Thread 214040671

>character hiding under bed
>killer walks over and stops right in front of them

>killer starts having sex on top of the bed
>have to stealthily masturbate

>>214040671 (OP)
Name 7 (acht)

>>214040671 (OP)
>character hiding in closet
>killer slowly walks past closet door
phew
>killer reenters frame suddenly, violin sting
panic

>>214040671 (OP)
>character puts a hand on their mouth to be extra silent

>>214040671 (OP)
>hide under bed
>it comes in the room and starts jumping on the bed

>>214040671 (OP)
>killer starts walking away
>he's almost at the door
>character's cellphone starts ringing

>>214040671 (OP)
>protag hides in bathroom
>monster is outside the bathroom searching for protag
>protag slowly backs away from the bathroom door
>protag collides into toilet and falls on it
>monster hears the commotion and races towards the bathroom door
>protag scrambles towards the shower and hides behind the curtains
>monster enters bathroom and starts to search
>protag hears the sound of the toilet seat being raised
>then the sound of farting and grunting
>protag reaches out from between the curtains handing a bottle of laxative to the monster
>monster gladly accepts
>sounds of farting and liquid splashing against the toilet bowl fill the bathroom
>protag lights a match at the same time the monster does

>character doesn't realize the monster is right behind him
>without looking"John is that you? can you pass me the screwdriver"
>monster hands him the screwdriver

>>214040692
name 5 instances of this utter kino

>>214041801
>drop of sweat slow mo hitting a surface triggers an alarm going off

>>214040698
plonked
>>214040780
keyed

>killer walks past hiding spot
>take the opportunity to walk to the door while he's around the corner
>there's a nail sticking out of the floor by the door
>open the door, about to step on the nail when suddenly the killer speaks
>"I know you're there."
>killer starts walking to the door, the door is open and we have made it out of the room off screen
>killer steps on nail, exclaims in agony
>we appear from behind him, still in the room, and bonk him on the head

>>214041210
I guess it all turned out fine since he was able to write this

are there any horror movies where the victims are actually competent but the slasher/monster is just TOO GOOD? serious question. i simply cannot watch horror movies anymore where the only thing moving the plot forward is "um well everybody is a total retard its a horror movie duh?"

>>214040671 (OP)
I know people are retarded, especially normies.

But I always can sense when someone is in the room or building with me. I imagine someone like a serial killer, which has even more animalistic instincts would instantly know that someone is close to him.

>>214043585
In that newer Texas chainsaw massacre movie they all seemed to fight back and get good licks in against the killer but he had insane tard strength and durability

>>214043585
you have to switch to uh thrillers where its real stakes. the appeal of slashers is watching sexy bimbos dying.
but uh, conspiracy theory, the invisible man (2020), no country for old men,e tc.
the girlboss predator movie is one, if you can get past that bullshit, its exactly what youre asking for but sci-fi

>>214041801
>killer reaches into his pocket and pulls out his cell phone which inexplicably has the same ringtone
>"ah goddamn it"

>>214044033
this ones good too in the sense of how they operate against it, but its still a slasher and needs cheap jump scares

>Killer looks under bed
>MC isn't there, turns out he silently repositioned while we weren't looking

>>214044109
>low budget movie
>monsters are OP and invisible
>its all about your fellow normies dealing with stress in realistic ways
>people love it

>>214040671 (OP)
why don't the final girls just make a point of hiding under killers' beds and simply grabbing their legs and dragging them under to be devoured?

>>214044222
>Shoot your boy
>2 minutes later the army kills the monster and saves everyone

>>214040692
>it turns out he was correct

>>214043725
You just don't know how many times someone has been hiding in the same room as you and you didn't notice them.

>>214044525
i'm under your seat right now

>>214044655
could you please work it more to the left? it's like you've only been massaging one ball the whole fucking night. and my taint could use some elbow grease as well. fuck am i paying you for

>>214044479
lol

>>214044677
doing a mildly unsatisfactory job but still charging full price is the gimmick of this horror universe.

>>214040671 (OP)
If I were a killer I probably wouldnt look under beds. Reasons:
1) you look silly if you're wrong
2) I got a bad knee and squatting down is painful
3) what if my victim has like a knife and pokes me in the face, fuck that

>>214040838
Commando
Aliens
Taken