Thread 214065090

Why do girls give me this look when I pull out the ol' HDMI cable?

The girls in question are 40 year old men with aspergers.

>>214065090 (OP)
Because they wanted you to pull out your little schmeckle

>>214065090 (OP)
If they can’t watch it on their phone in under 30 seconds they get the ick

>>214065090 (OP)
You’ve never been with a woman and that’s never happened. HDMI meme is pure incel schizo shit

>>214065107
so the average /tv/ user?

>>214065090 (OP)
Belly too flat

>>214065152
say that to my face not online and see what happens

>>214065153
Nothing gets past you

>>214065090 (OP)
>>214065090 (OP)
>girl
>50 years old with push-ups and fillers

Plexchads stay winning. My wife thinks I am a genius who built his own version of Netflix for fun. Works on all our smart tvs. I've been drilling my wife with Sabrina the Teenage Witch in the background running from a 20tb plex server. Then when she's asleep I can watch 4k Snyderslop in peace.

>>214065090 (OP)
What movie is this?
Why she was so hot in this.. with more meat.

Imagine if she eat well and do squats/running instead of being a lazy skinny druggie

Would it kill you guys to use a streaming app for these occasions? It's not even that costly.

Can you not put in a USB key?

>>214065189
That would require you to go outside, which we both know won't happen.

>>214065090 (OP)
That's because that bitch has been here since TV was black and white.

>>214065242
noooo you're supposed to use jellyfin so that you have to troubleshoot random issues every other day and absolutely not be able to share your server with tech illiterate people

It just makes you look poor and pathetic. What, you couldn't afford the $3.99 to just rent it on VOD? It's like telling a girl you're taking her out to dinner and then bringing her to a soup kitchen.

>>214065090 (OP)
Because it's dumb, mostly every tv comes now with android so you can just cast to it without a cable. Then it becomes trivial to present content from a web browser or even your phone directly to the tv
The fact you don't know this menial trick makes them wonder if you'll have trouble finding her clit or you don't know what that even is

>>214065161
^ Boo this man

>>214065224
Still would

>>214065887
Lmao

>>214065715
I'm sorry, casting?

>>214065090 (OP)
would only if she shaved her head again, shaved portperson was best

>>214065090 (OP)
at least girls give you any sort of look. you're in the 2%

>>214065420
Yeah I tried that and Jellyfin blows. I set up Emby and it works pretty well so far

>>214065420
jellyfin cucks are no different from Linuxtards

>>214065116
>your little schmeckle
oyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>214065090 (OP)
it means you're into tech, more than avg, so you're a nerd
It also means you don't spend money on shit frivolously like netflix and a cornucopia of other streaming services, so you might not spend more money on her frivolously, which she won't like.
Also since you're a nerd, she will equate you with being low-t and less masculine, making you less attractive.
In addition to being weaker, she will equate it with you not being like others, so less popular, making you less attractive.

>>214065715
>what is bitrate

>>214067107
>hershlag
He doesn't know

>>214065090 (OP)
Why is Nat such a grumpy bitch about men finding her hot?

>>214067172
>women spend their entire day on their iphone (made by nerd) listening to murderporn podcasts on spotify (made by autistic Swedes) posting shit nobody cares about to ig/snap/facebook (all made/ran by nerds)
>thinks nerds are gross losers
do women really?

>>214065090 (OP)
You shouldn't need to pull out any cable.
Instead, set up a device like a Chromecast or Fire Stick or Steam Link which can wirelessly stream video from a PC to your TV.
No need to move around or plug/unplug anything.

>>214067259
most of the things your average woman will use are pre-packaged shit that everyone can use, and basic phones like the iphone. If you get some chick who's into tech or on the net all the time it's different, though she'll probably make you watch something weird. Or even once you've been dating a normal chick for a while then start downloading shit it won't mean anything since she's already used to you but at first it'll probably bite you in the ass.

>>214065224
oh man, even i had to draw a line on this

>>214065090 (OP)
marriage material