Founder
Fries are the one thing that no matter what homemade will never be as good as fresh fast food fries. Those freezer shits don't cut it and making my own out of potatoes is a lot of effort for something not quite right
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 6:55:44 PM
No.214053077
>>214052906 (OP)
You do realize that McDonald's fries are frozen, right?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 6:58:28 PM
No.214053136
>>214052906 (OP)
You are so far out. Fried potatoes taste so sweet, caramelized when done home and then with a good chunk of garlic and salt. In fact, I’m going to make them now.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 7:01:07 PM
No.214053202
You're unironically doing it wrong, use more oil and better quality potato
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 7:05:15 PM
No.214053276
>>214054685
>cut potatoes
>wash off starch
>pat fries dry
>corn oil at just below 400 degrees
>throw burning oil and fries at inmate's face after calling me famous
I'M NOT IN HERE WITH YOU, YOU'RE IN HERE WITH ME
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 8:05:06 PM
No.214054528
you can't sit next to little girls at mcdonalds any more these days
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 8:10:19 PM
No.214054647
Okay so what you’re telling me is I have to pour out or drink half the coke then rip the burger and fries into small chunks with my bare hands then put them in the coke and mash it all up until it makes a sludge then I drink the sludge through the straw?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 8:13:40 PM
No.214054708
>Oh, you don't EAT the burger, Mr. Kroc...
>You ARE the burger
>MWAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 8:15:24 PM
No.214054740
>55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies, 55 cokes, 100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders, 100 meatballs, 100 coffees, 55 wings, 55 shakes, 55 pancakes, 55 pastas, 55 peppers and 155 taters
