Thread 214042738

HOH: Vince
Noms: Ava, Kelley, Katherine
Veto: Mickey

previously on /bb/: >>214037651

real friends fart together

>>214042738 (OP)
hello? lauren i love you

tight little piece

Realistically, how's Kelley's fart game stack up?

BODY-ODY

BRAAAAPS AT (YOU)

Kelley farts again and causes Katherine to rip her eyebrow off.

oh good. it's will.

Y'all are weird

>>214042820
Oh go twiddle your eyebrow

Ava is going back to bed after sleeping all day.

Kelley's face is super red even though fartgate has passed in the wind already. Odds that she sharted and is embarrassed rn?

Vincenzo needs Kelley in the house to go after the BBC. ava is a shabbos negrim that will be the death of his game

>>214042738 (OP)
sending activation code to sleeper agent TLP
[ ACTIVATE ]

90% chance vince is letting lauren do better than she would have otherwise

I can’t with y'all

>>214042802
shes got that thang on her

has morgan played any chess?

>>214042859
sometimes i get annoyed how all the normies love tucker so much and don't realize how much of a schizo he is

>>214042907
it's been really bad lately

You WILL watch the houseguests talk about bible stories

did rachel even go to college?

>>214042969
didn't she get a degree in chemistry?

>>214042969
>>214042979
She has a bachelor's in chemistry from East Carolina University

AAAAHHHHHHH BIBLE TALK

>Ropes getting philosophical
>"The Jesus back then was having people sacrifice and shit"
They are so retarded.

>>214042998
JESUS IS LORD AND SHIEEET

>>214042993
according to who?

>>214043026
I remember terminally online cat ladies during BB12 being so flabbergasted she could actually have a degree that they looked up records from the university. To their surprise, they confirmed she actually did graduate with a degree in chemistry.

Whaddup /bb/, Grodner here. You guys liking the season so far?

>>214043064
i remember them calling her a tranny

>>214043053
that’s the group <3

>>214043084
yeah. you haven't ran me off just yet, pig cunt.

>>214043053
>Keanu: Having fun and trying to be a good bro to everyone
Vince: Pondering how best to fuck his friends over
Kelley: Gazing at Vince and farting
Katherine: Twiddling her eye and missing Rytards peckerwood
Lauren:

this week might have been the most boring for feeds all season

>>214043084
yeah just let Keanu win HOH this week please

warming up to post rylie pinchy

>>214043084
its been good babes. keep it up
less feed cuts though, thanks

>>214043084
KEANU IS OWED AN HOH

>>214042993
Her degree is from Western Carolina University
https://www.westerncarolinian.com/2011/11/24/reilly-wcu-alum-and-big-brother-winner-returns-to-cullowhee/

that’s vink to you

>>214043086
They did that to Taylor too

TOTAL LAUREN VICTORY

>>214043121
keanu the type of homie to tell other peoples embarrassing fart stories when you fart to take the heat off you. truly the type of bro you only get one shot in life at meeting.

Kelley asked for a marshmallow. will she get one?

lauren wants to pick the marshmallows out of vinny’s lucky charms

>>214043239
based thats the best part

I never see the young white hussies studying their days and comps like Rachel and the blacks do.

>>214043267
ewwww they're like chalk.

Lauren remembered Kelley wanting one, but Kelley declined because she thought Lauren was talking about a Jet Puffed mallow, not a Lucky Charms mallow
Lauren passed the good friend test

>>214043269
They know their days are numbered, just let them live in peace

>>214043124
only post veto, but yeah there's going to be zero campaigning and zero real gaming short of a sudden schizout

>>214043269
season's already over so it doesn't matter
just enjoy the comfy feeds when they happen

>>214043267
>>214043277
I made a whole bowlful when I was a kid once. Never did it again it was one of the biggest sugar rushes I ever rode out. The closest I can describe it to is ordering a large cotton candy Blizzard from DQ with extra cotton candy topping.

>>214043299
ok

>>214043292
lauren is a real life angel after all

I love Keanu's Angels

>>214043324
KWARLA

lauren is moving her legs so much she is shaking

>>214043361
I do the same thing, I’m always shaking one of my legs when I’m sitting.

keanus gonna make it a quickie

The hags are bitching about Keanu and (previously) Rylie eating all their food

Vince needs to dickmist Morgan into evicting Ava

the sudden transition from the comfy chess scene to jackhammer shrilling by the hags

comfy feeds right into bitch best

>>214043361
early onset diabetes
not kidding

>>214043462
he won’t cause he’s a fucking idiot and has no spine

I genuinely can't understand why twitter/reddit loves these hags. Their conversations always have a bitchy and annoying vibe to them. Keanu and the girls are chill and authentic.

>>214043492
cause most of them are also hags

>>214043492
It's jealous fat bitches with frizzy haired nbomb friends, you know the only types of 'friends' those problem glasses sjw freaks have.

>>214043492
It doesn't matter what their personalities are like, if they're black then they're walking deities to twitter and reddit. You underestimate the absolute worship and reverence these people have for blacks.

I love cute, sorta smart, well-brought up white girls like Kat so much. I mean she is so ladylike she says toot... I bet her pussy smells heavenly.

>>214043492
i like the bitchiness and i also like the comfiness
villains are good for bb, even though i get your point. they're not seen as villains.

>>214043540
You just know if Lauren was black she'd be number 1 in the popularity polls

>>214043540
Reddit's love is kind of cynical. Like if you saw a monkey doing something people do. Wow, I saw this family of blacks reading on the subway! Take that racists!

kek keanu taking kat’s board and trying to beat kelley with what keanu set up

Lauren is super chill. I hated her at first because I thought she was faking it, but she is just genuinely that retardedly well-natured, like an inbred puppy.

check em

>>214043652
Think you dropped these, Kinganu.

ava letting kat know if she comes down, she'll probably keep kat over kelley

>>214043692
SEND THE HOBBIT HOME ALL SHE DOES IS SLEEP AND CHEW LIKE A COW

>>214043652
aaaaah

>>214043777
Holy based

>>214043777
winner

>>214043777
when's the last time we had triple 7s? feels like a while. if we keep seeing them maybe ava will leave.

>>214043777
That's how it's done Kinganu

>>214043777
trust in the seven

>>214043777
fuck the 7

it’s kinda eerie how many 777s we’ve gotten this season

>>214043875
lol

>>214043777
oh I'm thinking she's staying

>>214043875
ava looking merchant-y

>>214043875
those mannerisms….

>>214043875
is this that "mirroring" thing /bb/ is always talking about?

>>214043875
>colourized photo of rabbi convincing roman judge to crucify jesus circa 33 a.d.

>>214043896
almost every day or every other day, it's nuts really

The hags are talking about voting out Kelley and then feeding Kat bullshit to turn her against Keanu

why havent lauren kelley kat ava (keanu kinda guessed it in the gym convo with vince) thought of vince being in an alliance with rachel & co.
thats the only reason why he would have done these noms this week. they all keep saying it makes no sense for him to renom kat but no one has floated the idea of him being in an alliance.
kelley sorta said something about the 6 but it just stops there, no discussion

>>214044029
>socks over tights
Looks retarded and trashy.

>>214043991
half of those people don't think at all

Vince should cheat with either Lauren or Morgan for my personal entertainment

ok going to watch the summer I turned pretty

Aww, Lauren ate Lucky Charms for the first time tonight and she says she "really liked them" :)

>demanding a POC to "let you feel unique" and denying their lived experiences and generational PTSD
Think we have another cancellation on our hands, lads. Cancel the eviction this week.

>>214044081
new snack unlocked

How long would you last in the house and what would your strategy be? Mine would be to win every single comp, befriend everyone, and play a perfect game to where everyone would vote for me at the end.

>>214044260
how come nobody has done this strat yet

>>214044260
id be first boot if im being honest

>>214044157
what's this about?

Ava thinks "the internet" is reaming Vince a new one for his nominations this week. She can't figure out why he would do this.

VINCE WON'T EVEN OWN IT

>>214044313
wew, 'ava' is a troon.

Hugsies with Kelley

>>214044292
Trvke

my brain is full of fuck

Morgan kek "I didn't really get to speak to Vince before the renom"

morgo is organizing the kitchen

>>214044409
crazy bitch

I hate morgan the only way he can rehabilitate himself is sex with vince

>>214044348
kek
kelley got her hug from rachel

>>214044260
the majority of bb contestants are narcissists who want to talk about their self and or tell their self they are running this house.

be a good listener, feed into their egos and you will have the entire house asking you to join their alliance

keanu told morgan the only one of the block that puts up vinny is ava, thats why he cant vote for her.
how crazy would it be if morgan does flip to vote out ava and force a tie and vince votes out ava?
W E W

>>214044465
we need more sevens

>>214044465
nobody listens to keanu's plans. they just placate him and hoover info

BLOCK BUDDIES

why are they all "white"??

Fucking cunts. Leave King the fuck alone. He needs his gains unlike you lazy fucking gabby cunts.

>>214044488
i think morgan thinks ava would actually put vince up though. if she knows kelley and kat arent, she'll push all the more to try to get ava out.
maybe.

>>214044507
lots of anger here

so weird lauren is not even facing rachel and basically just watching the tv in the hoh room

>>214044529
she isnt keeping kat under either scenario so it would have to be ava vs kelley and her and vince will have a lot of explaining to do

>>214044533
Because. Keanu is even genuinely nice to people who have treated him like utter shit. And when the most exercise you do is flapping your cunt all day and night, of course you wouldn't understand. Lots of passive aggressive faggot energy here for a middle of the night 4chan post. Run home, little normalfaggot/twitter nbomb.

BRENNEN TOOK ME TO TEMECULA

>>214044562
dude relax i was just shitposting. /bb/ is so fucking grumpy this week.

>>214044535
oh wait she is talking to someone else on the other couch

>>214044588
Oh ok mb nice digits btw HH brother

manic morgo time

oh no lauren is forced to enter the chat

You WILL listen to Vince and Rachel reference Los Angeles area geographical landmarks

>>214044681
i watch on mute

this cast seems kind of oblivious to the live feeds at times

>>214044640
This always happens when she needs to talk to Vince ASAP but is prevented from doing so

kelley did the big mak stare

>>214044720
forgot cap

>>214044718
i know! it's fantastic

we wuz havin bible study n shieeet

how come taylor and kyland raced together but not tucker and rubina?

>>214044777
can't stop won't stop

>>214044777
OH FUCK I FINALLY GOT ONE

>>214044777
TWICE IN ONE THREAD

Rachel and Jacob "was knockin' boots" in Mickey's interpretation

mmhmm

they're treating the bible like a book club meeting

anons, you're coming to bible study right?

>>214044865
They're all low info. Mickey pretending to read when she got all her knowledge from Veggie Tales at vacation Bible school.

millennial meeting in the hoh

Jacob was married to both Leah and Rachel, but Rachel was his favorite :)

Why is it alright for blacks to prideful of their skin color but not white?

>>214044900
leah was my favorite

scottie trvke

>>214044909
go ask /pol/ it's what they're for

>>214044029
i want to backdoor rachel

>>214044929
It should easily be answerable if it's so naturally accepted

>>214044942
take your race shit and fuck off i'm sick of it
get enough of it during the day i don't need this constant race bullshit when i just want my goddamn big brother threads
and your fucking question has nothing to do with big brother

>>214044969
Shut the fuck up nigger lover.

>>214044969
dude relax i was just shitposting. /bb/ is so fucking grumpy this week.

Also, it does, it was in direct response to something said by a BB castmate on the livefeed just now.

>>>/trash/ seems more your pace?

We wuz Kingz n shieeettt in the Big Brotha Trap

>>214045003
kid's a massive sopping vagina who got lost on his way to reddit

>>214044424
I want Vorgan to happen like Amanda forced herself on McCrae every night

keanu working on getting mickey to vote out ava

Mickey doesn't think she has any enemies in the house now

>>214045048
It'd be pretty hot and they are definitely an okay match for each other, at least for a while until Morgan goes full psycho bitch and rips his heart apart after fully luring him in. Still, until then I imagine the sex would be pretty fun. Just from the way she hugs him, you can tell.

>>214045072
then tried planting seeds against morgan with her kek

with or without you….

Keanu told Mickey he thinks he's good with Rachel now since she let him borrow the pink sweatshirt (he said borrow; Rachel was under the impression he wanted to keep it)

keanu said he looks like he’s at a gender reveal party cause he has a blue and pink hoodie

Keanubros, I'm worried he's buying Mickey's bullshit

>>214045331
I think he's mainly just trying to spread his new fuck morgan fixation

goodnight /bb/

morgan silently chanting in her head for rachel to leave
>>214045408
night babe

>>214045408
thumbnail looks like she is popping out of a cake

im sorta digging the mickey keanu duo

kek
rachel still saying she voted to keep vince over zach

>>214045818
it's why ropes is so dangerous, when she's not going full mickler she's got a damn good social game

going to be a standoff between these three over who leaves hoh last kek

>morgan in the room as they discuss video game streaming
lmao
why she keeps treating it as some dirty secret is beyond me not even telling her allies

Who would take their zing the hardest? I was gonna say Morgan but she seems in good spirits about it rn. Maybe Mickey kek

>>214046389
lauren? if they shred her i could see her being upset after all of it

morgan and vince alone in the HoH now

she's got the m&ms out and vince is taking his pants off

both iconic duos of the season on quadcam rn

>literal sloth ava telling others "it's 3am" like that means anything
oh fuck off rodent

ava went from cockblocking keanu and rachel upstairs to hoh and is now plopped on a couch
morgan has to be seething

>>214046691
i'm seething too. i have waited for vorgo feeds for so long.

you can see up morgan's shorts btw

>>214046700
she went back downstairs and is talking with rachel again
we'll see what the hobbit does next while morgan brings out more m&ms after flushing yet another batch

>>214046736
dang. you got a cap?

>>214046749
nope

>>214046756
hot

Do they ever eat the M&Ms/candies they lay out? Cause unless it's wrapped that's kinda gross

>>214046777
>another 777
TRUST
but to answer your question morgan always flushes them in the toilet, no idea on ropes

>>214046777
morgan just throws them out

>>214046777
we're building up
i remember the mickey and kat m&m betrayal when morgan caught them they played it off like they were just having a snack

too bad there will never be an m&m segment because it's a licensed brand

>ava's up there
>ava's eating up there
>night ruined once again

missed the cap but morgan actually does have a gnarly bruise on her thigh

>>214046938
it's extremely funny how they've been cockblocked every single night for like four days straight

he looks so goofy

Good morning ladies

>>214047329
hogg
punt ava into the sun

i'm out
at least this god awful week is over tomorrow

>>214047329
morning hoggo
someone get some rat poison for the rodent still in hoh

Lauren has played a brilliantly understated, Franzelesque game.

They will still be in those final 2 chairs, /bb/. Trust Allison Grodner

>5am
>morgan not only still in hoh but camtalking
wew

place your bets folks, will she try to get under the covers too?

5am m&ms

grod needs to stop giving them m&ms for morgans mental health. mon dieu

i mean, it's kinda cute in a crazy way

vince's top four:
morgan
lauren
keanu
will

>>214048377
morgan will not sleep tonight as she explains how WRONG he is to trust lauren and keanu and that he should listen to her

the m&ms continue until morale improves, Vincent

>>214048431
it's something stupid to do so i get it. but at five in the morning?

i would make little m&m pictures

morgan is a slytherin
and then feeds cut

>>214048377
he's such a cuck for letting morgan take out all his allies. total vince death

Dozed off and woke up to these two STILL talking at this hour???

>vince taking his shirt off assuming morgan would leave with m&ms done
>she sits on the bed again
kek you can't make this shit up

>>214048717
he mistakenly kept talking game instead of saying good night

does mickey really withhold food from keanu?? what the fuck kek

>>214048797
she deliberately didn't make food for him and rachel at different points, and deliberately put meat in some dinner then told vegetarian kelley it was meatless and to eat it
mickler is old school bitch petty

>>214048826
wow that's very bb10 of her

she needs an off switch

and we're finally wrapping up at 5:50am
no doubt we'll repeat it all over again tomorrow but with a sleepover for real

>>214047329
morning hogg

>>214047329
morning mr hogg

If there's a triple eviction the winner of this season is low-bottom tier no matter how you slice it

>>214046777
holy trust

6 days without a Rylie interview.

>>214047329
Ohayouuu Hogg Senpaiii
KEANU 4 HOH

>>214051164
Better happen today or tomorrow or they'll get swamped with interviews from the next evictee.
Either way it's going to be some bullshit like BB24 interviews where everyone harassed the HGs on why they bullied Taylor.

>>214049817
>>214051164
quadruple eviction
double battle back

>>214051973
This program is rated TV-MA for mature audiences. Viewer discretion is advised.

waking them up at 930 so half of them can go back to sleep

>>214051973
angel

>>214052607
her right foot does slip at the end there but she was cooked and wasnt hold on any longer anyway

So is it over for us Kellhead if she doesn't win blockbuster?

>>214053080
seems so

rachel watching keanu clean the shower is the most entertaining thing she has seen all season

Kat on the block be like “I am sat”

how are they getting this camera angle of keanu in the shower D:

>>214053517
we need that when laurens in the shower

LAUREN IS VERTICAL

ashley thinks none of them have campaigned... uh just not to you

>>214053517
>>214053543
>>214053607
haha imagine if they were to go through random cameras and lauren was showering during it haha

>>214053517
>>214053607
>that top left angle
you just know there’s gooners on production with hours of footage of naked houseguests from over the years

>>214053651
Yay!

lauren peeing or maybe pooping

>>214054049
angels don’t poop

rachel thinks rylie is "a catch" lmao

>>214054197
i mean hes a tall skinny dude itll improve kats midget genetics

Ashley is one of the most useless, annoying players I've ever seen. It's fitting that she's friends with Hannah cause she's playing a similar game that will end the same way. Just get used by Nucookout and then disposed of when they don't need the numbers anymore.

kek kelley moving laurens chair while she is still sat and moving kats legs out of the way to sit in between them

Kelley is donezo this week. Get the caps in tonight while you can

>>214053651
the best part of the day

why is morgan cooking. is she going to let this cook for 13 more hours?

>>214054375
I'm sort of looking forward to her "I was only pretending to be retarded hehe ;)" F2 speech and then her not getting a single vote

mickeys voice is so grating

Will has a will thanks to the military.

Will says it's common in the "black community" for people to die and then the family argues about who gets what posessions. Will has a will to sort that stuff out.

so simp's "scheduling conflict" never cleared up?

NEW

>>214055227
>>214055227
>>214055227
>>214055227
>>214055227
>>214055227

>>214055186
there never was a Rylie on Big Brother 27
you're thinking of Reilly, Rachel's last name

Mickey got a degree in project management. She said she's the first in her family to go to college, graduate with honors, move out of the country, be a real estate mogul, and do things black people don't usually get to do.