Thread 214055805

Will ozempic help or hurt Stavvy's career?

it wont fix the hairline but it might help

His slovenliness wouldn't be tolerable unless his physical appearance was a warning against such spiritual rot. He has to remain fat.

>>214055805 (OP)
he’s never going to lose the weight until he has a serious medical incident, and even then maybe not. ozempic works but it’s not magic, it still requires a tiny amount of willpower. if he still lives in NYC and has money and access to seamless he will stay fat.

>>214055805 (OP)
He's only famous because he looks like a ridiculous cartoon person. He has no comedic talent besides being fat and ugly. If he loses weight his career will be over.

>>214055998
If all the body-positive fatties can lose weight with it, he can.

>>214055805 (OP)
he will have disgusting deflated skin for the rest of his life

He’s said he wants to only drop 100 or so pounds to stay “the fat guy” character type. So he’ll lose it, then eventually regain it all back

>>214055805 (OP)
he will not make it to 40

>>214055805 (OP)
stavvy the skin monster era when

>>214055805 (OP)
It will help him mentally but whether or not he breaks the fat kid curse of Hollywood is another thing. Jonah barely did it, if at all.

>>214056160
Better than dying of fat at 40

Vaguely recall him discussing it with Tim Dillon. Suppose it might help Stav extend his 15 minutes.

>>214055805 (OP)
Billion dollar class action lawsuit against the drug right now. Is he dumb?

>>214056615
Hell clear 70 easily, he can afford advanced medical care

>>214058181
If you have listened to more than fifteen seconds of his crowd work or Cumtown, than yes to your question.

>>214055805 (OP)
>take this $500/month drug
>all it does is tell you youre not hungry, you can easily eat more if you want to
>its a diabetes drug so doesnt even work that well unless youre a sugar/chocolate addict
>you lose 1lb/week and say "thank you, well worth the money"
this shit DOES work wonders as long as you eat healthy and regularly AND exercise. Paying $500/month to lose a pound a week is a scam.

>cure for obesity when they natural cure is just not eating like a pig
>No cure for balding that makes you look like an old decrepit sex pervert

Fuck this gay earth man.

I've heard people bullshit that women don't care- they obviously do. You look instantly like a creep. Fuck my gay life.

>>214055805 (OP)
he's the current degenerate fatman
there must always be one available
if he loses the weight and gets fit, who will he be?

>>214058420
It's crazy. 1-2lbs a week is sustainable for quite a few of the obese on a regular diet. Instead have to jab yourself, suffer side effects and limited info on the long term effects.

>>214055998
>still requires a tiny amount of willpower
Yep. Ozempic works, but only if you actually fix your diet and exercise. So many fatties just jab themselves and do fuck all and wonder why it doesn't work.
>t. Put on 35kg over three years and am now 40kg lighter thanks to diet and exercise

>>214058612
Why have the health and beauty industries completely neglected men? Women can get fake tits, fake asses, rib removal, permanent makeup, weight loss drugs, any type of face and body alteration you could possibly imagine. Meanwhile men still don't have anything safe or effective for hair loss, height, muscularity, dick size, etc. Why is society so sexist against men? When will we get our reparations?

>>214058871
>Why have the health and beauty industries completely neglected men?
It's simple market forces. Enough women want boob jobs that there exists a market for it that can invest millions into R&D for better fake tits. There are (or were) cock implants, but I'm guessing no one got them. Most men don't care enough about these things to drop 10k on surgery to fix it

>>214055805 (OP)
How many calories do you need to consume a day to maintain that weight?

>>214055805 (OP)
In 10 years time when it turns out Ozyempic / Mounjaro / wegovy rots your organs and turns your bones to powder things are going to go wild

>>214059016
Around 2500kcal, the average recommended daily calorie intake

You are only going to lose weight by having a calorie deficit

>>214055805 (OP)
When the doctor recommended ozempic, his first question was "what flavours?"

>>214057702
I'd rather he died at 40.

>>214059095
fuck haha

>>214059081
This. Its so funny, he goes to buy food and immediately its all bulking stuff. Then he lifts weights instead of focusing on just cardio and dieting to get rid of the fat. He only needs to do like 30 minutes of jogging everyday or hell just walking around the cities hes in for most of the day.

>>214055805 (OP)
Thousand island stare.

>>214059043
It shouldn't really, it's been out for over 20 years

Stav will be the first one to beat Ozempic

Obesity will triumph

>>214060086
came here to post this

>>214055805 (OP)
I'm at the point in my life where I redownloaded all of cum town's episodes and I'm listening to them as I would back in the day. Usually once a week.

I'm about halfway through 2017, I skipped 2016 since it's kind of like the first season of the Simpsons or the first season of most things where you see where the show is headed at its peak but the characters and format aren't quite there yet.

It's got a strange nostalgic value of course but it's also somehow like twice as edgy now where half the English language is banned and demonetized on Youtube. No one on Youtube is riffing about Inspector Faggot and accidentally creating a plantation for retarded kids and what if a chinaman was jewish.

Listening to Cum Town like feels like listening to something from the 1980s or something where you can't believe how people used to get away with saying all sorts of crazy hilarious edgy stuff. In a good way.

>>214060206
Ive never watched a full episode. Only clips on youtube

>>214060206
Cum Town was fucking gay as it was basically a few guys with no plan trying to get the one funny guy to say something funny. Hint: it wasn't Stav. Also I can tell you're a zoomer bc they didn't say anything edgy. They just talked like children from any other decade. Just most people don't say faggot, retard, or gay lord in public.

>>214060308
imagine this post but chinese and gay

>>214055805 (OP)
Stav's diet is fucking insane, like James Gandolfini pre-death style. I think it's gonna take more than Ozempic. I want him to get healthy tho, I don't want Stav to die in his 40s. Nick was always right.

>>214060206
I've listened through it in chronological order 3 times. 4 times total but the first listen I did it all out of order.
I can't quit the show, there will never be anything as funny as it.

how do you lose weight without loose skin. Can you just eat 2 instead of 3 meals a day

>>214060308
>they didn't say anything edgy.
I meant by today's standards, especially on youtube.

You can't even say like "dead" or "killed" on youtube, you gotta say "unalived" and all that horse shit or bleep/mute yourself

cum town would always be shitting on their sponsors like blue chew and mac weldon and 3 or 4 different betting websites.

>>214060342
It’s not just food. Does he drink a lot? I didn’t really eat junk but drank waaay too much and put on about 45lbs. My doctor prescribed me wegovy and within the first week all my cravings for alcohol were completely gone for the first time in like 6 years of daily drinking. That thing is a miracle drug if you’re an alcoholic

report eceleb threads as off topic

>>214058612
lol I'm bald and crush puss. You probably just look like a creep regardless, or give women "creepy vibes". It's not the hair you have to fix, anon

>>214060308
I mean it's edgy by today's standards, especially on youtube where you have to always walk on egg shells to please the sponsors and avoid 7000 words and instead say coded shit like "unalived" or bleep/mute yourself.

10 years ago now feels like 40 years ago. You couldn't have someone shitting on their own sponsors like cum town did with blue chew mac weldon those 3 or 4 different betting websites.

Imagine some fuckin youtuber talking about he uses whatever Shitbox VPN to look at child pornography, or how his monthly meal box thing frees up more time during his week so he can instead shift his energy to further contemplate killing himself.

>>214055805 (OP)
I took ozempic for 3 months, lost 10 lbs in the first few weeks and then didn't lose any more

>>214055805 (OP)
I tried it and I would wake up extremely hungry at midnight. Amphetamines work way better.

>>214060411
>I meant by today's standards, especially on youtube.
I'm not the anon you're replying to, but this does actually show your age. Because what they were saying was way edgier back then than it is now. Because comedy basically had a huge resurgence since covid and now every fucking comedian is doing the right wing grift of being edgy and saying edgy shit.

that said none of them have even 10% of the creativity (and stupidity) of Nick Mullen so they'll never be able to do something half as funny as Derek Chauvin's trial

>>214055805 (OP)
>have millions of dollars
>can afford the best trainers
>can afford the best cooks
>need ozempic to lose weight
>still fat
I don’t get it, this fat fuck has been trying to lose weight for 10 years now. He’s in a worse spot now because he needs to be fat for his career, it’s the only way he can get roles (heh).

>>214060529
stav has been in a bunch of movies and streaming shows he is /tv/ related.

>>214060596
>now every fucking comedian is doing the right wing grift of being edgy and saying edgy shit.
There is nothing edgy on Youtube, not anymore. It's all self-censored slop and coded language.

Yes it does show my age you tryhard zoomer I'm fuckin old because I remember when broadcast TV had cartoons for children in the 90s that had a more mature language and dealt with topics more mature than youtube currently allows.

Eating less requires discipline. Becoming thin doesn't automatically make someone disciplined, which is why a huge amount of fatties go back to eating too much and regain the weight once they're off the drug

>>214055805 (OP)
how does he have minimal to no fucking stretch marks

>>214058420
>you can easily eat more if you want to
My cousin takes it and she says she literally has no interest in food and it pisses her off. She intentionally vomitted after a medium sized meal because she felt too bloated.

>>214055805 (OP)
he's gonna johna hill himself isnt he?

>>214060712
Because he's been that fat since like 8 years old.

>>214060674
cumtown wasn't on youtube back when it was still airing. when cumtown was airing you would get fired from your job if you said faggot or retard, now Shane Gillis says it on a stadium and does SNL the day after.
>Youtube
Yeah, youtube has been cucked for many years now and actually just this month they changed the policy again and now you can cuss in the first few minutes of your video without getting demonetized.

Youtube being cucked says nothing about society at large. Again, liberals are saying retard again. You don't know what you're talking about, cumtown was way edgier during its run than it is now.

On a side note, how did Stav become the star of the trio? Nick absolutely carried cumtown and his standup is way better than Stavs. You can argue that without Nick, Stav wouldn’t be where he is today

>>214060803
>Nick absolutely carried cumtown and his standup is way better than Stavs
nick is my gay best friend and even I know that's bullshit. I wanted to like his standup and it was flatter than an asian girls tits.

>>214058420
it doesn't just turn off hunger, it slows down stomach emptying. if you try to binge eat it will make you throw up and feel the worst nausea for a day. also foods high in fat will make you sick as well because the meds put stress on your pancreas and gall bladder, making it harder to digest large amounts of fat.

That's why it's a "miracle" weight loss drug.

>>214060206
>I skipped 2016 since it's kind of like the first season of the Simpsons or the first season of most things where you see where the show is headed at its peak but the characters and format aren't quite there yet.
It's so weird how completely different and non checked out nick sounds when compared to the later seasons.

>listening to the first ep of cumtown
>nick mentions a childhood friend named adam with south african parents

i didn't know they knew each other as kids

>>214060858
Also drugs have varying effects on the population, it won't work for 1 in 5 users so it won't be a miracle for everyone

>>214060781
>cumtown wasn't on youtube back when it was still airing.
Youtube itself was completely different 10+ years ago. Pewdiepie became a multimillionaire and their #1 channel by just screaming AH DON'T RAPE ME with a swedish accent in his playthroughs of horror games.

>>214060866
Autism Powers was the episode that got me hooked, even if I didn't know who like half the people were they were making fun of.

>>214060803
he hired a better publicist.

>>214060803
>how did Stav become the star of the trio
by being the hardest working of them all, unironically. While Nick was crying about how standup was dead and how much he hated it, Stav was constantly on tour and busting his ass off.
Stav has the personality to become famous, he has the energy for it socially. Nick does not, nor does he even want it.

>>214055805 (OP)
He's going to look even more disgusting.