>”uh, boss, you’re gonna want to see this”
>”what is it Johnson?”
>”we’ve got an asteroid headed straight for the east coast”
>”holy hell. how big is this asteroid, Johnson?”
>”sir, it’s 27,000 times the size of Tuvalu”
>”what? why such an obscure measurement? we can’t expect the audience to know how big that is. how many Texases is that?”
>click clack clickety clack
>”according to my calculations sir, it’s exactly the 1 times the size of Texas”
>”for fuck’s sake Johnson. why didn’t you just say ‘an asteroid the size of Texas’? you know that’s what they want to hear in the movie trailer. you’re fired!”
>”what is it Johnson?”
>”we’ve got an asteroid headed straight for the east coast”
>”holy hell. how big is this asteroid, Johnson?”
>”sir, it’s 27,000 times the size of Tuvalu”
>”what? why such an obscure measurement? we can’t expect the audience to know how big that is. how many Texases is that?”
>click clack clickety clack
>”according to my calculations sir, it’s exactly the 1 times the size of Texas”
>”for fuck’s sake Johnson. why didn’t you just say ‘an asteroid the size of Texas’? you know that’s what they want to hear in the movie trailer. you’re fired!”