My mom used pack me chicken nuggets, a capri sun, and a pack of baby carrots for lunch everyday. I want you to do the same, everyday, for the rest of my career here.
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They use a whole fucking chemical factory to fill up your average Hostess™ product
I guarantee if you spilt the raw form of the chemicals that go in a Twinkie on someone, they'd turn into the Robocop toxic waste guy who starts mutating on the spot
>>214041410 (OP) >i want bruce wayne to come to my birthday party dressed as batman so my kids will think im cool. i want this every year im alive and every anniversary of my death at my grave