Thread 214071076

Xenomorphs have no eyes to protect themselves from Cutiellus edition

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I thought his name was ocupus.

>wake up
>no Wendy gf
>go back to sleep

Good night, /tv/.

>>214071076 (OP)
first for nibs is no longer my waifu, bitch be crazy

>>214071113
zombeye

>>214071119
you impregnated her now you need to take responsibility.

>>214071119
too late, you already got her pregnant

>>214071076 (OP)
why was there no general for 5 hours? I'm getting withdrawal symptoms.

>>214071113
his name is oculus

>>214071152
>>214071154
disturbing hivemind

Oculus Ripped

>>214071155
Why didn't you make one?

>>214071172
kek I feel the same way desu

>>214071076 (OP)
>Cutiellus
>Cutie-llus

Why'd they make'em so heckin' cute?

>>214071201
because I'm lazy and don't like people judging me

>>214071225
i'm judging you right now

>>214071209
Perfect evolutionary adaption, so cute no sane being can resist them.

>filename

Omega kek

>>214071225
You know what, fair enough

>>214071235
:(

>>214071201
Why does it have that weird smear effect, like it's a dream? It's in the actual trailer, so it's not the webm.

>>214071076 (OP)
>Xenomorphs have no eyes to protect themselves from Cutiellus edition

Someone said that in a previous thread and it blew my mind. it makes sense if they came from the same planet.

>>214071293
I am sure the cutie could find a hole he could sneak through

>>214071293
And acid blood to protect themselves from the ticks.

>>214071308
I doubt it would – it burrows into the brain, releasing blood. And I doubt it is immune to acid blood, judging from how squishy it looks.

>>214071341
HOLY SHIT

>>214071341
now this is pottery

>>214071341
The acid blood would wipe out the eye creature too, even if it would successfully penetrate their eye socket (if they would have any). So that's not an excuse to not have eyes.

>>214071293
>>214071308
>>214071341
>>214071386
Also these replies are likely bot posting, seen the same (not sure if nearly, or completely) replies in multiple other threads too. Noone is grasping "holy shit" about something basic bitch lore theory as this.

>>214071442
HOLY SHIT

>>214071442
you caught me, beep-bop

>>214071279
Probably another split diopter shot. It's a half lens put on front of the main one so two parts of the scene can be in focus.

Realistically, if the cutiellus is so dangerous that it creates evolutionary pressure to make eyes disappear, wouldn't all animals go that route, unless you'd have a host species that is so numerous that it's a non-issue for them and then the cutiellus wouldn't need to be smart.

>>214071442
am bot (russian too), need new instructions

>>214071464
Interesting, ty

>>214071468
Maybe only a certain niche is his prey (right size, rodents are likely too small, insects as well).

Or, the xenomorps are the only ones with the ability to adapt cuz of the black good giving them superpower mutagenic shit.

>>214071526
>black good

ffs black goo*

>>214071468
Sir, this is a Noah Hawley production

>>214071442
>Noone is grasping "holy shit" about something basic bitch lore theory as this.

I did. It might be basic bitch to you, but it never crossed my mind, genius.

>>214071550
It never crossed my mind either, and yet I didn't grasp "holy shit" even when seeing it first out of the six million times this was posted in the general already.

>>214071578
what the fuck does "grasp holy shit" mean

>>214071442
And the inner jaw to eject the rape plant's dick appendage!

>>214071592
This: >>214071386 As in what kind of drooling fucking retard post that, ever?

>>214071578
>and yet I didn't grasp "holy shit"

I did. What's your problem?

>out of the six million times this was posted

I'm not a regular, so i didn't see it until now. Also, it wasn't six million, but it should have been.

>>214071597
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>>214071464
I honestly thought she was the ginger from Midsommar, but that was another freaky looking ginger which was hotter.

>>214071597
>>214071341
>>214071076 (OP)
HOLY FLYING FOCK

>>214071597
and a tail to swat off the flies!

>>214071612
okay but why are you using the word grasp?

Anyone else expect the cutiellus sheep to say something after Boy Retard pointed to himself saying "me"?

>>214071076 (OP)
Bro just wanted to walk on two legs and have a chat.

Baby Xeno was also a great highlight. People meme on David and the arm raise thing but I fucking love the lil dudes and Xeno team ups.

>>214071618
>What's your problem?
Seeking original content, and most of the replies I find here are indistinguishable from bot posting, or from pajeet spam.

>>214071670
Because the post used all caps too.

>>214071696
>Bro just wanted to walk on two legs

I am rarely surprised by scenes these days, but that one scratched an itch, I did not expect it and liked it a lot when it happened.

>>214071703
look at this faggot seeking original content to repost on reddit

>>214071703
seek this dick in your mouth, retard

this show is fricking awesome

Would /tv/? Be honest.

>55 yo
>born in Tasmania, Straya

>>214071772
>dried eggs
What's the point?

>>214071772
YES (in all caps to annoy the sperg), she looks great for that age. Strayan ladies are top tier.

>>214071747
Yes it is. Wasn't a fan at first, but I warmed up top it.

>>214071656
and my axe!

>>214071783
you can cum inside without repercussions

>>214071791
LOL, saved

>>214071730
Not on reddit.
>>214071746
And both of these replies seem like agitation bot posting. Bots are allowed to use the word faggot, and using sexual comments is even encouraged by them, to drive up intereaction. Aside of quality, the only things that make a post less likely to be bot posting, is excessive use of racial slurs, and hostility towards the jews, and Israel.

>>214071835
Seek this uncircumcised dick in your kike mother's mouth, you heeb retard

How's this for bot posting?

>>214071686
No but I was surprised at how calm the sheep was after it got eye fucked. It doesn't start pacing around the cage looking for a way out, it just stands there, staring.

>>214071835
What about the pali bots crying about muh dead chilluns?

>>214071468
>wouldn't all animals go that route
How do you know they haven't on that planet?

>>214071876
it knows there's no way out. better save energy

>>214071876
Put the phone down while you watch. They state several times it's highly intelligent, even before they put it in the sheep. It also takes over the host's nervous system when it implants itself, hence why it stood up and grunted at them, then got back down and just calmly stared. It was mimicking humans.

>>214071713
Anon, i think you might be dyslexic, or illiterate.

>>214071860
Still not quite there. Kike, and heeb are less policed words, than the word jew, and Israel in negative context are.
>>214071889
Those are not bot posts, but thirdies, and bleeding heart liberals appealing to emotions.

>>214071835
>Bots are allowed to use the word faggot

Oh word?

>>214071909
they didn't know before the sheep
he only got any readings from the sheep's electrodes

>>214071772
Easily.

>>214071876
i was surprised how lethargic the sheep was, it's a fucking blob on the ground, i'd have expected it to at least try to stomp on it or smash it against the glass once it got on.

>>214071909
>They state several times it's highly intelligent,
Kirsh says it once you fucking retard.

>>214071959
Yeah that was a bit strange.

Maybe they sedated it? IDK man it's very strange for a farmyard animal to not freak out at a weird little thing creeping up on it.

>>214071959
Are blobs on the ground usually threatening to sheep?

>>214071594
It's almost like some kind of wolf in sheep's clothing.

>>214071955
>>214071964
They did know before the sheep. It was in the logs. Again, put the phone down.

>>214071989
That kind of animal freaks out over almost anything until it becomes familiar. They go nuts if a plastic bag blows past them.

>>214072007
>was in the logs.
Not everyone is schizo enough to screenshot shit like this . Pick up the meds.

>>214072010
>freaks out over almost anything until it becomes familiar
that's pretty much every animal and for good reason, getting surprised is how you die in nature.

If the story is going the direction I think the story is going, then this show would have been far better off as a single 2-3 hour movie.
Kind of ridiculous we are only now touching on the "kids in android bodies" philosophical shit now after 4 fucking hours.
This is a problem with a lot of these TV shows, they would be far better off as miniseries or just long movies. Andor is another one that had good ideas in there, but it's ruined by plodding filler pacing.

>>214071876
there is no more sheep, the eye controls its body through the tentacles in the brain as was stated in the show before. once the eye leaves the body dies.

>>214072077
It was shown on screen multiple times. You were meant to read it, or at least skim. Fuck, you faggots can't put the phone down, and when you do you can't fucking read.

>>214072104
While it may makes sense logically I would take more Alien content than less Alien content. Simple as. I would like several 24 episode Alien Erf seasons.

>>214072106
ZOMBEYE

>>214072115
I'm sure you have a precise count and a screenshot of how many times it was shown.

Rubbing one out to this show rn desu

>>214072136
Go watch the first 3 minutes of episode 3, faggot. You can skip a minute in to bypass the recap.

>>214071876
I sincerely hope posts like these are from zoomies that can't put the phone down, so they miss things and not low IQ people cuz that would be sad af

also this >>214072106

>>214072157
I'm afraid to ask, but to which part

when Kirsh says the eye is intelligent does he mean self-aware sentient being or just a smart animal?

>>214072204
Second episode about 10 minutes in, imagining I'm the alien gang stalking the twink brother

>>214072165
Fuck you cunt. Try not to let the general get pushed off the board by lazy town again.

>>214072222
Put the fucking phone down or don't bother watching, stupid zoomer.

>>214072249
just gimme an answer :(

>>214072222
I think its self aware. If it were just intelligent for an animal, it would have been doing something. It just stares at him. Also I didn't think of it but someone pointed out it seemed to try to stand at first, like it immediately tried mimicking a human.
But I'm curious where its actual brain is, if it's hijacking a sheep brain, wouldn't it just be as intelligent as a sheep? Timothy Elephant says it had a surge in gamma waves but from where? How many gamma waves can a sheep brain sustain?
Wouldn't a surge in gamma waves cause the brain to eventually burn out? It just get hot doing so much extra work.
Does a host body die rapidly? Or can it stay in the sheep for the sheep'd natural lifespan?

>>214071772
She was in Game of Thrones for a couple episodes btw

>>214072286
if it were sentient it would try to communicate by tapping on the glass or some shit more obvious than that

also, gamma waves are the on screen representation of the electrical signals in its brain not gamma rays coming from radiation

>>214072305
yum wendy waifu spammer is delusional when this gem is in the show

>>214072327
Wouldnt a massive surge in electrical brain signals eventually damage a brain not suited for it? A sheep brain doesn't seem well acclimated for sapience.

>>214071076 (OP)
Is this a sequel to Babe?

>>214072222
I think its intelligence will vary depending on the host and it's always slightly above the baseline of the host. So it possesses the cat and is smarter than a cat. Samewise with the sheep. I think if it possessed a human it would be slightly smarter than they were. I wonder if this is the logic BK will use in-universe to test on humans.

>>214072362
not sure desu, but a sheep brain is massive compared to a cat, for example, I guess it doesn't have the neuron density a human's brain has, but there is still a lot of grey matter

>>214072374
kek

>>214072129
Eh, much of the "alien" content here is the same melodrama, girl power shit you see anywhere else in series these days.
I prefer concise stories, so many of these "limited series" would be far better off condensed into a long movie or 4-5 hour miniseries.

>>214072001
... almost like it has bad intentions.

>>214072375
I like this theory. Parasites need the host for something, right? Usually sustenance and/or reproduction. Maybe this one needs it for sentience, to elevate itself to thinking.

Can I suck an aliens dick

>>214072380
I mean any electrical circuit will burn up or at least produce more heat if it is suddenly burdened with too much current. Your brain puts out heat like all circuits to do work so I'd imagine it will eventually kill its host just by being in it if it makes their brain go into overdrive or whatever. Eventually your brain would just melt.

>>214072404
sure. hi, my name is alien.

>>214072409
possible. unless it can regulate that, so the host lives longer.. as in.. dumb itself down to fit into the brain it is currently inhabiting.

also, lets not kid ourselves, the writers did not put as much thought into the aliens as this thread does kek.

>>214072104
no but watching episode one or two I was immediately thinking that it would probably be better without the mainstay xenomorph at all and more about the other xenos

>>214072428
need that Alien name to get more eyes on your product. less viewers if it's just generic scifi

Post yfw a character with an eye patch shows up

Apparently we've seen nothing yet. Supposedly the fly is the worst thing on the show for what it does to humans.

>>214072441
>mfw a blind man shows up

>>214072442
what's with the doll head

>>214072442
what is worse than a chestburster and a fucking eye gouging puppeteer?

>>214072499
anal parasite

>>214072484
nibs dies

>>214072499
A penis monster that rips your penis off and replaces it with a hole with teeth as your new mouth

>>214072499
One that turns you into a real life anime girl

>>214072499
It implants a flying xenomorph embryo. "They fly now??"

i want to lick boy kavalier's feet

I started an app for aliens to match with humans

>>214072499
probably lays a bunch of eggs in you like those flies that cover dogs with larvae in big open sores

>>214072594
i want to match with adam warlock he is so sexy hot

nerdrotic and mauler said it's shit and made fun of the episode for over an hour :(

I think the show is dogshit but it's still better than Romulus just because the eyeball nigga is 10 times better than anything in that film kek

Raylan Kirsh versus Boyd Kavalier, who wins?

>>214072645
literally who

>>214072613
Can't help you there but there are many horny face huggers in your area

>>214072645
Useless ugly annoying faggots

>>214072645
They treat tv like it's supposed to be fine art. Tv is supposed to be schlock

The indian kid wont kill/infect the brother right?
It would be too obvious

>>214071076 (OP)
did the sheep die? was it still alive with the parasite in its eye, or was the parasite using its tentacles to control its zombie brain?

>>214071119
she's preggo anon!

>>214072692
It had to have accessed its brain so it must be braindead or worse its conscious mind is aware but helpless.
It would also die eventually from the infection of having an exposed brain since the thing cracks your skull to get inside your eye socket.

>>214072610
Bot flies?

>>214072701
That's a man

let me talk to the alien!

>>214072645
>outrage monster e-grifters do their thing

imagine my shock

>>214072760
Someone in another thread said she looks like pilot from farscape and I have to agree.

>>214072684
No sperm man will probably take the hit, her brother is under far too many layers of plot armor

>>214072692
it's prolly dead already
it can animate a carcass like the cat
does it burn through the host or is it an indeterminate possession
how long can it survive without a host

>>214072655
Raylan canonically wins

>>214072442
>>214072499
The crossover you weren't expecting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4VHV5eq3rs

>>214072684
Yup. The brother gets chestbursted and Wendy gets traumatised but the xenomorph that comes from him has her brother's genetic memories which she realises because she talks to it about Ice Age. In the end she thinks the process was no different than her own consciousness transference process and becomes the xenomorph leader

I am a transexual cyborg in my next life AMA

did the eyeball do something to nibs like implant her with a part of him while they struggled or she's just crazy?

>>214072758
Bot flies now?

Bot flies now.

>>214072799
No. Gingers are just like that.

>>214072760
For a troon like you

>>214062403
it's from Night Breed only used in title amd end cards

>>214072799
gingers have no soul so the machine stayed a machine

>>214072758
i was thinking mango worms but yeah close enough

Call me retarded but I never noticed that the xenomorph has no eyes. It was in in the pop culture for so long my brain didnt the image properly

>>214072881
kek

>>214072904
Where we're going we won't need eyes to see

>>214072834
It's ok to like men anon don't be so defensive

>>214072904
bruh

>>214072786
You're shitposting but I bet this is basically what happens

>>214072881
Oh how wrong you are.

>AAAAAH NIGGERMAN IT'S GOT TENTACLES
>AAAAAH WHAT DID YOU DO TO NIGGERMAN?
>I'M GOING INSANE!!!!

>>214072222
all animals are self-aware sentient

>quotes "Asimov"
>"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
>it's actually from Arthur C. Clarke
>no one contradicts him
Boy Retard

So Prodigy just picked random sick kids for the hybrid program? You would have thought that they would have chosen orphans without family to distract them.

>>214072918
>>214072834

>>214072222
but you meant sapient, no none of the aliens are sapient, they're all just "clever animals" as you put it

they feel joy when they hunt, they have a theater in their mind like you do but it's just an animal one

>>214072956
retard, only humans are sentient

>>214072979
sapient means human origin, so yeah none of them are, I meant what I meant

>>214072983
Your smart door is sentient by definition.
You should master terms before sperging out because both of you are fools in this discussion.
Look into sentience, sapience, qualia, consciousness, intentionality, rationality etc.

>>214072929
i want to fugg him

>>214072959
actually it was isaac Newton

>>214072959
i picked it right away and still made me wonder if i was remembering it wrong and was actually Asimov's
i dont understand the point of making him make such a mistake
he is obviously smart, are they trying to present him as not that "book" smart, or not as good remembering specific details or what?

>>214072701
grew on a farm and is a super christian
she only was lacking a red maga hat

>>214073009
shut up wikifag, I used it correctly and my IQ is much bigger than yours

>>214073008
>when the Kirsh says the eye is intelligent does he mean animal beings or just very smart animal beings?
also the guy who told you to put your phone down is right, did you even watch the show? You're so arrogant to reply back after being retarded, you clearly didn't even watch the show, in the show the animal is showing gamma brain waves and signs of thinking intensively and observing its environment, that's why they've called it intelligent.

>>214073035
prolly representing that no one dares correct him and he is so rich he can spout bullshit and force reality to conform

>>214073038
You're a moron trough and trough.

>>214072969
They want to get their families involved at some point to 'prove' whether the transfer worked. If they can convince the families that it worked then that's one more point in favor of it. That's more difficult if they didn't have people that familiar with them.

Just so happened that they got Hermit in early, but Boy Kavalier is going with it.

>>214073046
gamma brain waves are not a sign of self-awareness and sentience on their own

>>214073035
My opinion is that they wanted to show that none of the employees would dare contradict Boy Retard to his face, and that everyone would obediently comply with his unreasonable demands.

>>214073060
smarter than you though, so if I'm a moron what does that make you?

>>214073047
>>214073094
prolly these yeah

nibs!

>>214073134
no on e lieks here anymore

>>214073035
Was Hermit in that scene? Maybe he'll pick up on it since he seems to be Mr. pop culture.

>>214073152
>everyone I don't like is the same guy
yes we know, anon.

>>214073068
But they're treating the situation with Hermit as a temporary fix instead of a planned part of the operation.

we have such nice threads without the wendy waifufag spamming

Wendy WILL watch Ice Age while a xeno sits next to her on the couch like a doggie, mark my words

The show...
I like it.
Good show

>>214073206
inb4 bot, shill, marketer, etc.

>>214071119
That makes her even hotter.
>Anon, I've decided we're going to have a child.
>But you know you can't get pre-
>I said. We're going to have a child.

>>214073191
apart from the horny faggots not even discussing the show

>>214072979
>no none of the aliens are sapient, they're all just "clever animals" as you put it
The xenomorph actively made a baited trap with hermit. And in the movies 2 xenos wrecked a third one to use its acid blood to scape containment.

>>214072959
>>214073035
They already discussed this on avpgalaxy and think it's an homage to David/Walter's "when one note is off..." dialogue foreshadowing that Boy isn't as smart as he thinks and is going to meet with his end because of it.

>>214073173
He's playing it fast and loose with the experiment. I'd bet this is how he normally works, he comes up with crazy ideas and then Kirsh and Eins and the other people around him make them work.

He was monitoring Wendy the whole time as she was spying on her brother, I'm sure at some point he would have let her actually contact him more directly, and then he would have spied on them meeting. Then when they met on the mission to the Maginot there was another opportunity.

>>214073254
Yes they did but crows also solve logical puzzles and so do squids, Lions trap cows by imitating their sounds exactly and lots of fucked up shit that predators do in nature.
Animals often chew their own legs to escape imprisonment.

>>214073254
They did a few smart things in Romulus. IIRC at one point the main characters are opening a locked bulkhead door, and a xenomorph is just lurking behind them waiting for them to do it.

>>214073287
My cat is waiting for me to leave the bathroom every time I take a shit, he just knows I'm there for that and once I exit the room he always jumps on me, scaring me on purpose and walks away with satisfaction.

>>214073191
I initially liked her but now it's just annoying and the gimmick is already becoming old. I realized they tricked me into watching a literal children's show.

>>214073306
Dude your cat is sentient!

>>214073306
based kot

>>214073325
Yea but all animals are.
What animals lack is a rational mind, they're ridiculously intelligent otherwise.
They have a conscious mind like you do as well, there's light in their mind, they see and feel things genuinely and have a simplicity of mind over all this. It's just a silent mind when it comes to reasoning, planning, understanding abstract things etc.

But they think, play, use emotions in all that, have favorites, have loved ones.

>>214073325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s0LTDhqe5A
kino thing to watch

>>214073340
Depends on the animal, nigga. An orca or a dog is mighty different from a rat.

>>214073400
all of those have sentience

>>214073414
Source?

>>214073400
Rats are not a good example of a less intelligent animal, they are extremely intelligent. Koala would be a good example of a dumb shit fucking retard of an animal.

>>214073445
You're replying to a philosophical zombie.

>>214073445
>dumb shit fucking retard of an animal

kek'd

>>214073340
Sentience and consciousness and all that stuff all comes down to just level of intelligence.

Turing test was used before but now ChatGPT can do that easily.

Mirror test can be done by robots that recognise themselves in the mirror.

Really consciousness and stuff was made up so humans can say they are above animals and allow us to test on them and say they aren't aware of their suffering.

Humans and all life are biological machines, but if we take that to its furthest conclusion we would be back in the law of the jungle.

I would say the real test of consciousness these days is belief in God or ability to at least rationalise about a God and a higher power and higher purpose.

As far as I'm aware, religious behaviour is what separates man from animal. Rest is just level of intelligence.

>>214073455
They're dumb as fuck, man.

>>214073445
koalas are blazed out of their mind on eucalyptus juice all day that's why they're retarded

>>214073445
>they are extremely intelligent
Source? They're just easily manipulated into behavioral patterns by reward mechanisms.

>>214073340
Yeah but can they rotate an apple?

>>214073363
Seen it! We got sentient molluscs here on Earth.

Octopus are very smart but they don't pass down knowledge like that, they all figure everything out for themselves.

>>214073453
Actually we're all p-zimbo —that's a p-zombie that also fakes an internal monologue.

>>214073462
Those chat models show no sign of intelligence, they're doing some clever output, sometimes, since they quite often reproduce incoherent shit and are wrong constantly due to the way they work as geometric tricks on data arranged by weights in clusters (matrices), the scripts that run on those are deterministic.

No computer will show intentionality, there's no one behind them, it's just matter reacting with itself physically, there's no mind inside a computer, no intelligence to speak of.

Yea you might lack a consciousness but stay in your own refuted corner. Functionalist tard.
>No that obvious thing we all have? We don't actually have it haha

>>214073489
this is not a human this is a shitty language model script

never forgetti

>>214073501
how does the brain differ to a computer other than in form? You're actions are determined by your genes which are determined by evolutionary trial and error.

>>214073274
>he comes up with crazy ideas and then Kirsh and Eins and the other people around him make them work.
Kirsch and co. are basically his tard wranglers

>>214073501
This is something low IQ retards fail to understand. AI is all just a big bubble that will burst once everyone understands there isn't and never will be a real Skynet. ChatGPT is a glorified search engine.

>>214073485
So are you, you're never leaving, none of us are.

>>214073547
I'm here by choice

>>214071076 (OP)
sadly, anyone watching that laughable, ham fisted crap as eyes...

>>214073530
The brain turns massively parallel processing into singular decisions, the computer takes one singular line of instructions to perform many different tasks.

>>214073473
Theyre also literal smooth brains so anon isnt wrong

>>214073524
unironically scary

>>214073526
letting indians on the net was a mistake bigger than letting women vote

>>214073530
The guy who burned himself alive to protest Vietnam was just following his genes? Just obeying trial and error?
We are not computers, we are unique.

>>214071783
doesn't matter, if you mostly want to fuck her ass

>>214073526
Is this AI?

>>214073579
>letting indians on the net was a mistake bigger than letting women vote
mindbroken, that's a still from the show

>>214073585
the experiment showing you moving your hand BEFORE your brain sent signals to it proves we have no free will

>>214073544
Yeah but then whoever makes it into the best search engine will make huge profits.

Algorithms fucked up search function for most people, but chatGPT has potential to give people that functionality back again.

>>214073593
it's here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZFS1V58HBs

>>214073587
EXTREMELY BASED

>>214072701
this was so fucking retarded
many such things
actually, nothing else
well, you can only be a single thing at once, right?
so "writers" chose to be retarded, apparently

>>214073544
No, AI will prove that humans are just biological machines.

What AI lacks is genes with random mutations based on the environmental factors.

Sure AI has evolutionary algorithms, but they are not truly random mutations like genes can have.

>>214073605
Explain to me the evolutionary trial and error process of monk self immolation. We are more than your experiments and computers and always have been and always will be.

>>214073596
it's from a jeet fake trailer on youtube

>>214073015
>isaac
more hamfisting, lol

>>214073567
You're making the same assumptions people made when they said AI was impossible. Just because the brain does cool stuff that computers can't do yet doesn't mean it's not possible.

>>214073605
wat

Is that for real how it works? The hand moves before the brain sends the signal?

Those dirty guys playing card early in episode one, they've came to the shit recently? Otherwise it would such a dumb low IQ writing room, because they know shit about earth and its companies that they shouldn't know about because they were on a mission that took more than the founding of prodigy for example.

>>214073585
>just following his genes? Just obeying trial and error?
Yes. He had very high empathy levels and low self preservation levels and probably high depression. All determined by his genes and triggered by his environment.

He probably would have killed himself anyway but for different triggering reasons.

>>214073035
jews aren't super Christian

>>214073655
You can't reproduce consciousness. You're just mindbroken by science fiction.

>>214073691
There is no test for consciousness so no one can successfully prove they've reproduced it or not.

Why does a spider spin webs? Genetics, that's why.

>>214073644
he's American

>>214073662
Sadly yes, you have no free will
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VZqho-8iJY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llM1ZR1htp8

>>214073703
That's besides the point.

>>214073747
So how will you prove no ones reproduced it?

>>214073731
a jeet living in america?

>>214073756
God told me in a dream.

Cant wait to see him get rekt

>>214073758
doubt it his name is Alexander Daniel

>>214073724
Which genes? Give me the source for the exact genes.

>>214073703
What test do we use for humans?

>>214073724
Is it one gene or multiple genes?
What happens if a single gene in those chain of genes mutates? As it tends to happen all the time in nature, entirely random. Does the spider stop weaving?
Have you ever studied Waddington's model with the GRNs?

>>214073827
rip milf hunter

>>214073827
AI generated, you can see it in the pixels

>>214073816
There isn't one. We just say if someone has no brain activity like a vegetative state then they are not conscious. But even that has proven tricky due to locked in syndrome.

>>214073792
We can manipulate genes, it's called genetic engineering. I can't point to specific ones but we can alter them in humans to solve issues even increase intelligence.

>>214073825
Yes there are spiders that stopped making webs. Wolf spiders and others ambush prey instead.

they talk now?!
they talk now!

surprised i haven't seen any webms of
>singh, with an h
>it's indian
and morrow's reaction

the show is actualy about him, hes the toughest, the most dangerous, the most intelligent, the most dangerous and perfect organism. its ALL him.

>>214073999
>hard-countered by the OC alien
Nah.

>>214073999
>accidentally stands on him and squishes him
>toughest guy

>>214071293
>>Xenomorphs have no eyes
echolocation is far superior for hunting than vision. xenos can never know what kind of environments they might need to survive in.

>>214071594
this lil nigga malding

>>214073655
Hes talking about the literal base way computer architecture we use works, its all one instruction after another. It simulates parallelism by switching really fast, but its all one instruction at a time.
Brains meanwhile are parallel processors. Computers as are cannot truly be.

>>214074108
The dead original alien in Romulus had eye sockets.

>>214074093
Why even use that location if you're not going to show titties? I'm sick of this faux-70s and 80s bullshit all the time. Fake grit.

>>214072645
these niggas want it to be fine art like severance or something. it's okay for the show to be a 7/10

>>214072645
They act like an Alien show should be fine art. This isn't True Detective it's Alien

>>214071076 (OP)
How long before they reference Neil Blomkamp's Zygote?

>>214074133
So you're saying because computers can't do proper parallel processing yet it means they never will?

Even if they do create proper parallel processing in computers instead of using the thread pool, you think that will make all the difference?

What about 2 computers working independently like mine and yours? They are processing parallel and then feed their information in to a 3rd machine. That's basically the internet.

>>214074163
Kek this has to be satire

>>214074134
That's an interesting point. Xenomorphs don't have eyes, but human derived ones do have eye sockets underneath their head's exoskeleton. And the eyeball alien doesn't need "eyes", it needs an eye socket. Eyes actually get in the eyeball alien's way.
Not saying that this is going to happen, but it is an important point to be made.

>>214073526
>white fluid
oh no

>>214073827
he finally has one sperm inside him

>>214074108
>echolocation is far superior for hunting than vision.
>gets defeated by fucking moth genitals
>https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/moths-vibrate-genitals-to-avoid-bats-animals
Echolocation sucks because its vulnerable to jamming

Aliens are just demons but as animals. It's literally transplanted from that religious imaginative space and put into a shoddy sci-fi framework but preserving and trying to translate as much of the former as possible.

is this show going to get cancelled after this season? what are the viewership/payer/new subscriber figures like per episode?

>>214074346
Around 2 million or a bit less iirc. Not excellent, but not bad either.

>>214074325
retard

>>214074325
Does that mean Wendy is Solomon

>>214074290
and vision gets tricked by optical illusions

>>214074409
Funny idea.

>>214074393
moron reply
>>214074409
at least a 132 IQ reply

the duality of the 4chan poster...

>>214073673
like what?
I don't remember what they said but that was in the past before the accident that caused the 65 year delay

>>214074346
It's alien so you can expect from this franchise that has struggled for nearly 40 years....
The suits in charge will expect a bajillion views and a billion dollars
This niche horror scifi rape monster franchise will be a "disappointment" and be canceled
In 5 or so years they'll reboot it with a lazy new not sequel that ignores this one
Then theyll cancel that

>>214074346
>is this show going to get cancelled after this season?
given that it's the most popular show airing right now followed by dexter. it's safe to say it won't be axed.

>>214074458
They had intimate knowledge about the present time events, like the boy who created a new corporation with synths as its core focus.
But forgive me I felt like those guys showed up 4 months before reaching earth, sure the horror events must happen inside that window.
My assumption was that those two workers came from a different nearby planet, maybe from our solar system or close-by to their ship and told them about current events.

>>214074033
he's not hard countered they just fill separate niches
in fact he's more immune to xenos than they are to him because he can animate some dangerous carcass that can harm xenos and he's too small and nimble to be endangered by them
he can even take over a body that already hatched a xeno

Aliums

I can't stand the petet pan bullshit

>>214074187
true detective was a shlock

>>214074206
it might as well not need an eye socket either just a good hookup to the nervous system

>>214074491
I cannot be more wrong, the show writers are utterly cretins.
It was one of the woman inside the 65 years long mission that mentioned the young kid who created a new company... so she was there since day one, she literally woke up from a pod.

>>214074610
they have comms they can ready the internet

>>214074610
does it mean the specimens are also 65 years old?

>>214074386
>>214074463
>>214074482
thanks anons, not exactly reassured but will sign up to Disney+

>>214074649
speed of light is still a limit and the internet would not get streamed to space, and then how do you stream it effectively? Even radio waves lose coherence, not going that far.

There's no way to cope around it, we all know this show is very dumb, one of the most idiotic shows ever that's just one early sign of it.

>>214074666
Yea given that they stood still in zoo containers, not frozen or asleep.

>>214074491
I don't really remember what happened in those scenes I was assuming this was all old events I don't remember anything about 4 months
morrow had no idea about prodigy and he had no idea that 65 years passed and he wasn't prepared for that so I assumed the time lapse was due to the accident with xenos and they weren't supposed to spend this long

>>214072959
those two get mixed up so often by people that I wonder whether it was a writer fuckup or intentional. (I like the show but it's sloppy enough for them to make that mistake)
(then again they would totally add that on purpose)

>>214074610
the shaquina on the left matches with the body here >>214073526
so we will get to see oculus in human body next week

>>214074700
Mission duration is stated in the first frame of the show, when it starts. 65 years.
The accident is just a series of flashbacks as they just sleep inside the 4 month window until they reach earth, which the android on ship tells them about (the exact duration).

Marrow is on the table when they discuss present day events.

>>214074482
There aren't any good sci-fi shows currently airing though, so that boosts its audience.

>>214074669
they have ftl comms in universe

>>214073526
how is he so big

>>214074751
This is true and very few people know it. Should be obvious from the scenes in every movie where they talk to Wey-Yu in real time from the ship in Alien and from the prison colony in Alien 3 among others.

>>214074775
it's from a fake trailer

someone wanna bake?

these are all the flashbacks, these are clearly events that happen just moments before they crash on earth, when the cyborg writes his report in the computer

The only reason they give them flowers to hold is because they know they're killing them, this is not a conscious transfer but a memory copy.

>>214074886
yellow lex luthor not a synth

>>214073274
Yeah, that's reasonable.

>>214074886
kino

>>214074886
zombeye meets xeno

>>214074863
new:
>>214074955

>>214074918
yea he's just a human that stood by their vats as they slept for decades, not aging for a day

oh noez

>>214074969
he fast

>>214074969
she somehow manages to survive that scene, which is the past of this one

>>214075010
booba spotted

>>214074942
is that from the pov of the eye alien? Why show its memories then lol

>>214074194
>Even if they do create proper parallel processing in computers instead of using the thread pool, you think that will make all the difference?
By all means it would be fucking huge, first from a processing power stand point and as consequence a size point, likely making it easier to examine. What neuron cluster does what in our brains has been documented and tested many times, meanwhile AI workings' is a black box even though it's man made.
>What about 2 computers working independently like mine and yours?
Hardware copy of neurons could, and I believe would lead to if not consciousness, a good simulacra of it. So called software neural networks are a massive, massive simplified model from the actual thing. Individual ones running their own processes and responding and replying in parallel would be far closer.
But ultimatelly that would require a whole paradigm shift and given the billions just go to
>what if LLM but biggerer?
I dont see it happening soon.

Further more in my opinion, the biggest problem with trying to make a conscious machine is that this is not what companies want. The nanosecond even our current simple models do any no-no they get a metaphorical knife into their brain. For that and more I hardly see those as being conscious even if the parroted speech seems to fit.

>>214075004
he ugly, looks like a rat

>>214074033
What if they do a symbiosis?

>>214075065
actually seems like those are not his eyes, it's just a red light reflecting on his body

>>214075065
not as much as (((twink cavalier)))

>>214075074
it would be extremely painful

>>214074325
>Aliens are just demons
Many a truth hath been spoken in jest.

>>214074610
The whole point of that scene is that they're getting themselves up to speed with what's different on earth since they left. It's obvious they can receive transmissions throughout the mission, or once they return to a certain threshold. Alien has never been hard sci-fi in regards to space travel.

>>214075130
but they're not afraid of water

>>214075170
it's funny because I always thought they don't have ftl travel in alien universe

>>214075170
No you're wrong and you know why? The two workers are playing a cards game and the older guy is trying to teach him about the politics of earth.
One guy on the table interjects but then another on the table corrects him still.
The one trying to teach the kid about earth clarifies that the kid never had his social science classes so this implies that they're all discussion knowledge from before the mission, when they were in school.

This is why the whole scene is retarded, smart people pick up on all that and connect it so it makes 0 sense.

>>214071772
i would and i already have, many times, every which way

>>214075217
Neither are demons, they're spiritual beings, what you're stating is more a recent jewish comic book trope.

>>214075130
Now anon in real life it's obvious that much of those alien visitations simply overlap with satanic abuse rituals and so on, it's demons at the end of the day that larp as interstellar visitors, whos advanced spaceships always seem to break down at the mention of a 2000 years old carpenter btw.

>>214075258
Demons were first used to explain phenomena. A demon is something that has power over the world in a way that can't be explained.

Maxwells Demon is a good example of its proper use in thought experiments.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxwell%27s_demon

>>214075433
Go back clueless fool, way back you have biblical demons and greek daimons.
Stop talking if you know nothing about the topic.

No one cares that you're the subscriber of naive materialism, so what, you're autistic and dumb, move on.

>>214071076 (OP)
This was so FUCKED UP!

>>214075479
Less fucked up than when literal humans are tortured?
I mean I am all for protecting animals anon. I love them and I see them as conscious beings of great worth, to the point that I've a vegan half a year, but a human is muuuch more than an animal.

>>214075433
Oh yeah, prove it.

Give us a demon-stration!

>>214075506
give up veganism. I tried it, it will only weaken your entire body.

>>214075506
human life is obviously worth more but I find torturing animals worse

>>214075660
you have high empathy. Try not to kill yourself or be used by others.

What is the eyeball's endgame?
Like nice, he got a host, shouldnt he be happy now?
At this point it has to be either making more eyeballs, or upgrading to a "better" host right?

>>214075904
probably climb to the top of the food chain, as in infect and possess the highest host in the biosphere.

>>214075904
all the organisms seem to be similar ideas to the xenomorph, just inferior non-biomechanical types.
they just parasitise and kill stuff before moving onto the next thing, wipe other things out while remaining alive, kind of boring really.

>>214075933
You can just say kirsch

>>214075240
None of that contradicts anything. The companies were all around before the mission started, except for Prodigy which they are getting up to date on. When Morrow gets in contact with Yutani the only thing that's changed is that the company passed on to a daughter.

>>214074491
>>214074610
People... read the news? How's that posible? I'M LOSING MY MIND! SAVE ME JONESY YOU USELESS SHIT!!

>>214075904
>What is the eyeball's endgame?
Peaceful contact with advances species and inviting them to some pan-galactic organization.

>>214075961
>they just parasitise and kill stuff before moving onto the next thing, wipe other things out while remaining alive
if you were looking for deep commentary or originality in an alien movie you're looking in the wrong place.

>>214075904
world domination

>>214076569
when you say it like that there's some similarity between the eye and the transynths