Thread 214044898

Would Travis Bickle make a good Jurassic Park character?

Great thread idea. Made me laugh.
I don’t think so. All the self reflection and sulking would get in the way of dinosaur survival so imagine he would just get eaten by the tiny raptors as he just mumbles away to himself.

If the ending was him killing velociraptor pimps to save a vulnerable triceratops hooker before being arrested by the t-rex police it could be pretty entertaining

>>214044898 (OP)
>Hammond has followed me for a whole year. Everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm Hammond's right hand man.

>All the animals come out at night - Brachiosaurus, Dilophosaurus, Gallimimus, Parasaurolophus, Triceratops, Tyrannosaurus Rex, Velociraptor. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the island.
>I go all over. I take people to the Visitor Center, East Dock, I take 'em to Raptor Pen. I don't care. Don't make no difference to me. It does to some. Some won't even take chaoticians. Don't make no difference to me.