Thread 214044786

>you go by the hacker alias “Neo” and are guilty of virtually every computer crime we have a law for
Even possession of you-know-what?

*virtually*

>>214044786 (OP)
>>214044791
All computer crimes are virtual.

Pixel combinations, how is that a crime?

>>214044786 (OP)
There's no age limit in the matrix so that can't be a law he'd break

>>214044786 (OP)
>Even possession of you-know-what?
Especially that. It's what put him on Morpheus' radar first.

>>214044786 (OP)
whitey power fantasy: the money

>>214044786 (OP)
Look, some guy posted them on /sp/ during a game thread i seriously didn't know it was THAT file.

>>214045341
the money?

>hacks a program in a program in a program
how does the real world even look like

>>214045482
>>hacks a program in a program in a program
>how does the real world even look like

Its diverse chud

>>214046056
Never in the Matrix do we see the real world.

>>214046056
>yay the war with the machines is over
>now we can go back to living like sweaty rats in caves and eating slop

>>214046259
They will just spend time in their favorite sim. Like, you can't do that now can you? They could make a sim where you are Goku going super for the first time. The real world rocks because you can escape it anytime you want unlike copperheads.

>>214044805
>this really big number is actually representation of a lewd loli picture
>the number is illegal and you'll go to jail over it
>this protects actual real children from abuse - statement dreamed up by utterly deranged
look what law enforcement have been demanding your respect for all this time, with all the csam databases and crypto backdoors for content scanning we built for them
they have played us for absolute fools.

>>214046399
I hope you're not using a vpn bernd. You're not a nonce are you?

>>214046659
>age verification is done by each individual website with the shittiest outsourced infrastructure imaginable
>gets hacked and all the porn you watch along with your face address and name is leaked online
Oopsie! But at least the children are safe!

>>214046056
I understand Cypher.

>>214046659
I miss the internet before the government got a hold of it

It was just its own little world for nerds

>>214044786 (OP)
>Even possession of you-know-what?
MISTAH ANDERSON, SHE IS ONLY A 3000 YEAR OLD WOMAN IN A BODY OF A 12 YEAR OLD YOU SICK FUCK

>>214046259
so what stops them from eating their slop while jacked in with like a mini usb cable that simulates "yumminess"

>>214046832
This dude absolutely looks like a pedo and deserves the watchlist placement.

>>214046859
just scarf it down then go into a simulation where you get a fancy meal and end the night fucking ana de armas.

>>214046832
Why does he look so old at 21?

Its the smell

>>214047094
>if there is such a thing...
i feel saturated by it

>>214046927
>Ana de Armas
Wouldn't be my first choice. Now LoTR-era Cate Blanchett with enhanced tits and wearing Galadriel's hairstyle and dress? Fuck yeah, plug me into that shit.

>>214045341
>>214045472
Hahahahah

>>214046056
Ayo why my homeboy get buck broke

>>214046859
You're just reinventing the Matrix, they're outside the Matrix because they can't stand the feeling of the world not being real, even if it more comfortable and pleasurable than the outside world

You can't scare me with this gestapo crap. I know my rights. It's not cp if they're drawings.

>>214046326
>They will just spend time in their favorite sim
Obviously, there's some stupid law that prevented them from doing that.
Because if they can, cypher wouldn't betray them over a virtual steak.