Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:25:02 PM
No.214048550
>>214048600
But Louis comes from a position of power. He can mak or break someone's career with a wave of his hand.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:25:05 PM
No.214048551
Better jack off on a potted plant.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:27:00 PM
No.214048570
They would have said 'no' if they knew the horror that is Louis CK's red pubes beforehand.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:28:36 PM
No.214048595
>Comedian does 45 minutes of jokes about jacking off
>Follow him up to his hotel room after the show
>He starts... jacking off!?
I think that the "victim" should have to have a social worker following her around for the rest of her life to help feed and bathe her because she's clearly mentally deficient.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:28:47 PM
No.214048600
>>214048550
>with a wave of his hand
I think it's more of a flick of the wrist than a "wave"
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:28:47 PM
No.214048601
>D-do you want to watch me masturbate?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:30:30 PM
No.214048621
*african drums reverberate in the distance*
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:30:52 PM
No.214048625
>>214048736
>>214049017
>>214048500 (OP)
No one was hurt, but even then just learn to keep your dick in your pants and have some self control, simple as that. Be more handsome and not a ugly fat fuck and maybe you can get away with it lul.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:36:12 PM
No.214048722
>>214049035
>>214048500 (OP)
Some of them did say no and literally nothing bad happened to them. Some said yes out of curiosity. Nothing bad happened to them. The moral of the story is women are the fucking worst.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:37:24 PM
No.214048736
>>214049017
>>214049260
>>214048625
If he had offered them some cash to watch none of them would have come forward. And it probably wouldn’t have taken that much cash.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:43:32 PM
No.214048827
>>214048924
What if fat boss of your gf jerked off in front of her, would you be okay with this?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:51:07 PM
No.214048924
>>214049074
>>214049445
>>214048827
Did she agree to it? If so then I have an ex girlfriend. If she didn’t and he did it anyway there would be one less fat fuck on the planet. Win win.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:54:01 PM
No.214048970
If I was in that dressing room, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of cum on that floor and then me saying, 'Ok, its my turn to finish now, don't worry'"
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:55:56 PM
No.214049000
>>214048500 (OP)
they couldn't have because of the power dynamic
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:56:03 PM
No.214049003
Why didn't he ask to get sucked off?
Why wank in front of her? Might as well just use porn.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:56:55 PM
No.214049017
>>214048625
>>214048736
Exactly if you are going to be pervert, don't be a cheapskate too.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:02:01 PM
No.214049074
>>214049127
>>214048924
What do you think would have happened if you were on one of the 911 planes? Would it have gone down like that? Would there be a bunch of fluid in first class?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:05:52 PM
No.214049127
>>214049074
If you equate being willing to fuck up someone who hurt someone you care about with Wahlberg larping about being a 9/11 superhero then that says more about you than about me friendo.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:07:19 PM
No.214049149
>>214048500 (OP)
he's funny, the drama is cringe
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:07:44 PM
No.214049156
>>214049250
>>214048500 (OP)
And he'd still be a creep, so what? That is the point
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:14:19 PM
No.214049250
>>214049156
What if a girl asked if you wanted to watch her jerk off?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:15:15 PM
No.214049260
>>214048736
Women don't keep their mouths shut when you give them hush money. In fact they usually tell everyone anyway and keep the money without any repercussions. Many such cases.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:28:56 PM
No.214049445
>>214049683
>>214048924
I just got chills reading this.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:47:57 PM
No.214049728
>>214048990
I hate women so much it’s unreal
