Anonymous
8/28/2025, 12:13:09 PM
No.214072961
>>214073161
>>214073945
>Have a Big Mac. Have two.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 12:23:22 PM
No.214073107
>>214073175
>>214073235
He died doing a choke and stroke right?
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 12:25:50 PM
No.214073143
ah, where do I get cuckold to death?
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 12:25:51 PM
No.214073145
What is this?
A rope
No no my girlfriend just busted my balls
And now it's time to die
Okay ... how do I use it?
Wrap it around your neck and jump off a chair
What do I do before killing myself?
You google your ex's name then repeat it as many times as you like
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 12:26:58 PM
No.214073163
>>214073230
last mcDonalds burger I had I think the meat had genuinely been left out all day.
it didn't even taste like anything other than an off aftertaste.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 12:27:53 PM
No.214073175
>>214073107
If you're going to kys by hanging I don't see why you wouldn't have a quick wank while doing it you know? Might as well figure out what the hype is all about while approaching the white light.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 12:29:44 PM
No.214073199
>>214073903
>Have some food truck slop. Have two.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 12:31:56 PM
No.214073230
>>214073163
Quick protip here, if you go during a non busy hour, add or remove something to/from the burger so they have to make it fresh
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 12:32:19 PM
No.214073235
>>214073107
Come to think, I tend to hold my breath for a bit prior to jizzing. Maybe there's something to this hypoxia thing. Maybe I'll give the ol' Bourdain method a try.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 1:16:50 PM
No.214073903
>>214074234
>>214073199
She only had one. Her sister did have two drinks though
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 1:19:31 PM
No.214073945
>>214072961 (OP)
Adding more fast food only makes it worse. You just realise way more that it either tastes of nothing or tastes of sugar
