Thread 214067709

episodes 10, 11, and 12 are out now

dont care

What's the show even about? How do you make a show about an arcade game where you shoot other cars with your car?

>>214068449
Watch and see, anon!

>>214068449
theres only so much you can do with it, dystopian death games i'd imagine.

this season is fucking awesome

im 35 lol

>>214068198
fpbp

>>214067709 (OP)
Yeah we all saw the setup for Axel's sacrifice

>>214069568
38 myself and was a big fan of the games. Honestly really surprised with what they've done with the show I expected fucking trash. But it's been pretty damn good
Love the references also

Sad this plucky little underdog of a series just couldn't get the buzz. Well done for video game related media.

>>214070411
He aint dead yet tho.

>>214067709 (OP)
Thus far people have died in ironic fulfillment of their wishes. How will Mayhem become Invincible? Frozen in carbonite?

>>214070684
Yeah I'm sure we will see him again. Ugh as much as I was hyped for them to release the last 3.. now I'm not ready for it to end..

>>214070735
Honestly woulda been cool if she died then kept getting revived or something.
Also I guess she's not Krista Sparks after all??
No spoilers if she is.. I'm just on episode 11

>>214070764
This looks nigger tier....the jeets must be eating it up. Why doesnt it have a general?

>>214070833
We've had some good threads. But alot of people are just apprehensive about the show. I think you gotta be a Twisted Metal fan to actually enjoy it and lets be honest most the posters now adays don't even know what Twisted Metal is

Games are great, show is garbage
>games have cars with crazy ass special weapons shooting other cars
>show has basic cars with drivers just shooting other drivers with guns

>>214070901
nigga are you serious... what do you think the show should be a CGI fest of star wars bullshit?
They had to tone it down alittle to make it more realistic. Fucking hate you cape shit assholes.

>>214070933
>. what do you think the show should be a CGI fest of star wars bullshit?
Uh, you don't need CGI to put machine guns on a car. And Spectre had some laser shit, that was pretty basic and could look cool.
>They had to tone it down alittle to make it more realistic
So they took all the soul out of what made the game great. Fucking retarded faggot. You are acting like a car with weapons on a show is some impossible thing. KITT from Knight Rider was cooler than the cars on this show.

>>214070933
>what do you think the show should be a CGI fest of star wars bullshit?
This clip posted is 90% CGI you cunt >>214070907

>>214070967
The cars have machine guns
Raven had the laser not Spectre
Also Axel still did his "AXEL POWER" thing
Eh Knight Rider.. yeah good point

>>214070980
NO IT'S NOT THEY ACTUALLY DID THESE STUNTS

Omg I just got it... Calypso split Roadkill into 2 because 2 different wishes...

>>214070884
I liked twisted metal when I was 10/11. However, I am white and realize the show is garbage with terrible actors not good enough to be in real movies/shows....even the jeets doing the special effects are the rejects nobody wanted

>>214071099
I actually kinda preferred season 1. Alittle bit more about the car and the bond between driver.
And sure you can say it's not like the game. But it's the closest thing we're gonna get for some nostalgia and it's not horrible.

>>214071147
Kill yourself. It didnt need to be a show or have a story. Just do a death race style action movie with paper thin characters that dont highlight the talentless actors if you want a nostalgic cash grab

>>214071237
Nah I think it went alittle above and beyond the nostalgic cash grab and I liked that about it.

>>214067709 (OP)
I'm looking at Peacock right now and you are a liar.

>>214071295
We're watching them right now. How are they out on free streaming sites and not Peacock?? And they did Minion, it happens.

>>214071258
Who is the audience for this? Jeets? Chuds who drink monster? This is worse than HALO. Halo at least had real actors.

>>214071324
Damn you sound like you hate it so much that you have to keep posting here. You cursed or something?

Can't believe they took the Minion character as a fucking power ranger.. wheres the vehicle

>>214071339
I was just genuinely shocked by how terrible the webms you posted to hype up the show looked. A shockingly decline from HALO, which was also bad.
Turns out Paramount+ made Halo and Peacock makes twisted metal. I for some reason thought both were made by Peacock.
Peacock has always been gay nigger tier trash like everything NBC touches after Parks and Rec created Chris Pratt and they decided to only appeal to shitskins and whites who desire to be shitskins.

>>214071445
You sound great fun to have around

>>214071445
You already mentioned halo. This isn't xbox.

>>214071445
I got more for you. Don't worry you can complain more

>>214071445
Not even my own mother bitches this much

WHy is it all sso grey?

Holy fugg just watched episode 11.. and it was more like a 9/11

This show is a soup of recycled ideas, bad quota cast and a talking simulator.
A random short film on youtube done by students has more quality than this.

>>214071482
Its the best comp in terms of budget/effects. The acting is just community theater level bad in twisted metal.
Is it comparable to Cowboy Bebop or One Piece on Netflix? I havent seen either but watched the anime.....it doesnt seem comparable to either from the trailers.
Even the old cheap Starz shows like Banshee and Black Sails blow this out of the water.
The webms you posted make it seem like a long boring Sharknado series or Aslum mockbuster.

>>214071555
I check'd em. But I ain't reading all your bitching.

>>214071546
I watched cutscenes from twisted metal black. It is 1000x better than this lol

>>214071562
"Only jeets and illiterate chuds who drink monster watch this crap"

>>214071590
You ever been called a broken record?

>>214071596
Have you ever been called "Sir" without who makes way more than you adding "you're making a scene"?
"SAAAR!" Doesn't count jeet

>>214071555
Your entire post is either commenting on things you’ve not seen or comparing dumb fun with serious drama. Why are you even in the thread?

Roadkill just ain't the same... Bring back Evelyn

>>214071608
I'm trying to make scene of your comment. But it sounds like you're the jeet.

DAMN I really thought Mike and Stu were gonna be in the next season in a monster truck!

>>214071614
Im pointing out this is an embarrassing step down from HALO which only jeets and chuds watched. Wheel of Time had better acting and cgi as well.
Who is the best actor on the show Capn Coon?

>>214071668
This isn't halo you dumb fuck

>>214068449
Not much, especially not in the worst era of television writing we've ever seen.

they're not out here

>>214071668
What in the hell even is wheel of time? and what is Capn coon? Why are you bitching so much?? Did Twisted Metal hurt you?

>>214071668
If you’re talking about effects then yeah, it is but they’re both a bit shit outside of Halo’s first episode. If you’re talking about the shows themselves then they’re not comparable in the slightest. Twisted Metal is just an adolescent rule of cool wankfest and it’s just a fun show; Halo couldn’t have missed the point of the source material harder and was awful. Why are you in this thread if you’re not watching the show and have no intention of?

>>214071668
1. as a halo fan halo sucked
2. this show has a completely different tone, it doesn't take itself seriously
i think marvel is more your speed bud. never post in these threads again

>>214071638
Im drunk. Forgot to add "someone" but a native English speaker could still figure it out from context clues. I'll dumb it down for you.

Has anyone (a subordinate for instance) ever called you "Sir"? Besides people who make way more than you (because they are white and dont have priors) before adding "you're making a scene" (implying you are causing problems for those around you with low class behavior like street shitting)
"SAAR!" (the traditional greeting of your people(Pajeets)) doesnt count

>>214071729
I really didn't watch Halo myself. But I am glad someone could finally put it into terms for that tard.

>>214071748
You didn't like my "scene" reference?
Since you are so "drunk" and again dude tl;dr

>>214071778
esl saar

>>214071748
>why yes I do steal my jokes from The Simpsons when I’m wasting my precious free time shitting up threads, how could you tell?

>>214071786
I'm actually very indian and I will be taking over your old neighborhood soon

>>214071729
>>214071741
I said HALO sucked but had real actors and better tho still bad cgi

A fun wankfest would be Banshee or Black sails. Both had legit actors and spawned stars doing trashy well for white people. This is not for white people or anyone I would call white.

>>214071812
Banshee I can level with you there. That was way outta hand. Black Sails though, loved that (minus the women)

>>214071758
>>214071729
How is ugly people acting poorly in front of a green screen with awful cgi fun?

>>214071847
Are you calling Sweet Tooth ugly? Okay alot of things I can accept, trash talking and the like. But not that.

>>214071812
Black sails took itself seriously as a period drama. This absolutely does no such thing by ANY metric. It’s like saying Bambi isn’t a very effective horror movie after the first 15 minutes. No one is defending the acting or effects of Twisted Metal you fat fucking spastic.

>>214071847
If you’re asking me to define “fun” or “entertaining” for you I really can’t be arsed. You strike me as someone who ha very different definitions.

Not a horrible way to end the season. But I want a focus back on the cars.
I got really chaffed on my ass when they did this shit in season 2 .
The show should be about cars and if you don't see what is wrong with this picture then you don't know cars. Simple as.

>>214071961
I just watched the end of the season and I take that comment back.. It was a horrible way to end the season.

>>214071888
Black sails never took itself seriously lol. It was trashy nonsense but it was fun. This is direct to vhs sloppa. Black Sails/Banshee = Speed Racer/Snakes on a Plane. Twisted Metal = Street Racer/Snakes on a Train.
It's cheap imitation crap like Neerios, Corporal Munch, Cinnamon Almost Crunch, Fruit Poops...shit no respectable white is consuming

In closing for me. Season 2 started off fun and strong. But lost vision of what was suppose to be.. which was the cars and the connection with the cars and the drivers...

Just finished Episode 10 and it felt like the old writing in Season 1. The rest of the Season's writing I've hated. Ready for the next two to drop off back to shit again.

>>214072051
We're you also disappointed by the characterization of the wolf, ape, lizard and pebble in this?

>>214071961
I prefer when they do other silly stuff. Car things are kinda just them shooting bullets and going circles. Not that funny or interesting

>>214072036
You are definitely working with your own idiosyncratic definitions if you think Black Sails wasn’t intended to be a serious period drama. If you’re comparing Twisted Metal to it then you’re the only one. And that’s me playing fair; frankly I think you’re talking drivel for (you)s and dickhead here is making the mistake of feeding you them. In any case, I don’t think this is the thread for you.

Any game fans tell me the significance of the butterfly lamp at the end?

I love this show, i played the games alot as a kid and they nailed the soul of the old games. Hope it gets a season 3. Only disappointment is Not giving Minion his tank.
I also agree would be nice to have more car combat and more stunts etc, but I'm surprised how much we actually get in a small show like this.
Looks like we might get Dark tooth next season, Also hope we get Mr slam(with his vehicle this time), thumper and warthog in season 3.

>>214067709 (OP)
I mean... the design was retarded in the 90s too, but somehow its badass still.
Cant be explained.

>>214068449
its a comedy in a post apocalypse world
you got bunch of colorful characters do wacky shit

>>214067709 (OP)
Is this show good? The games premise is cool for a show but I don't trust modern tv nor revival of game series that have been dead for more than a decade

Yeah ending was complete trash lol. This season was complete shit, not even bothering with S3
>>214072570
>Is this show good?
Not by a mile

>>214072691
That ending of season 2.. was worse than I thought it could be..

>>214072902
THIS. What the fuck! It had such a kino buildup and then it was a new flavor of plot twist slop. They were cramming in all these ideas and it spoiled the broth completely. Fuck! That was seriously terrible.

I had a feeling this was going to happen. "What if they somehow fuck the ending up?" And they did. How the fuck?

Season 3 can fuck off.

Mayhem'd get it.

>>214073448
Don't even wanna see her pits at this point. Wouldn't want to see any of their filthy disgusting pits. I'm done. The jews did us dirty again.

>>214073536
I'm only on episode 10, but I stand by my assertion.

S2:
>The Good:
Sweet Tooth, Axel, Calypso, and Grim were good
Some of the car fights were pretty good

>The Bad:
Everything else, including the ending

Also, I still hate Quiet and I skip most of her scenes. Seriously doubt I'll watch Season 3

>>214073570
May is just bait to lure you into one of the worst endings that ruined an entire series.

The only way they could've made this any worse would be to make us wait another week for Episode 12. Since it's unlikely for Jews to show any mercy, they simply oversaw this torture mechanism for the audience.

I still can't believe what I just watched.

>>214073676
More like bait for my nut.

Watcha doin' rabbi?

>>214073715
We relaxed. We FUCKING relaxed.

Who the fuck asked for this? Who the fuck is watching this? Why the fuck did it get two seasons?

>>214070764
Christ, PS5 games look better than this

>get the usual twisted wish ending
nice, oh wait it's still going
>the main characters are fine
expected and they probably made sure their contracts were stronger after the first season
>Calypso turning the world against the main characters and into a future wasteland
nice, it's going to end up like TM2
oh wait, it's still going
>setting up that Minion will be saved and Calypso will be defeated as the ending for the series
oh no
>>214072377
It's where the dead rat with wheels was. I think it's just to show that Axel went back there to show up again in s3.

>>214069568
>>214070429
33 here, I'm not watching it, only played TM4 (which is my favorite and according to my own research back in the day, the fandom fucking hates) and yeah: I don't know.
Also I have a PS3 laying around and I'm entertaining the possibility of putting TM Black in it. Seems fun as fuck.

>they're still calling him "Sweet Tooth"
His name is Needles. The ice cream van is Sweet Tooth.

>>214071324
>Who is the audience for this?
people who are near 40 and can't watch shows with boobs because their kids will turn trans so it's gotta be safe for work network tv slop

>>214074006
Just know that Black has a much darker tone to it compared to the previous games and this show. You will genuinely feel bad for some of these characters.

>>214074006
Get a load of this zoomer.

>>214070833
It's not bad but its not super amazing. Its sort of like The Expanse or Battlestar Galactica in terms of entertainment.

>>214074189
The Expanse was actual kino s1 though. ending was pretty rushed.

>>214074141
>You will genuinely feel bad for some of these characters.
kek Thanks for the heads up. I actually did enjoy reading their bios and following the "story" back in the day, to the best of my ability that is, since I didn't speak English. This is going to be interesting.

>>214074253
As an English only language American, your English is perfect now.
Way to go.

>>214067709 (OP)
I couldn't even make it through ep 3.
Do the writers know that every single female character is exactly the same? Or do they just not care?

Gib Mayhem snuggles

>>214074301
And I actually dig the language. I don't get the haters at all. So many words, rhotacized vowels, incredibly versatile. Anyway, LFG

this season felt like they had enough ideas for 9 episodes but needed to stretch it to 12.

The two episodes set at the school were filler episodes for budget reasons, like they needed bottle episodes without any car combat scenes.

trying to force an emotional plot point between Axel and Mayhem was dumb. They try to build him up as like a father figure, but really he just killed her whole family and kidnapped her.

The Minion battle was disappointing. Why was Minion not in a car? And then the other Minion twist in the last episode was retarded.

Man, that Calypso fella is devilish.

>>214074141
is black the one where they list the characters' various mental illnesses and treatments.
games just don't have that delicious trashy edge anymore.

>>214074743
Yes because it ties into the story of every contestant being recruited from Blackfield Asylum.
Sets the tone very early on.

>>214071203
Imagine the STDs

I liked season 2 until the last episode.

>>214072128
NTA but considering that weren’t humans turned into monsters, it’s kind of shit

>>214067709 (OP)
Season 2 definitely feels like it was written by a woman

Last episodes took a treacherous shit all over the previous 20.

dae feel like they've been watching 2 seasons of setup?

i love the show but the final episode was bad
gonna treat that as the finale for me
not going to watch s3

I can't stand Anthony Mackie, should I watch this?

>>214075635
whats even more insufferable is they try to pass him off as some sort of sex symbol. its cringe and forced

I dont mind roach coach being a girl now because she's kind of hot but why did they change it from "i want to kill all the bugs" to "i want humans extinct and bugs ruling the world"

Anyone got a file link for the season?

>>214075635
Not as bad as Altered Carbon, still pretty bad. At least here he's a goofy zesty nigga.

>>214075635
I'm surprised anybody feels any way about him. He was ok in Pain and Gain though.

Lol as some1 who had tw1 and tw2 back in the day, this looks like shit. And the fact that everything is sp brightly lit doesnt help either. What a joke

>>214067709 (OP)
I played the games when I was a kid, but every clip I've seen from this suggests that it's made by talentless retards in a warehouse somewhere.

>we never learn his backstory despite the initial setup in his intro episode
>we never learn what his wish was
>has no development whatsoever
>no explanation for why he ended up in Blackfield
>reduced to a wacky schizo with no personality beyond le funny voices
>literally cucked by Sweet Tooth and jobs just as hard in the final round
Genuinely, what was the fucking point of adding him if they didn't want to do anything with him? Even Axel and Stu were treated with more dignity.

>>214077712
at least he was around for most of the season. they used a shitton of characters as throwaway gags in the first season. I dont see the show getting to season 5 or anything but there really arent that many characters left.

>>214070764
hahaha that's fucking horrendous. you ppl watchin this garbage for real?

>>214067709 (OP)
I really liked season 1 but this season has been a huge dip. Do the final 3 episodes make up for it?

>>214078295
No. The last two episodes are absolute dogshit, and I say this as someone who loved the rest of the season.

Not enough AXEL POWER tb h

Not counting the qualifier the tournament only had 4 games, 3 of which were in the cars. The show does everything it can to avoid showing vehicular combat. The dance party episode was a joke.

>>214077030
He seems like a good dude IRL, but acting wise I think he's weak in everything I watched him. Haven't seen P&G, though

i played these games they're actually fucking stupid

>>214080904
Stupid good, or stupid bad
Have you played Vigilante 8?

>>214067709 (OP)
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

>>214081016
yeah i played that one as a kid and liked it. it probably aged like shit though

What was the point of the first season? The show should just be about the tournament.

>>214082300
To force the most unorganic romance relationship between two leads that you've ever seen in your life

This show is 90% filler, I was willing to look past that for season 1 because I thought they were setting up characters for the tournament but season 2 was more of the same. Also sweet tooth was absent for 2 whole games and was still allowed to enter the final? How did he even have fans when he did nothing all season?

>>214083893
They had to make room for the found family bullshit between the blandest characters in the show, please understand.

>>214083965
I'm usually a big softie for the found family dynamic but this just felt forced.

>>214077712
He’s probably gonna be brought back, I think him losing his head was there so they can bring him back as a ghost rider.

>>214084033
Blame the way they wrote not!Grasshopper. There's nothing more annoying than an unlikable character that the narrative twists itself in a knot trying to get you to like them.

>>214084033
I’m mad grass hopper wasn’t a robot bomb.

>>214074051
Too be fair most people who played the games only knew the names of the cars and people have been calling him sweet tooth for years. Heck he’s only called sweet tooth in twisted metal 4.