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Anonymous No.214042731 >>214042835 >>214043978 >>214044467 >>214044960 >>214046196 >>214046283
>I want..... I just want you to take your order and leave. I've answered all your questions. I've explained in great length how to open the bag, consume the meal, where to then excrete the digested meal and how to wipe the shit from your asshole. I'm so tired. I was supposed to finish an hour ago but the boss said I can't leave until we clear the line. Please just take the food.... that's all I want.............
Anonymous No.214042835 >>214043651
>>214042731 (OP)
>I already forgot what you said, can you explain it again?
Anonymous No.214042883
>take? but my hands are in my pockets. how am I supposed to "take" my order? can someone carry it for me and feed it to me? can you do it after your shift??
Anonymous No.214042994
>the nourishment of these happy meals comes with a price. There are no free toys here
Anonymous No.214043066 >>214043404
>you gonna go kicking it off with every customer who holds up your line?
Anonymous No.214043097 >>214044582 >>214046561
>BLEAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHH
Anonymous No.214043133 >>214043444 >>214043562
https://vocaroo.com/13CRMuKY3J4u
Anonymous No.214043155 >>214043380 >>214044549
The kiddie AI edits ruined this for me. I was on board this this just as I was putting in work in Shot Caller threads, busting in crust threads, and grinding in Tulsa King threads. But I can't be here for this one. And I'm sorry that, without my support, this meme will never become certified board culture. But I just can't do this.
Anonymous No.214043208
>i have an erection now what?
>up your ass? it's very crusty
>okay i have AIDS what happens next?
>death? but i just wanted a Filet o Fish
Anonymous No.214043372
the burger moved on?!
Anonymous No.214043380
>>214043155
There has to be some way we can change your mind.
Anonymous No.214043404
>>214043066
>N-no.. but I don't have time for every retard that can't understand the concept of fast food in my line either..
Anonymous No.214043444
>>214043133
kek
Anonymous No.214043486 >>214043520 >>214043526 >>214043561 >>214044540
Anonymous No.214043507
holy kek I'm dying from laughter
easily the best tv meme
Anonymous No.214043520
>>214043486
>What in the fuck... what in the hell... you're suppose to put the burger... IN YOUR MOUTH?! Is that what these PEOPLE are doing?! What the hell is going on??
Anonymous No.214043526
>>214043486
>her greed sickens me...
Anonymous No.214043561 >>214046016
>>214043486
Anonymous No.214043562
>>214043133
Anonymous No.214043566 >>214043611
>Well sir, when it gets hard like that, you can wait for it to go away, masturbate, have sex with your wife...
>Whatever you like
Anonymous No.214043593
>goo goo gaga?
>blbllehehhh??
>iuuuuu yaaaHAAAAA???
Anonymous No.214043599
>No
>Don't feed me burgers
>DON'T FEED ME BURGERS
>NOOOOOO
Anonymous No.214043611
>>214043566
>Yeah..But.. I KEEP SEEING THESE JAPANESE CARTOON GIRLS..oops hope I didn't say that too loud... DO YOU HAVE ANY HENTAI?
Anonymous No.214043651
>>214042835
Anonymous No.214043699
>What's this?

>I don't know.
Anonymous No.214043752 >>214044294
>Don't try to frighten us with your Founder's ways, Lord Kroc. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not given your clairvoyance enough to find the missing Happy Mealsβ„’, or reveal the location of the Hamburgler's hidden fort-
Anonymous No.214043821
>have you ever heard the tale of Garr'seym-Shogwirh the abyssal creature who feasted on nothing but Triple Cheeseburgers and men's fear? you couldn't possibly imagine..............
Anonymous No.214043822
>A burger?
Anonymous No.214043978
>>214042731 (OP)
>I changed my mind, I'm actually not hungry.
Anonymous No.214043993 >>214044437
How much should I order if I didn't have breakfast this morning?
Anonymous No.214044028
>FIFTEEN CENTS!?
>That's outrageous
>Haven't my people suffered enough?
Anonymous No.214044106
can you do one where he's aguirre

IF I WANT THE BURGERS TO FALL DEAD FROM THE TREES... THEN THE BURGERS WILL FALL DEAD FROM THE TREES
Anonymous No.214044110 >>214044128 >>214044263
Anonymous No.214044128 >>214044263
>>214044110
why the fuck are there so many gay retarded movies about wall street kikes? does anybody actually like or watch this bullshit? for real. worse than faggy fucking ww2 movies
Anonymous No.214044263
>>214044110
>>214044128
Please try to stay on topic
Anonymous No.214044294
>>214043752
I find your lack of fries disturbing.
Anonymous No.214044368 >>214044489
>Margin Call
>Shot Caller
>The Founder
>Flight
>Druk

The films that saved /tv/
Anonymous No.214044369
>gif me one thousand burgers
Anonymous No.214044437
>>214043993
But you deed hab breffus dis moanin?
Anonymous No.214044467
>>214042731 (OP)
most organic meme on /tv/
Anonymous No.214044489
>>214044368
>no tdkr
Anonymous No.214044540
>>214043486
>that little slut can handle quite a lot in her mouth, huh
Anonymous No.214044549
>>214043155
>Shot Caller threads, busting in crust threads, and grinding in Tulsa King threads
we're national, you're fucking local
Anonymous No.214044582
>>214043097
I'm crying, holy shit.
Anonymous No.214044794
>*AHM GRRMPH NURMM*
Anonymous No.214044902
>It all makes sense now...
>I...
>I AM the burger
Anonymous No.214044960
>>214042731 (OP)
>You have to help me
>I went to eat it, and... and I wasn't sure what to do
>So I just put the burger on my face like everyone else
>Then suddenly it turned to night
>Oh God I'm blind, Jesus fucking Christ I'm blind
>You have to help me Speedee I'm so scared
Anonymous No.214045013
>yes, I'll have 20 Filet o Fish
>no I don't want that in a combo
>no I don't need a drink
>yes, I'll eat these all in one sitting
Anonymous No.214045153
>WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP ORDERING BURGERS AT THIS BURGER RESTAURANT
>I'M GOING INSANE AHHHHH
Anonymous No.214046016
>>214043561
Kroc takes a seat to eat with his family
Anonymous No.214046196
>>214042731 (OP)
Where do i put it?
Anonymous No.214046257
>Have a burger
>Have two
Anonymous No.214046283 >>214046408
>>214042731 (OP)
Oldfag forced meme.

/tv/ is a KPDH board now

couch! couch! couch! couch! couch! couch! couch! couch! couch! couch! couch! couch! couch! couch! couch! couch! couch! couch! couch! couch! couch! couch! couch! couch! couch! couch! couch! couch! couch! couch! couch! couch! couch! couch! couch! couch! couch! couch! couch! couch! couch! couch!
Anonymous No.214046289
Could this be the beginning of an epic new meme?
Anonymous No.214046408 >>214046439 >>214046516
>>214046283
Funny meme vs Nigger sushi-sniffing whores

I think I prefer the funny meme
Anonymous No.214046439
>>214046408
Anonymous No.214046486
It says here I shouldn't eat it
Anonymous No.214046516 >>214046539
>>214046408
Founder was never funny, unnie.
or a meme
SNEED
Anonymous No.214046539
>>214046516
Anonymous No.214046561
>>214043097
Okay, I finally believe in the utility of AI.
Anonymous No.214046717
You got any Schweppes?
Anonymous No.214046970
AYO FEED IT NIGGA