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Anonymous No.214072083 >>214072126 >>214072149 >>214072251 >>214074170 >>214074989 >>214075230
>You WILL live in a tiny, cramped spaceship
>You WILL be hunted by terrifying robots
>You WILL eat snot soup for every meal
No thanks, I’ll take the blue pill.
Anonymous No.214072126
>>214072083 (OP)
>porridgeslop
grow up
Anonymous No.214072149 >>214072167 >>214072191 >>214074145 >>214075037
>>214072083 (OP)
Why hasn't Laurence Fishburne ever fixed his teeth?
Anonymous No.214072151
NIGGER
Anonymous No.214072155
Zion is so deep! We have everything. Did you know that we have R-A-V-E-S?
Anonymous No.214072167
>>214072149
A bunch of blacktors agreed they'd rock a tooth gap so I would grow up thinking tooth gaps is a negroid thing.
Anonymous No.214072191
>>214072149
gives him character. they dont pick him to be the heart throb in these movies
Anonymous No.214072251
>>214072083 (OP)
You had to be unplugged to benefit and live in the Matrix though, otherwise an Agent could just take over you at will.
Anonymous No.214072296 >>214072897 >>214074304 >>214074912
>Neo, I'll show you the real world. You will be free
>the real world

Fuck you Morpheus PLUG ME BACK IN!!!!
Anonymous No.214072312 >>214072410 >>214074273
>uh living in the simulacrum is GOOD, actually
Fake and gay
Anonymous No.214072410 >>214077416
>>214072312
Please explain the benefit of being in the real world in the Matrix universe.
Anonymous No.214072888
>You are a slave, Neo.
/tv/ hates this one simple line of dialogue!
Anonymous No.214072897
>>214072296
>std ridden society of degenerate hobos
disgusting
Anonymous No.214073021 >>214073684
How long do people typically live in the Matrix?
Like if Neo had taken the blue pill would he have made it to old age or would he have been liquidated?
Anonymous No.214073684 >>214074369
>>214073021
There no reason agents wouldn't just hunt down people who interacted with free humans to play it safe, but maybe he'd be lucky and they wouldn't give a fuck
Anonymous No.214074089 >>214074165
>You WILL take the blue/black/red pills
>You WILL only talk to your fellow schizos on 4chan
>You WILL cope and bitch about normies getting laid and leading happier lives.

Applies to 4chan too ngfl.
Anonymous No.214074145
>>214072149
it's unironically a beauty standard in several african countries/cultures. pretty sure laurence fishburne is into the whole pan-africanism shit too so it makes sense for him to keep it
Anonymous No.214074165
>>214074089
The schizos can be right sometimes
Anonymous No.214074170
>>214072083 (OP)
He was offered a blue pill, tourist
Anonymous No.214074273
>>214072312
"Zion" was the simulation for people that crave struggle (and part of an elaborate joke by the machines on the people who "made trouble")
>Heh you want struggle eh, lol looks like you're going to a Jewish slum surrounded by sweaty mystery meat twerking 24/7
Anonymous No.214074304
>>214072296
Is that le heckin Kai Cenat????
Anonymous No.214074369 >>214074473 >>214075013
>>214073684
Yeah but do normal humans live out their entire lives? Do the machines only use people who die of natural causes for their bullshit fusion energy process?
Anonymous No.214074473
>>214074369
In theory there's no reason the machines couldn't still find a use for a human just because it was hit by a bus in a simulation or whatever, but they probably just flush them at that point all the same. If there's some actual clarification to that shit in any secondary material I've never heard of it
Anonymous No.214074912 >>214077293
>>214072296
Realistically speaking. How often do you think boon fights break out in Zion? And how high is the crime rate?
Anonymous No.214074989 >>214075038
>>214072083 (OP)
What if I take the brown pill? Where do I wake up?
Anonymous No.214075013 >>214075854
>>214074369
the machines don't give a shit how or when you die but when you die you die, matrix-death causes total braindeath and organ failure in the real world so you're useless as a battery at that point and get liquified back into food

if you hadn't watched the sequels a fair question would be then "why did the nurse-machine let neo get flushed instead of liquified" and frankly the movie has zero answer to that without post-hoc justifications that it was all part of the architect's keikaku
Anonymous No.214075037
>>214072149
2 Alpha 4u
Anonymous No.214075038
>>214074989
hey you sar, finally am waking? you was trying to cross bangladesh border on top of train yes? walked right onto tracks same as us dalits and that benchod over there
Anonymous No.214075085 >>214075162
NEEOOOOOOO WAKE UP NEO YOUR COMFY PERFECT LIFE IS FAKE YOU NEED TO LIVE IN THE REAL WORLD NEO IN THE SEWERS EATING SOI SLOP AND HIDING LIKE A RAT IT'S 1000% BETTER THAN LIVING IN THE FANTASY WORLD WHERE YOU HAD A REGULAR LIFE NEOOOOOOO WAKE UP NEO
Anonymous No.214075162
>>214075085
i know this is pretty much a copypasta at this point but neo's life was clearly miserable and he was on the knife's edge of being fired, spending years in prison for cyber crimes, and consequently being homeless and destitute. not to mention the schizophrenia-like constant low level paranoia he felt from having a natural (or artificial depending on how you look at it) compulsion to escape the matrix
Anonymous No.214075230
>>214072083 (OP)
Seeing as how Zion and the resistance is just another layer of the Matrix yeah you might as well pick the blue pill. Who knows, maybe they actually did right by Cypher even.
Anonymous No.214075854
>>214075013
I just assumed the liquefying happened further down the production line and as a corpse they're usually pretty indifferent to the wait. Unless you're asking why the robot isn't programed to kill or at least raise more of an alarm for living unplugged people anyway. That did always seem like a weird oversight.
Anonymous No.214077180
i want to live in the agent smith future simulation with no niggers
Anonymous No.214077293
>>214074912
Never and none. Who was the one who betrayed everyone and tried to kill them? The bald incel white guy. Exactly.
Anonymous No.214077416
>>214072410
It's not fake and gay
That's it
If you weren't a leftist retard you'd understand, but alas