Thread 214062646

ITT: Kino promotional items

I was 48 then…gods I was strong

>>214062646 (OP)
>combo with large fries for $2.99
Take me back.

>>214062646 (OP)
why would you want onions (raw ones at that) and pickles on a rib sandwich

>>214062694
Because they already have those ingredients at McDonald's.

>>214062694
So you can throw them at the pigeons when they come up begging for fries.

>Only $2.99
Take me back,,,

>>214062694
the acid + contrast in texture is great

the very rare Showgirls fleshlight

>>214062694
I live in texas.
Barbecue is ALWAYS served with raw slivers of onion and pickles on the side. You can always tell the non-texans because they have no idea what its there for.
They'll kill me for revealing the secret, but the idea is you eat a sliver of onion, and then you eat a pickle between bites of different BBQ, its a pallet cleanser so you can taste the difference between the brisket and the elgin sausage.
The white bread is there so you don't get your fingers dirty. You tear off a tiny piece of bread, and pinch that around the piece of meat so your fingers don't get sauce on them, and then you have a little breaded morsel thats soaked up the grease and sauce.

>>214062785
>69 cents
jfc

>>214062694
it was the style at the time

>>214062785
Same thing i call my nut. Tbh.

>>214062807
>sauce
Go back to New York

>>214062646 (OP)
>2.99
Fuck man, here in Europe i pay a minimum of 15 eur for a fucking menu

>>214062807
It's a fucking sandwich. Nothing is on the side. You just eat the damn thing. Are Texans so retarded they'd dismantle an entire sandwich so they can have a "palette cleanser"?

>>214062807
Sounds stupid. Just like the guy who replied to you first.

>>214062646 (OP)
there's no way that says $2.99 for a large fry, large drink, and a sandwich?

>>214062865
The sandwich is based off of a plate of Texas barbeque. He's explaining why those items are on a plate of Texas barbeque and how you would consume them traditionally. You are slow and brown.

>>214062865
>asks why are these things traditionally served with BBQ on a BBQ sandwich?
>acts like a fucking moron when he gets an answer
This is why you don't have any friends.

>>214062646 (OP)
This picture is proof how dogshit our society has become, and its only going to get worse

Fuck Jews

>>214062851
>>214062885
yep, the world used to be normal before Obama

>>214062646 (OP)
this was either from KFC or Taco Bell, can't remember

>>214062912
>goyslop, now :|
>goyslop, then :O

>>214062646 (OP)
>kids meal
>more of a portion than the slop they serve today
>a quarter of the price

>>214062952
>everything is fine goy

>>214062976
there is zero reason that these cannot be made today

>>214062816
I remember this slushee. It was delicious.

>>214062952
>oy vey stop noticing your currency has become worthless!

>>214062646 (OP)
and now mcdonalds partners with that n word who trampled 100 people at a concert or whatever. truly sickening.

>>214062646 (OP)
>sorry goy-- i mean kids! no kino allowed anymore!

>>214062952
Society is in freefall, faggot. Dont embarrass yourself.

MOONMAN LIVES

>>214062646 (OP)
>making up excuses why we needed to eat at Burger King 3 days a week so I could get the Mewtwo fake gold card

>>214063120
I have this full set
>tfw it's completely fucking worthless because everyone got the full set

>>214062646 (OP)
This was the first time in my life i gave a shit about taco bell.

>>214063368
these toys were so bad. for some reason, Wendy's had the best Mario toys

The famed taquitos of Baker Street

>>214062952
They hated him because he told the truth.

>>214062646 (OP)
casper fleshlight

I love these little niggas like you wouldn't believe.

>>214062646 (OP)
How come Grand Poobah always gotta run the whole show?

>>214063749
>tfw used to see these and the flintstones ones at the goodwill for years
>never again for the last 10 years

>>214063771
>this is an actual popcorn bucket they decided needed to be made

>>214062952
This but unironically

>>214062807
lmao Texans are incapable of not being up their own ass about literally everything

post more 90's slop. I'm spiraling.

Does anyone remember Carrows? I miss that place.

>>214062688
That was almost an hour of work at minimum wage at the time.

burger king had the best kid's meal toys

>>214062785
I remember being so excited for this when it came out and when I finally tried it I was repulsed by it.

The saddest promos are the ones at the second-tier places 'cause you just know they got rejected by their first choice.

>McDonalds said no, so we're going with Burger King.
>7-Eleven said no, so we're going with CircleK.
>Denny's said no, so we're going with IHOP.

>>214064528
And now everything costs more than an hour of federal minimum wage.

>>214064648
The minimum wage where I live is over $16 and the Mcdonald's app always has a a deal for a medium big mac meal. It was $6 not long ago. You can't order fast food in a straightforward fashion nowadays without getting ripped off, it's always about the deals and apps exclusive offers now.

>>214064759
Imagine defending current year

kill yourself

>>214064759
That's why I specified federal minimum wage because you blue state fuckers always pull a "our politicians at least pretend to care about us" and shit
Fuck you.

I hate it when you guys make these threads. I hate being reminded how much better the world used to be.

>>214063670
I remember my brother got the Fatso one and it smelled like ass. Like the plastic itself reeked as if somebody shoved it in their buttcrack for a few hours. My mom had to have it exchanged for another one (he got Casper, which he wanted in the first place.) No idea what that was about.

>>214064464
That place was awful, eggs in particular were always overcooked. Are you Hispanic per chance?

>>214065088
kek

>>214065188
No but I did live in Southern California. There was a carrows 10 minutes away and a Marie calendars. Also mimis.

Movie theater promotions are by far the laziest.

>>214062646 (OP)
I want to go back bros

Got a few boxes today at target

>>214063726
I loved the bottom one so much.
What the fuck were they even promoting?

>>214064915
>Imagine defending current year
he's got an app for that.

>>214065368
2007
Halo 3
Mario galaxy
Gmod
Tf2
Portal
Mass effect
Etc
We didnt know how good we got it

>>214065331
at least they know their target demo

>>214062929
how many of these got crammed?

>>214064759
Every fucking time someone mentions high prices shill start shouting THE APP, THE APP!
Fuck yourself, shill.

unironically how have things gotten so much shitter since 2020? COVID was a curse

>>214065525
because it was biden, not covid

>>214062688
Supersized not large.

>>214063120
I got togepi and was so disappointed we never went back. Plus the bk was on the sketchy side of town so my parents didn't like going there in the first place.

>>214062816
They had this black cherry slushie at bk during the simpsons tree house horror thing back when I was like in 5th grade oh man it was good

>>214066011
i remember that. honestly bk had better promo food.

>>214062807
>>214062694

Its the Texas version of ginger and wasabi with sushi

>>214065374
I want some Snood'e'os.

>>214065374
Imagine eating those directly out of her gaped asshole.

>>214066267
>About
Snood not for lewd!

>>214063041
I got one of those yod/vader mirrors. It was kino

>>214065525
China wasnt nuked yet

>>214062646 (OP)
>2.99
>run it through inflation calculator for 1994 to 2025
>6.91
>while the same meal now costs 12 bucks
just please someone send me back
there must be some way to go back

>>214066305
Too bad.

>>214066422
Thank our job creators for making line go up (not on your salary though)

>>214066422
>>214066466
Deal with Jews and it all stops instantly

Thor the alarm clock dumbbell

>>214066483
pure kino

>>214065525
They printed trillions

>>214066503
My parents special ordered this for me.

>>214062646 (OP)
The glass Lord of the Rings mugs from burger king
had the full set but they got smashed in a move

>>214065013
i know, it sucks having kids in this day and age sometimes
>stuff like public splash pools became too hard to maintain and full of disease, those are gone
>playplaces similar story, all gone
>kid's museums and science centers have broken/removed exhibits everywhere and nothing new to replace them
>malls dead
>yearly fair sucks ass and is 3x as busy

>>214066503
i was missing 3 parts and that haunted me for months afterwards.
i had like 75% of the coolest matthew broderick toy the world had ever seen

>>214063006
upgrade the batdisk lids with modern aerodynamics.

>>214063120
>>214063271
Gen Z and beyond will never understand the depths of late 90s pokemania

>>214066768
this shit seems astroturfed as fuck

>>214066483
>press snooze button
>dumbbell rolls off nightstand and crashes to the floor, waking you the fuck up

>>214066787
All netflix slop is.

McBatman

>>214066928
>triple beef and cheese

what is wrong with fat people?

>>214067029
It is unironically a cry for help

>>214066360
dat frisbee lid, i fucking remember

>>214066892
>During Same Visit Only
Okay, which one of you fat fucks was abusing the free refills policy so bad they needed to add that disclaimer?

>>214065232
Bilbo's breakfast sausage was the bomb. No homo. Best actual promo food.

>>214066501
cute

>>214067074
>Bilbo's breakfast sausage was the bomb. No homo.

>>214067183
>>214067171
>those prices

>>214062646 (OP)
I miss the 90s so much

bk absolutely mogged everyone else with promotional stuff and toys during the 90s and mid 2000's but mcdonalds was always a close second. take me back

>>214066360
whens the last time you saw ¢

>>214067328
Oy vey!

>>214067069
You know damn well it was a darkie.

>>214066481
Forbidden knowledge

>>214066200
Weird how no one got that. I thought it was a well done post

>>214063640
I like these ones where literally no effort was made to connect the IP to the product.
Just like when they slapped Star Wars on oranges.

>>214066627
I'm sorry to hear that Anon.

>>214065394
>What the fuck were they even promoting?
What?
McDonald's, dude
Just look at them
They're McDonald's food items as dinosaurs

>>214062952
goyslop should be cheap at least, yes

>>214067630
HOYLY FUCK, LOST MEMORY UNLOCKED AAAGHHHH1!!!!!

>>214067630
based

>>214064759
I know and it sucks. I'm not answering a ten-minute questonaire just so I can have junkfood at a reasonable price. I'd rather just shove my money into a vending machine.

Do movie tie in games count?

This burger was so fucking good. Eating fast food as a little kid was like fucking crack.

World War Z had action figures for some reason.
Hell. World War Z had a movie for some reason.

>>214066503
>What's the name of the show?
>Inspector Gadget
>What's the name of the hero?
>Inspector Gadget
>What do you do when you see your girlfriend?
>Inspector Gadget
Even as a five year old this seemed like a reach to me

>>214062646 (OP)
i had the black lagoon one

>>214067810
I miss KFC's potato wedges. Those Secret Recipe fries suck ass.

>>214064915
You're right you should just be blindly miserable 24/7

i wish i still had the balance nigga

>>214067069
I can't go into a fast food place without some homeless asshole coming in with his own cup, filling it with soda, and walking out without a word
I sincerely believe it's why some places are putting the soda fountains behind the register now, it's an epidemic
My local Burger King has a guy who literally lives under the bench in front of the restaurant and they can't do anything about it

>>214062719
Yeah, but minimum wage was like $4 or $5 during the 90's.

90's
>Work an hour flipping burgers at McDonald's
>Spend over half of your hourly wage to get a meal

2020's
>Work an hour flipping burgers earning $20/hr
>Spend over half of your hourly wage to get a meal ($14)

Nothing has changed.

>>214066503
Jammed this theme song earlier this evening. Nice to see the inspector making another appearance tonight.

>>214064623
My cousins had woody and buzz and they were such high quality for fast food toys. Iirc they didn’t actually come with the meal and were an additional cost though.

Why doesn't America have pachinko parlor movie tie in promos?

>>214068115
Your math is wrong. On purpose.

>>214068185
i had the 2 on the left. incredibly epic.

man i miss the 90s

>>214068007
Christ, the toy by itself in a store for $1.99 would seem like a good deal. And here you got a whole meal with it. One of those things in a blister pack at Target would cost fucking $30 now.

>>214067231
It's fucking insane. I bought those movies new on 4k blu ray when they came out so it wasn't that long ago. How did we get so wrecked?

>>214068094
If I had that Lois toy I would've cum on her just like I came on Mulan

>>214068349
> Some anons itt used to shove jarjar in their asses

>>214068369
Google “COVID money printer memes.”

>>214068349
What were they thinking?!

I wonder where I lost them along the way

>>214063670
lol these were awesome they glowed in the dark.

>>214063749
these are actually such nice quality glasses definitely comfier than they look

>>214068624
I was in third grade when this movie came out. Now I'm 40 and it feels like my life is over, but Tim Burton is still making shit with Snood and Jenna Ortega and fucking mitherfucking Monica Belluci at home
What the hell man

>>214068115
you have to be a shift manager to even get $15/hr nowadays retard.
It says it on their little employment sign out front.

A lot of these ads/posters have the price clearly written on them. They don't do that any more, there's going to be some regional variation but I also don't think they want to show evidence of price increases and general inflation. Everyone has the feeling that prices have gone up a lot, but it's hard to make a concrete comparison because nobody keeps receipts, and products change so often

We must have had 50 of these.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bp_tLZIF3M

>>214069113
I'm lucky enough to own a couple of these.

>>214063640
>The famed taquitos of Baker Street
London has always been full of Mexicans bigot

>>214062719
>>Only 2.99

There's a reason why everyone was a fat fuck in the 90's.

>>214069453
and how about today?

>>214062952
They took away the soulful goyslop, no wonder society is in taters

From just a few months ago.

>>214067810
holy fucking shitwhat mode does a man need imagine going to a resdtaurant and paying $27 + tip for pasta i dont give a fuck anymore fast food is king fuck everyone im ordering dominoes on friday im not paying $30 for a pie made by a 9th generation "italian" hipster

>>214062816
goddamn the memories came rushing back. burger king used to be based. remember the burger king kids club? they named the crippled kid in the wheelchair wheelz

>>214066481
The jews were the ones who created all this consumerism tie-in shit to begin with.

>>214069453
>There's a reason why everyone was a fat fuck in the 90's.
Switching from tallow to veggy oil is the reason, plus all the chemicals they put nowadays. The food itself is good.

>>214069582
That sauce was great, they need to have it all the time

>>214068446
>>1 year before biden
2020? heard that was a wild year with some other old fuck as president.

>>214069166
I remember the insane levels of promos and tie-in merch for when the Phantom Menace was coming out in 1999. It full on fucking merchandise blitzkrieg, you had to have lived through it to understand what a big deal it was that heckin STAR WARS was coming back directed by GEORGE LUCAS.

To this day Ive never seen so much merchandise launched all at once for any movie

>>214069691
Just say Jews are way better at capitalism than you next time.

>>214063031
>>oy vey stop noticing your currency has become worthless!
Revelation 6:5-6 KJV
And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand.

And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.

>>214065368
I miss the fucking prices, that’s what I miss mostly

>>214062646 (OP)
Rosie fucking O'Donell as Betty Rubble, what the fuck were they thinking? At least they fixed her for the prequel.

>>214069788
What am I looking at in the bottom images here chief? Cosmic Pepe?

>>214064915
This nigga pays regular prices for mcdonalds kek

>>214069827
lol the prequel must be a cursed movie, never even heard of it

>>214069827
1st movie, best Fred and Barney, worst Wilma and Betty.
2nd movie, worst Fred and Barney, best Wilma and Betty.

>>214069827

That was Butt-sanne.
https://youtu.be/06Hn6HNM2Fk?list=RD06Hn6HNM2Fk

>>214068115
>Work an hour flipping burgers earning $20/hr
lol no, in 99% of the country you'd be make $7.25/hour. even in hyper lib cities, it's at most $16/hr

>>214069905
Liz Perkins was a GREAT Wilma

>>214065584
>because it was biden, not covid
You have fallen right in the pit where they want you to be.
>Biden is fucking up everything!
>Give us Trump, he'll fix everything!
Antichrist is translated from the combination of two ancient Greek words ἀντί + Χριστός (anti + Christos). In Greek, Χριστός means "anointed one" and the word Christ derives from it. "Ἀντί" means not only anti in the sense of "against" and "opposite of", but also "in place of".

Focus on the words "in place of".

>>214069855
Read.

>>214066650
Yeah, like what incentive do I have to reproduce again? Surely I'd just be creating more misery.

>>214070039
TLDR:
Christ is King.
Trump is Antichrist.
Musk is False Prophet.

https://twitter.com/DonnieDarkened/status/1527804590967619585

https://youtu.be/6MwNkUOuCJU?si=JV9qvWoR0iyTNOP8

https://youtu.be/6wG-skiCcCY?si=OVQETGhE434tK18N

https://rumble.com/v3e03qh-you-wont-believe-what-elon-musk-nanny-has-to-say-about-him.html

All the Phantom Menace promo stuff hits hard since I was a young kid as it was coming out

>>214069966
Her face looks like a croissant but yeah, she's not offensively bad, just boring as shit, Kristen Johnston is funny-looking but somehow it all works when put together, and she actually gives the character a personality.

>>214062952
the west has fallen...

>>214070015
jews need more slaves to toil for the fiat currency they print of out of thin air

>>214063031
inflation is advantageous to borrowers because it allows you to take out a huge amount of money now, then pay it back with currency that is worth less than it used to be. You ARE leveraged, aren't you anon?

After all, currency is just a token to be traded for value, if each individual token has less value then demand more for your labor. You ARE negotiating for the value of your labor, right anon?

>>214064986
>That's why I specified federal minimum wage because you blue state fuckers always pull a "our politicians at least pretend to care about us" and shit
why can't republicans even pretend?

>>214068112
What city?

>>214069827
>the Flintstones: an XXX parody

>>214062952
Unironically yes

>>214070246
because they don't need to, all they have to do is whine about trannies say woke a few times, and they're good to steal from their constituents for the next 4 years.

anybody else still have theirs?

>>214066200
>>214067442
TEN FUCKING YEARS OF TRAINING TO SLICE THAT PICKLE PROPERLY

>>214069827
>Rosie fucking O'Donell as Betty Rubble, what the fuck were they thinking?
She walked into the audition and nailed Betty's laugh. That was it.

>>214067812
Sure, why not
I was always fascinated that Shutter Island of all things got a hidden object PC game

>>214067158
I think he feels like he can't like sausage. It's perfectly fine to enjoy it in your mouth just don't put it up your ass like you're Greek.

>>214066650
Huh. I live in the jeet and chink and miscellaneous infested Vancouver area and I can still easily find a largely White majority for every activity you listed. Except the malls.

>>214067812
>>214070546
For me it was the eight legged freaks game.

>>214070191
>gotham pizza
>doesn't have any ham

>>214068115
They really did a number on you.

>>214062807
That's gay and retarded.

>>214069768
The next closest I can recall is The Lost World: Jurassic Park. Not as remembered as TPM's merch barrage but it was also a massive storm of tie-ins and merch. I had a quite a few myself, toys, sticker books, CDs, etc.

>>214069827
She could do Betty's laugh, that was literally the entire basis of her casting.

Why are you kvetching about the prices, goyim?
What are you, poor? Just a few extra shifts or get a better job! LOL

>>214068486
Before or after they sucked on it?

>>214062929
>no penis straw like that buzz lightyear cup

One of these is still in the cabinet somewhere at my parents' house.

>>214071060
Interesting if true

>>214071060
Forgor pic

>>214070600
Hey, lay off the Greeks, they invented civilization.

>>214071060
I have a Godzilla straw. Mine is blue, though.

>>214071060
>>214071079
Go to bed, Anon.

>>214062688
>Supersize McRib meal in 1994: $2.99
>US federal minimum wage in 1994: $4.25

>Average large (supersize doesn't even exist anymore) Big Mac meal in the US in 2025: $9.29
>US federal minimum wage in 2025: $7.25

>>214068185
I had the chuckie one. Good times.

>>214062646 (OP)
Food was cheaper but there were far less obese ham planets running around. What the actual fuck was the cause for the post 1990s western decline?

>>214071419
HFCS

>>214071419
2008 Financial Crisis kneecapped us and then 2020 was the bullet to the back of the head.

>>214071529
Did they get the filling from here?

I used to think crass commercialism centered around junk food was as bad as America could get.
But then the 21st century happened...

>>214071529
>you will never taste Shrek's ogre green cream

>>214071587
i swear i feel like a genius for seeing this coming in the late 00s, they kept trying to change it around. EVERY kid did a report on my school on how fast food bad and how it should be stopped blah blah, instead of promoting fitness and calorie consumption. The option for large quanitites of low priced food was a god send. McDonalds was seen as the most souless disting slop a desperate hungry person could consume, now they changed their image, sky rocketed the price, while maintaining that same shit quality of slop. it is now an expensive treat that people get themselves. unironically let that fucking sink in

>>214071514
Next one would be dumping the body into the meat grinder.

>>214066267
I loved that adriano scene.

>>214062914
YOUUUUU REMAIN MY POWER MY PLEASURE MY PAIN

>>214062728
food or the birds, innit?

>>214071079
I had this lunchbox for many years

>>214069827
Supposedly she was a crazy super fan of the show and campaigned to get the part as hard as the director (another superfan) did to get hired himself. Knew lore to the series that the director didn't know too. Probably bullshit, she was kinda famous at the time so she was probably just a name to sell the film but thats the story they push

>>214069876
>same director
>an even bigger budget
>complete flop
>>214070132
Yeah but she's a giant

>>214069768
They were ramping up the merchandising for 2 years at least, bringing Star Wars back into the public mind with new toys and games, etc. There was already a lot of buzz in the SW fan community that there was going to be another movie before 2000, probably a prequel, way before the official announcement.

>>214064986
There are red states with a minimum wage well above the federal min wage retard

>>214065232
I'd try the Hobbit Hole Breakfast in a heartbeat.

>>214065521
I'm telling you about the reality of the situation, retard. Fast food is a ripoff if you just order food without looking at the offers. I almost always spend less than $7 to fill myself up, and I'm a fatass.

>>214066768
>black hair girl and purple hair girl get something
>nothing for pink hair girl

>>214067811
I'm not defending everything being so app-reliant, but it literally saves you time and money. You can confirm all the details and pricing so you don't get fucked over, and you can order at home and have the food be ready by the time you pick it up. If everyone ordered through the app ahead of time instead of ordering an entire meal at a speaker, we wouldn't be waiting in drive-throughs for 10-20 min. People need to get with the fucking times, you can't perform like a boomer in non-boomer times and expect good results.

>>214067832
I felt blessed to have a mom that was always be willing to take me to burger king to get a big kid's meal after picking me up from elementary school. Millions of years of human history and we were born at the right place at the right time to get a cheeseburger that comes with a toy.

>>214068094
I always appreciate when they just had a toy figure and not just gimmicky toys with all the parts attached together that only perform one function. I got this Godzilla 1998 toy from Taco Bell and I just ripped the debris that was attached to its feet so I can play with it properly.

>>214067411
I definitely had the Clone Trooper and R2

>>214068112
They're asking for it when they're charging up to fucking $4 just for a large soft drink, which is the most profitable item they have that only costs them a few cents. They're only encouraging people more.

I had the Super Monkey Ball one, I’m pretty sure I played it for an entire roadtrip despite having a gameboy at the time.

Goddamn, fast food really is like crack to some of you lardfucks. So glad my parents were wise to that shit and didn't raise me up on that slop.

>>214067630
I still eat off the Zeus plate.

>>214065525
>ass rape the economy with the lockdowns for what is basically just influenze zero taste edition
>wth why is the economy so shit
reminder that a country like Sweden with no lockdowns had LESS deaths than those that had lockdowns

>>214071419
there was still that lingering fear in the elites of a communist uprising so standard of living had to be kept up

then occupy wall street got crushed by just sending in a few bad actors and they realized that there was no risk of uprising anymore and they can just do whatever they want

>>214073188
They turned it into gay ass racial grievance and cultural marxism. There's news article search term spikes that document this very clearly and irrefutably.

>>214072595
That's as stupid as saying there are cartel gangsters that don't butcher and flay people.

>>214067630
>IM A MEAT AND POTATOES KIND OF GUY LIVES IN MY HEAD RENT FREE

>>214062646 (OP)
i remember wanting this and my mom buying it for me when I was a kid. I thought it was so good. McRib is kinda gross but I still love it and try to get one whenever it makes a limited time come back.

>>214062914
Anon, the recession started before Obama

>>214063031
>my frame of reference for dollar value is when I personally was a child
someone born in 1957 said the dollar was worthless in 1980. swim upstream.

>>214062646 (OP)
>$2.99
That drink alone would be $9.99 now days. Prices are such bullshit...

>>214062694
raw onions are so good with fatty meats

>>214066422
>>214066466
>>214066481
>>214069776
>people bitch and moan that fast food uses "predatory pricing/marketing to get children and the poor addicted to their unhealthy cuisine"
>fast food companies change their marketing and raise prices so that kids will find it boring and poor people won't go there anymore
>now people complain everything is brown+grey and too expensive

>>214074982
And in reality it's only like 10 cents worth of goy syrup and some fuckin ice water.
This is why you only buy the burger patties at these slop venues. You're still pissing money down the drain but at least it's not 10-fold.

>>214070454
No :(

>>214071307
Yeah we all know this move sucks and the cartoon is good but I must admit I still really like zillas design

>>214071513
HFCS Has been used since the 80s

>>214062816
Hahah, I remember that. The green ketchup was weird.

>>214065088
My sister and I had The Land Before Times ones (and a couple of these Casper ones) but the T-Rex smelled weird like a stale burnt popcorn smell. Must’ve been something at the factory. Chinaman fell into the vats or something.

>>214063749
I had two, left them at my great grandmother's and im sure who took them. Won't get those back

>>214072715
>you can order at home and have the food be ready by the time you pick it up
It takes like 2 minutes most of the time, who cares
>we wouldn't be waiting in drive-throughs for 10-20 min.
I've never waited that long in a drive-thru. If it's that slow I've bugged out long before the 10 minute mark
>People need to get with the fucking times
Eat shit bitch. The times fucking blow

>>214065525
Rich people got greedier. Sent more work overseas, cut corners where they could, bumped up the prices pennies at a time, all to put more in their pocket. If that shit goes on for decades without being stopped you get to where we are now.

Look at how rich fucks will close entire companies now that they know they can get away with it and fire off wagies just to make sure they buy back stocks to keep their rich friends happy. It didn't happen over the course of one or two presidents. Unchecked Capitalism.

>>214067810
KFC needs to being back the chicken snackers. We're so good stoned

Loved this stuff, but it wasn't around long (2003 I think)

>>214067832
This, and they did the same burge
with Wild Wild West
>>214068134
I had the Reptar, it was sweet as fuck

>>214065525
>tfw as bad as things are we're not even close to rock bottom yet
I wish things would just collapse already. This managed decline is so soul draining.

>>214075281
>all the evil rich people got eviller and richer by putting the world economy into a stagflated foreverrecession where nobody can afford anything and all the businesses fail
at what point do you admit you don't know what you're talking about

>>214071513
Another excuse by fat imbeciles to excuse lack of personal responsibility.

>>214075318
>just chocolate
>not mint
Missed opportunity.

>>214075318
Gave me the best, greenist shits of my life.

>>214063749
These will always be the Mt. Everest of fast food promotional items. Nothing can touch the Batman Forever glasses.

>>214069498
Mmmmm...taters

>>214075647
When your mom stops begging to drop my loads in her

>>214068134

Yes!!!

>>214069453
Obesity has only increased since the 90s.

>>214065521
>just let us data mine your phone for the real price
Fuck off.

>>214063120
I just stole it from my best friend. It's okay though, he ran his car into a tree and died 15 years ago.

BRING IT BACK HEINZ

>>214070087
holy shit, forgot about these. i think i kept getting those from 3d doritos

>>214076534
Introduction of seed oils chart.

>>214070454
i took the spoon part off because i wasn't going to play with a spoon
then i lost both pieces

>>214071373
Bro, if corporations cant exploit the working class to give their CEOs impressive yearly bonuses, the (((economy))) will collapse

>>214069747
>>214069582
The only reason we like this china made cancer plastic molded trash is because we grew up with it.
What the fuck is your excuse, manchild faggot?
>OMG MINECRAFT SO EPIC

kino

You are about to watch the LOTR trilogy. Which dogs will keep you fed the whole runtime?

>>214076772
Probably Georgia or Idaho. Those are whole ass meals. The best flavor there is the Seattle dog though.

>>214076840
>galactic watermelon

>>214076772
PO TAY TOE dog

>>214069827
Never heard of this one... I may have to check it out.

These were the goat. I had the "Are we there yet?" one. My parents wouldn't let me watch the show, so I had to settle for the merch.

>>214076468
fat old bitches are all you can get

>>214069796
Blue one taste really good

>>214076772
Coney is the only acceptable option
>t. Ate a Chicago dog from the “best Chicago dog place in the city” the other day and it was pure meh

>>214078017
>ate one example of a dish