Thread 214054461

>>214054461 (OP)
>the government

>>214054461 (OP)
>FUCKING RONALD "HITLER" REAGAN

Admit it: you used to enjoy his comedy before extremists on the internet poisoned your mind, made you hateful, and robbed you of the ability to experience joy.

>>214054461 (OP)
jeety thread

>>214054461 (OP)
>It's a small club buddy, and you're not part of it.
>Now me? Yeah, I'm part of it. I have a nice 2 million dollar mansion in a nice swanky neighborhood in Hollywood. You can find me at swanky parties and talking to the elites of society unlike you slime. I just use you to get famous.

The King of Midwits

>>214054506
this

>>214054494
Yes, it's pajeets who hate Carlin's "kill white people" routine
>>214054489
>extremists on the internet poisoned your mind, made you hateful, and robbed you of the ability to experience joy
So Carlin?

>>214054461 (OP)
>White guys do NOT look cool with their hat backwards. That's ONLY for BLACK guys who are COOLER than YOU.
*boomer audience erupts in laughter*

>>214054579
nah its jeets who post the same low effort shit threads to waste your time

>chudcels still butthurt about him
lol

weird how these threads are just filled with random unoriginal quotes you guys make up instead of anything he actually said

>>214054641
doubt it, they have better things to do

>In the late 1960s, Carlin made about $250,000 annually.
Adjusted for inflation that's $2.5M a year. Literally top 0.1% of earners. Why did he even attempt to do counter-culture stuff when he was by all accounts an elite before most of us were even born?

>>214054717
you'd be surprised how much time is saved by not wiping

>>214054693
I hate groups of people. I hate a group of people with a 'common purpose'. 'Cause pretty soon they have little hats. And armbands. And fight songs. And a list of people they're going to visit at 3am.

>>214054693
>>214054664
see what i mean?

you thought this thread was organic? >>214054641

>>214054693
Oh, here you go buddy.

WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING CHRISTIAN

FUCK YOU

>>214054693
>I'm tired of white guys wearing sunglasses and blowing into a harmonica like they're cool, you're not cool.
>White guys shouldn't be allowed to play the blues.
>What the fuck do white people have to be blue about?
>The banana republic ran out of khakis?
>The espresso machine is jammed??
>Hootie and the Blowfish are breaking up???
>Shit, white people oughta understand their job is to give people the blues, not to get them!

>>214054693
>Hey you white piece of shit, turn your god damn hat forward. Wearing you hat backwards is for black people ONLY. You're not pulling it off, you're not cool. Just stop. I don't think white people should be trying to dance like blacks. Stop that. Stick to your faggoty polka and waltzes and that repulsive country line dancing shit that you do and be yourself. Be proud, be white and be lame and get the fuck off the dance floor. And turn your god damn hat around straight. Wearing your hat backwards is for black guys only. Just stop, you're not cool, you're white.

>>214054782
hmmm. so the redditroon that shot up a church and killed kids today was only doing it symbolically?

>>214054693
The bot's Colbert and Jon Stewart threads don't get the same traction from the chuds that these do. He's reposted this one like 50 times in the past few months.

>>214054894
Yes, he was just trying lower carbon emissions.

WHITE
SUBURBAN
MIDDLE CLASS
BANKERS

>>214055051
shitty forced meme

>>214054461 (OP)
when did he say that?!

>>214054461 (OP)
He's screaming in hell right now.

Demonic individual

>>214055051
He never said this either.

>>214055247
They don't care and will keep spamming it until more people believe he said it.

>>214055315
Seems so.
It's idiotic that people think George Carlin was some kind of politically correct nut, he had an entire bit talking about 'niggers'.

Also has anyone else started getting the 'please wait a while before making a post' all of a sudden today? Started happening after a browser update and now every browser has this problem after never having it before..

>>214055247
>>214055315
are you retarded?

>>214055247
>Forget the dealers, you want to slow down that drug traffic, you got to start executing a few of these fucking bankers. White, middle class Republican bankers.
>And I'm not talking about soft, American executions, like lethal injection. I'm talking about fucking crucifixion folks! Let's bring back crucifixions. A form of capital punishment the Christians and Jews of America can really appreciate. And I'd go a little further, I'd crucify people upside-down. Like Saint Peter, feet up, head down. And naked. I'd have naked upside-down crucifixions on TV once a week at halftime on the Monday Night Football game! Halftime! Monday Night! The Monday Night Crucifixions! You'd have people tuning in, don't even care about Football! Wouldn't you like to hear Dan Dierdorf explain why the nails have to go in at a certain angle? And I'll guarantee you one thing. You start execut- you start nailing one white banker per week to a big wooden cross, you're going to see that drug traffic begin to slow down pretty fucking quick. Pretty fucking quick- you won't even be able to buy drugs in schools and prisons anymore!
I don't get it.

>>214054664
It is funny to me. Im a massive Carlin fan and he made fun of everyone. Literally everyone. Chuds just cherry pick when he made fun of conservatives or whites.

>>214055437
Most of his stand up routines weren't even about politics or race. It's so weird how whatever group keeps spamming these threads here desperately wants people to think his entire routine was anti-white and anti-conservative.

>>214055453
lol no u

>>214055437
>'please wait a while before making a post'
This is killing 4chan especially blue boards.
/biz/ and /fit/ are practically dead now days

>>214055051
Wasn't it white middle class republican bankers?

>>214055437
>>214056043
>>214056060
It's because of these 2 videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8WE23x3CCQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0C_W0tydS2E

>>214054693
>WHITES? KILL EM
>BLACKS? WORSHIP EM
>JEWS? ZIPPITY DOO DAA
>BANKERS? WHITE, CHRISTIAN AND MIDDLE CLASS

>>214054664
it's a daily ritual for them at this point

>>214056169
can just tell from the thumbnails that these videos were made by browns ergo i shan't be watching them

>>214054461 (OP)
still getting bumped why
very organic >>214056043

>>214056232
The 2nd video was made by this guy

>>214056169
holy kek
these guys are obsessed

>>214056533
buy an ad

What is it with the weird tactic reddit uses where they try calling people brown despite being champions of white replacement?

>>214054461 (OP)
Asked if he was a democrat or republican, left or right George Carlin was very clear. He stated over and over he was neither. When pressed repeatedly if he had to choose he simply stated if he had to describe it he was just ever so slightly to the left of center. A minuscule amount and that was ONLY because of his views on abortion. (Basically population reduction)
George hated the entire system. He was not a cheerleader, champion for either side.

>>214056727
>just ever so slightly to the left of center. A minuscule amount and that was ONLY because of his views on abortion.
Hes literally me.

>>214056727
>entire career is based around fuck rich people, fuck white people, fuck christians, fuck capitalism lmao
>”but I’m neither a liberal nor a conservative”
oh well that settles that then

>Based George still triggering snowflakes from beyond the grave
Lmao

>>214056727
I really wonder if he would be calling out wokeness an political correctness ifhe lived today

>>214056567
ironic

>>214056983
He's just the epitome of an edgy Gen X nihilist

>>214054489
Not really no. I really liked him in Dogma but the stand up special I watched was preachy whiny bullshit.
Richard Pryor too

>>214054461 (OP)
>white Anglo Saxon protestants are FUCKING THIS COUNTRY UP!

Amazing how you culd be 50 years old, unfunny and at the tail end of your career rehashing material and they would give you 20 HBO specials if you came out doing this type of minstrel show.

>>214057044
He was so lazy he got kicked out of the Air Force. The Air Force (the branch that is 97% paid to keep office chairs warm) said he was unproductive. That is an awe inspiring amount of don’t-give-a-fuck.

>>214054782
>vietnam
Started by democrats ended by republicans
>nuclear weapons
democrats
>police out of control
always because of out of control niggers

>>214056067
It happened to me after installing an older waterfox version after a shitty new update, the odd thing is it caused the issue on all my other browsers too. Right this moment it doesn't seem to happen as much although the captcha looks different. Similar to what happened after 4chan went down and then everyone was struggling to post for a while.

>>214054504
>2 million dollars
lmao
when did he own that house, the 60s?

>>214054489
I just don't think he's funny. I don't even have to go into his faggy, safe-edgy, political preaching, his non-political stuff is equally dull. The bit where he talks about having a great immune system is cringe (ironic considering how he died fairly young), his bit about praying to Joe Pesci is just horrendous, his cocksucker rant about that one heckler is just embarassing. It's all just a bunch of self-congratulatory, self-important ranting, no setups, no punchlines, no wit, no laughs. The only bit he has which I enjoy is the one about entropy, but it's still not funny. Even when I was a left-leaning teenager he never once made me even crack a smile. The long line of standups paying constant tribute to him as the all-time greatest just feels like the comedy version of the emperor's new clothes to me. Louis CK and Bill Burr are just as left-leaning and occassionally anti-white as Carlin, except they actually make me laugh ever once in a while.

If you are a Carlin fan, sincerely, what is his funniest bit? Something to rival Norm Macdonald's coma joke.

>>214054489
shalom
carlin was never funny. all he has is his DELIVERY, he reeeally has a nice VOICE and preachy SPEECH pattern. hes like a white farrakhan but his religion is jewish white-hating commie BS. one could also compare his material to the faux-comedic hypnosis/indoctrination style of Last Week Tonight. the few jokes that there are, are extremely basic and unfunny. you are right though, most people enjoy such stuff in an impressionable age where they can't fully distinguish between content and circumstances of delivery, and they have an easier time finding joy in meaningless or even harmful things, and its no coincidence that efforts towards indoctrination have always concentrated on the young

those damn white christian bankers, those (pause) FUCKERS (MASSIVE LAUGHTER AND APPLUSE)

>>214054504
>>214058006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsTXIH2EMMM

>>214058246
I concur. Carlin was a great public speaker, but a poor comedian. The former is much less impressive than the latter. His cocksucker rant about that one heckler, despite being vulgar, comes more across as a self-important teacher snapping at an impudent kid for talking during class than a comedian that actually knows how to work a room.

>>214058396
Ted Kaczynski was right. It's truly remarkable how eager people are to worship controlled opposition and confuse compliance for rebellion. Fight the power, watch HBO!

>>214054461 (OP)
>Dead for over 15 years
>Still a better comedian than all the others including "I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!"
The power of this grandpa is too damn strong

>>214058884
What's his funniest joke?

>>214058922
i laughed the hardest when he said "it's a club, and youre not in it" from his multimillion dollar mansion

>>214054641
Coomslop /pol/jak threads are low effort, this invites actual discussion smart ass

>>214058884
He's no more or less disingenuous than the literal shill "comedians" hyping themselves as the counter culture while hosting podcasts with the literal director of the CIA or FBI or a billionaire techbro. So yes even if you consider him a complete hypocrite he's still better.

>>214058992
>literal shill "comedians" hyping themselves as the counter culture while hosting podcasts with the literal director of the CIA or FBI or a billionaire techbro.
Source?

>>214054489
I still enjoy it. My uncle used to say
>the only people who can't laugh about jokes at their own expense are commies, liberals, and fags
>but i repeat myself
George Carlin and Eddie Izzard were his favorites. This was back in the 90s.

>gig at a venue in the black part of town
>"whatchall jive turkeys mama said mmmmhhhmmm das wut i said no need brotha got errthing he need corn bread n grits mmmmhmm"

More cringe than a speech by Obama.

>>214054489
everything carlin peddled in his performances was poison for the soul. only retarded hylics find him funny still.

>>214054489
>I'm going to tell you just enough of the truth to make you angry and then I'm going to tell you to vote for the Democrats because they're the real good guys.