Thread 214067083

HOH: Vince
Noms: Ava, Kelley, Katherine
Veto: Mickey

previously on /bb/: >>214063791

I'd eat lauren's poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3NE6UuaLiY

thread theme

morgon acting like a motor mouth psychopath again

Morgan is bouncing off "every single wall" with manic energy right now. She's had coffee, tea, and probably whatever uppers the DR supplies.

TEAM /hags/ !!!!

imagine waking up every morning with her next to you

TEAM VORGAN

MORGAN IS CRANKED UP TO AN 11 TONITE

>>214067124
Literally a genderbent Dr. Will

Rylie battleback tomorrow

>>214067124
Imagine lauren squatting over your face and then pooping

you're getting a sleepover and you will like it vince

morgans going to rape vincenzo

>>214067137
have nots are over soon
morgo sisters we may be eating good tonight

Jerry would be mogging these newbies. Him and Keanu would be running the fucking house right now

morgan had caffeine for the first time in a while tonight
buckle up

a lauren/kat/kelley/keanu hoh might actually send morgan into psychosis

>>214067147
HIDE THE BROOMSTICKS

>>214067124
heaven

KELLEY WITH THE ADOLF HITLER NAME DROP LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

>>214067159
entire generations of "men" are mogged by a ninety year old

>>214067173
She's a gamer all she knows is how to game

pray for vince tonight

>>214067195
he's into it

he nearly cupped some sideboob the way his hand went to and from her back

Kelly says the name Ava is banned in Germany. Just lying for no reason again.

>>214067179
the "facts" she was stating aren't even correct

>>214067195
>Vince wins 1st HOH
>Jimmy tries to rape him in his room
>Vince wins 2nd HOH
>Morgan tries to rape him in his room

>>214067176
look at meme

>>214067221
Is kelley going to get shoah'd for associated a jew with germany?

>>214067229
shit i forgot about him stalling going up to hoh when jim was up there kek

>>214067176
remember when zingbot gave her a zing even though she wasn't even in the house anymore

>>214067221
get fucking instigated

>>214067254
took like 40 minutes grooming himself when he actually went up too lmao

>>214067281
get fucking evicted

the Keanu HOH into Morgan eviction is going to hit like crack

Kelly bros we got this

>>214067300
such a shame it was only three hgs in that comp, the reaction pics are some of my favorites this year

>>214067325
we've come back from far worse than needing to beat hobbit and pinchy in a comp

>>214067309
please bb gods I need it

>Kelley wins BBB
>Vince breaks a 4-4 tie and evicts Ava
Grodner make it happen

Are they REALLY doing a triple

kek rachel seething because people were being nice to each other and seething even harder when kelly says the truth

>>214067378
yeah

>>214067378
YES LOL

>>214067378
On 9/11, one eviction to memorialize each of the three World Trade Center buildings that fell

>>214067378
>>214067388
?
where did this come from?

>>214067124
>mfw maladaptive daydreaming this has made me bed ridden

>>214067399
There's a 2 hour special eviction episode scheduled on Thursday, September 11

>>214067378
followed by a double the week after

>>214067378
they have to
there are 5 weeks left after this and we are still two evicted hgs from even hitting jury (including the person evicted this week to be clear)

vince says he has been applying for 10 years to be on big brother and he has had a girlfriend for 7 years...

he could have been on bb17 instead of jace and banged jackie

he could have been on bb18 instead of paul and banged natalie and won and brought back for bb19 with 4 weeks of safety and banged christmas

he could have been on BBOTT instead of shane cuckman and banged alex

>>214067378
you're not SCARED are you ay-non???

>>214067426
>>214067427
losing that many so quick is going to destroy the feeds

>>214067392
They pushed it back a week now it seems. 2 hour episode is now on 9/18 and the 9/11 episode is only an hour

>>214067393
9/11 ep is back to 1 hour

9/18 is now 2 hours

So the triple
>HOH
>3 noms
>HOH can't play veto
>everyone but HOH plays veto (?)
>they vote to save

>>214067452
first season?

>>214067452
there's only a month left of this season
finale is sept 28

>>214067452
It depends how many chessplayers are remaining.

kek ava is shook

>>214067472
no?

>>214067475
shit i didn't even realize

snorlax finally realizing her ass is up on the block

>no sunday episode
>tues, weds, thurs into a triple
bbkino

>>214067176
I didn't watch her season. is her name meem or maymay?

>>214067489
oh no she'll have to compete finally haha

>>214067509
me me

>>214067461
>>214067465
the triple/doubles being only a week and a half before finale is the way they should always do it. fuck a surprise.

>>214067509
meem

>>214067538
Stop it, D. They shouldn't even have a triple in the first place.

>>214067538
what's the YouTube video for this guy again? or it was probably deleted by now....

>>214067465
so we're going to get the final prejuror next week, the first juror evicted normally the week after - I'm assuming without blockbuster as a thing either, then a triple

evict the hobbit

we still have Pandora's Box

vince getting some sleep early because he knows he's not getting any tonight :)

a triple eviction is perfect for this season and group
it was wasted with the all stars 2 players

it'll be a fucking bloodbath

seeing the complete devastation of the house after being thrust into the double and then just as they're trying to console one another and deal with the aftermath they get hurled into another spontaneous eviction is going to be pretty fucking funny desu

>>214067574
was it in 22? i never watched that one.

Ava being so popular with normies is baffling. All she does is sleep and act like a redditor

>>214067599
yes, and they spoiled it because the HGs could see it on the TV screen

>>214067599
Yeah it was where Tyler went rogue on the cool kids and sent home Dani, legendary episode

>>214067488
every year the feeds get slower and worse as more HGs are evicted and gameplay slows to a crawl

>>214067622
was not legendary kek. it was incredibly telegraphed for weeks that they were next in line to get chopped and it was pretty underwhelming. Tyler & Dani both went home that night, which was the boot order Cody wanted anyway

>>214067631
i just didn't realize we were so close to finale

>>214067475
take me back

>>214067637
kevin, david and dani went in the triple. tyler went the next week

>>214067631
It feels especially worse when theres no one entertaining in the house

>>214067657
there's 32 days left

>>214067694
Tyler was fucked either way

>>214067710
four weeks

>>214067720
all he had to do is win the veto that next week and xmas or nicole goes instead of him

Rachel looking skinny

>>214067764
No fucking chance he comps out with Cody in that house

lauren is wet

kek morgan crashed

how many of yall have a dad bod?

>>214067829
all im saying is anything could have happened had he won that veto. cody is forced to renom presumably nicole and she freaks out and memphis freaks out cause he doesnt want to vote out xmas. sure he would have had to win the next hoh but nicole won it so its not like it was impossible. then he puts up cody and enzo and forces memphis to choose or cody wins the veto and cody has to choose over memphis or enzo. it was late enough in the game it could have wreaked havoc

Lauren said butt :D

kelley schizo'd out on lauren while she was in the shower and said a bunch of crazy stuff and scrambled laurens eggs kek

lauren with the correct read on ava

lauren is currently thinking

vince this massage is rapidly spiraling
abort, abort

>>214067083 (OP)
https://x.com/SurvivorFan03/status/1960906313308778630

what a real tard motherfucker

>>214067989
nice ick face

kelly bros.....

see, he doesn't have to do this shit

vince what the fuck

>now vince is napping
>I'm going to go wake him up

Um, Kelsey, were you seein' that?

>>214068046
he scooted her over and definitely touched her ass once or twice
crazy shit

>>214067996
what she say?

is laurens shirt on inside out??

Lauren is gon wake his ass up

>>214068070
suspicious feeds switch imo

come back to me morgan

>>214067896
*computer enhance this lauren*

need ice queen lauren

>>214068082
that the only person on the "other side" ava cares about is will

>>214068089
oh he's up alright
she gonna catch adultery live

>>214068089
>you did this

kek, she wont

>>214068135
botox fag BTFO

I love Lauren’s tummy

>>214068027
lol I thought he was about to stop dropping n-bombs but its just cringe

who are they shit talking in the kitchen?

>Some of these people are dumb, sorry.
Trvke

>>214068178
we are the reflections of ourselves

>>214068165
they’re bullying Kelley as usual and Ava isn’t fucking with it

>>214068168
>going lower near her ass
>that final weird ass rub/pet
yeah I've massaged friends before but that shit instantly went beyond friend tier lmao

>>214068178
Ashly said that

>>214068168
I need Morgan to win HoH so we get another week of this

I can’t stand Ashley anymore

Lauren is dry

>>214068226
>morgan hoh
anon why do you want the threads to completely die?

>>214068229
>ashley: a dad bod doesnt bother me as long as the face is right, the wallet is right and the personality is right
>mickey: period. cause you can work on a dad bod

>>214068235
>scooting her himself instead of just saying scoot over

Does upstairs DR mean they're in trouble or something?

>>214068256
she only added personality for optics. she really means a pretty face and a fat wallet. what a vapid whore

>>214068271
It's where the naughty room is.

>>214068271
i think upstairs is the drug dispensary

>>214068252
I could see her flipping on Ropes and that'd be kino

>>214068271
it's the milking station

>>214068271
upstairs usually is medical/therapy stuff, they do use it for regular use if they need a bunch of drs though

>>214068271
Upstairs DR is mostly for meds/medical stuff. It's got a green screen so it's also sometimes used if production wants a special background for DRs.

>>214068252
>nominates lauren, kat, ava
>lauren wins veto
>kat wins blockbuster

Lauren is body-ody

>>214068333
>>214068336

oh thats interesting cause vince was in the downstairs DR for 2 hours when he was allegedly administered 10mg of thc

>>214068353
I still don't know what that means

>>214068340
she would nominate keanu, kat, and lauren and it would be boring as fuck

>>214068363
https://youtu.be/7PBYGu4Az8s

CHESS ALERT! LAUREN VS KELLEY!

>>214068358
an edible is an edible anon, it's more like handing a person a beer in dr than thinking of it like adderal

>>214068368
ok, keanu wins the veto and lauren wins the blockbuster sounds kino to me

I feel like this is the last time any hoh could have been interesting. Anything from here on out is gonna be lauren/kat/keanu/kelly or ashley/rachel/mickey/vince. If vince didn't pussy out this could have been so kino

>>214068395
I’d prefer keanu wins hoh

Body-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody

>>214068358
wait all this is over 10mg? that's like one gummy

>>214068410
The steamroll is on from tomorrow

>>214068427
based paypay

>>214068410
vince would still be playing the middle thou? vince honestly would take lauren/keanu to final 4 as he believes he can beat both in a final 2. best case scenario is morgan leaves in the next 2 weeks so vince can cut ties with the blacks completely

The massage is over, Morgan back to game talk

pinchy

>>214068358
One of the downstairs production team gave him one. Production smokes pot and eats edibles daily. Julie also smokes pot.

Kat and Will talking game for maybe the first time ever

>>214068386
oh, is that why ian and nicole went to the upstairs DR to get 5mg of melatonin nightly?

Mama Joint

>Will implying beta blockers are helpful for comps
immediate feed cut

kek based wont

Papa WON'T be passing no drug tests

>>214068440
yeah just enough to take the edge off and give you the munchies

>>214068646
A typical dose is 40mg

What the fuck does will know about winning comps

beta blockers should be allowed if they are among the prescription drugs advertised during the episodes

>>214068626
>beta blockers
Damn I had no idea the (positive) side effects of these. Straight up banned in pro golf as far as I can see.

first time i saw katherine and will ever talk one on one

>>214068653
no it isnt. theres a reason most edibles are in 10mg doses. if vince at 40mg of thc he would be on pluto (tv)

>>214068688
it lasted less than 10min kek

>>214068688
kek it was literally the first time time they've ever had a 1 on 1

>>214068703
you both are talking in circles because one is talking about the dose some wine aunt wanting to relax after a day of work would take and something some college kid wanting to feel pretty high would take

Mickey worked for Lidl when she lived in Germany

Mickey saying "i'm not making EVERYONE burgers" in a sassy way. girl was about to make Ashley two burgers just for herself

i'm so happy we are finally getting out of this shitty week and HOH

please Keanu win HOH and smite these hoes

>>214068785
>he didn't see the script for next week

>>214068755
im not talking in circles. im saying that people are alleging the DR gave vince an edible and IF they did it was a micro dose of 10mg or less based on the way he was allegedly acting. he isnt a college kid and not only did he not take 40mg he didnt take 10 or 5. its cope on a rope

>>214068799
i vote that to be the most kino moment of the season besides watching the wall live.

>>214068828
The Rylie eviction was goated with the sauce

Speaking of Brendon taking Rachel to Temecula, Mickey reminds me a lot of that "Lisa from Temecula" SNL character.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxxCaw74ptk

>>214068824
They wouldn't give him more than 10mg because he would be acting way different than typical which would raise too many questions

that flesh colored onsie ava wears is kind of lewd

Yo whaddup /bb/, Vince here. Finally figured out how to unlock the HoH phone. Just wanted to let y'all know that I'm taking all these hags out and I'm taking Lauren to F2. No blacks or hags are safe. I'll make sure Lauren gets all the chicken tendies she wants. Now excuse me while I enjoy the last night in my HoH room banging this psycho bitch for "strategy" ;)

>>214068888
right thats what im saying and your quads confirm it

>>214068910
goodspeed mr lip

>>214068889
these ones?

>>214068921
It doesn't change the fact that 40mg of thc is one dose

>>214068866
fucking SNL's been like Big Brother lately
Devon got evicted yesterday and today Emil was blindsided while at Six Flags

DUDE

WEED

>>214068910
getting all the hags out? wow, that's so based. you should probably nominate them since you're HOH!!

>>214068962
it's too soon

>>214068938
if you say so

didn't leah get a lot of shit last year for taking to long to cook? like she would be in the kitchen for three hours when she was doing burgers?

>>214068960
We do need to get back to the topic of big buddy, thanks for realizing reddit friend

shes making n-bomb food again

Keanubrahs, they're complaining that we mansplain too much

>>214069040
she's making burgers you retard

were missing chess

>believed vince would be capable of creating kino this week
am i stupid?

>>214069075
who puts eggs in a burger

>>214069083
you fell for his mist

>>214068962
>>214069083
trust the process

>>214069087
their meat was turkey and ground beef that was extremely lean, like 90 percent or some shit. egg helps bind them together and not make them as dry

>>214069087
extra binder, I see it occasionally

>>214068910
hell yeah. i knew you had a plan. tell morgan i love her but not like in a romantical why but a fun observation way

>>214069083
kind of. morgan strong arms him at every turn now and he's totally content with it. until morgan leaves, I don't have much faith in vince not continuing to self-harm his own game

BOOZE

they just got some alcohol

chug it all

11pm booze the night before an eviction, what is production up to?

libations on a wednesday

>>214069271
>>214069308
sensed that the feeds have been boring as fuck lately

ashley gonna pass out again after a glass of wine

What's the craziest shit that's been captured on feeds?

>>214069326
bb9

>>214069313
watch it be a comp where they have to watch videos and remember details in them

>>214069326
We're not allowed to speak about it

>>214069326
this guy stabbed a girl with a knife

>>214069326
lactating booba

>>214069249
i meant i don't even think it's a bad move it's just a lame "safe" Vinny Move (TM) and delays what could be kino till next week. like i truly believed bro coulda taken a huge shot to come back after consecutive bad weeks

BETTER SAVE MORGAN SOME WINE

lauren tanking her game further by playing chess with kelley on the eve of an eviction

>>214069326
footjob in the hot tub

Pops sitting by himself mumbling about yams

>>214069267
All the comps and slime are doing a number on Mickey's ropes

Girl stop picking your eyebrow

>>214069462
of all the hairstyles she could've come on the show with kek
keanu's ropes don't look great either

production literally hiding vince and morgan. vince's gf has to be questioning this

I don't like yams

Kelseycucks...

>>214069445
love little updates like this

>>214069514
Vince wouldn't be with someone with impure genes like morgon

>>214069497
>>214069514
fat idiot gave him a "pass" lol

>>214069514
shes calling up rylie

rachel already wrote a speech for when she puts keanu on the block

>>214069540
That's not true. His girlfriend has been deleting social media and posted a message about how much it hurts to be betrayed in public.

lauren will announce her autism diagnosis post bb like kyland and amber b did

>>214069588
lies

Besides Kat of course, who's going to be the most shocked by the reception Rylie has gotten? Everyone left in the hose seemed to really like him.

CHESS CAM

Will reacting to Ava saying her boobies were hurting from lying on the ground during the veto

>>214069592
pretty sure she's just plain dumb

>>214069677
Lauren is one of the more intelligent houseguests this season

>>214069661
she will probably make a statement saying that she genuinely liked him and was fine but they'll also never hang again

kek
lauren totally mocked ashleys "you know what im saying"
but took it back and said she didnt mean it like that

>>214069692
FACT lauren is concealing her high iq

>>214069694
she put up with listening to the most retarded cringe shit from that faggot for hours, I could see her still seeing him

COOKIE TIME

>>214069326
medical-based homicide

Vince likes that Kelsey is into video games, imagine if Morgan told him she's a pro gamer

>>214069744
Morgon doesn't like video games

>>214069744
>tfw no slampig latina gamer gf

Kelly bros.....

cookies & milk with lauren

>>214069672
His one true niece.

>>214069774
it'll be ok anon

Does Keanu just have no alliance? I know he kinda has a thing with Rachel and Kelley but they both have no issues with him being evicted whenever.

The way Lauren talked about her upcoming date with Zack... maybe she's asexual because there was no attraction there

Blacks and hags hate Kelley so much and she gets positive edits every episode, kek

>>214069834
not anymore. Rachel is done with him and already writing speeches for when she puts him up and Kelley probably would put him up too. Vinny pretends to be but will stab him in the back over and over

>>214069834
Vinny

>>214069834
not really. keanu kelley/kat lauren are all marked to be booted if none of them win HoH this coming week

ava looks dejected

Kat really shouldn't be humble bragging about being young and pretty while on the block the eve before an eviction

wtf are these

>>214069882
she actually has to do something tomorrow. on live television kek

lauren taking that first bite was something

where's morgan, shouldn't she be excited for food?

kat says that people have been mean to her often in her life because she's pretty

>>214069946
pegging vince

>>214069935
looks like biscuits

>>214069935
red lobster "drop biscuits"

>>214069935
cheesy biscuits

>>214069935
cheddar biscuits?

>>214069947
pretty and young
did Morgan hear that?

>>214069933
nah. the vote is already in. her and kelley were discussing it after lauren ran to do cookies. they both know they are going home against ava. kat knows she stays against kelley.
kelley is kinda hoping she stays against kat but she sorta knows she is donezo if she doesnt win block buster

What's the reasoning for a woman not to shave her hairy pits

>>214070024
she doesn't want to

MORGAN

>>214069987
girl you are obsessed

>>214070024
I think she's trans curious to an extent because she cross dresses and has a drag king persona. So, in summary, daddy issues.

this is gonna be on BBUnlocked

Morgan feeling guilt & freaking the fuck out after letting Vince rub her pussy in the hoh

kek kroger brand mayo

grim

>>214070075
how do they know what that is?

Lauren is making one of her rolls again

bb intercom voice: Stop rubbing her pussy

>>214070079
you think she has a bush or shaved?

>>214070105
>hairy legs and pits
>shaves her pussy
what do you think einstein

Ava wanted to know if Kelley wanted some of her "lemonade"

>>214070105
sorry for being aggro thought we were talking about the rodent woman

>there will be something in my mouth at 12 o'clock
that's what she (Ashley) said

>>214070150
Lauren.

camera guys focusing on kelley a lot now. they know she's gone

>>214070150
High quality cap you have there anon

>>214070185
gone up to the HoH room after her win

there's a certain sadness to kelley whenever she isn't talking to anyone

4 minutes

Morgon is having heart troubles

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>>214070223
I miss being young, Lauren eats elementary school food every day and still looks like that

>>214070251
Lauren is eating cookies that's will's plate

>>214070271
Point still stands

quite the fucking spread. god damn ashley

Reminder that slop is oatmeal

*sips*

remember when they blocked feeds after coming off slop last year because little leah fell and hit her chin on the counter?

kat is an alcoholic

>>214070299
steel cut oats, not oatmeal

>>214070296
I got hungry just looking at it

>>214070321
Which becomes oatmeal when you cook it

kelley is making obscene gestures to Will while he eats

>>214070341
it's a different texture, slightly different flavor even leaving aside all the vitamins and shit in slop, and takes longer to cook

Sorry for capping an nbomb

>>214070365
nobody cares, faggot

>>214070365
should apologize for your consistently shit caps in general

>>214070383
watch the f-bombs

>>214070361
It is oatmeal

why is Morgan hniñ hand ddnfnc BaAD MKCENB

>>214070433
if she just gripped your dick through the screen let us know

>>214070433
shes exhausted from "hangin" with vince

>>214070433
you are my favorite poster

katherine choked on a hot dog as a kid.
ava choked on deli ham.

>>214070433
FISH

I fell off a bunkbed as a kid one time but I was ok

>>214070512
you are not ok

>>214070521
Since when?

>>214070475
I once choked on one of the hard lifesavers but could breath though the hole in it, very uncomfy experience waiting for it to melt in there

>>214070526
do they not have parchment or foil?

>>214070526
BETTER HAVE WASHED YOUR CHICKEN

do we think Rylie is gonna show up for the finale?

>>214070540
I doubt it

>>214070540
yes and with an engagement ring

I like to imagine Rylie is in witness protection now

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>>214070544
its like looking at your gallery after lending your phone to a toddler who kept pressing the camera button

>>214070639
yeah, crazy that they are intended caps that he takes the time to upload

>>214070639
It's like a flipbook

>>214070662
yeah a flipbook some retard made that was left in the rain for a day

>>214070662
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>>214070741
cool clear crisp big mak

>>214070774
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