Thread 214047671

Michigan J. Xeno - Edition

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anon, explain yourself

anyone else old and British enough to remember the Curious Alien bits from This Morning With Richard Not Judy, because I'm getting those vibes

>>214047695
She grew up on a farm. She doesn't need you to explain anything.

>>214047695
>someone who is physically incapable of having kids thinks she's pregnant and turns violent
Is this show secretly based?

>>214047701
I liked that
>humans are part of the food chain
>you are not

>>214047731
mammals including humans can have phantom pregnancies. We call it being broody in humans.

>>214047747
He thinks humans are weak. He can't harm a human, but he can "improve" them. He'll do some weird shit for humanities own good I hope.

>>214047720
Grandpa aren't you afraid that an immigrant will break in and kill your pet?

>>214047671 (OP)

Gotta say I luv Nibs new buddy, the chicken puppet.

What weak ass gay reason are they gonna have Nibs so obsessed with the eye squid thing?

Hello my baby, Hello my Honey, hello my ragtime gal!
Send me a kiss by wire, baby my heart's on fire!
If you refuse me, honey you'll lose me, then you'll be left alone, oh baby
Telephone and tell me I'm your own!

>>214047808
constantly
I looked up the clip and I wasn't far off lol
https://youtu.be/GLBnzkh9owU?si=GAO2zUFHXDU3m3Kn

>>214047855
The eye squid jumped on her face and tried eating her brains.

I’m enjoying the show in a general sense, but something feels off. Not just this show, quite a few new shows I’ve tried watching in recent years have this weird uncanny pacing/editing issue where it just feels slightly off.

>>214047855
Maybe it awakened a fetish in her?

>>214047864
Wendy Snake Charmer

>>214047864
Im very upset this episode didnt end with that song. Not only would it be thematically fitting, but its right in the pocket with hawleys awful, on-the-nose reddit song choices thus far.

Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Wendy. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her.

Wendy really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.

Hello my baby hello my honey hello my ragtime gal!

>>214047925
get your own gf, she's already taken

>>214047923
yeah they're stretching little content to full length episodes

XENOCUM
XENOSPERM
XENOLUNG
XENOWORM

>>214047695
I was thinking maybe one parasite did get into her body somewhere in those white liquids and arm machine parts and she senses this and thinks she's pregnant

>>214048010
No

>>214047864
She will use her pet xenomorph(s) to defend the Prodigy compound from a Weyland-Yutani ground attack.

>>214048046
More like she will use it to defend the BBC (Big Brother Cock) and only that

I just hope they play more 90s and 2000s rock like STINKFIST. When it started playing i felt feelings again and it's been a long time.

>>214047695
Based, wonder what her 3/4th black baby will look like

>>214048001
https://youtu.be/CMiUgV4_Cds

>>214047955
by me

>>214047775
Now that you mention the law, he is definetly snitching on pajeet considering hes keeping an eye on him and hes targetting hermit
I just wonder when he will

>>214047695
>We put the minds of children inside superior machine bodies and didn't prepare for the possibility of them turning violent
What did Prodigy mean by this? Isn't this whole endeavor rather cavalier?

>>214048178
the fact they have a category 3 implies they did prepare for that

Surprised the cuck husband scientist actually has morals instead of the hag wife scientist

>>214048211
Nips could have torn Dr. Cougar to shreds without ever giving her the chance to press the panic button.

I AM NOT FOOD ANYMORE!

>>214048233
Can someone make an WebM of nibs awkwardly flying across the office to grab the doctor?

are there combat synths in this world?

So /tv/. When is a machine not a machine?

Is this the same question as when is food not food?

Why do androids/synths/cyborgs always seem to love Xenomorphs?

>>214048233
Sure but the violent turn came out of nowhere. In that case it makes sense the doctor wasn't immediately on edge. Now if she gets in a room alone with Nibs again its completely retarded. The show is already retarded but that aspect makes sense.

>>214048220
I really hate that turqouise filter with blue teeth and blue whites of eyes every modern DOP uses

>>214048398
The animal gore in this show comes off as very third worldy. The assimilated sheep is cool though

>>214048421
Because they are not in danger of getting face raped, chestbursted and eaten by them.

I really hope they explore the "Are they actually the person in a new body or just a computer copy" angle rather than it descending into slop

>>214048398
Was it just me or did this feel over the top with gore for no reason?

>the alien communicates across multiple frequencies inaudible to the human ear
>Wendy's vocalisations are just abstractions of the ayy's communication translated into something comprehensible to human beans
>talks to the baby ayy using the human translated chittering and the ayy understands
This makes zero sense. She should be producing sounds across multiple frequencies that only the ayy can hear.

>>214048435
what do you mean?

>>214048456
They probably didn't want people to complain "waah alien show with no alien gore for 4 episodes" so put shit like that in to pad it out.

Also shows further the fascination with violence

>>214048220
Guys what are you using to screen record like this with good fps

>>214047904
How old are you?
Not a passive insult; it could be your perception of time changing. Shit seems to go by faster and faster the older and older you get.

>>214048469
Yes. But we have to assume we can only hear it because we are the audience and actually she's using the same frequency?

>child in adult body rubs the glistening head of a fleshy phallic object
What did they mean by this

>>214048412
Yeah, thats what seemed to be Morrows point
>youre not that kid dumbass youre a machine
Like the opposite end of hermit who just instantly accepted wendy is marcy, blackborg just called it bullshit.
Altho hes taking advantage of his love for his family now so who knows, I couls be wrong.

>I just want to have an interesting conversation with somebody smarter than me
>ohhh so in this situation you're like Peter Pan, no no wait! you're captain hook and the xeno is the crocodile! haha!
This is the interesting conversation? I had these talks when I was 8.

>>214048456
Cat was much worse for me.

>>214048528
me on the left

>>214048421
I wont take this Bishop slander.

>>214048559
I was thinking wasn't it a rule in Alien the cat always lives? I was wrong obviously because they kill the cat off screen in Alien 3. Still the most retarded moves any movie has ever done.

>>214048554
He is the worst character - by far. What needs to happen is this: have the eye squid alien kill this stupid retard and then have the eye squid alien talk infinitely more intelligently than him.

Eye squid alien NEEDS to jump some human by the end of the show, and since it's smart and it connects to the brain of the victim, it has to know how to talk.

Was watching a creepy scene where the alien attacks sneakily and my black cat just decided to smell my feet in that moment, sneakily as well.

>>214048584
fuck this little squid fucker

>>214047864
he cute

>>214048554
>rich-egotistical guy is actually dumb autist
it's never like that in real life

>>214048584
I hate him but oddly enough I don't want to see him die in a cliche way. At least so far, at this point he hasn't actually done anything evil yet. By all means the tech he's working on is good and studying aliens isn't wrong. Unless I'm wrong, he's creepy and annoying but isn't even close to Yutani evil thus far.

>>214048528
That you need to take a break from the internet

>>214048220
why does prodigy need wendy to do this? can't they just use a high frequency microphone and translate that?

>>214048398
i am rooting for this nigga and kirsch

>>214048528
a thing that arose from her older brother. is this an anime?

>>214048584
Good prediction anon, he’s gonna be the one to impregnated or assimilated for sure

I’m mainly confused as to why the blonde dude isn’t reporting jeet’s schizophrenic conversations with Mr Ghana to anyone.

And also why none of the other synth children have asked where the ginger psycho is when they were hanging out playing jenga

>>214048584
I've been saying since day one that the eyeball nigga is obviously going to be used to bring to life the scrapped idea of the alien speaking at the end of the '79 film. Not the literal xenomorph but just the concept of having an alien speak.

>>214048584
i think the eye chad is going on the sperm count guy or the hag. peter pan death will be involved with xeno or the nuke.

>>214048584
>What needs to happen is this: have the eye squid alien kill this stupid retard and then have the eye squid alien talk infinitely more intelligently than him
If they do this I will instantly forgive them for making Boy such an annoying dumbass character
It would be raw KINO

This scene made me cringe. So it was not some intentional, secret modification put into her with purpose, but some random, """magical""" mutation (she is a synth, how is this possible, and they were all made in the same factory-made synth bodies, just with different looks). And technology is not magic. It is only magic to the laymen. Even the most complex technology can be broken down to simplest elements. Just like human brain.

>>214048721
The MILF for sure. The dialogue where Peter Pan was insulting her for being dumber than him seems like obvious foreshadowing of a scene where eyeball chad possesses her and spits high IQ facts at Peter Pan

Wakanda Wolverine.

would a colony world be a comfy place to live?

>>214048697
>the Son of Kane
>the Son of Hermit

>>214047695
Sorry it was me. I missed my daily ass-flushing

>>214048701
I think kirsh is reporting the conversations. Footfag is trying to set a trap for Weyland Yutani and Morrow.

>>214048701
they're making the boss seem like an asshole, shows sometimes do this so it makes it enjoyable when they die. so probably.
>I’m mainly confused as to why the blonde dude isn’t reporting jeet’s schizophrenic conversations with Mr Ghana to anyone.

>And also why none of the other synth children have asked where the ginger psycho is when they were hanging out playing jenga

I also wonder this. they don't seem to notice or care shes gone, like damn

Is it me or Hermit spoke of Earth as 'the old planet' when explaning the five corporations to the kids? Gives the impression they were in another world other than Earth which clearly isn't the case.

GUYS WE GOT CANCELLED!? >>214047496

>>214048759
any new colony would be rough at first. but maybe, after people have lived in a place long enough to know how to survive there and time to make it more comfy for us

>>214048815
>no source

>>214048815
probably for the best. Name one show that isn't an extremely decompressed police or crime drama that was still good after one season.

>>214048811
You know we call Europe and Africa the "Old World," right?

Omg guys, Boy Kavalier misquoting Azimov and Clarke is just like in Covenant when David said Ozymandias was written by Byron instead of Shelly!

>>214048881
M'ask you sumfin' Rigg

>>214048902
PLEASE let this make Prometheus and Covenant canon now

PLEASE

>>214048953
>let this make Prometheus and Covenant canon now
They always have been

>>214048959
>Indian scammer vs Nigerian scammer

>>214048890
Yes, but then it would imply Prodigy Island is part of a new, maybe artificially created, landmasses distinct from all the previously known continents. The more reasonable answer is that he was just talking about Earth in the past.

>>214048959
>I'm here with your mother, and I'm holding this Google Play card. It's all hers if you get me my egg.

>wants to create superhuman intelligence
>uploads brains of three girls, two black kids and an indian into supercomputer
Huh?

>>214048953
sorry, they were never canon.

Why did his mom call him a beta? Any saars in the chat?

>>214048749
Look who Kavalier attributes the quote to. It's the wrong person. The quote actually comes from Arthur C Clarke, not Asimov. The Boy isn't as smart as he's being made out to be.

>>214049010
Prometheus has always been canon. Even before Scott materialized it in film, even before he started making movies, even before he was born, it was already canon in the platonic realm of ideas.

At Prodigy Corp, "Peter Pan: The Peter and Wendy Story" (1911 1st edition, illustrated hardcover) is required reading.

>>214049037
from what i know about indian culture beta is a word they use that doesn't mean the western cuckold connotation

>>214049047
So it's a Covenant callback. I eagerly await The Fingering.

>>214048811
Autism or retarded

>>214047695
No one said that the androids could get pregnant, it was an honest mistake on “Mr Low Sperm Count”’s behalf

>>214049037
beta = son
beti = daughter

>>214049010

I kinda figured since the trilogy was DOA and Scott ditched it

>>214048984
What I was trying to say is that "old planet" can have more than one meaning. It does almost certainly mean the world in the past like you said.

What did he mean by this?

>>214049067
>The Fingering

>>214048584
Why did the alien make the host stand up? Was it trying to immediately emulate the humans and though it took a bipedal host? Either way it was spooky, probably my favorite scene of the show so far

Guys I'm gonna coooom

>>214049079
he was sending out autism rays out through his fingertips seeing how they echoed in the eggs, to better understand their structure

what's going to happen with the space ticks?

>>214048283
that is the thing with Kirsch he is clearly team AI. When mommy wants to increase the emotion intensity, Kirsch objects. On the plane to the crash site he reminds Wendy that humans used to be hunted. He is clearly looking down on humans. Which is funny since humans made him which makes them superior to him.

>>214048584
Do you think the eye squid uses 4Chan and if so what board does he frequent the most?

>>214049079
he's either selecting an egg to prep for Singh's little bit of corporate espionage or he is going to set it up to confront Singh and beat his ass in a synth-on-synth slap fight like in Covenant.

>>214049163
probably /pol/

>>214049147
they are gonna suck some red-shirts dry

I like the show, thank you for shilling it.

>>214049163
>>>/an/
>>>/pw/
>>>/out/
>>>/diy/

>>214049178
because he's very perceptive?

>>214049172
She needs BXC (Big Xeno Cock)

>>214048554
They should have used a top manager that does all this and let the boy prodigy be this omnious figure that is only briefly shown on screen.

>>214048749
He's got to be the fake face instead of the real owner, right? He's cringe.

>>214049246
He's supposed to be a parody of a techbro. It's pretty accurate, they're all cringe loser dorks inside. Just look at Elon Musk etc.

>>214048584
>>214048398
I like how the sheep went from prey vision to predator vision after eyetopus takes over.

>>214049281
dumb question but is it true that intelligence and predatorism are linked?

>>214049281
Woah, oh my heckin science! Bravo Noah!

>>214049281
the sheep was full blowning seething when it saw boy but not about kirsch and isaac. i think it understood the power dynamics of the room instantly

>>214048782
have any of you anons actually done this? i did a few home enemas once with a proper bladder kit and some distilled water and coconut oils and it was kidna magical after my third filling and draining - felt almost 10 pounds lighter - i read it's not great to do because it flushes out tons of good bacteria but wow it was kinda a magical experience

>>214049296
Yup. Eating meat makes brains larger because they don't have to graze twenty hours a day and become a walking gut. All the dense food enemy is used for encephalization.

Why do you like that retarded cunt played by a redhead Jewish actress? All the women in this show are terrible.

>>214049296
cats are very smart for their tiny size, they also have superior immune systems, possibly one of the best on the planet earth

Why did they do an uno reverse with the siblings?
>little sister is played by an adult woman
>big brother is played by a 11 year old

>>214049354
for my fetish, of course

>>214049365
Name your fetish

>>214049344
A storekeeper once called me 'puddy' as if he was greeting me and and calling me 'buddy'. I was curious so I looked it up. He got me.

Does the Eyetopus fully replace the host's consciousness/instinct set/reality interfacing or does it retain some of the host's mainframe? The episode showed that cognitive capacity is apparently replaced but does the fusion sheep + eyetopus see the world in a different way than cat + eyetopus or human + eyetopus combinations would?

Boy genius thing is cringe.

>>214047904
They're conserving budget and padding for time. Not great, as we're already halfway though the series. I feel like stuff should be kicking off by now but apparently marysuebot needs to smooch the chestburster.

>>214049428
Yeah, like what did he do to earn that status? Is he the greatest tech developer in the world? Does he code or engineers anything? Is he a scientist? Did he make any groundbreaking discovery?

What happened to the hazmat janitor? Why wasn't he in today's episode?

>>214048421
They recognize Saint David's work

>>214049500
Paid vacation time

>>214049428
Oy vey! Antisemite

Was wondering why this episode was so much worse than the previous ones and then I saw
>Ugla Hauksdóttir,
I don't even have to lookup to tell that it's an UGLy woman (I am a smart cookie so I know "dottir" is Nordic for daughter)

Was the word "Xenomorph" used in the movies before? Felt weird hearing it. Like "Zombie" in zombie movies.

>>214049414
I would expect that it gets some input from the remaining eye, but it sees for itself and controls the host body. If it sees a better host for it's purposes, it leaps out and attacks.

>>214049414
Nah it comandeers the host like a flesh vehicle

>>214049172
>>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST CUT OPEN THE LITERAL MONSTERS WHO JUST WANT TO RAPE AND EAT EVERYTHING IN THEIR PATH UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING LEFT! THEY ARE MISUNDERSTOOD! WE NEED TO EMBRACE THEIR CULTURE AND LET THEM IN! GIVE THEM WELFARE! #XENOED.COM

>Black eyes
>Synthetic
>Woman
>First thing she asks about when in her new body are her boobs. So she's perverted as shit.
Checks out. She's not a real white woman, she's just pretending to be white.

>>214049570
yes, in the second movie

>>214049570
It's from Aliens.

>>214049544
She cute though

>>214049172
Stay mad polcel. This series is a brave reimagining of the pathetically primitive and hateful concept of xenomorphs until now. There are no illegal aliens.

>>214049570
I feel the opposite. It actually annoys me so many settings try to find something weird to call zombies. Especially in settings where the concept of zombies should 100% be a thing.

>>214049580
It's the most likely hypothesis. But then it probably won't be able to talk after taking hold of a human body. It can use the body's human vocal apparatus but I doubt it can learn human language in a few moments.

>>214049581
If you woke up one morning with boobs, I would think you would have some questions too.

>>214049172
You may see a bloodthirsty monster that burst out of somebody's chest and murdered dozens on sight. I see a doctor, a scientist, a future leader.

>>214049661
It's been listening to people talk for months.

>>214049690
It might not be sensitive to sound. Or capable of interpreting sound beyond simple noise.

Male feet are ugly, crude, stinky, disgusting. Stop shoving them in my face. Worst gimmick ever.

>>214049678
kek

>>214049690
It's one thing for a human to learn another human language by observation and it's an altogether different task for a different species with no voice/sound production organs to figure out how human language works in first place to enable it to learn English. Humans can't even properly conceive how other mammals interface the world through smell as the chief sense, for example.

The Alien is looking for a new home/world design to fit in. A few other characters want to come along too.
Weyland Yutani has proven that their milk robots and their cheap CRT monitors and casettes and Nostromo white pillow mental ward hospital aesthetic is 180 degrees from Giger's aesthetic.
Cameron, Alien 3, Alien 4 tried too make it more grungy like a Mad Max, Riddick aesthetic or Starcraft aesthetic. Which kinda sorta fits the alien but not really especially with the technology involved. Prometheus/Covenant/Romulus/Earth just won't do, they're going a little too sci-fi in the wrong direction.

So ... what IP's world design should the Alien pair up with?

>>214049751
How does Disney allow this jew faggotry to be filmed constantly? How do they watch the dailies and think "Yeah will let this go on air"?

>>214049751
I'm a footfag that also gets irrationally pissed off at the sight of male feet.

>>214049605
*PUNCH* keep your filthy jews/turkroaches to yourself, Tara Strong lover. We have 3 billion of these dirty bastards in the middle east, you have where to pick from.

>>214049661
It would be scarier and more "alien" if it didnt talk. Language brings a feeling of familiarity which makes it less threatening.

>>214049751
why are you paying so much attention to male feet?

>>214049047
Classic case of 'smart' character being only as smart as the writer. Boy Kavalier strikes me as a spoiled son of a trillionare, would've been way better if they made him stranger just look at the creator of etherum or Elon Musk they don't galavant around telling everyone how smart they are, because they are smart. Intelegent people are incredibly introverted and often appear retarded which wouldve been way more interesting than this cardigan wearing faggot

>>214049763
It's an alien. It could hear better than Wendy for all we know.

>>214049414
I think it's like a hermit crab but instead of looking for seashells it uses living creatures.

>>214049812
>mfw I'm just a nepo baby rich kid with no friends and literally no-one likes me

>"Asimov said"
>proceeds to quote Clarke
God, the writing is so bad. Even if this was intentional to show how le genius is not as smart as he thinks he is though I doubt it was.

>>214049812
He's arrogantly smart. He thinks he's smarter than everybody else because he either owns them, has something they want, or they simply work for him. So, he can be as big of dick as he feels like. If you took his toys away, he would crumble. You're right about intelligent people concealing their smarts by acting stoopid tho.

you think is kirsh literally just following orders and taking experiment memes to their extreme nevermind the consequence and fallout to his creators?

>>214049860
And also ugly as shit. You'd think rich people are all handsome /fit/ Chads but nope, they're the sleaziest, ugliest, physical & mental issues losers you've ever laid your eyes upon. Chad is reserved for Cambridge and sadly Cambridge isn't in charge of the world.

>>214049877
it's a reference to david attributing a quote to the wrong person in prometheus

>>214049890
>If you took his toys away, he would crumble.
he will crumble when SHTF

>>214049877
That stupid fucking jeetjew. And I thought the writers behind Hannibal were dogshit. Why are all TV Series writers always so STUPID? like terminally ill levels of stupid, like 1/10 eats glue in spEDs level of stupid? there should be a stupid on live-action TV Series writers. Why the fuck are storyboard artists for cartoons smarter than "writers"? I bet that was the actor's choice and the dumbass director+writer+executive producer just went along with it to not piss off the curly-haired jew.

>"Observation"
>everyone observing the alien
>the alien observing them
>Kirsche observing everything
Bravo Vince!

>>214049941
So everyone is falling in the lake of stupidity rolling down a cliff?
What stupid shit did that guy say this time?

>>214049296
Heavily correlated thanks to the extra energy meat gives to brains plus need to strategize to eat but not exclusively linked
Case in point: elephants

>>214047671 (OP)
uh what organ is this?

>>214050001
lung

>>214049812
If you want a well written smart uber-rich CEO in a sci-fi setting, watch the Upgrade.

>>214049860
You can just say a jew, anon

>Morrow's name is Coomy
lol

This show is beyond retarded and feels like a really well made fan production rather than an actual addition to the Alien IP. Leave it to Disney to star warsify Alien into ugly half baked shows that are parodies of the source material. I don't want to see a giant Jenga Set or Ice Age in Alien fuck you Noah Hawley you arrogant crown jewelling adding prick where have the good anons of this board gone, the ones who would stand up and cry out in one voice, without reddit spacing, not from instagram, not from twitter, we will not consume this slop. The time of Alien has gone, it is time to move on anons, go back to your comics and wikis there is nothing for us here.

Why was the Diablo 1 soundtrack playing in the last scene?

>>214049812
>or Elon Musk they don't galavant around telling everyone how smart they are

excellent bait

>>214050069
>keeps watching every week asap
>keeps seething

seems like youre the retarded one

>>214049890
It is not smart to be arrogant. You are retarded. Truly intellegent people don't spend effort on their social influence it isn't worth their time. That is what a dumb person thinks a smart person does. Look at Mark Zuckerbeg. I never said anything about concealing smarts, I meant they are too busy thinking to give a shit about having a sociable personality or enjoyable traits, talking to these people is often painful and cringe, they aren't trying to be suave and charming like Boy Faggalier

>>214049963
I think the writing is already on the wall in regards to that
>Lives in a make-believe kingdom filled with synthetic people and people he controls
>Has complete authority
>Compulsively plays with a bouncy ball when he's nervous
>Relying on staff and robots to do everything for him
It's pretty damn obvious: dude is a child.

>>214050123
Watched all 4 today on your mothers disney plus

>>214049992
>So everyone is falling in the lake of stupidity rolling down a cliff?
In the Alien franchise they have been since the third movie
But at least none have toppled the stupidity and lack of self preservation instincts that the captain from Covenant shows. Even Kavalier taking a deep look with zero protection equipment at the eggs he himself called bioweapons doesnt lower that bar.

>>214047695
BR2049 was all about creating synths that could do this anyway. Not unreasonable to think that a trillionaire would try the same thing. And you can't know for sure unless you try it out

Why are white people so desperate to hear you a'aight white boy from xenomorphs

>>214047925
>we're less than 2 years from predatory ai chatbots believably imitating any character from any tv show/film to enter into imaginary relationships with internet weirdos

>>214050184
see you next week retard haha

>>214050042
>We can rebuild him: Make him stronger. We have the technology
>...Why are the lungs deli meat pressed ham?
>SHUT UP, TOMMY! I'm the doctor here!

>>214050165
He's trying to keep his mind child like so he can successfully transfer into a synth. Kirsh will give him the motivation to try by infecting him with a xeno.

>>214049483
He clearly seems like an ideas guy, but it's hard to tell if he does do anything in particular himself, or what his actual practical skillset is.

>>214049483
So unrealistic.
It's not like there's anyone in real life who's praised as a genius scientist inventor despite never actually doing any groundwork themselves

>>214050154
I see. That must be a rather unpleasant existence. Or at least, alienating... No pun intended.

>>214050242
Do you want chocolate chips in your pancakes in tomorrow morning?

>>214049570
>Those goddamn rotters! They're everywhere!
>Fucking skids! They killed my family!
>Wait are you guys talking about biters?! I hate them! If only there was some sort of universally-known label we could use to address these creatures...

>>214050275
Ooh... I'm sure that'll work out well.

>>214050300
you make my chestburster with laughter

>wake up
>no wendy gf
>go to sleep

The cycle continues.

Shouldn't harmless aliens be more commonplace? They sent away a ship to collect weird aliens 65 years ago. Shouldn't there have been other alien-searching missions in the meantime that just found harmless but supercute pets or superefficient meatfactories?

>>214050413
Nah, too expensive. Gotta have biological weapons first.

>>214050413
They collected the aliens by sending unprotected crew members down to the surface and then harvesting whatever they were infected with when they came back to the ship.

>>214050401
Could be worse
>no psychotic robo gf

>>214049807
It's the focus of the shot dumb nigger

Should Wendy play Joan of Arc?

>>214050454
It's odd that she snapped. But I guess one of them robokids had to crack first. I agree with the previous anon that speculated she harbors a seed of some kind from the eyetopus attack.

>What if we got it wrong? At best we have 6 AIs thinking they're human. At worst we killed 6 kids
Aren't these 2 scenarios the same thing?

>>214050632
Those kids were going to die anyway.

>>214050498
yes i would love this

>saaaar I have brothers and sisters too saar let me bring them here and give them everyone's jobs and saar kavalier said i can poo in the hallway and the biohazard guy will clean it up you benchod bitch

god i hope this annoying faggot gets killed off soon

>>214050745
>jeet has same last name as illegal alien Florida truck driver that just killed three people
kek

>>214050632
They did kill them kids. But they're still alive, in a way. But they will never be the people they would have been in the flesh, so to speak. They cannot progress through their existence as a human would naturally. Bald bro put it best: this is the existential crux of the issue. It's not your sister, it's just a recreation you can interact with.

>>214050759
it's a very common last name

>>214050745
>synths immediately start talking about bringing their family over
Maybe I'm giving the writers too much credit but my immediate thought was he was trying to get them to bring more humans over to have more possible facehugger victims

>>214050632
He said
>I mean, if we did this wrong, best case, we've got a bunch of AIs running around...

if they did this wrong.

>>214050759
>>214050771
and yet crooked teeth nigger cyborg was able to track down his family in like a day
>let me just look 'Singh' in the phonebook.... aww dammit...

>>214050784
Same.

>>214050784
Morrow said he needs someone to get facehugged soon and he's already decided the victim will be Wendy's brotherm

lol nice shot

How is this so good, I'm really enjoying these episodes, I like that the pace slowed down after the first two, and the mood and themes.
The best thing about Alien was always everything but the Alien, the world, but here with the species variations I care about the alien(s) too, since so much is unknown.

>>214050923
This is the worst Alien project ever made.

>>214050938
But this isn't Alien 3, Alien Resurrection, Prometheus, Alien: Covenant or AvP Requiem.

>>214047855
she got raped by it

so wtf is the continuity of this series, how does it relate to Alien 1-4 and Prometheusverse? just watched the first 2 episodes, not only have you got xenos on Earth before Ripley, but you've also got alien ticks and that eye-octopus thingy. wtf is going on?

>>214050987
Its tentacles are too small to ever satisfy her

>>214050923
It genuinely feels like a long Alien film. They've used their time well instead of just adding pointless filler conversations to pad the runtime. I'm loving it so far.

>>214051018
Did you ever consider that these mindsets are the worst of the fans?
>Nooo my head canon nooo im confused!

>>214050923
>I like that the pace slowed down after the first two
Holy shit it got even slower? I started skipping scenes halfway through ep.1 then quit the show entirely.

You guys are pretty obvious by the way.

>>214050892
but split diopter shots have been used for decades...

>>214051018
No one knows.
If I had to sort it out, it's something like Alien taking place 2 years after this (so I think their ship already left earth years before this show). So the events of this show stay top secret. WY pretends not to know shit and the events play out normally.
Also, Resurrection isn't canon

>>214051042
skipping scenes
same, just something i've come to live with and accept now. Zoomers are dogshit dialogue writers.

>>214050973
Well, each of those was over way faster.

>>214047864
Me with my dads cock

>>214051030
Do you get this from reddit or are you creative? I'm too lazy to check.

>>214051054
Just didn't expect to see one in some Disney show.

>>214047671 (OP)
Still trying to speculate how the T-Ocellus reproduces or replicates

>>214051165
i don't think this is even shot on film so it was probably just some editor being cute in post

>>214051066
millenials, u mean? zoomers arent writing shows yet

ok so whats the gameplan for our sheepbodied friend
i thought we would get an abomination consisting of all the aliens from the ship but maybe well just get a xenomorph with a funky eye

>>214051042
Your brain might be broken

>>214051187
28 is the oldest zoomer age, of course they're writing on the show i can smell it whenever they write dialogue.

they're going to do something to boy kavaliers' feet, right?
like something on the floor he needs to stand on
they'll want the "nail on the stair" scene fom a quiet place

>>214051175
>get into eye of a creature
>seek out female
>female is impressed and hops into the other eye socket
>they agree to have a child
>creature shits or pukes out a baby t.ocellus

lot of staring in this episode, feels like a lot of characters are going around staring dubiously at others

When Aaruush told the cyborg his name I thought he grimaced since his surname was just Singh.

>>214051254
The ep is literally titled "Staring - The Episode"

>>214051229
no u retard those are millenials writing for what they THINK zoomers talk like

Where's my nigga the space cucumber? Have they forgotten about him? Stationary veggie bros get no respect.

Ok wendy is a big ice age fan, but why must she always watch the worst movie in the franchise

>>214051323
This. She should be watching 3 instead

>>214051323
I wonder why she's not into the fourth Ice Age reboot prequel from 2077 that features a time travelling dinosaur instead.

Why is the end credit music always to fucking bad? The tone of the show is pretty consistent and then they throw in some fucking led zepellin.

>>214051397
cause of all the characters were rebooted as black in that one

>>214050938
lmao, it's not even in the top five worst.

>>214050792
Cross referencing the name with children's obituaries would narrow it down but even if he got their address he's still a sweaty black cyborg wanted by prodigy and possibly Weyland Yutani. Is he really that unnoticeable or does he have some cyborg sneak abilities?

>>214050892
Is Raylan Givens watching me watch this show?

>>214047671 (OP)
what kino are they watching?

>>214051507
Totally unrealistic that Hermit wouldn't try to fuck her.

how are you guys coping with watching a pajeet? it's kinda tough

>>214051593
idc because I'm not a subhuman racist drumpf supporter :)

>>214051018
At least theyre not going the avp rou

>>214051593
I like him more than wendy or her FTM looking brother

>>214051018
None of the movies are in the same universe retard, they just share common themes.

>>214051628
are you perhaps trans, by the way?

>>214051507
Jurassic Park: The Lost World

>>214051056
>(so I think their ship already left earth years before this show)
No, the entire Nostromo mission was supposed to take 14 months at most, so this series should be taking place at least half a year before Nostromo leaves, at worst.

>>214051628
based

>>214051507
Spaceballs

while watching this episode i realized i really like how there's a deliberate contrast between synths and living beings. prodigy synths seem to not even be able to eat. they have to use some sort of flavor strips to even taste anything.
synths are truly the most inferior lifeform. they can't reproduce, they can't survive without charging infrastructure being nearby.
human and xenomorph chads spread like cancer throughout the galaxy. if you kill some of us, so what? we will eat things around us to grow our bodies and multiply.
meanwhile synth cucks are totally dependent on technology to exist. if you drop a synth into a jungle it'll run out of battery lol.

>>214047864
This can’t be real

>>214051763
> if you drop a synth into a jungle it'll run out of battery lol.
I think that's what they are going for with the jungle setting. The robots are in the wilderness and face the limits of their existence. Bonus points if it happens to Kirsh.

>>214051593
I'm surprised they made him such a stereotypical Indian. Not really bothered by the character. It's pretty amusing to follow that plot of him getting coerced by the cyborg.

>>214051858
It's the end scene from the latest episode. Don't forget to tune in next week.

>>214051902
btw, why does he still have the accent? Couldn't they program that away?

>>214047864
Every white woman wants to be like this in the Alien universe

>>214051858
It's fake. Xenobabies don't behave like that towards humans or any machine created by filthy human hands. I think they used a mixture of puppets and CGI to make it do that.

>>214051928
They showed with Wendy in this episode, that they can produce any sounds they can think of/are familiar with, so because his biological voice had an accent, so does his synthetic one, because in his "mind" that's what he sounds when he speaks.

This series turned out much worse than Rob Ager predicted...

>>214047864
Is this what Ridley Scott wanted to do with the cobra scene in Prometheus?

["Ocean size" playing] I genuinely laughed my ass off at that caption.
This looks like a "high-budget" parody commercial.

Last night's episode was good. Great stuff, Hawley. Bravo.

>>214052051
Said by a
Stupid
Frog
Poster
>Ssstop being mean to me!!
Stupid frog poster. ;)

>>214052108
What's bad about it? Yes, the status quo is exactly the same as it's been for the last two episodes but a lot of interesting scenes and small developments leaving you hungry for more. What more could you ask?

>>214052130
>What more could you ask?
More Wendy butt shots

>>214052130
>What's bad about it?
Hating things makes you cool

ngl, I don't like crazy Nibs. She's not crazy in a hot way.

Please use this WebM in the next OP, since I can't make threads. Thank you.

>>214052227
I thought she was hot in this episode but not earlier particularly much

>I did my time, and I want out
>So effusive, fade, it doesn't cut
>The soul is not so vibrant
>The reckoning, the sickening
>Packaging subversion
>Pseudo-sacrosanct perversion

>Go drill your deserts
>Go dig your graves
>Then fill your mouth with all the money you will save
>Sinking in, getting smaller again
>I'm done, it has begun
>I'm not the only one

>And the rain will kill us all
>We throw ourselves against the wall
>But no one else can see
>The preservation of the martyr in me

>Psychosocial
>Psychosocial
>Psychosocial

Bravo Hawley!

Transhumans are real humans!
I was literally shaking, as the "scince" Chud misspecified my red haired queen.

>>214047671 (OP)
In the grand tradition of modern writing, Boy Kavalier is a dumb person's idea of a smart person

>>214052457
> Boy Kavalier is a dumb person's idea of a smart person
Not really. He supposed to be a modern tech ceo 85iq retard, like Musk or Zuck or Altman.

>>214052507
Yeah, that's exactly what a dumb person's idea of a smart person is in current year.

It's probably not a good sign for boy kavalier that I've seen the future of his timeline and have never heard of his company before.

>>214052457
pretty much
the acting and writing when he's ceo man bad is so forced and awful
when he's just a curious dude who's a bit of a dick it's noticably better

>>214052526
No, he's a tech bro, not a smart person.

Why is boy genius catching flack for sending them into the crash? I agree that it was a stupid idea, but it wasn't even his idea.

Can you believe Disney let Hawley get away with this?

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>>214047695
Have you seen the size of her tits, why wouldn't you impregnate her?

>>214052457
>Boy Kavalier is a dumb person's idea of a smart person
It's funny because dumb people think smart people are perfect, but smart people are in fact roughly like Boy Kavalier in real life. He's exaggerated, but that's how surprisingly many smart people behave. The character is clearly mainly inspired by Palmer Luckey, with a bit of John Carmack and a bit of Mark Zuckerberg autism mixed in.

>>214052526
> that's exactly what a dumb person's idea of a smart person is in current year
Among midwit chuds and maga maybe, but such people do not write for hollywood, people writing for hollywood are progressive and see all the Zucks as what they are cringe and retarded.

>>214052457
In the grand tradition of audience illiteracy, people whining about Boy being an idiot have completely missed the entire point

>>214051018
Disney hasn't spoken on it so far, FX said Alien fans don't expect everything to fit together or some dumb shit like that.