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Anonymous No.214046994 >>214047098 >>214047118 >>214048426 >>214048810 >>214048889 >>214049032 >>214049421 >>214049475 >>214049495 >>214049505 >>214050757 >>214051782 >>214053670 >>214054222
what's prison life really like
Anonymous No.214047028 >>214047075 >>214047098 >>214049475 >>214052932
You join up with your own race for protection and do what they tell you
Anonymous No.214047068 >>214047088 >>214047110 >>214047795 >>214047842 >>214049475 >>214049682 >>214049893 >>214054234
>has a DUI/manslaughter charge
>literally send him to a prison filled with violent murderers and rapists
What the fuck did people expect to happen? That he was going to be rehabilitated and not join a gang for protection?
Are Americans really this stupid that they can’t rehabilitate people and instead let them become violent lifers? Is that why mutt prisons are so violent and filled with people who can’t rehabilitate?

You guys need to reevaluate your whole prison system.
Anonymous No.214047075 >>214048978 >>214049338 >>214049475 >>214053438 >>214054044 >>214054198
>>214047028
What if I sat with the black guys on my first day, just to make those Nazi chuds seethe and show that I'm one of the good white people?
Anonymous No.214047088
>>214047068
Are you actually so retarded that you believe American prisons are really about rehabilitating people?
Anonymous No.214047098 >>214047143 >>214049475 >>214053196
>>214047028
no you don't
>>214046994 (OP)
It's boring as hell. Just hope you end up in a prison that let's you own a 360 or something. Otherwise it's just watching the same reruns over and over again and nothing ever happens.
Anonymous No.214047110
>>214047068
What it is is that no other country has our society. laws and the like. Also, no other country has nearly as many black people.
Anonymous No.214047118
>>214046994 (OP)
you sit around with a bunch of sweaty losers and psychos for years on end
Anonymous No.214047143 >>214048562
>>214047098

It's called a xbox 360 'cause when you see it, you'll turn 360 degrees and walk away
Anonymous No.214047795 >>214050383
>>214047068
>character in max security
>meanwhile T-bone 16 kids dead in leafland, sentenced to 8 years, out in 4
that incarceration level was never a believable premise
Anonymous No.214047842 >>214048329
>>214047068
Real men don’t join gangs they just get loco
Anonymous No.214048329 >>214049307
>>214047842
Wolverine Beecher was kino.
Anonymous No.214048426
>>214046994 (OP)
hang out with the boys and smoke weed
Anonymous No.214048562 >>214049444 >>214049554
>>214047143
you'd still be facing the xbox if you 360'd
Anonymous No.214048810 >>214048859
>>214046994 (OP)
why is everyone okay with prison rape/violence and gangs proliferating in prison?
Anonymous No.214048859 >>214048877
>>214048810
Because fuck you that's why
Sorry you shouldn't have murdered that guy....
It's called punishment
Anonymous No.214048877 >>214048917 >>214048922
>>214048859
the punishment should be hard labour and the removal of identity not some abstract liberal torture scheme
Anonymous No.214048889
>>214046994 (OP)
Never been, but I hear over and over that the worst thing is the noise. During daytime you basically cannot relax at all cause it's a nonstop cacophony of screaming, shouting, and guards radios.
Anonymous No.214048917 >>214048928
>>214048877
What you think taking Tyrone's 10 incher is not hard labour?
Anonymous No.214048922 >>214049060
>>214048877
but that would deter crime like china probably does
Anonymous No.214048928 >>214048989
>>214048917
tyrone is an irish name
Anonymous No.214048978 >>214049169
>>214047075
Om sure you would make a great prison bitch for the blacks anon
Anonymous No.214048989 >>214053241
>>214048928
And Irish are blacks, your point?
Anonymous No.214049032 >>214049060 >>214049100 >>214049335 >>214049842 >>214053824
>>214046994 (OP)
Prison was great. I was in there for about a year and a half. Minimum security, basically a summer camp. 3 meals a day, food wasn’t great but not terrible. School cafeteria tier. But I had tons of snacks all the time so I didn’t mind too much. Lots of rec time in common areas playing sports, board games, vidya or just shooting the shit. Time in the cell wasn’t so bad either, I had an Xbox 360 as did a lot of other guys and we often played LAN games like Halo 3 and cod 4. One of the guards even brought in his old hard drive which had a lot of custom game maps and game modes on it for us. Sometimes he’d play too, it was a lot of fun and felt like I was back in middle school and a lot of the guys and I still game today. I got my HVAC certification while in there too and am now making 110k a year when before I was just a retail wagie. So ya, I honestly highly recommend prison, it might be pretty good for you and get your shit together, it really helped me. Just don’t do anything too bad so you go to a good one.
Anonymous No.214049060 >>214049362
>>214049032
yup theyre just institutions for keeping you wasting away, not to say that what you describe was wasting away, but that youre caged up and theyre not even using you for beneficial shit like labor >>214048922 definitely the same thing as school

the way you paint it most anons would love to go there and get some purpose, if it was something they could sign up for and not be in danger of getting shanked
Anonymous No.214049100 >>214049273
>>214049032
I would be the biggest cock whore in jail omg
Anonymous No.214049169 >>214051388
>>214048978
They would all fist bump me and let me be a part of their crew. The nazis would be so mad, and eventually I would become the leader of the black gang after earning their respect. Then we would punch all of the nazis and they would be forced to agree that Trump is a bad president.
Anonymous No.214049273 >>214049461
>>214049100
>Everyone is just trying to eat snacks and play video games and study for their HVAC test
>Anon keeps barging into everyone's cell trying to get somebody to fuck him
>Anon gets disciplined and put in solitary because other inmates keep complaining
Anonymous No.214049307
>>214048329
Why did he just bite the tip of the dick off and not the whole thing? Would it interfere with the number of Robson penis shots the director had planned in subsequent seasons?
Anonymous No.214049335
>>214049032
>honestly highly recommend prison, it might be pretty good for you and get your shit together, it really helped me. Just don’t do anything too bad so you go to a good one.
Anonymous No.214049338
>>214047075
you're getting greenlit wood
Anonymous No.214049362 >>214049447 >>214049542
>>214049060
Maybe higher security prisons, or prisons for more serious or repeat offenders should put the prisoners to work. But the prison I was at is good and should stay the way it is, it’s honestly helping a lot of people and most people, at least most of the guys I knew including me are significantly better off after prison than we were before. We are a bigger net benefit now to society, even with all the resources that went to us, than if we never improved ourselves and just spent the entire time doing labor. However you are right that a lot of people, particularly repeat or more serious offenders, do not improve themselves and just remain a drain on society forever so labor certainly has a place for some prisoners. However too many pussy bigger loving liberals will never let that happen.

Also there was almost zero violence on my prison, and most of it that there was stemmed from petty arguments and disputes when playing sports or games, or just general shittalking. It was like high school in that regard. But no one was getting shivved or even at risk of it happening, because people there still had too much to lose for doing something like that, and we didn’t have any violent criminals in that prison either. So again, I highly recommend it to people to get their shit together.
Anonymous No.214049421
>>214046994 (OP)
Anonymous No.214049444
>>214048562
you 360 in the other direction. dont they teach you anything in prison/
Anonymous No.214049447 >>214049539
>>214049362
Which prison was this?
Anonymous No.214049461
>>214049273
Ya that guy is a fag, there was no rape at my prison and nobody was fucking unless they were already gay before. Most people weren’t there for that long they became desperate and most people had porn too, you’d just buy it like anything else. Although porn was under the table and you had to buy it from another prisoner who had someone burn a DVD of it and put it an Xbox 360 game case.
Anonymous No.214049475 >>214049671 >>214049788
>>214047075
>>214047068
>>214047028
>>214046994 (OP)
>>214047098
Join the Muslims in prison for protection and food.
Anonymous No.214049495
>>214046994 (OP)
You find out who is the biggest whore and say "It's my manor now, bitch!"
Anonymous No.214049505
>>214046994 (OP)
Dont know, dont care. Never been , never will
Anonymous No.214049539
>>214049447
This was over a 15 ago, JB Gates Correctional Facility in CT. It’s closed now, I believe in 2010 it shut down cause there weren’t enough inmates anymore.
Anonymous No.214049542 >>214049644
>>214049362
this is why "fascism" is good. you needed that discipline. you were directionless. some boss "master" telling you, study this because youre good at it and youll like it. study it, now. at this hour, from this book. take this test, eat, sleep. in that sense the authoritarianess of it all, is extremely useful. prison became your dad.
the jewish answer to this is "no he needs to find himsel, on his ownf" and then you just spiral mindlessly from trend to trend, no real dedication or mastery over one thing. it can be pure luck if you make it or not.
really complex and interesting subject. hits on the whole "male loneliness epidemic" institutions like prisons and homeless shelter are awesome "cures" for that stuff.
Anonymous No.214049554
>>214048562
basic prison knowledge bitch
Anonymous No.214049644 >>214053664
>>214049542
Ya, the group I hung out with we were all in our 20s. Good guys, smart or at least capable people, just directionless or caught up in a bad crowd (drugs). It really set our shit straight and I’m sure it’d be even more beneficial to young guys today who are even more aimless. But unfortunately young guys today are just pussies and won’t do anything that’ll even get them in prison to begin with, they just sit at home playing video games and masturbating so there’s no chance of positive intervention, especially that from a negative situation, ever happening g to them. It’s fucked but really only the pedos who get caught for CP will have that kind of opportunity, if they go to a good prison at least. Whatever, im just gonna make sure my sons don’t turn out like that and use the lessons I learned because young me today are just sad.
Anonymous No.214049671
>>214049475
Unironically good advice for whiteboys
Aryan nation and peckerwoods are completely degenerate (even for prison gangs) and have no loyalty whatsoever
Although if you speak spanish you could try out the latin kings or something
Anonymous No.214049682
>>214047068
Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks
Anonymous No.214049788 >>214054081
>>214049475
Aren't they all black guys and Arabs? I am asking because, y'know, the rape.
Anonymous No.214049842 >>214049872
>>214049032
There is absolutely no chance you are American, lmao. My father was a prison guard, and it was just spraying guys with water and OC every night due to noncompliance, breaking up fights, tossing people's shit because someone else ratted on them, doing hospitalization watches, and dealing with impatient retards who wanted to know why their paperwork for release hadn't come in yet. The only thing that apparently kept him sane was that they let him keep a TV at his station so he could just watch that his whole shift. Granted, it wasn't much because it was bunny ears.
Anonymous No.214049872 >>214049951 >>214049982
>>214049842
My prison was American and was in CT. Idk what prison your dad worked at. It mine was nice, although it is closed now and it’s been a long time since I was there so maybe things have changed in others idk
Anonymous No.214049893 >>214050012 >>214050137
>>214047068
American prisons are designed for punishment not rehabilitation. Most Americans have downright sadistic wishes for what they want done to criminals, just look at any article on a male rapist or molester (not female ones though, I wish those were around when I was in school!!)
Anonymous No.214049951
>>214049872
This was in Georgia. It was mostly black dudes and white dudes, some Hispanics but not many apparently. The ones that came in were usually being held because they had caught a real charge. The usual illegals just went to jail while waiting for ICE to come and deal with the deportation.
Anonymous No.214049982 >>214050084
>>214049872
What percentage of the population was black at your prison?
Anonymous No.214050012
>>214049893
Cuz we got niggas
Anonymous No.214050084 >>214051733
>>214049982
Idk, my prison was mostly white and relatively small. Maybe 10-20%?
Anonymous No.214050137
>>214049893
American Prisons are designed for profit. If somehow it was cheaper for the owners, they would turn them into hare krisnha camps.
Anonymous No.214050188
Is Wes Watson back in prison? What happened with the group assault on that dude?
Anonymous No.214050352
Do these guys have to wax their body hair before every photoshoot or do they actually have none? To me it looks like these guys are 12 years old
Anonymous No.214050372
Packed full of smelly french canadians and injuns. Not too bad if you're in a camp.
Anonymous No.214050383
>>214047795
You didn't watch the movie
Anonymous No.214050757
>>214046994 (OP)
I was only in for 9 months and it was just boring. No racial division, very little violence, just a lot of retards without much impulse control butting heads. Not being retarded and having a little life experience turned out to be my saving grace, because I could endear myself to the profoundly retarded, extremely capable guys by answering basic questions about the world, government etc. who'd at the very least give me a nod and communicate to others I was cool with them.
Anonymous No.214050813 >>214051290
So how do prisoners send money back home? I heard some are expected to pay their families rent and shit despite the microscopic prison money they earn.
Wagies can barely make rent these days, so its hard to imagine a birdhouse maker or railroad worker scraping together enough.
Anonymous No.214051290 >>214051420
>>214050813
If it's legit money on the books then you can have your trustee withdraw, you can also still deal with your personal bank to some extent. If it's toonies you earned selling your hole, you need to smuggle it out. For minor offenders alot of the time they can get work release where they can leave the prison to go to work and then come back at night. I used to lobster fish with a guy doing that. It was great because we always went in at the same time so he could make curfew
Anonymous No.214051309 >>214054421
I put in the work
I call the shots
Anonymous No.214051388
>>214049169
Only thing getting punched is your sphincter
Anonymous No.214051401
Anon, where's your paperwork?
Anonymous No.214051420 >>214051581
>>214051290
Do work release prisoners make normal civilian wages or does the system take a cut and still pay them in cents per hour?
Anonymous No.214051581
>>214051420
In my part of canada I don't believe they take any. Had an acquaintance collect his full term of unemployment while in the can a couple years ago. That's supposed to be a no no but I don't think he got caught for it
Anonymous No.214051733
>>214050084
That's not bad, makes sense for CT I guess.
Anonymous No.214051782
>>214046994 (OP)
Don’t know and never will. I’m not a subhuman piece of shit.
Anonymous No.214052932
>>214047028
This. As Money says, don't go looking for trouble but don't take any shit either. Don't talk back but also don't be a pushover. It's a fine line that decides whether you survive.
Anonymous No.214053017 >>214053319 >>214053339 >>214053465 >>214054124
This thread is lame.
TIME TO IRON UP!
Anonymous No.214053196
>>214047098
>It's boring as hell
This. People were basically fighting over mediocre books and TV channels because it was so boring.
Anonymous No.214053241
>>214048989
irish are whiter than you
ireland = aryanland
Anonymous No.214053319 >>214053340
>>214053017
Rawl
Anonymous No.214053339 >>214053361
>>214053017
Anonymous No.214053340
>>214053319
Time to get your hands dirty.
Anonymous No.214053361
>>214053339
You too.
Anonymous No.214053438
>>214047075
A white inmate would approch you and tell you to come to the white area. If you don't go you'll get beaten up by two or more guys (depending on how big you are) later and the COs will take you to protective custody.
Anonymous No.214053465
>>214053017
rollin
Anonymous No.214053613
Yea I'll put in some work just gotta take a quick siesta

Zzzzzzzzzz
Anonymous No.214053664
>>214049644
lmao
apparently it would be better if guys today committed more crimes
Anonymous No.214053670 >>214054172 >>214054214
>>214046994 (OP)
According to my two friends (one did two years and one is doing six years) it's like summer camp, you shoot the shit with your friends all day.
Anonymous No.214053824
>>214049032
You could do all that shit in the army plus you'd get veteran benefits
Anonymous No.214054044
>>214047075
Toads will try to get zesty with you
Anonymous No.214054081
>>214049788
Gay sex is haram
Anonymous No.214054124
>>214053017
dubs
I have the keys to the thread now.
Anonymous No.214054172
>>214053670
what'd your friends do anon? Caught with heroin or meth? I have a crazy friend who demanded a pharmacist give her all the dilaudid -- she had to do six months lol.
Anonymous No.214054198
>>214047075
Anonymous No.214054214
>>214053670
This is what I heard as well. Also apparently prison rape isn’t a thing. Guys just fuck each other in prison then claim rape after they get out to avoid being called gay.
Anonymous No.214054222
>>214046994 (OP)
>I'm Throttles.
>*strangles you*
Anonymous No.214054234
>>214047068
He purposely took a shitty deal as penance, he felt guilty about killing a friend. He had every opportunity to walk free he just chose not to. It's a shitty movie detail.
Anonymous No.214054421
>>214051309
The peckerwoodest peckerwood that ever peckerwooded