous No.214051492
>>214045903
FEEL SO CLEAN LIKE A MONEY MACHINE
Anonymous No.214051508 >>214052570
>>214049543
state why it's good and above the level of plebs
Anonymous No.214052019
>>214049888
>>214049638
>le tone, le genre, le expectations
filtered. try sticking to genreslop
Anonymous No.214052129
Jimmy Saville Power Rangers!
Anonymous No.214052283 >>214057619
>>214040536 (OP)
I will always tune in for more Cookie
Anonymous No.214052570
>>214051508
State why you thought it was bad
Anonymous No.214052661 >>214053946 >>214055369
It's going to be kino
Anonymous No.214053376
>>214045903
>Yep, it's another one for my Kino Collection
Anonymous No.214053489 >>214053540
>>214043904
Didn't they basically film them back to back. The sequel comes out this winter, yeah?
Anonymous No.214053540
>>214053489
It's coming out January
Anonymous No.214053586
>>214040536 (OP)
Stop posting reddit quotes here. We don't care if they were hard filtered by kino.
Anonymous No.214053624 >>214053641 >>214053724 >>214053895
I just wanna know what the commentary is supposed to be by making a cult of Jimmy Saville worshippers.
Anonymous No.214053641
>>214053624
28 Years Later Nitpick General Part 2 coming soon.....
Anonymous No.214053724
>>214053624
Alex recently explained what the Savilles represent but I'm too lazy to look for the quote
Anonymous No.214053833
>>214040536 (OP)
The complete opposite. His funny antics were the only thing that redeemed that boring movie.
Anonymous No.214053895 >>214054497
>>214053624
I would imagine it's got something to do with the second movie being part 2 of Spike's boy hero journey and his original male role model has failed him. He's now looking for new role models and has met 1 good one in the older but off-putting Kelson, so now he needs to meet the younger more edgy teenaged years role model that will attempt to sway him into a bad life. Apparently a big part of the climax of Bone Temple is a confrontation of sorts between Kelson and Jimmy. Kelson will continue looking out for Spike and as the older more compassionate father figure he has, itll be a sort of battle for Spike's soul.
The use of Saville is I would guess that Saville is emblematic of the corrosive, manipulative, abusive behavior of pop culture figures were conditioned as young people to idolize and admire. They're flashy and over the top and confrontational, which influences young people in a way calmer more compassionate and ethical behavior in older males doesn't. Kelson is the kind of guy who would clearly help anyone, but that doesn't impress a teenaged boy looking for his place in life.
Anonymous No.214053946 >>214054326
>>214052661
>Multiple applause breaks during the film
Please God if you are there kill all americans
Anonymous No.214054028 >>214056200
>>214040552
the filtered meme makes people swallow more jewish brain washing slop
Anonymous No.214054326 >>214054431
>>214053946
Was it not screened in britbong land first?
Anonymous No.214054431
>>214054326
All that happens in britain is our monocles pop out and we get stabbed.
Anonymous No.214054497 >>214054833 >>214055073 >>214057989
>>214053895
>original male role model has failed him
>OI DAD HOW DARE YAH NOT FUCK MOM'S SHIT INFESTED SCHIZO HOLE AND ACTUALLY SEEK COMPANIONSHIP IN THE ARMS OF A SANE AND NORMAL WOMAN AFTER SURVIVING BY THE SKIN OF YOUR TEETH FROM BEING KILLED DUE TO ME BEING A FOOKIN USELESS COWARD
>I LOVE MOM MORE EVEN THOUGH SHE'S BEEN CONFINED TO HER BED FOR AGES AND IS A LOST CAUSE DYING AND INSANE AND YOU TAKE CARE OF ME EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE
God, I hope Spike is assraped by the Jimmies. Fucking awful character. Deserves it.
Anonymous No.214054833
>>214054497
>God, I hope Spike is assraped by the Jimmies
They will force him to impregnate the girl Jimmy while main Jimmy milks Spike's prostate
Anonymous No.214055073 >>214055208 >>214055230 >>214055461 >>214056895 >>214057388
>>214054497
The dad was a piece of shit though
Anonymous No.214055208
>>214055073
Eh he taught Spike everything he knew and never demeaned him. Spike was just disappointed in him cheating
Anonymous No.214055230 >>214055346
>>214055073
Why? Why was he a piece of shit? Because he wouldn't fuck his bed-shitting schizophrenic wife who'd bite his cock off on a whim? Moron cuck.
Anonymous No.214055346 >>214056920
>>214055230
>abandons his family
Anonymous No.214055369 >>214055670 >>214058041
>>214052661
Kek, It's 100 percent about how England belongs to the migrants now. Ralph Feins character is basically the poster boy for that.
Anonymous No.214055461 >>214056961
>>214055073
He put his son's life above his own in life or death situations, did everything he could to prop up and encourage his retarded son, and even talked him up in front of the whole village so everybody would respect him and he could get bitches, despite being a dumb little shit that almost gets both of them killed multiple times. And the dumbass little bitch pays him back by kidnapping his wife and running away, and then leaving him with some random baby and without even telling him to his face that he got his wife euthanized.
Yeah, he cheated on his wife once while he was drunk with some random bitch after she would spend all the time she's conscious insulting him, so what
Anonymous No.214055571
I couldn't stand the acting of the boy. His faces were so over the top that keep breaking the Immersion for me.
Anonymous No.214055670 >>214058041
>>214055369
>the only people resisting it are people that worship and imitate a pedophile
I can see it.
Anonymous No.214055821
If they drop the Power Rangers shtick then it mite b cool. I gather Boyle just needed to get that shit out of his system
Anonymous No.214056091
Wtf there are 3 girl jimmies?
Anonymous No.214056200
>>214054028
>MUH JOOS
filtered
Anonymous No.214056211
Jimmt Saville Power Rangers sounds like an Oneyplays bit.
Anonymous No.214056648
How much you want to bet Samson kills Jimmy Saville?
Anonymous No.214056895 >>214056961
>>214055073
i have a theory about what happened and it actually makes perfect sense

garland was sitting there writing the script, about a dad and son embarking on a quest to train the boy and maybe meet a doctor to look at the mom, simple premise.

garland asked his wife to take a look at the script.

his wife walks in, takes a gander at the scripts tells him:
>its an okay script, ally, but ill tell you whats missing. i think they should leave the capable toxic father behind, because his just a cheating asshole like all men, and the son and mother should go out on their own and hmmmm how about his, how about the mom, despite being a crazed cluster B nutjob riddled with brain cancer, about half way through the movie, goes full yas queen to help another female zombie and then a giant jason momoa-looking zombie with a giant dick - which we will show, we will show this giant jason momoa penis a lot - chases her because the giant penised jason momoa zombie might look like an enraged psychopath but actually hes a loving father unlike that PIECE OF SHIT white man back at the house who cheated on me.......i mean her. i mean cheated on the mom. put that in!

and then alex garland proceeded to re-write half the movie
Anonymous No.214056920
>>214055346
He did not. He still went back home and took care of her and switched her shitted bedsheets and made her food. Fucking cunt.
Anonymous No.214056961 >>214057630
>>214055461
MAN DO SOMETHING = BAD
HOLE DO SOMETHING = GOOD
always. end of story. this is the fucking piece of shit reality we live in.
>>214056895
Makes sense and that's why they never, ever hinted at that in the marketing and put ATJ front and center.
Anonymous No.214057388
>>214055073
Zoomies get filtered.
Anonymous No.214057619
>>214040536 (OP)
>>214052283
>tfw I liked Sinners solely because of him but /tv/ is too /pol/brained to get over the niggers
Feels bad man
Anonymous No.214057630 >>214057694
>>214056961
Both the mum and the dad acted the way that normal people might act in that situation. The son saw the mum as the victim and himself as well, to an extent. But he's a kid so that's natural.
Anonymous No.214057694 >>214057806 >>214057879
>>214057630
Kids are not that retarded. I had a crazy mom and saw through her bullshit at an even earlier age. It's pure slop.
Anonymous No.214057806 >>214058419
>>214057694
People react to situations in a variety of ways. It's entirely understandable that in a situation such as this the dad might look elsewhere and the son might get upset with the dad for looking elsewhere, and even might get angry with the dad. You lack theory of mind. People react to situations in a variety of ways and families are fucking mental.
Anonymous No.214057879 >>214058381
>>214057694
You have a problem with confusing projection for theory of mind. Do you think he should be angry with the mother for having a brain tumour? Serious question.
Anonymous No.214057955 >>214058001
Did Jimmy Saville wear a tiara? How did they keep his pedophilia under wraps for so long?
Anonymous No.214057989
>>214054497
An obvious end outcome of this is him reconciling with his dad and understanding his point of view. That has to come after he his transcends childish mentality by learning from Kelson and Jimmy in different ways.
Anonymous No.214058001 >>214058287 >>214058656
>>214057955
People joked about his tastes for ages. The problem is that he was basically untouchable.
Anonymous No.214058023
>>214045903
>a literal drop of blood could infect you
>anyway we're gonna run around splashing their blood all over in melee combat
Anonymous No.214058041
>>214055369
>>214055670
rare big brains in a /tv/ thread
Anonymous No.214058287 >>214058404
>>214058001
>he was basically untouchable
This. He played the media, and thus public opinion, like a fiddle.
Pushed hard to get the newspapers to cover his every good deed. Highly litigious when they attempted to cover anything else.
Wore eccentricity like a cloak of invisibility. He'd combine his charity events with his noncery so it wasn't a waste of his time.
Anonymous No.214058381
>>214057879
He didn't know she had a brain tumor, faggot. He could see her sperg out daily though. No, I don't think he would simp over that in a post apocalyptic setting as a 12 year old. Zoomies are too soft.
Anonymous No.214058404 >>214058589
>>214058287
I can't find the untrimmed footage where the cameraman walks in and catches them, but honestly, he was kissing Jim's ring and grovelling like he was the pedo pope. Felt like a real "conspiracy theory becomes reality" moment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg_YXN4mNkk
Anonymous No.214058419 >>214058548
>>214057806
>theory of mind
You sound like a faggot, no way would this have realistically happened. The kid was useless himself then has no fear wandering off with a brain dead sperg? Fuck off with that gay bullshit.
Anonymous No.214058442 >>214058555
>>214040536 (OP)
I thought that bit was hilarious and makes total sense in the world of the film. With the zombie outbreak the Jimmy Saville scandal never got revealed so of course some nutcase is clinging onto a pop culture figure he vaguely remembers.
Anonymous No.214058548
>>214058419
Do you hate your mother for getting sick? Even if you do, why should he have the response you had? You're talking like your emotional response is somehow objectively correct. You're failing the Voight-Kampff.
Anonymous No.214058555
>>214058442
Yeah. Terrible film, but it makes you want to see the sequel.
Anonymous No.214058589
>>214058404
Even if I didn't know who he was, he still looks evil. What a fucking specimen.
Anonymous No.214058656 >>214058773
>>214058001
I was really young when the Louis Theroux doc came out, and for whatever reason I was up late and watched a bit of it. Didn't know who Savile was or anything about him, but I can vividly remember feeling really uncomfortable watching it.
There was just something completely off about the guy, mental how he managed to get away with what he did.
Anonymous No.214058773 >>214058952
>>214058656
Plenty of people thought he was odd, but before anything was made public it was just a vibe. I remember there was a 2011 revival of his show and even then people were saying he came across as a creepy old man, but they didn't know any of the specifics.
Anonymous No.214058803
>>214040536 (OP)
>"what an incredibly dramatic intro!"
>"the cross! what will it mean?"
>1 movie later...
Anonymous No.214058861
>>214040536 (OP)
>upside down cross
>which is the cross of St Peter
>the Pope is the successor of St Peter
>pedo immitator wearing Catholic iconography
Interdasting
Anonymous No.214058952
>>214058773
It was a well known secret on the UK comedy circuit. Everyone made jokes about him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EvpZPzG8II