Thread 214066770

Imagine being Keanu and how horrifying it would be to have Ana De Armas touch you. And people say actors have an easy job.

is there anything more terrifying

>>214066770 (OP)
Restraints and rape aren't wnjoyable.

>>214066770 (OP)
Never seen this movie
Was this Keanu wanting to re-create the (by the looks of it) much hotter vampiress rape scene from Dracula?

I mean they could have STDs that he'd have to explain to his wife and they're doing it raw, that's indeed quite horrifying

This is horrible

>>214066837
kek spotted the vanilla virgin boy

this is horrible

>>214068967
You say that like you're going to get Ana De Armas giving you a bj instead of a ugly femcel hitting your dick with a hammer.

>>214071167
ok you got me haha

If you guys held me down and sucked my dick I would hate that soooooo much

>>214068959
a true nightmare, I would not want this to happen to me

le home invasion and rape are le funny

>movie builds up to them being robbers and/or killers using sex appeal to easily get in the house
>nope, they really do just want to "ruin" a man's marriage by having sex with him
what if the wife is into that? how would they know she isn't?

>>214066770 (OP)
Waking up in cold sweats screaming in terror at this nightmare

>>214071304
he let them in and had voluntary sex with them

>>214071439
that sick fuck

>>214066770 (OP)
Leave that poor guy alone!

>>214071167
>ugly femcel hitting your dick with a hammer
Yeah I would NOT want that to happen to me, haha, i mean can you imagine though?

>>214073534
haha or you are all tied up and they give you a boner and then put a sounding rod in your pee hole hahahaha omg that would suck haaha

>>214071319
It's clearly just Roth playing out a fantasy.

>>214066770 (OP)
to be fair, I would expect her to murder me at some point, she is obviously crazy.

>Oh my god...
>What are you doing?
>Are those...
>Are those diapers?
>Are you wearing diapers?
>NO
>NO YOU SICK BITCH
>I would NOT like that
>I do NOT enjoy this
>I bet you're going to straddle me and grind those FUCKING diapers against my cock, aren't you?
>Whatever you do please don't call me "daddy" while you do that
>Definitely don't do that, Ana De Armas
>I bet you're going to take my debit card out of my wallet to buy even more diapers
>The debit card in my wallet in my rear pants pocket
>No, the other pocket
>With the PIN number 8346
>That's 8-3-4-6
>Yeah you'll probably use it to buy more FUCKING diapers, won't you?
>Probably a set of plastic pants too just in case
>You CRAZY BITCH

>>214074780
get help.

>>214066770 (OP)
>Get your hands off my penis!

>>214074780
based

>>214066797
I only open these threads for this.

and yes before you seeth i did just reply to myself

>>214068959
I don't get how his 8-year-old daughter's panties would fit her

>>214074902
its probably just a costume from the set

>>214068959
>Johnny Silverhand and fem V

>>214066797
>every fucking time
KEEEK!

>>214066797
>he sounds like moistcritical

UNHAND ME AT ONCE you young sexy vixen.
This is totally INAPPROPRIATE!

>>214066770 (OP)
I can’t even imagine the horror of a prime high school girl straddling on all 4s with her ass and pussy in your face while she sucks your dick. Ugh, what if after having her fill she then squatted over your penis and rode it until you came. Absolutely terrifying.

For real tho most girls don't know how to jerk guys off

>>214066797
this is our good Solonius

My cousin forced herself on me at a family camping trip. She was 17 and I was 14.

>>214075068
letting women around my dick genuinely scares me. probably 70% of all the women i've fucked have at some point while we're doing it nearly broken my fucking cock in half by tugging it, riding it, or sucking it the wrong way like a total retard. NEVER let some stupid bitch ride your dick and abella anderson you. doggy, missionary, or cowgirl but you're doing the jackhammering ONLY

>>214075053
Women can be vile torturious creatures

>>214075200
was she hot?

>>214075068
Incels don't understand this shit. You don't just cum just because it's being touched, it has to actually feel good and most of the time it's just me. You also have to mentally let go, which would be hard after being kidnapped

>>214074780
Kino

>>214075220
I'm glad that before I had sex I watched a fictional tv show where that happened and it put the fear of God into me and since then I've never let a girl be on top and never will for that reason, I'm extremely careful in every other sex act too

>>214074987
based windrammer

>>214075200
Well?
Are you just goonna blueball me?
Or are you gonna finish the story?

>>214068959
This is why I want to have a daughter.

>>214076741
>>214074987
GO BACK TO FISHTANK GENERAL, E-CELEB LOVING FAGGOTS

>>214066797
kek, gets me every single time

>>214074987
It unironically is charlie

>>214075200
weirdest thing my cousin ever did was lick my nape when we were alone in my room, i was 11 she was 15

>>214068959
How many thousand takes did they need?

>>214066829
To be fair, having to act horrified by it would be very difficult

>>214076871
based

>>214066770 (OP)

Was ti rape?

You laugh but none of you have been in this kind of situation. When I was around eleven or so, three girls in my school year tried to pin me down to do this in one of their bedrooms, I panicked so much about getting in trouble that I started calling out for one of the girl’s mothers. This is real and it happens.

>>214080611
>You laugh but none of you have been in this kind of situation. When I was around eleven or so, three girls in my school year tried to pin me down to do this in one of their bedrooms, I panicked so much about getting in trouble that I started calling out for one of the girl’s mothers. This is real and it happens.

>>214076874
sorry, I know we are only allowed to reference current Hollywood celebrities personally approved by you and Taylor Swift

>>214068959
The writer's blatantly exposed fetish

>>214080611
>started calling out for one of the girl’s mothers
Why? The 3 girls weren't enough? Lucky bastard.

>>214080792
Kek. They were also ugly as fuck and widely considered three of the most unpopular girls in our year, so there was that too.

>>214066797
lmao thank you for your service anon

>>214080818
Why were you in their bedroom then

>>214066770 (OP)
couldnt he just avoid them?

NOOOO DON'T SHOVE YOUR PLUMP SWEATY ASS IN MY FACE AAAAAAAAAAA

>>214066770 (OP)
>>214066797
These threads never fail to get belly laughs out of me. Good job.

>>214066797
Thats my voice! Glad to see it posted here

>>214080869
I was friends with one of them and she invited me over to borrow a DVD.

>>214075235
I don't normally care for dink women, but she a cute. She epin.

>>214066770 (OP)
For the benefis of those of us who have not seen this movie: why is he tied up?

>Knock Knock is actually a remake
Has anyone seen the original?

>>214080792
kek

>>214066770 (OP)
>>214068959
Wait is this really the wholesome Chungus actor, the internet's favorite darling?

>>214081099
The sluts are keeping him prisoner

>>214081099
The girls injected him with some sort of horse viagra where his boner could not go away and he could keep cumming again and again to the point of severe hydration. I think the plot is they want to make him cum all sorts of ways. With normal sex, with handjobs, blowjobs, footjobs, titsjobs. Its very crazy, after a while he is just tired and wants them to stop but they keep going those sick fucks

>>214066770 (OP)
>>214068959
This reminds me of a scene with Piper Perri. She's taking a shower and her Dad goes into her room and starts to rummage through her laundry. Which consists of her little panties. He begins to smell then and play with his penis as he huffs his daughter's underwear. Piper walks in on him and he tries to conceal his actions. She catches what he's been doing and then comes close. She tempts him, and he gives in to temptation. She strokes his panty wrapped cock while she wears a little black top and full back white cotton panties. She then sucks his cock. He recoils, and she covers his cock in her panties saying technically she's not sucking his cock. It leads to a very erotic scene with roleplay and dirty talk. Piper plays the femme fatale, dirty daughter angle well. Very immoral, very questionable and obviously the directors fetish

>>214066770 (OP)
NOOOO ANA DE ARMAS DO NOT SUCK MY COCK DO NOT SUCK MY COCK SOMEBODY HELP ME AHHHHHHHHHHH

>>214066797
You sound like moist

>>214074780
He said that.

best movie ever

>>214066770 (OP)
>NO! YOU'RE SOMEONE'S DAUGHTER! YOU'RE SOMEONE'S DAUGHTER! NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>214066797
Lmfao

>>214080611
Sorry anon, I laugh and it also happened to me.

>>214074780
I'm surprised that nobody genned AI clips from this photo yet

>>214083698
why would anyone do that? the movie itself is the meme

>>214081595
Err don't you mean step-daughter right?

>>214066770 (OP)
What is she doing? Tickling his belly?

>>214068967
People have a right to not agree to this sort of thing. Why are you trying to coerce others into your fetishes like some kind of fucking creep?

>>214068959
Moar of this?