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Anonymous No.214041410 >>214041710 >>214042559 >>214042872
My mom used pack me chicken nuggets, a capri sun, and a pack of baby carrots for lunch everyday. I want you to do the same, everyday, for the rest of my career here.
Anonymous No.214041644 >>214041776
Why are American diets so malnutritous?
It reminds one of the "soda brain" AVGN copy-pasta
Anonymous No.214041701
>I want to be raised on a malnutritious diet of soda, fried food and frozen peas.
Anonymous No.214041710
>>214041410 (OP)
>Let me get this straight. You are asking a black man to part with chicken. You are out your damn mind.
Anonymous No.214041776
>>214041644
They use a whole fucking chemical factory to fill up your average Hostess™ product
I guarantee if you spilt the raw form of the chemicals that go in a Twinkie on someone, they'd turn into the Robocop toxic waste guy who starts mutating on the spot
Anonymous No.214042559
>>214041410 (OP)
>I want.. two Handi-snacks and one pack of gummies with juice in the middle of them. I don’t care what brand.
Anonymous No.214042670
>I want...fresh memes dank content everyday that I can repost on Instagram
Anonymous No.214042872
>>214041410 (OP)
>i want bruce wayne to come to my birthday party dressed as batman so my kids will think im cool. i want this every year im alive and every anniversary of my death at my grave