Thread 214054953

The main character from the last thing you watched has been replaced by prime Christina Hendricks.
How much does it change?

it would be strange seeing her replace an asian teen at her age.

>>214054953 (OP)
>Weapons
She could replace Josh Brolin so she can team up with the cute jewess to solve the mystery. Maybe have a 20 minute lesbian sex scene at the end to celebrate their victory.

>>214054953 (OP)
Dexter now has giant tits

>>214054953 (OP)
I am rewatching Thw Wire.

Imagine her in a sexy witch outfit torturing your cock and balls with her mind while mind controlling the rest of the coven to lez out around you
That would suck haha

>>214054953 (OP)
Would love to see her in kill bill

>>214054953 (OP)
>Mad Men
So do Hendricks and Jon Hamm switch roles? Or does Hendricks play both parts?

>>214054953 (OP)
>Confess, Fletch
I don't marginally better. It wasn't a very good movie.

>>214054953 (OP)
>Star Wars episode 3.
I guess Christina Hendricks is Anakin Skywalker or whatever his female name would be. And would be in a secret lesbian relationship in Padme.

Padme would obviously not be pregnant in this version. I guess Episode 3 would go the same Palpatine would just put different Padme is dying dreams. But OT would be completely different since Luke nor Leia would be born.

>>214055446
I just realized I didn't even put the Mad Men connection together.

>>214054953 (OP)
Lesbian sex with Jen in the IT department of Reynholm Industries.

>>214055614
>Vader is a goth chick with huge tits
>There prophecy to defeat the dark side is unfulfilled
>The Empire conquers the galaxy and submits to mommy Hendricks
kino

>>214054953 (OP)
Christina Hendricks as Cassian Andor? She'd never be able to go undercover like Andor does, he massive chest would make her stick out no matter where she goes or what she wears

Christina Hendricks is now the Taskmaster.

>>214056039
>Christina Hendricks bullying you for doing badly on a task
h-hot

>>214054953 (OP)
CH as Don Draper, but CH is already on Mad Men.

>>214054953 (OP)
>The Terror
women on board is bad luck

>>214054953 (OP)
Would be hot to see her with another woman.

“Forgetting Sarah Marshall”
That would be an enormous change

>>214054953 (OP)
> prime Christina Hendricks mommy porn
I think I won.

>>214054953 (OP)
>prime
She was always fat so when exactly was that?

>>214054953 (OP)
>The Last Man On Earth
title becomes confusing

>>214054953 (OP)
It really is an absolute shame she never went topless. Her dopplegangers Bryce and Jessica both unleashed the titties....Hendricks is so fucking selfish.

Voyager with a Seven of Nine episode. I think it's an improvement. Imagine a giant boobed redhead in a bodysuit like Seven's.

>>214054953 (OP)
Captain Christina Hendricks of the U S S Enterprise

>>214057294
Classic TOS uniform or TNG uniform?

>>214057370
she would look bussin in the female uniform from TOS but with a neckline like Troi's on TNG but even lower

>>214057072
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1756326763255957.mp4

>>214054953 (OP)
Does anyone have the image where it's a sort of fictional second person narrative where you are an 18 year old whose dad is dead being raised by a single mother, and there are a variety of older women in your life who are sexually and/or romantically interested in you?
Aunt, cousin, various schoolteachers, etcetera.
And they're all cast as various celebrities.
Hendricks was one, Jessica Biel was probably another, etcetera.

I remember one of them was your guidance counselor who was concerned about the vast number of older women who desired you.

It was pretty well-written and funny in an understated way.

>>214054953 (OP)
>The Blacklist
Does she replace Keen or Reddington? Hot either way

>>214057246
and no kids so no blonde blue eyed pale titcows for the next generations

>>214054953 (OP)
Cool

>>214058179
>non-Italian lesbian somehow in charge of the Jersey family
Needs more sex scenes between “Tony” and Carn

>>214054953 (OP)
Shin Godzilla

>>214054953 (OP)
>FX's The Americans.
Holy shit. Prime Keri Russell is hot, but this is now a completely different show, in a good way.

>>214054953 (OP)
That Bundy documentary just got a whole lot sexier.

well...

>>214054953 (OP)
>godzilla starring christina hendricks
um.. yeah it'd be weird

>>214054953 (OP)
Becomes awful because now there's a fat ugly evil pig

>>214057851
Search for Mommy Cinematic Universe on any 4chan tv related archive
Those were good days

>>214059106
ty

>>214054953 (OP)
imagine her wearing a short black shirt with black stockings. when she enters the prison to check on Bruce Willis on the 12 monkeys

>>214057882
She’s Aram and constantly flirting with the hot Persian chick

am rewatching firefly and this was the last episode i watched. my cock would have exploded

>>214059868
that episode is so good. cpt reynolds is a stronger man than me, i would have married her on the spot (i wouldn't have cared that she's a spy)

>>214060199
yes, the correct move would be to immediately become evil and recruit her. she would have made an excellent second in command and you could finally make some fucking money without being a pathetic smuggler living paycheck to paycheck. can you imagine how badly zoe and inara would be seething about losing their work husband like that too? glorious

>>214054953 (OP)
>The X-Files with 2 (two) hot redheads
>also they're lesbians

I could get behind that...

>>214060830
from mid to goddess. flatfags in shambles

>>214054953 (OP)
>Fox Mulder and Big Tits Scully
yes

>>214060830
you wouldnt want to share some prompts, would you

>>214060315
you know, I never really thought about this, but you're onto something pal
>>214054953 (OP)
>The Tick (2001 with Warburton)
Captain Liberty's costume had a nice tit window, hnnngggg

>>214054953 (OP)
Wow, BBW asshole porn starring Christina Hendricks. Thanks, OP!

>replaces Liam Neeson in The Naked Gun
>dresses up in a schoolgirl outfit then fucks a dog
I mean...

>>214054953 (OP)
Would honestly be pretty interesting.

>>214054953 (OP)
>Why Don't You Play In Hell
I don't think she's that enthusiastic about film.

>>214055033
>prime Christina Hendricks wraps up a naked Yvonne Strahovski in plastic and then fucks her
My penis would never recover

>>214061283
She should do that. Just for fun

>>214054953 (OP)
irreversible

fat with fake boobs... whats the point

>>214054953 (OP)
but anon the last thing i watched is blue is the warmest color

>>214055371
she plays both parts

Upload stops being romantic and becomes a sad old woman preying on a young guy.

>>214054953 (OP)
>Tank Girl
yeah that doesn't work. She would probably run out of air doing half the things she does in the movie

>>214064366
You need to be straight to get it

>>214054953 (OP)
The Society is suddenly a much better show

>>214054953 (OP)
I watched Gianna Michaels get railed and swallow cum so I win.

>>214056651
It's gonna change title to Two Things I'll Never Forget (4U)

>>214054953 (OP)
Strange Days (1995)

>>214065305
Attraction to obesity is a mental illness on par with homosexuality

>>214067407
low test cope

>>214067758
Obesity causes infertility
Your hormones are likely imbalanced

>>214067838
Prime Hendricks was curvy, not obese. Again, low test

>>214054953 (OP)
Why didn't she do it?

People blame many past events, but I blame Christina's refusal to get em out as the turning point of history that led us to this dystopia.

>>214054953 (OP)
>John Milius Doc

The Zen Anarchist just became much more interesting now .

>>214054953 (OP)
She's still in her prime.

>>214055446
>Confess, Fletch
Lol I watched that recently too, along with the first two. Honestly, I think Fletch Lives was my favourite.

>>214054953 (OP)
zorak stays like this the whole time

>>214054953 (OP)
I saw her at an outdoor festival concert where the cure was playing. She was wearing this red dress and I swear the pictures do not do justice as to absolutely massive her tits are. I should have talked to her

She always wears these stupid dresses or corsets or whatever that squish her tits in a way you can't really tell their size
I am convinced her tits are not that big (for me big tits are for example Lucie Wilde)

>>214070293
Hello newfag

>The Creep Tapes
Would love to see her in a psycho role like that. The camera being on her most of the time with POV shots is quite the plus, too.

>>214054953 (OP)
>Chicago PD but Hendricks replaces Voight
It would only be slightly more ridiculous and hard to believe.

Damn Lara Croft just got the titties she deserves

>>214054953 (OP)
It would be much more interesting and the movie would not be very believable.

>>214070293
Ive seen her irl. Every picture makes her tits look way smaller if you could believe that. Irl they were twice the size of her head at least. It was amazing

>>214070870
I recommend this movie to my friend, abd he said he hated it and will never trust my opinion on a movie again. I forgot that most people dont like depressing dramas. Lmao

>>214070921
I don't usually like them either but this one was great in my opinion. Are you sure that your friend just doesn't dislike "foreign" movies? I know quite a lot of people who have issue with non-hollywood mass produced slop.

>>214070293
>Lucie Wilde
Based

>>214071146
No he specifically said he "hated how he knew mads was innocent the entire time but everyone in town thought he was guilty" lol

>>214054953 (OP)
Lost Highway just turned into a lynchian, lesbian, murder-mystery kino

>>214070347
dam

>>214073312
She don't lie
She don't lie
She don't lie
Cocaine

>>214070293
Because she is a FATSO with a giant belly that she always tries to hide. Check >>214073312
and see how hard breathing is for her.

>>214054953 (OP)
I haven’t seen Lioness but I guess something like that. I just watched the terminal list spinoff. Shit it’s called wolf, they even both have animal names.

>>214054953 (OP)
>Prime
So you mean Goth, titlet Christina Hendricks? Just to be clear there.
In any case, she has to find two nuclear bombs in Nassau in a week before NATO cucks out and pays the ransom money.

>>214064413
>>214064425

>>214054953 (OP)
Womb

>>214054953 (OP)
>Red Sonja (2025)
HOLY KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>214074467
she needs to be the damsel love interest not sonja in my opinion

>>214054953 (OP)
>hardcore BNWO
whew

>>214054953 (OP)
just because you have big tits means you deserve movie roles. this is practically the porn industry.

all the most succesful film actresses had small breasts

>>214075091
>tits so big they can barely be contained

>>214070293
titties that big are an engineering problem as well as an architectural one

>>214058651
christina hendricks does WHAT?!

>>214075091
lel

>>214054953 (OP)
I'm going to reboot The Human Centipede with Christina Hendricks, Bryce Dallas Howard, and Amy Adams. And I'm going to play the doctor.

>>214060830
Based jeet