Thread 214044982

Why the FUCK was she stifling laughter like that?? He was probably trying his best to make her orgasm yet all she could think of was how comically small his dick was

>>214044982 (OP)
I haven't seen the movie but isn't her thing about trying to make people feel good or better about things? This seems like the opposite

>>214045001
If she kept making those Mr. Bean faces I sure as Hell wouldn't be looking at her.

This happens to me every time I have sex even though I'm really good at it. Why are women like this?

>>214044990
it is about that, but it's ultimately about her finding her own fulfillment. she becomes enamoured by this guy and eventually gets him. this scene isn't even a mocking scene, she's just an awkward girl.

>>214045029
Could have been grabbing her tits or looking at her body instead of dead fishing her

People have made this exact thread for YEARS now. I'm convinced 4chan is literally just bots making endless threads talking about the same shit over and over. You aren't real people.

>>214045001
he's also pumping in perfect horizontal translation with his entire body. dude looks like a fucking cotton gin or some shit. no wonder she's holding back laughter

>>214045068
That's how you're supposed to do it, virgin.

French men can’t fuck

>>214045164
i know you're fucking with me but for any sexually inexperienced lurkers reading this, it should actually be like 70-80% hips. the motion of fucking itself is more like a rotation in the pitch of your pelvis than it is this mechanical back-and-forth with your entire body

>>214044982 (OP)
She's a woman on the spectrum that's giddy for her first sex experience but obviously doesn't get it and just lays there going 'guess I'm doing it'

But go ahead, keep spamming the same joke thread

>>214045001
That's pretty much every position anon. You don't want to actually look at her. It means you're concentrating on the job she wants you to do. No women wants a men to fuck her, they just want to get pregnant.

>>214045313
huh, interesting

>>214045313
Wut? Don't bully virgins. You go back and forth like a normal guy.

>>214046182
in some positions yeah it's sort of a back and forth but i'd say for most of them, especially missionary, most of the motion is below deck. unless you're just really pounding away at her pussy and it starts to become a full body movement - but even then you're still in a hip-dominant rhythm

my best advice: lead with your dick, literally. the hip motion will follow

>>214045313
Nah mate you just go in and out.

>>214046241
Don't complicate shit. If I had any bad experiences it's I tried to ram it in a couple of times. I think I'd watched too much porn. It's like running your dick into a brick wall. Just go nice and slow. The pussy needs to accept the dick. I don't know how rapists do it, honestly. Must get my T-levels checked.