Thread 214062411

why do comedians have such a short shelf life? It's like as soon as they get the slightest bit of success their narcissistic personality destroys their ability to be funny.

Shane was never funny though

>>214062411 (OP)
>DUDE SPORTSBALL AND DRUMPF ARE SO COOL LMAO
This astroturfed retard overstayed his welcome and I'm glad everyone is moving on from him already.

>>214062411 (OP)
Most of them only have a few memorable jokes.

He was good in 6th Sense

>>214062613
Uhh.. guys im starting to think you may all be faggots. Is that true??

>>214062613
I feel like he was a Democrat experiment prototype of their next presidential candidate. All of his Trump love is sarcastic he is playing a redneck character. Remember that he tried to save Bud Light. He's obviously a plant.

>>214062644
kek

>>214062644
Kek

it's just you retroactively realizing that they were never funny in the first place

I liked both seasons of Tires a lot.

>>214062644
kek

>>214062424
Facts
>>214062411 (OP)
There is a famous showbiz saying that all rockstars secretly wish to be comedians and all comedians secretly wish to be rockstars and a few others. Most comedians source themselves from insecurity. Give them success they think they're a fucking rockstar and stop being funny.

>>214062644
kek

Billy Connolly has been beloved for literally like 50 years or something.
Take the Connolly pill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eKZEyIMmsA

>>214062411 (OP)
Why is his hand so fucking small wtf

>>214062782
the trump impression is turning him into drumpf

>>214062782
people are randomly generated

>>214062824
But blumpf has normal man sized hands

>Adam Sandler
>Bill Cosby (Unironically)
>Bill Hader
>Bob Saget
>Dave Chappelle
>Gene Wilder
>Gilbert Gottfried
>Jimmy Carr
>Larry David
>Louis C.K.
>Norm Macdonald (post-1997)
>Richard Pryor
>Ricky Gervais
>Super Dave
I don't really get it. I mean yeah, A LOT of "comedians" are one-note who show up for a couple of years and then largely disappear, but I mean, that applies to virtually anything in life.

>>214062411 (OP)
Because your generation's "comedians" are just sophists using alleged comedy as a sociopolitical soapbox, which gets incredibly stale once the news cycle resets and the public sentiment winds shift.

The comedians from my generation lasted decades until they died from chronic substance abuse.

>>214062411 (OP)
they get too rich and stop being relatable

>>214062411 (OP)
He was never funny. I always thought it was weird his whole thing was
>HA im too heckin based and conservative for SNL, THATS why they fired me!
When hes just an unfunny fag. Hes like Bert Kreischer if you remove his annoying faggot laugh, a dude who peaked in a college frat and never moved on

>>214062900
maybe in the Rogan scene this is true. Or late night television . But original.comics of our time like Sam Hyde and Nick Rochefart to name a few are on par with comedians from back in the day.

>>214063130
>But original.comics of our time like Sam Hyde

>>214063130
>Sam Hyde
>literally THE world's #1 foremost naked-emperor sophist trying to use a thin veil of seething resentful comedy to preach a sociopolitical soapbox
holy shit you're broken groyper

This thread is low T

>>214063130
I read things like this, and I wonder if this person has ever seen comedy that is actually funny.
What does he even think comedy is?
Please go and watch an Airplane movie or something.

>>214062644
kek

Shane was funny
https://youtu.be/aue9KLyYhEQ?si=KETcdGsxTJ9tNxhr&t=1487

>>214062411 (OP)
ginger men are so fucking disgusting

>>214062411 (OP)
you can't be a Le cool edgy comedian who pushes boundaries to what is okay to poke fun at when you have wealth to lose.

>>214062411 (OP)
Is that Malfoy?

>>214062411 (OP)
This guy is fucking talentless

>>214062722
Tires is great but he's by far the worst part of it

>>214062644
This line is funnier than anything Shane has ever done

>im just gonna stand here and babble , pls laugh everyone!
All Cuckmedians are dogshit

>>214062411 (OP)
Civilians just don't understand how cutthroat life is as one of the 250 comedy gods.
You think it's all leisure once you've carved out a place on the lofty Olympus of comedy? When the only way up is to step over the dead bodies of your former idols and millions of aspiring comedians are willing to stab you in the back in hopes of taking your place among the 250?

>>214062613
He's starting to do arenas now though

>>214064037
No dude you don't get it you got to be in a room with hundreds of like minded people and drunk to fully appreciate the art of standup

>>214064312
everyone i know who is into comedy (granted, not many) has no idea who the fuck gillis is. and from what little i've seen of him he's not funny. like at all.
comedy is being usurped by astroturfed political circle jerkers and its kind of insufferable.you see it in TV writing too.
>lol trump is dumb and orange, imirite guys? his supporters have small dicks!
although the orange man jokes have always made me giggle, but that's because trump is spray tanned to shit and its kind of funny
>lets offend the libtards! my pronouns are get/a job! haha gottem! owned the libs again! MAGA!

comedy has evolved into dogwhistles and its not even comedy, it's just people patting each other on the back and sucking each others partisan dicks.
what ever happened to laughing at starving african children and 9/11? neither side makes fun of serious subjects anymore. conservatives and liberals alike have rabid puritans who cannot take jokes yet claim to enjoy comedy.
they don't enjoy comedy, they enjoy having their biases affirmed and feeling like they're part of a community. i mean look at sam hyde; say what you will (some of MDE is pretty funny) but he created a cult of personality around himself that's absolutely insane.

>>214064312
>He's starting to do arenas now though
biggest sign of a hack

is this the contrarian thread where we bitch and cry about a guy who was based and redpilled on /tv/ 7 years ago? Let's all get mad about a picture of a hot chick with a small tattoo on her ankle together.

>>214062644
kek

>>214062613
>>214063962
>>214064037
>>214064600
trying too hard. Autistic/and or third world ESLs
>>214064169
parroting a youtube channel who has dedicated months of his time to "joe rogan isn't funny"

Hi Shane

>>214062644
can't unsee

>>214062424
I reckon McCusker could be around for a while because he's actually interested in thing, instead of himself, if that makes sense.

>>214065105
he's interested in things like a 14 year old pothead, because that's what he is. He's summarized the first three chapters of so many books and taken up so many bullshit hobbies. At least the gay as fuck LE SHAMAN xD arc ended. The podcast is still funny enough to listen to because the two of them have been doing it so long they can just be funny in the way they articulate but it's fallen very far and they've become actual fags

>>214062613
>DRUMPF ARE SO COOL LMAO
In what universe does Gillis support Trump?

>>214063130
Sam is based but he hasn’t been funny since he got big (physically). Nick is still hilarious.

>>214064846
Just how new are you?

>>214062411 (OP)
you have to take risks to be funny and that's harder to do when you have something to lose

>>214063263
>go and watch an Airplane movie
Lmao

>>214062737
That’s why norm was so great

>>214063158
kino

>>214063130
Sam was never funny hes just edgy and pseudo intelligent enough to get idiots like you to think he’s special

>>214065105
>>214065198
listened to the podcast since the beginning. matt sucks ass now. when they were both struggling comedians who were poor and living together, he was great. now that hes rich mainly from the coattails of shanes success, doesnt really seem to do anything except being a father now, a 40 year old still talking about the shit he talks about and regularly having to do it alone because of shane being gone and having no one to question his retardation sucks

>>214064169
Are you kurt metzger

>>214065105
Matt mccusker, the racemixing tranny gooner

>>214062411 (OP)
this is a fatsuit and a wig
iirc he has a supporting role in the John Madden biopic

>>214065753
do u have any kratom

>>214062411 (OP)
Why did you answer your own question?

>>214065105
He needs a Shane type to reel him in or he'll just dominate the entire conversation.

>>214066007
absolutely. whenever shane was gone from the podcast while he blew up the past 4 years and matt had either a guest or just the retard producers, mccusker would spew his complete retardation and all they do is laugh and agree instead of push back and call him out like shane did forever

>>214065964
Yeah dawgy just use code rap50

>>214065867
>this is a fatsuit and a wig
lol its a wig but its not a fatsuit, hes medically obese

>>214062411 (OP)

Let me guess going back to the left wing onions faggots?

>Current thing gets old
>DUDE MARC MARON IS RIGHT
>shit all over the joe rogan sphere like you didnt tune in to kill tony for years

Just stop being a trendy faggot already.
People just get bored with the current thing and find any way to attack it.

>>214062411 (OP)
Well, how many comedians do you think can be famous at any given time? And then how many people from each generation (let's say decade) could be great comedians? See you have to push the old ones out to bring the new ones in, otherwise the youngins give up and the industry dies.

>>214062737
Lmao no rockstar wants to be a comedian, that's horseshit. Comedians get less pussy, less respect, less money, smaller crowds