Thread 214070876

>what is Australia

zoom zoom

>>214070876 (OP)
Australia and New Zealand are right there bro

>>214070876 (OP)
The greatest kino, the greatest adventure
;_;7

Brazil has had a few good ones

>>214070902
>>214070924
Do those 'countries' have any good films?

>>214070902
>>214070924
name the good movies then

australia produced yahoo serious, south africa gave us neill blomkamp, and brazil gave us city of god

>>214071020
South Africa gave us The Gods Must Be Crazy. Blomkamp should have been necklaced for Chappie.

>>214070876 (OP)
What I don't get is, if you keep going south you just loop back around to the top so wouldn't that also be apart of the southern hemisphere?

city of god
animal kingdom
district 9

>>214070876 (OP)
My knowledge only extends to Peter Jackson and George Miller.

>>214071020

Brazil also gave us Trope de Elite 1 & 2.

>>214071049
correct. the southern hemisphere owns the entirety of earth

>>214071069
Not film
but for me it's yolo

>>214070876 (OP)
because of flat earth that ring is full of well spaced liars

>>214070876 (OP)
no.
t. Australian

>>214070876 (OP)
District 9 was pretty good. One of the most honest depictions of negroes ever put to film.

>>214070963
>>214070983
New Zealand has Lord of the Rings.

>>214071095
>Brazil also gave us Trope de Elite (2007)
ftfy

>>214070876 (OP)
>Has a good film ever come from here? A

Yeah.

Crocodile Dundee
Hobbitses
Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Mad Max franchise
The Piano
Sleeping Dogs
What we do in the shadows

>>214071043
I think Uganda is north of he line? 90 percent sure. Sorry can't be bothered to check

>>214071481
Equator runs through it, actually. I guess they can claim both hemispheres.

>>214070876 (OP)
Australia has the Wolf Creek series of movies/TV shows and Lake Mungo.
Sometimes gotta turn the subtitles on, though. Hard to understand them.

>>214071164
Hollywood movies set in other countries don't count

>>214070876 (OP)
Chopper Reid biopic with Eric Bana is pure certified KINO

>>214071164
nice try moroni

>>214070944
>literally me

>>214071164
No you don't. You have a filming location in an American movie.

>>214070876 (OP)
what happens here

>>214070876 (OP)
9 damas

>>214070876 (OP)
district 9 and mad max
>>214070902
a hope for faggots

>>214070876 (OP)
>Has a good film ever come from here? Anonymous 08/28/25(Thu)00:44:00 No.214070876

>>214071665
>>214071697
that wasnt the question, and also not really how large productions work, the production company and studios do the work and independent or otherwise the major companies will distribute them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_film_production_companies
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rising_Sun_Pictures
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disney_Studios_Australia

pick for your self some movies and see who and where they where actually made.

>>214070876 (OP)
>southern hemisphere
No such thing.

Hercules and the Amazon Women
Hercules and the Lost Kingdom
Hercules and the Circle of Fire
Hercules in the Underworld
Hercules in the Maze of the Minotaur

>>214072067
Crikey, I just found out that my favorite Western, Quigley Down Under, is actually an Australian film.

>>214071715
Nothing, a dozen scientists studying penguins and flowers.

>>214070876 (OP)
What We Do in the Shadows was kino.

>>214072164
this is good, but 4 of the 6 actors on the poster are british

>>214071115
I dunno why but bush adventure was more crispy, those girls have literally zero charisma

>>214072737
Then count every movie with Mel Gibson as Australian one.

>>214070876 (OP)
A few
>The Gods Must Be Crazy
>Tropa de Elite
>City of God
>Mad Max
>Wake in Fright

Australia
>Bad Boy Bubby
>Mad Max (originals)
>The Dry
>Chopper
>The Castle
>Crackerjack
tl;dr anything with Eric Bana is certified kino

>>214071675
Absolute masterclass from Bana, his acting in it is actually fucked up good

>>214072190
This, plus wake in fright.

>>214070876 (OP)
Rare down-to-earth apocalypse movie.

>>214071049
What's it like being 80 IQ?

>>214070876 (OP)
Every Leon Schuster movie ever.
>>214070902
A boomerlennial aussie cunt got mad that his prison colony is in the global south.

>>214070876 (OP)
yes. I haven't got to the South America or Oceania charts yet, and I know some of these are from countries above the equator, but this is the best I've got

>>214075611
also, this one just for Indonesia, which I think is the only country included on the chart in the southern hemisphere

>>214070876 (OP)
From Australia a lot
From South America some
From Africa no idea

>>214071715
cthulhu fthagn

>>214070876 (OP)
I feel like most people subconsciously draw the line closer to this in their mind. Or maybe that's just me.

>>214075675
No I honestly thought that's where the equator was, too

>>214070876 (OP)
Cidade de Deus (City of God)

>>214075675
>>214075766
That line you drew is actually a real dividing line culturally speaking.
Anything below that is considered the "Global South" ie. India, most of Africa, Latin America, south east Asia.
Australia even though being below the line is considered part of the Global North.

And this >>214073335
Ricardo Darin hard carries Argentina

>>214072737
its colonial australia. but its amazing

>>214075675
I was thinking about this earlier. Its partly because old classroom mercator maps always had the equartor towards the bottom of the map. but kids just assumed it was in the middle running through the Sahara desert and not through central africa and completely south of India.

>>214075675
I don't because I've heard of the countries ecuador and equatorial guinea

>>214075838
>Anything below that is considered (by retards) to be the "Global South"
FTFY

>>214075896
Fuck off nobody's heard of equatorial guinea, you read that on wikipedia just now

>>214075918
It's true, Pablo

>>214072737
you know all australians are british right

>>214075675
Yeah I always assumed it was a bit higher. Right below the Sahara desert

>>214075967
see >>214075889

>>214070983
Not him, but Picnic at Hanging Rock for a conventionally good film and Wyrmwood for a criminally underrated popcorn flick.

>>214070983
The Proposition
Breath
Mad Max 2
Wake in Fright
Lantana
The Tunnel
Romper Stomper

>>214075923
cope

>>214076044
never heard of any of them except mad max II , what about the first one though?

>>214076083
Western >>214072164

>>214076083
The Proposition is one of the best films of all time

>>214076083
https://youtu.be/QUVsDy0sc3k?si=Qg_4HJwlo1aH6_J-

>>214076369
one of the best scenes ive everseen

>>214075611

I was looking at the flags and thought "wait why is the Romanian flag in there? Then I realized it's Chad.

>>214076607
cool; thanks for sharing

>>214070876 (OP)
Wyrmwood is kino https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2535470/

>>214076083
if you are completely ignorant of any good films, then why did you start this thread?

>the absolute state of /tv/

>>214076607
I've never been super familiar with world flags, but as I've been making these I've realized that a lot of flags around the world look very similar. I also find it interesting how certain regions tend to like the same or very similar colors and styles of flags

>>214075889
always amazes me how big Russia is. Sometimes I fuck aorund on google maps in Sibiria and zoom in on some random shed

>>214077009
you should try the in browser google earth, you can compare time which is like a quantum leap to exploring google maps

>>214077009
You're looking at a "Mercator Projection" world map: it's not 1:1 size accurate. Case-in-point = Russia is not the size a Mercator Projection map displays it as, it's exaggeratedly large (increasingly so as you view more Northward) due to its "more pleasing" visuals of placing a surface-sphere's display on a rectangle.

Granted, it IS a very large landmass, though.

>>214070944
this one gets me every time bros

most definitely

>>214078236
>wake in fright
I immediately recognised what look like old pre-decimal British one pence coins. thought it must be some Aussie crap with the same dimensions and design but I don't think they are because they have Britannia on them. here's some for scale

>ctrl-F crocodile
>only 1 result

>>214070876 (OP)
Australia gave us Breaker Morant and Picnic at Hanging Rock. South Africa gave us Zulu, though it was an English production.

>>214079386
Using countries from the global north is kinda cheating. OP could have clarified he meant the global south and not the southern hemisphere. but he doesnt seem to know the difference.

>>214071043
Everyone in Uganda knows kung fu

>>214079643
>palestine randomly part of the global north for some reason

This Filipino shit is one of the craziest movies I've ever seen

>>214070876 (OP)
Aussies have made great films.

>>214079741
thats Israël, palestine is in red.

>>214075468
>boomerlennial
I believe you mean a Silent X.

>>214070876 (OP)
of course.

you would know if you guys watched anything with subtitles

>>214075675
>I feel like most people subconsciously draw the line closer to this in their mind. Or maybe that's just me.
What you're drawing is the Tropic of Cancer and basically defines where everything gets humid and shitty.

>>214078236
Dr Robotnik?

>>214071384
based

>>214071098
i bet most of you don't actually know why this is, or could articulate it properly. hint: it's purely psychological

>>214071715
GAY RAPE

>>214080829
Wut
Everything he said is idiotic

>>214080023
how many naked brown girls are in it

>>214080865
do you know why it's idiotic though?

>>214070876 (OP)
Yes:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089869/

>>214080866
Not a huge number, but the ones who are naked like the whole fucking time, I'd estimate half the fucking movie the leads are naked
Dude, if you're into Filipinas this movie is going to be your favorite thing ever
And it's GOOD, and it's FUCKED UP
fair warning, the literal first thing that happens, like opening credits, is a guy disemboweling a buffalo in front of a bunch of child children for real
This movie doesn't fuck around

>>214080880
Numbers are a form of language, not a fucking historic photographic record of inanimate objects
"You can't prove anything" is arrogant solipsism
Not understanding how a mirror works is absolute retardation

>>214080933
I found it streaming online, time to rub one out to naked brown girls

>>214080989
I genuinely hope you like it, it's in my top 10
Putting my rep on the line here, lol

>>214080980
it's not even about how the mirror works. it's to do with the axis of rotation your subconscious uses

>>214081154
well left and right are subejctive directions while up and down are objective.
If you turn upside down then down is still down and up is still up.
but if you turn around then your left and your right have both changed.

>>214079643
No but then it includes kino countries like India, Egypt, Mexico and so forth.

>>214071098
>how is that possible? I've been trying to wrap my head around that for decades and I make no progress.

>>214081313
if you subconsciously predict that the reflected image rotated head over feet then up and down change but not left and right. it seems really weird to do that because the mismatch between the reflected image and the predicted one are so much more different but it's actual no less logical than what we're doing which is predicting the rotation in the normal spinning direction. but the a reflected image vs a normal rotated human are very similar because we're basically symmetrical in that direction

this ones brazillian and still one of the top ten movies ever made in my mind

>>214081441
you raise a good point.

>>214075675
>t. Mutt education
South doesn't mean hot

>>214071715
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerguelen_Islands

>>214070983
The Babadook

>>214082658
Okay, but why are you replying to me with this random strawman? No one made that claim and no one else responding took it as such.
Maybe you're the retard here.

>>214070876 (OP)
Lizards

>>214071665
>>214071697
>story by an English professor, directed by a Kiwi director, using Kiwi/Aussie workers
>"iT's a MeRiCaN mOvIe!!1!"
You're retarded.

Terrified is pretty cool
Good scares, nice atmosphere.

>>214080717
double nigger