Thread 214054877

>Characters lock eyes in a bar
>Hard cut to them having sex

>>214054877 (OP)
directed by me

>Characters lock eyes in a kindergarden
>Hard cut to them having sex

>character asks for an increase in salary
>gets the boot

What is the guy whispering in the woman’s ear right before she laughs and it cuts to them fucking in the next scene?
It can’t be an inside joke because they just met.
It’s got to be something along the lines of “hey I’m gonna take you back to my apartment and fuck you” but I think it would be slightly more clever than that if it makes her giggle.

>>214054877 (OP)
Something that will never happen to me

>>214054984
>What is the guy whispering in the woman’s ear right before she laughs and it cuts to them fucking in the next scene?
"Sneed"

>>214054877 (OP)
I met some grad student in a bar afterwork one day and she actually invited me back to her place. We ended up smoking weed in her bed and I sort of knew she expected me to bang her or something but I didn't feel like getting some random STD. I ended up raiding her fridge and bailing while she was in the bathroom. Thanks for reading my blog.

>>214055184
Based retard.

>>214054984
>"Let's watch pirated films at home on my laptop"