Thread 214044089

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>>214044089 (OP)
Reminder that Sir Sean did return as a Bond villain in 'The Avengers' (1998). Great movie too. Can't google it anymore without getting barraged with capeshit.

>>214044089 (OP)
He should be the villain. That'd be quite the twist

>>214044089 (OP)
I feel like having him return as either m or a villan would be nice.

You have him say for England James to the new bond, who replace him

Also canonise nightfire

According to rumors, Brosnan became interested in the project after learing that they were casting Bryce Dallas Howard as a Bond girl.

>>214044089 (OP)
I wouldn't mind an "Old Man Bond" type of movie, but it seems like they were already trying that in the last three movies, and they had a pessimistic way of looking at age.

Funny that the best Bonds are Irish or Scottish rather than English

>>214044377
He'll be revealed as the mastermind of America's obesity epidemic.

>>214044089 (OP)
>Penis Villeneuve
Fuck no!! You just know he's going to cast that ugly gorilla Zendaya in some capacity in this flick

>>214044457
>by irradiating the United States' crops and vegetables, I will be able to distribute my extra weight gain formula to women all over the country!

People do not like Brosnan's Bond films, they like the 90s nostalgia they attach to those films. This is why Goldeneye is the favourite, it's conjoined with their memories of playing the N64 while eating biscuits and drinking loads of coke.

Anyone who goes back and watches Brosnan's run will be disappointed to find some fairly dull and unimaginative action flicks. Bond is allowed little time to show his personality in these, because the next generic action scene can't be delayed for more than five minutes.

>>214044089 (OP)
Not as bond though I take it, or a retired bond to help out training perhaps?

>>214044089 (OP)
Imagine the Bond girls

>>214044386
M would be a very based touch. I'm just hoping they don't do some cringe like make him a villain ala Dr Doom in Avengers.

>>214045236
People would start calling movies The Big Screen again.

>>214045236

they must be no younger than 2 years max. it's 2025

>>214044089 (OP)
Old Gentleman Bond would be fucking kino. Connery wasn't old enough in Never Say Never Again.

>>214044089 (OP)
He was good in November Man.

>>214045587
He wasn't old enough, and he just looked like shit. Pierce looks like a distinguished older gentleman.

>>214044089 (OP)
Would like to see an old bond.

>>214044660
>People do not like Brosnan's Bond films
Shut your face. Brosnan was great.

>>214044405
Roger Moore was almost sixty in A View to a Kill, it just doesn't work, not even Sir Roger could pull that

>>214044089 (OP)
casting that vladimir putin looking motherfucker as james bond was the worst decision in history of cinema

>>214044660
Goldeneye and Tomorrow Never Dies are easily two of the best Bond films made. In many ways TND is still oddly relevant today.

>>214044660
I can see the logic in this surface observation/assumption, however, LOL

>>214044461
This.

>>214047155
Craig was a decent bond, the only problem with him was that no film after casino royal was any good.

>>214047224
nigger it's not 1999 anymore, the villain's plan to own all the news media in the world is laughably outdated today.
tweets from random rightwingers in Ohio get more exposure than MSNBC and shape public opinion more than some 60 minute exclusive interview with the president.
nobody cares about corporate speak, sanitized press reports, its boring and unauthentic.
at least schizoposters on social media are entertaining and real, everyone knows the media is full of shit.

he'll be 006 and betray 007 and the cycle continues

>>214047385
>the villain's plan to own all the news media in the world is laughably outdated today.
And his plan to instigate a world war in order to sell more news?

>>214045236
>Imagine the Bond girls

>>214044089 (OP)
>>214045236

>>214047385
This post is an example of a sharp mind with a narrow scope.

>>214045236
>Imagine the Bond girls
the possibilities are endless

Pierce is /ourBond/

Could be that his son followed his footsteps.

>>214044136
Have you tried adding the year to your query, numbskull?

>>214047885
google is hard, ese

>>214044089 (OP)
I'd rather watch another Brosnan Bond than sit through another snorefest with Craig's pussy Bond

>>214048032
Casino Royale and Skyfall are both better than any Brosnan Bond film. And I say that as someone who doesn't like Craig much.

>>214048135
>Casino Royale and Skyfall are both better than any Brosnan Bond film. And I say that as someone who doesn't like Craig much.
Yeah, but i'd still rather watch Brosnan's Bond over Cryin' Craig. Now imagine how good those movies would've been with a competent protagonist.

>>214048135
>Skyfall
Lol. Fuck no
>Annoying l33t haxXor Q
>Faggy ass villain
>Never ending establishing shots
>Money penny is black for some reason
>Plot ripped off from mission impossible
>Third act is basically home alone
>One of the worst theme songs
>Bond goes into hiding for the billionth time

>>214045562
imagine bond seducing toddlers

>>214048135
>And I say that as someone who doesn't like Craig much.
I hate this kind of reasoning. It does not add extra validity to your claim.

>Top Gun Maverick was awesome and I say this as someone who doens't like Tom Cruise

The fuck. The movie was awesome, perhaps you'd want to tell why the movie was awesome?

>>214045236
Imagine the fried chicken...

>>214047459
Holy fuck she's literally bigger than America

>>214048802
she's got Titties the size of Texas

>>214046292
based

>>214045236
The new movie will only play on IMAX

>>214045236
>The Spy Who Loved Meat
>For Your Pies Only
>Butterfinger
>No Time to Fry

>>214044089 (OP)
Pierce Brosnan returning as James Bones is THE only way I'm ever paying to see a new Bond film ever again,(or at all for that matter) so I hope they choose wisely.

>old Brosnan 007
>is a brooding spy drama with sexy women and actual words instead of a dumbdumb car blowup flick forgotten in 2 minutes
too based, won't happen

>>214049192
No one is stopping from hiring Brosnan to star in your legally distinct Definitely Not James Bond Film.

>>214049226
nice, a lot of IPs are just "we wanted more creative control than they would give us" projects anyway

>>214046339
Roger Moore was still playing the same Roger Moore was in his first Bond movie. Also, don't forget the infamous story about he realized he was the same age as the Grandma of the bond girl in View to a Kill which is when he decided to throw in the towel.

Also also, A View to a Kill was fucking great Fuck the haters.

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>>214047303
The architect meme is a 4chan classsic and funny and all but Brosnan's wife isn't even that fat

>>214049480
>but Brosnan's wife isn't even that fat
You probably also think that a bunch of burgers, fries and a gallon of coke it not much for a regular person.

>>214049480
>The architect meme is a 4chan classsic and funny and all but Brosnan's wife isn't even that fat
He had a previous wife who died of cancer, which likely included a lot of weight loss/wasting away. This coupled with an acceptance for his current wife's weight, sprinkled in with some hilariously timed images makes for meme gold.

>>214049511
>bunch of burgers, fries and a gallon of coke it not much for a regular person.
that's a fairly small amount of food for an average sized person, I'd say?

>>214049480
it's the kino expression

>>214049532
He has HUGE mommy issues too, she left him in Ireland because she had to go work in England to make money for them both. He grew up without his mother around very often, living with his grandparents.

>>214045236
Now THAT'S a Commander Bond.

>>214045236
Titles start including terms like, "Thunderous" or "Hamfisted."

Not having an appetite is a sign of sickness.
When you're eating well you're well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg6GmU6ufwI

They would never have the balls to make an Old Bond movie after Never Say Never Again.

Silver Bond in a sort of epilogue movie continuing his 90's era timelines would be incredibly kino.

>>214044089 (OP)
>actor said he wants to act in movies
Holy shit stop the presses

>>214050323
Uncommon opinion compared to "Yes I'd love to see a strong black woman of color replace me in my role."

>>214050149
>new Bond
>M is played by Pierce Brosnan who's got a reputation for being a former super spy and was new Bond's mentor
>twist at the end is that he finds out he's actually a clone of Pierce Brosnan and the evil villain is technically his twin brother who's also a clone
>plot revolves around villain using nanomachines to build a portable nuclear bomb launcher

>>214050340
No I dont think an actor saying he wants to act is an uncommon sentiment

>>214050360
Kojima invented the camera.

>>214049451
Roger Moore was already approaching (and surpassing) his 40s when playing "The Saint" back in 1962.
And people completely forget about Pierce Brsonan playing Remington Steele.

>>214049511
>Brosnan
>Bond
>Burgers
Are you talking about my sister, again!?

>>214050393
Shooting blanks!

>>214050554
I've just had an epiphany: is the actual message supposed to be "I pierced the buns of your sister"?

>>214044089 (OP)
He sure knows how to bring the necesary weight to this movies.

>>214050604
Says who? Sesame!

>>214044457
mastermind? no... The Architect

>>214050390
If the actor is white and male, it actually is, a lot.

>>214050360
>theme song is Nuclear by Mike Oldfield
To be honest, I'm so curious to see what a Kojima-directed Bond film would look like

>>214044089 (OP)
I miss 90s Bond. We can never return to that
>Batshit insane gadgets and scenarios played straight
>Ridiculously sleazy and hot bond girls and villains, hell, Goldeneye had a henchwoman who killed through lethal sex
>Dark and gritty yet somehow still kind of goofy
>The main villains were straight up parodies of media moguls, businessmen and evil agents

>>214047471
It is most definitely not an example of a sharp mind

>>214044089 (OP)
>FORMER 007 PIERCE BROSNAN CONFIRMS HE WANTS ANOTHER PAYCHECK

>>214044405
That charmless ape Craig was never Bond

>>214051445
To be fair, he's always been very transparent that losing 007 the way he did always hurt and he really wanted to continue doing the role. Compare that to Craig who phoned in 4 out of his 5 movies and it's undeniable Brosnan loved every minute of playing Bond.

>>214051154
>Elliot Carver is real and he's not just one man anymore, there's an entire group of him called Silicon Valley

awful future. we should nuke that shithole.

>>214051445
As opposed to the stronk fat black woman we were promised in the last Bond "Weet ik" movie? Yes, this is new.

>>214051798
based