Thread 214050044

Post some movies you saw in school:

Mouse Hunt
American History X
El Bola
The mission
Fight Club
La vita è bella
Gladiator

Pay it Forward
Mullholand Drive

>>214050044 (OP)
>transformers 2 (sex scene got skipped)
>1984 in senior year (sex scene got skipped)
>50 billion disney and pixar movies
>hotel rwanda
>troy
>life of pi for pi day
all i remember

>>214050044 (OP)
The laser disk documentary on volcanoes.

>>214050044 (OP)
We watched Radio and Rudy in health class for some reason

They played What's Love Got To Do With It at an anger management thing I had to do when I was in 7th grade.

>Eat the cake, Tina.

>>214050044 (OP)
>Grease but the DVD skips so it looks like the boys are sieg Heiling during go grease lighting.

>>214050044 (OP)
>boy in the striped pajamas
>bridge to terabithia
>scooby doo (in spanish for spanish class, was one of the animated ones)
>of mice and men
>polar express

>>214050044 (OP)
Jurassic Park
Kingdom of Heaven
Braveheart
Amadeus
Die Welle
This is England
Hotel Rwanda

we watched this so many times between grade 5 and 7 because it was one of the few movies kept at the school on VHS
every end of term or year we'd spend the last day watching a couple of movies and this was always playing. the entire class knew virtually every line of dialogue

>>214050044 (OP)
Schindlers List

300
Kingdom of Heaven (not the director's cut so I walked out cause I can't stand the theatrical cut)
Marie Anthoinite (didn't like it back then but now I do and am a big Sofia fan)
Philadelphia
Juno
Moulin Rouge
The Untouchables
Quest for Fire

Salo

>>214050044 (OP)
Romeo and Juliet 1968
Juliet booba

>>214050044 (OP)
I watched Full Metal Jacket in a history class in high school. Yes, really.

>>214050157
This and October Sky they showed us over and over again.
Titans because its anti racist i guess and October Sky because it shows that good boys study the sciences and don't do trade work

>>214050453
Fuck you are young

Schindler's List
Super Size Me

>>214050044 (OP)
>Romeo & Juliet (original and the "urban" remake)
>The Secret of Nym
>Charlotte's Web
>Babe
>The Toy
One of our classmates even snuck in one of his parents' porn cassettes and played a bit of it while the teacher fucked off somewhere. I like to think the chicks in that class learned something valuable that day.

>>214051006
October Sky over and over and over and over and over and over and over and

Cipher in the Snow. Very relevant to /tv/...

https://youtu.be/K8gilSEOteE

I guess I went to a good school because we never watched anything from Hollywood on the rare chance there was a tv substitute teacher. Did you guys all ride the shortbus or something?

>>214050044 (OP)
>The Gods Must Be Crazy
>Trading Places
>Gangs of New York (only first half)
In retrospect, my teachers had pretty good taste

I ended up becoming a teacher too and just play Disney movies during lunch since kids eat in the classroom and I just play on my phone (half hour break)
The young boys all love the Star Wars prequels but try to lobby me into skipping all of the dialogue heavy scenes.
I also skip a few scenes in Zootopia because I’m convinced it’s furry propaganda - particularly the ‘naturalist’ scene

>>214051426
I think some people in this thread misunderstood the question and thought it meant ‘Movies you watched while you were of the age at which you attended school’
Ex. >>214050824 - did not watch 300 in his classroom

>>214050044 (OP)
I sniffed markers throughout school so I don't remember.
Holy fuck though Fight Club and Mullholand Drive, those are some choice films.

Ghandi
Yes all fucking 3 hour and 11 minutes

>>214051488
i did watch 300 in school, all those movies were showed to us by professors

>>214051490
He was a philosophy teacher, we were 17

>>214051490
What color smelled the best?

>>214052271
I bet it was purple

My homo English teacher thought it was a good idea to play Zeffirelli’s Romeo and Juliet with the boobs to a bunch of 14 y/os, then we watched the Baz Luhrmann one the next day. I do think a lot of teachers are pedos.

>>214052826
>14
>Pedo

>>214050044 (OP)
I remember watching Glory in history class. Really good movie.

>>214050044 (OP)
Stuart Little
The Long Walk Home
An Inconvenient Truth because my science teacher was a diehard liberal and wanted to push her views on us
some imax film about Katrina
Romeo and Juliet 1996
Dead Poets Society
Matilda
The Crucible
10 Things I hate About You
Prince of Egypt
Selena
I remember some documentary about Anne Frank we were forced to watch that talked about how she used to stuff her bra with mac and cheese. I to this day don't know if I just fell asleep and heard that, misunderstood the film, or if that's actually what they said

Dante's Peak, 4 times.

The Passion of the Christ, but they skipt forward the longer more gorey scenes. Uncle Mel put them there for something, you cretins.

>>214052917
>that talked about how she used to stuff her bra with mac and cheese. I to this day don't know if I just fell asleep and heard that, misunderstood the film, or if that's actually what they said
lmao

>>214050044 (OP)
Charlie (Flowers for Algernon)
MacBeth (with elderly witch tits)
Romeo and Juliet (not the version with underage tits)
Summer of My German Soldier
Of Mice and Men
Holocaust propaganda which was mostly black and white clips of Jews with toes rotting off and stuff like that. Apparently it was mandated by the state that every student see it their sophomore year. Should have know something was up when the teacher left the room after starting the video because she never trusted us to quietly watch a movie before.

>>214050096
>life of pi for pi day
Should have watched pic related instead. It's jewish so your teacher wouldn't have been in trouble for showing an R rated movie.

>>214050044 (OP)
>American History X
did they show the sex scene just before he stomps the nog? What about the rape?

Supersize me
Zeitgeist
An Inconvenient Truth
Some Michael Moore shit (cant remember which)
Some Star Wars (cant remember which)

Grim

>>214050044 (OP)
>Fern Gully
>Finding Nemo
>Radio
>Remember The Titans
>Of Mice And Men
>Bad News Bears (remake)
>Romeo And Juliet (1968)
>Romeo + Juliet
>To Kill A Mockingbird
>Star Wars Episode 1
>Schindler's List
>Holes
>The Sandlot
>Armageddon

>>214050044 (OP)
bro what? did you go to edgy high?

Birth of a Nation
Roots
Mandingo (edited for TV cut)
Higher Learning
American History X

>>214051488
Nah this thread is flipperbabies

>>214053043
This guy's asking the real questions. Why did they even show it? To show that if you're racist you get raped? Did they only show the redpilled parts? Or only the pozzed parts?

>>214053005
Is it Jewish? It shows jews as some sort of schizo mafia

>>214050044 (OP)
I watched Flight in my (court mandated) alcohol class

>>214050044 (OP)
Our teacher showed us a vhs tape of himself being mounted by a large dog while two other men in ski masks watched. As soon as the dog was finished they shot the dog and my teacher was lead back to another room and locked in a cage. I would have been nine years old. The guy was arrested a year later trying to flee back to Canada.

My history teacher refused to show us Schindler's List

What did he mean by this?

>>214053931
Yes, pic related was the director and writer. Both of his parents are Jewish.

>>214054019
Interesting. I think it was pretty redpilled.

>>214053964
I don't get why people drink like this. Do they not know about weed?

>>214050044 (OP)
>American History X
NPC bugman/bugbitch teachers LOVE this one. It's basically telling young men to never be heckin ROICIST or they will be raped in prison. Fucking evil world.

>>214054102
I know it's been said a thousand time but
>think blacks are bad
>get murdered by black
>see blacks are totally good okay?
>(or else)

>>214054080
What do you mean? They're completely different.

I saw some mexican shit about a girl who sings/performs and her chud father gets angry because she wears only a bra. Anyone know what movie?

>>214050096
>senior year (sex scene got skipped)
The teacher of 17/18 year olds fumbling to skip through some tame sex scene sounds humiliating for all involved.

>>214050044 (OP)
I remember my high school physics teacher playing the first half hour of Strings, where it was only the normal day-to-day stuff leading up to the nuclear holocaust, and then the bell rang. We never finished it.
>>214050216
In a similar vein, my high school's guidance counselor showed us that scene from ELF where Buddy thinks the Peter Dinklage's character is another elf and pretty much told us that we were like Buddy because we were on the spectrum and couldn't read cues. I could read the cue of her thinking I was a fucking retard just fine, I have aspergers not goddamn downs. It's a funny holiday comedy about a man from (essentially) another culture, how this bitch thought that was a good metric for real world human behavior is beyond me.

>>214050044 (OP)
>be leaf
>school always forced us to watch Schindler's List on Remembrance Day
>by grade 10 we're absolutely sick of it and make comments and jokes the whole time
>femoid teacher gets pissy and berates us for mocking history
>based historychad kid says the holocaust isn't our history
>later in library hanging out with only teacher we like/respect
>he starts giving us the business because the foid was complaining in the teacher's lounge
>based historychad goes off on a tangent about how the holocaust has nothing to do with WW2 history even if it happened how they say it did because we didn't go to war to save Jews but instead to maintain the British empire by opposing Germany and even if everything they said was true none of those camps existed when Britain declared war and not one western allied soldier set foot in Auschwitz so we have no idea what happened there we just had to take the Soviet Union and Jews words for it so if we are going to be forced to watch fictional propaganda every Remembrance Day it should be about stuff that actually involves Canadians
>teacher admits we have a good point
>ask if that means they'll stop showing is Schindler's List
>he laughs and says that's not how school works

Mr. K was extremely based but depressing. I hope he's doing well.

Cool Runnings
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Elf
Super Size Me
The Kite Runner
Drumline
Les Parapluies de Cherbourg
Les Miserables (1998)
Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
The Music Man (1962)
Oklahoma! (1955)

>>214050044 (OP)
Schindler's List in 5th grade (yes, really)
Saving Private Ryan in HS with the history teacher skipping over the guys shooting the shit talking about getting a jewish bitch with fat tits after the war
Same history teacher had us watch the movie Centennial and it had Robert Stack in it. My friend Steve said out loud HEY IT'S THE UNSOLVED MYSTERIES GUY and the teacher punished him by having him sit on the floor? Really strange.

That's really all I remember.

aw sweet, no chemistry today

>>214050117
Dude yeah I probably watched both those pieces of shit movies and don't remember it. Radio is too retarded to function let alone play a sport, shit makes no sense, it's the Magic Negro trope.

>>214050157
again more football nigger nonsense

I watched the day after tomorrow contextualized as something that will really happen.
I also watched titanic and all the boys rioted until the teacher skipped to the part where it hit the iceberg.

>>214050044 (OP)
Troy
300
Batteries Not Included
Schindler's List
Up

>>214050044 (OP)
Roots
Holocaust movies
Fast and Furious (Drivers ed)

>>214050044 (OP)
As Good As It Gets
Rainman
Schindler's List
Romeo and Juliet (1996)
Les Miserables
Of Mice and Men
Those are the only ones I remember

osmosis jones
roots
holes
o bother where art thou

>>214057409
oh yeah and that one movie that takes place in a school where they make this dumb wave gesture with their hand and the english or history teacher started it and they started crying when he said it was hitler, what was that film i forgot

>>214057434
you're thinking of star wars

>>214051024
Forgot this board is full of boomers lol i'm 26 and a dad

>>214050044 (OP)
every holocaust movie ever made

>>214050044 (OP)
Genuinely the only movie I ever recall seeing in school.
Pretty sure I saw it a few times.

>>214050044 (OP)
The Matrix. I'm actually shocked us 11 year Olds were allowed to watch it considering it was rated R

>>214050044 (OP)
not many

elementary- power rangers 1995

middle school- tomb raider 2001, the others 2001

high school- 1984

>>214050044 (OP)
Saving private Ryan
Finding Nemo

These are the only 2 I remember

>>214058366
Oh and the Romeo and Juliet film with Claire Danes and Leo

>>214058136
trans indoctrination

>>214050044 (OP)
>It’s a teacher is too hungover to do her job episode.
If a TV cart can do your job, shut the fuck up about being underpaid. No other career can get away with this. I certainly couldn’t in my line of work.

>>214054569
Sounds like an episode of the cosby show

I'm an 80s kid and one year we were having a fun day thing so they ask the guy at the local rental place for a movie suggestion. Ended up with a movie called the Invisible Kid about a 16 year old who figured out how to turn invisible. It being the 80s & kid being 16 of course the first thing he does is walk into girls locker room. Bare tits everywhere lol

>>214050044 (OP)
Road to El Dorado, got a stiffy upon seeing Chel.

We watched the Monty Python Meaning of Life once, but kids kept saying ragging on it during the building scene at the start and the teacher cried

>>214053043
I dont remember I guess he skipped it