Thread 214058264

Did he actually.... y'know...?

>>214058264 (OP)
RAMMED A GERBIL UP HIS ASS??

>>214058264 (OP)

Stick a gerbil up his ass? Yes, yes he did.

>>214058264 (OP)
ANE?

No, he became a Buddhist and attainted enlightenment, which the Buddha described as feeling like you have a gerbil up your ass for eternity.

He cucked out and married a prostitute (Pretty Woman)...that movie was peak degeneracy.

>>214058264 (OP)
his best movie was internal affairs and it was thanks to that gerbil up his ass

>>214058264 (OP)
ARMAGEDDON!

Sly couldn't hurt his career without the internet.

>>214058264 (OP)
>>214058309

iirc the gerbil rumor was started by Sylvester Stallone

>>214058264 (OP)
No, Sylvester Stallone made that up because he was pissed Princess Dianna danced with Gere instead of him. Probably the saddest career ending rumor ever since he was a good actor and Stallone isn't.

>>214058264 (OP)
Star in The Jackal, the only movie where Bruce Willis was the bad guy? Yes, he did

Look we've all heard the gerbil rumors but remember, this was from a time before the internet so the likelihood that it was true is almost zero.
You could say anything before the internet and someone would believe it

>>214058264 (OP)
Get blacklisted by Hollywood execs with pockets full of China money yes

>>214060488
Have you ever seen Bruce Willis movies dumb fucking idiot

Bruce Willis murders people in all his movies
These people are not beeing arrested or put on trial Bruce suspects them of illegal dealings amd does not call the cops but instead he murders people
This is a textbook bad guy

You faggot been brainwashed that when Bruce Willis bekieves that he has a reason to murder someone that he's by definition right and on the right side of humaity and the law and to do so