Thread 214044765

How is this ugly fucking redneck still getting any work?
How? He looks like a fucking ogre, hes a really fucking stupid person (as shown by his many interviews), he has no acting skills, and literally plays the same gruff edgy loner character in every fucking role hes cast for.
What the actual fuck?

Women like a type

>>214044765 (OP)
My younger sister really liked him when she was like 15 and watching the walking dead, that's who like him, children.

>>214044765 (OP)
He looks cool

>How is this ugly fucking redneck still getting any work?
>How? He looks like a fucking ogre, hes a really fucking stupid person (as shown by his many interviews), he has no acting skills, and literally plays the same gruff edgy loner character in every fucking role hes cast for.
>What the actual fuck?

>>214044775
>Women (anything)

He is attractive to suburban white trash women.
And evidently, eccentric older japanese men.

>>214044765 (OP)
it's not healthy to live in the shadow of envy

>>214044821
>eccentric

>>214044765 (OP)
He's fucking Diane Kruger, it's highly unlikely that you're getting any. So there's that.

>>214044853
>woman that walled harder than a painting
yeah nah, cunt.

>>214044765 (OP)
men age like win- ACK!

He was literally one of the best parts of Blade II and I wish his character didn't get turned into pink paste.

sounds like somebodys jealous lmao

>>214044871
kek what a cope

>>214044765 (OP)
He's best friends with Kojima. God I wish that were me

>>214045012
Imagine jerking off with kojima in the criterion dvd room

He became ultrafamous after The Walking Dead and everybody knows him. He plays that rebel or redneck role very well so that's it. He will be in movies or series forever just because everybody knows him. Do you know any people from your age that don't know who he is?

>>214045111
I dont know any people my age

>>214044765 (OP)
idk even at his peak he always looked like a methed out squirrel to me, then he got bloated with age. He's probably also a huge retard because rumors say that he always cheats on Diane Kruger with fangirls at cons. And he named his son Mingus. Mingus Reedus.
But women are weird and retarded too, see how they gush over uglier actors like Cumberbatch, Hiddlestone, Driver etc

>>214045131
forgot pic

What's wrong with being a charles mingus fan?

>>214045131
GODDAMN

>>214045131
>Mingus Reedus
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HAAHAHAAAAA

>>214044765 (OP)
He keeps Kojima company.

>>214044765 (OP)
Its simple. Hollywood is filled with nothing but twinks now. Out of all that he's basically one of the most masculine men you can find. And the great thing about being masculine is you don't have to actually be that handsome. Its a state of being. A presence. And women like it. Men like being around men like that. Thus he gets work. A sign of the times when some guy who looks like he's from a trailer park is the most masculine actor around

>>214045131
She cucked Josh Jackson for Reedus so if he does cheat on her she deserves it.

>>214045262
>the most relaxed low effort dad bod you can find
>one of the most masculine men you can find

>>214045262
He used to be a male model you retard.

>>214045307
welcome to modern Hollywood

>>214045262
>Its a state of being. A presence. And women like it. Men like being around men like that.
God you are so fucking cringe, it hurts.

>>214045307
>And the great thing about being masculine is you don't have to actually be that handsome. Its a state of being. A presence.

>>214045320
you're just making the case for me even more

>>214045131
>And he named his son Mingus. Mingus Reedus.

I never watched TWD past s4 but I only recall Daryl being entertaining in s1 when he was a HOTHEAD who had redneck lines like how Glenn is brave for a Chinaman etc

>>214045342
You are fucking retarded, again.

>>214045338
Go outside once in awhile, you'll discover some things

>>214044765 (OP)
He had TWD and Kojimashit and a Keanu Reeves spinoff he's not getting work really

for me it was Carol

>>214045307
Also, being a man doesn't only mean having muscles. Yeah you have to be strong but you don't need to have definition in your muscles and look like a model to be physically strong.

Merl 'n dyrl in a game, wut could be better than dat

'Da walking dead, surviving insincts!'

>>214045369
Why, because you think the world of Men works thanks to some esoteric bullshit "aura" men have that others seem to be automatically attracted to?
Where exactly are you from? Some random dudebro gymscience bullshit forum, or maybe some r/lookism pariah refugee camp?
>>214045392
You cannot possible believe what your fingers have just typed right now.

>>214045418
>You cannot possible believe what your fingers have just typed right now.

Give me some reason you disagree with what I said so I can answer you and we can have a conversation.

>>214045418
We get it, Reedus intimidates you. Its okay to admit you don't measure up

>>214044787
Your younger sister probably humped her pillow at least once while imagining a dirty, stinking Daryl railing her at a campsite one night while evading a zombie hoard. Fuck, she might’ve put a couple of fingers in there to the thought. Nothing more than that, though, I’d imagine.

>>214045433
>>214045445
Why? Why would I entertain a dumbass retard like you? What is there to gain but even more material to ridicule you even further? Of which I have no interest into? The sin of being a demented retard is greater than any possible insult I could come with.
You want me to educate you on why you're a fucking moron and why anyone outside this website would audibly laugh at your opinions?

>>214045469
Shh, you're just embarrassing yourself now

>>214045486
I accept your concession.

>>214044821
he almost resembles an older japanese man but with whiter features. those japs go crazy for them whiteoids.

>>214045332
>welcome to modern Hollywood
Boondock Saints was a cult hit in 2000 and every dude wanted to be him and Flannery. Every chick wanted to fuck them. Nothing modern about it.

>>214045511
>Flannery
to this day i have no idea what the fuck happened to this faggot between the first and the second movie

>>214044765 (OP)
>How is this ugly fucking redneck
>redneck
He played one, but he's a Florida Man

>>214045511
And so it will be again considering the third film is in pre production right now

>>214044765 (OP)
Also, if you want to feel extra jelly, remember that he's married to Kruger

>everyone has to walk or ride horses
>rides around custom harley with fag angelwings jacket
>eats spaghetti with two queers
MMMMMM WHAT A BADD ASS!

>>214045545
damn dude, im so jeal-AACCKKKK!!! *soul inhaled by the diane lich*

>>214045307
That man is not breathing.

>>214045387
Based.

>>214045038
Cute

>>214045307
Yes he has broad shoulders and a masculine frame, that's more important than muscles

>>214044765 (OP)
he's not a redneck

>>214045307
Not bad for being in his 50s + not on gear

Norman Reedus
Mingus Reedus
Chungus Reedus
Big Chungus Reedus

>>214044765 (OP)
He has a unique and kino look about him.

>>214045387
>for me it was Carol
Anon knows.

>>214045387
I miss that short window when she Carol was doing a balancing act between pretending to be a housewife and being a psycho survivalist. Whoever wrote that handful of episodes should get a medal, easily the best part of post-season 1 TWD

>>214045387
>>214045861
>>214046473
i bet melissa always smelled super nice, even after days of shooting

>>214044818
Yes "women anything", what are you a fucking loser who doesn't wanna get laid?

>>214044765 (OP)
>He gave up the ass

>>214045338
Shut the fuck up, pussy

>>214045362
Step away from the mirror, bitch nigga

>>214046758
>>214046784
cute anon catching up with the reply chain

>>214044765 (OP)
He was still the best choice for Sam in Death Stranding.