Thread 214053028

ITT: movies that deserve an induction into the Criterion Collection

Joking aside, the Yahoo Serious trilogy (Young Einstein, Reckless Kelly and Mr Accident). Reminder that Yahoo Serious was the first and maybe only Australian filmmaker to star, write, direct and produce his own movies.

>>214053028 (OP)
>Criterion Collection
Jewish P2P branding

Salo.

>>214053175
Isn’t Salo already in the collection?

I would love to see the completed Heisei Godzilla saga

I'm putting together a team

>>214053028 (OP)
We need to fracture the high art monolith in film. And the only way to do that is to provide an alternative. I propose: the Criteria Collectia.

Entries are voted in or out by the hoi polloi, anonymously. They must not be in the criterion collection; they must not have a rotten tomatoes critics rating of 75% or more.

>>214053545
Bottom right looks like some slop I would watch.

>>214053545
Funny how Kickassia is the lowest rated of these when it's the only that's actually entertaining (in a so bad it's good way.) Although tbf I haven't seen the Stuckman one and never will.

>>214053991
Hi Doug.

>>214053991
Kickassia has the most gay retard lore, enough to entertain kiwitroons and schizochads for hours of pointless meandering discussion. You could waste an entire lifetime discussing the intricacies of the 2007-2014 TGWTG era, and people have and continue to do so.

>>214053991
>>214054030
>>214054065
However gay The Nostalgia Critic trilogy is, they’re not nearly as bad as the Atop The Fourth Wall movie. That shit is ass. Linkara acting drunk is horrible to listen to, and I like the guy.

>>214054106
Oh come on now, it's better than To Boldy Flee at least.

>cast people who have gone to film school exclusively as actors
>they offer to help but you get mad cause they pointed out even student films provide food and water to the cast and crew
I normally love stories about actors being treated like shit, but when these backyard films are the final results, it’s just evil.

>>214054106
Atop the Fourth Wall is part of the TGWTG history, Linkara cannot (and does not deserve to) distinguish himself from Doug, that movie is a dingleberry hanging off Doug's ass, as Linkara himself is, and always was, and always will be.

>>214054065
We prefer to be considered Scholars of Walker's legendarium.

>>214053545
Didn't Rooster Teeth make some shitty movie once they made it big? Need that one.

>>214054176
>tfw the dude you stabbed in the back doesnt give you a heads up when he shuts down his website

>>214053991
people scoff, but kickassia does have a tiny bit of soul; it’s cringe kino in its purest form. however, you really get nothing out of it unless you watched thatguywiththeglasses during their prime

>>214054186
It is truly an interesting part of internet history, and worthy of obsession. The incompetence, jealousy, envy, sycophancy, and hubris of his gay retard clingers on, all of them stooges and boobs really, buffoons, forever in his shadow. Eternally deserving of that status. Doug won.

>>214054244
they made like 5

>>214054259
Linkara is such a pathetic man baby and I love it

>>214054266
I only watched Doug for the first couple years he was around and had no clue who any of the other people were when I first watched it and somehow I think that almost made it more enjoyable to me - just having zero context about who these spergs were and what their lore was.

>>214054259
Linkara being allowed for even a microsecond to believe he was a hotshot is such a perfect demonstration of why nerds are shitheads. All of these dorks are, really. The behind the scenes drama of these egotistical ugly nerds will never not be funny. You'd think they were stereotypical 1980s high school popular girls in a clique. That change the channel document was the weakest attempt at a cancellation ever and it was coordinated by all these clowns at once.

report eceleb threads as off topic

Has anyone read either of Brads books? He's not done an audiobook version as far as I can tell which is strange I think he's got a good voice for telling stories.

>>214054381
No but I kinda want to even though they're probably terrible.

>recording videos while driving
Is Chris on the run?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlN4TTh8tAA

>>214054438
hes on the hunt for the spookiest reviewer of all, gamedude

>>214053028 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPSaOgx6-6s

colab when

>>214054784
They never linked up? That's a money match right there

>5 weeks until Nostalgiaween

let's fucking go bros

>>214054784
Bob having an entire TGWTG tier production with hundreds of episodes and nobody ever even mentions it is so fucking funny. Dude spent his entire youth and 20s/30s making some shitty Internet show, wherein he starred in every single role, talking to himself, fighting himself, lecturing only ever himself. He wasted his 20s and 30s talking to himself in the silence of his apartment surrounded by plastic shit. No one listening. No one caring. He's so obviously been completely insane for years. I don't know what those kids who bullied him did to him but it must've been some real psycho shit.

>>214054931
Has the cuckshed been rebuilt yet?

>>214053028 (OP)
Unironically

>>214054784
Bob is persona non grata for taking a picture with Lindsay Ellis at a convention and then posting it on twitter for years implying they were friends when it was the only time they went. Apparently Lindsay found this creepy.

>>214055080
Hell yeah.

Just cause they’re my current obsessions, criterion needs more kung fu movies, especially those that lean into practical special effects, sets and costumes. And Soviet/middle European Fantasy movies from the 50s and 60s.

>>214055099
She was right to find it creepy, they didn't know each other beyond a few Twitter exchanges and that picture, which was obviously one he had to ask for. He used that incredibly limited relationship to but into an argument she was having with someone else that was not his business. Men used to get punched for that.

>>214055388
Or maybe she should have been flattered instead of being mean?

They said it couldn't be done...

>>214055080
Where can I watch this shit? Youtube? They don't appear to be on yts.mx

>>214056088
To see him brought so low is sad to see. Maybe he really is dying.

CRITIC!

>>214056583
Dahl was right.

>>214056114
https://youtu.be/IHtYtyJZZFk?si=f5fj4Lp0S0eNv4e_

>>214053028 (OP)
>Kickassia
>Criterion Collection
It's more likely than you think. It's not any less artistic than old Jon Waters movies. Hell, same group of ragtag freaks with no budget. It's really just a matter of time before someone our age weasels into Criterion and starts dumping some interesting stuff.

>>214055099
Bob and Linkara could easily hook up, I'm 100% positive Lindsay would not answer the phone if Linkara tried to text her.

Actual answer

>>214053545
suburban knights is at 5.7/10

>>214054266
What's the other one he made? Suburban Knights? Actually not a bad setup for a nerd niche comedy film. If Doug were more talented he could have made that an actual, real movie.

Where does Doug's quiz show sit?

>>214057732
Like every wild opportunity Doug got no one else ever could dream of, it was shit as a real production. Doug isn't a bad guy but I can't think of anyone who got more real shots than him. 3 crowdfunded movies, a crowdfunded tv show, a crowdfunded game show, and he sucked at all of them.

>>214053545
Ashens is the only e-celeb who made a passable movie

>>214053545
So in the end, YouTube just creates 5/10 filmmakers?

>>214053028 (OP)
Sage.

Don't spread plague.

Your shit obviously has no merit. You can tell that from looking at it. You didn't, you're a traitor. Should be instantly disregarded upon seeing something so degenerate. No place in or out. Opposed. Destroyed. None of going on infexting others. Others see coeardice called what it is, not what it tries to ascociate with. That free of cowards.

Anyone who has willing watched this or any such rapists should be killed.

>>214058003
>2012+13
>Using sage as a downvote

>>214053028 (OP)
Outsider art

>>214053545
who are bottom ones from?

>>214058003
Linkara we know about your spaceship.

>>214054278
Except for Spoony, the only CA member superior to Doug. I will never give up hope, God damn it, not while there is still breath in my body. He will be back.

>>214060546
Does he even show up on Curtis streams anymore?

>>214057921
huh? Ashens made a movie?

>>214054366
>That change the channel document was the weakest attempt at a cancellation ever and it was coordinated by all these clowns at once.
I will never get over that Jane Doe who accused Jew-Wario of grooming her, despite being older than 18 at the time, because she claimed to be "mentally 16", whatever the fuck that even means. I have never watched a single video made by that man, but it genuinely bothers me how most people assume him to be a pedophile rapist based solely on anonymous accussations leaked after his death, when he can't even defend himself. It's especially grim how people interpret his suicide as an admission of guilt. People learned nothing from ProJared, and they never will.

>>214060770
Yeah, really eye opening how even with how quickly the whole thing fell apart that years later you still have people that believe that document

>>214060677
Maybe. That dude has been posting about it for a long time now, but I've never seen a frame of it.

>>214056114
they're all on archive.org iirc

>>214060859
It's a goddamn mess. Pages upon pages of Lupa just being catty and bringing up every minor annoyance she had with the Walker brothers, and then boom, hardcore accusations of JewWario being a rapist, and then some more petty bullshit about late e-mails or some shit. These are not serious people, and anyone who regards that document as anything more than gossip is a drooling retard. Maybe Justin was a horrible person, but I wouldn't know, because all I have to go by are a few lines of text from faceless accusers. If anything happened between Justin and his accusers, it's a matter between those parties and law enforcement, and nobody else. In my eyes, he is innocent, because nothing else has actually been proven, for fuck's sake.

>>214060677
>>214060885
He made two actually

>>214053545

Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie: A hot mess, but it does actually show that James Rolfe has skill as a film maker. It is ambitious at least.

Kickasia: Funny idea... but it feels like a bunch of early 2000 era youtbers who got together with a bunch of costumes to make a disjointed movie.

Space Cop: It took 12 years to make...

You Shall Be so Proud of Her: I have no idea what this is... who made this?

>>214053058

Freddy Got Fingered : The Chrysler LeBaron of art... A rocket powered wheel chair of pure mastery.

>>214054651
Kinda sad this wasn't brought up on slightly autistic but I felt like Doug was going to mention it but decided to drop it because he knows this guy gets shit on an awful lot, and knows the guy feels bad already

>>214053028 (OP)
this garbage is on the collection so anything can get in

>>214054259
Linkara is a tranny fucking bitch

>>214061724
>Freddy Got Fingered : The Chrysler LeBaron of art... A rocket powered wheel chair of pure mastery.

https://youtu.be/pINt7P5nYEY

> "Wait... "
> "What?"
> "You're not taking that bus to Los Angles"
> "You bought me a ticket on this bus to Los Angeles"

>>214053028 (OP)
And the animated pick goes to...

>>214053545
AVGN is much better than NC, but Kickassia is better than the AVGN movie. Kickassia is beyond crummy and rough around the edges, and overall really cringe, but at least it delivers exactly what it intended: The CA ensemble doing a bunch of goofy shit and making a clusterfuck of inside jokes and references that only their fans would get. The AVGN Movie by contrast has next to nothing to do the with the actual AVGN videos. It doesn't even feel like a spinoff and it's pretty much unwatchable, even for fans. James also turns the character into a literal power cuck, so there's that. Seriously, who the fuck even are these people?

>>214062083
Unironically current NC>>>>>>>>current AVGN. Classic Nerd is easily superior but nu-Nerd falls short of NC.